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  1. This is a series of silly shorts about Anon reading books in Twilight's Library, and Twilight constantly trying sexual advances based on his book of choice. Enjoy!
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  5. >Anon is reading Misery
  6. >Twilight walks in with a hammer
  7. >"Oh Ano~n..."
  8. "No."
  9.  
  10. >Anon is reading It
  11. >Twilight walks in with a clown costume
  12. >"I don't understand this..."
  13. >Anon waves the book around
  14. "Niether do I."
  15.  
  16. >Anon is reading Harry Potter
  17. >Twilight walks in with circle glasses and lightningbolt scar
  18. >"I'm gonna wingardium leviosa your magic wand!"
  19. "You couldn't have gone Hermione?"
  20. >"..."
  21. "Expelliarmus!"
  22.  
  23. >Anon is reading Shawshank Redemption
  24. >Twilight walks in
  25. >"That's the thing with books...you either get busy reading...or you get busy dying."
  26. "Not now Twilight."
  27. >Twilight leaves, etching 'Twi was here' on the doorframe.
  28.  
  29. >Anon is reading Naruto
  30. >Twilight comes in with the headband
  31. >"I'll make your chakra flow!"
  32. "But Naruto sucks with chakra."
  33. >"R-really?"
  34. "Believe it."
  35.  
  36. >Anon is reading AiE
  37. >Twilight comes in with a stetson
  38. >"Ah'm gonna get what ah want, sugarcube!"
  39. "Not now Twilight."
  40. >She throws you off chair.
  41. >"Ah wasn't asking ya."
  42. >You are truly scared.
  43. >She sees this, breaks character.
  44. >"Wow, I did good this time!"
  45. >Insta lose boner
  46. "Dammit, Twi."
  47.  
  48. >Anon is reading Eragon
  49. >Twi comes in with Spike strapped to her lowerhalf
  50. "It's not about beastiality, Twi."
  51. >"Oh..."
  52. >"I feel extremely uncomfortable with this."
  53. >"Quiet, Spike!"
  54.  
  55. >Anon is reading Discworld
  56. >Twi comes in
  57. >"Hey Anon, wanna have a little fun?"
  58. "Twilight, if we started now, we wouldn't be done for a long fucking time, and you'd still want more."
  59. >"Wait, are you talking about the book or the sex?"
  60. "Both."
  61.  
  62. >Anon is reading WH40k
  63. >Twilight comes in full Sphess Mahreen outfit.
  64. >"FOR THE EMPRAH!"
  65. "Celestia's not here right now."
  66. >"Oh come on, we could make some noise~"
  67. "Wrong marines."
  68. >"R-really?"
  69. "Heresy."
  70.  
  71. >Anon is reading Romeo and Juliet
  72. >She comes in with a cup
  73. >"Oh, I shall drink from thy cup, then my Romeo will try to...*mmm*...take it from thine lips..."
  74. "Twilight, that's alcohol, not poison."
  75. >"Oh."
  76. >Anon sighs
  77. "It'll have the same effect though."
  78. >Twilight gasps with delight
  79. >"You'll take it from thine lips?!"
  80. "No, you'll pass out."
  81.  
  82. >Anon is reading MacBeth
  83. >Twi comes in
  84. >"You have no spine! You will do this because I wish it to be so, now go take what is yours!"
  85. >She opens her arms
  86. "Twilight, you aren't my wife. You don't control me."
  87. >"B-but the witches predicted it to be so!"
  88. "That was Pinkie. And a crystal ball."
  89. >"..."
  90. "And you paid her to say it."
  91.  
  92. >Anon is reading The Divine Comedy
  93. >Twi comes in wearing a clown costume with a halo
  94. >"So, how about them angels? What jokers!"
  95. "...I...don't even know..."
  96. >"What? Not enough comedy?"
  97. "...you get the 2nd circle."
  98.  
  99. >Anon is reading Spider-man comics
  100. >Twi swings into the room
  101. >"Mary Jane!"
  102. "..."
  103. >"I'll save you from Doctor Octopus!"
  104. >Anon is held up by tentacles
  105. "Oh god oh god, can we at least reverse the roles?!?"
  106. >Twi grins
  107. >"No."
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