- >this day sponsored by Binford Tools
- >your name is Anon now because I said so
- >landing in Equestria was both the best and worst thing to happen to you
- >you managed to make a lot of friends in Ponyville, but some time ago you wanted something more
- >her
- >that blonde maned wall-eyed mailmare
- >you weren't a horsefucker before coming to Equestria as is custom for an Anonymous human, but... damn
- >that bubble flank had your name written all over it
- >after a couple days of work, mostly from her not understanding your advances, you managed to bed the happy-go-lucky mare
- >worst. Day. Ever.
- >getting into it she decided to thrust her hips back in tune to your rhythm
- >needless to say you never got the number of the bus that sent you through the wall behind you
- >by that you mean that ass hit with the force of 10 applebucks from AJ
- >it was a couple months before the hospital let you out
- >being non-pony Fluttershy was tasked with taking care of you
- >with a nice kick-back from Celestia you might add
- >turns out being an endangered species afforded Fluttershy certain compensation for making sure you healed up nicely
- >guess what Fluttershy's healing methods incorporated?
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >Fucking Derpy too, she apparently didn't know what went wrong
- >least that's what the card says
- >well it did before it caught fire after the magic stone with a recording of her message shorted out or something
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