Hoovsies, A Tail of two Socks - Rainbow Dash One Shot(clop)

Hoovsies, A Tail of two Socks - Rainbow Dash One Shot

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(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHy7DGLTt8g&feature=related)

Just let the magic happen

 

"No... no, no. Hell no. Absolutely no. I-i refus-no. No."

>"Oh, but Anon dear. It will be glorio-"

"No."

>You cross your arms and shake your head, your mouth set in a thin line.

>Rainbow Dash stands beside you, her mouth set in as tight a line as yours.

>"Yeah! There is no WAY we are going to the Spa. That is, like, totally lame!"

>Rainbro holds out her hoof and you brofist her with the power of Broseidon, Ruler of the Brocean.

"Lame."

>You repeat for emphasis.

>Rarity narrows her eyes.

>A tingle runs up your spine.

 

>Meanwhile at Sugercube Corner....

>"Here you are! One Triple-chocolate-layer-cake and two Cupcakes. That'll be 14 bits."

>Roseluck throws the bits on the counter and walks away, cake and cupcakes balanced on her back.

>"Thank you!"

>As Pinkie Pie scrapes the bits off the counter her ears flap, eye twitches and she sneezes.

>Pinkie gasps and rears back on her hind legs.

>"Everypone run for your lives! My Pinkie-Senses are tingling!"

>Pinkie screams as she bolts from Sugercube Corner.

>Ponies all around her start screaming and run for cover.

>Windows shut, welcome mats are pulled inside and curtains are drawn.

>"Rarity is going to start whining!"

>Pinkie appears at Fluttershy's cottage, her hooves banging madly on the door.

>"O-oh my Pinkie. What it is?"

>"Rarity is going to start whining!"

>Fluttershy's eyes go wide and she backs up, her flank almost knocking over a vase near the wall, her pupils shrinking to pinpricks.

>Pinkie slams the door and dives under Fluttershy's couch.

 

>Back at the Carousel Boutique....

>You narrow your eyes at Rarity.

"I see what is going on here."

>Rarity takes a deep breath.

>Your eyes fly open and turn to run, Rainbro stares at you like you are stupid.

"Dear Celestia, run for you LIFE!"

>You can vaguely hear the sounds of ponies screaming in panic outside the Boutique.

>"What are you talking about An-"

>"But Whhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy~ It's just a spaaaAAAaaaaaaaaAaaaaaa...."

>Rainbro was the closest to the whine and it almost killed her instantly.

>She grasped at her chest, her heart almost not strong enough to take it.

>"Ppppplllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee~"

>Your fingers are leaving long deep gouges in the paneling of Rarity's workshop/house and you attempt to open the door and run.

>You look back and see Rainbro foaming at the mouth, her body twitching slightly.

>Rarity has on a duckface, tears streaming from her eyes.

>"AnooooooooooooOOOooon.... Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~"

>Captain, I canna' dew et! The dilithium crystals are breakin' oup. She's gonna blow!

>Very well.

"Fine Rarity! We will go. Just PLEASE stop... please."

>With that last ditch effort, your body collapses.

>Rarity snaps back to her usual self.

>"Oh marvelous! I'll go get my hat, then we will go."

>You manage to claw your way over to Rainbro.

"Hey bro, you good?"

>She just holds up her hoof and you pound it.

>That brofist's power radiated through the space-time brotinuum and inspired Bronas Salk, curer of Brolio.

 

>"So long as we are both there, then we can power through. The bro power contained within cannot be stopped!"

>She holds up two hooves.

>Dear lord, she can't mean....

>The double brofist.

>You pound those hooves harder than dragonforce.

>Meanwhile in Russia.

>Ekaterina Georgievna was having a normal day.

>Suddenly she got a strange feeling in her nethers.

>Skip ahead 9 months.

>Broseph Stalin, Future Ruler of Broviet Russia was brought into that world.

>You purse your lips and nod, holding the brofist.

"Let's go."

>Rarity walks around a corner and pauses, one hoof in the air, her gigantic hat on her head.

>"Go ahead, tell me I look fabulous."

>You and Rainbro share a look.

>Neither of you attempts to hold your laughter in, as you fall to the floor.

"You look ridiculous!"

>"Yeah!"

>Rarity just puffs out her cheeks and harrumphs.

>She trots over to the door and magic's it open before snapping her head to the side, chin up and walking out.

>You guffaw and follow her out, Rainbro floating along beside you.

 

>You soon find yourselves outside the Spa.

>You just sigh as Aloe and Lotus step out and hold the doors open the three of you.

>"Please, do come inside!"

>Lotus says, but Aloe just stares at you.

>Her cheeks flushed.

>You just sigh and walk in.

>Rainbro sighs behind you before fluttering to the ground and cloping up behind you.

>Rarity is smiling, far more than she should be, and trots up behind the two of you.

>"The full package please. For my friends and I."

>Lotus nods before running off through the door into the back.

>No doubt to prepare for whatever heinous acts will be committed back there.

>You shudder at the thought, Rainbro shudders along with you.

"Guess bro's even think alike after all."

>".... Let's just get this over with."

>You shrug and follow Aloe, who is still blushing furiously.

 

>The two of you are led to a changing room, Rarity is already there, a towel wrapped around her head.

>The four ponies stand there, clearly waiting on you.

>You raise an eyebrow at them.

"Well?"

>"Well what?"

>Rainbro asks, floating beside you.

>You just sigh, everyone is staring at you.

>It seems like they forgot... again.

>You grab your tailor made, Rarity brand t-shirt and pull it up and over your head.

>Aloe's face turns almost maroon in color while Rarity's face turns a light red and Rainbro's wings stop working, she falls to the ground as they stiffen up at the sight of your chest.

"You okay bro? You still haven't told me why your wings do that."

>"Y-yeah... I'm cool."

>With a shrug, you toss the shirt into a shelf.

>Rarity sniffs derisively and magically folds your shirt, her eyes still locked on your chest.

>With a second shrug you unbutton and unzip your tailor made Rarity brand denim jeans.

>Rarity's face turns a darker shade of red, while Rainbro's cheeks flush.

>Aloe looks like she might die, while Lotus just flat out stares at your boxers, face impassive.

>Smiling, you let your boxers fall to the floor, before grabbing a pone sized towel and wrapping it around yourself.

>Lotus has a smirk on her face, Rarity just stammers, Rainbro's eyes are still locked on your... member, while Aloe has all but passed out.

 

"Let's get this over with."

>You pick Aloe up off the ground, throw her over your shoulder and gesture to the others to get a move on.

>You reach the back room, there is a large bath, a few tables and a a steam room.

>You walk to a table and lay Aloe down on it before you follow the others into the steam room.

>You sit on the floor, Rainbro behind your head as she reclines on her side.

>"This is... not that lame."

".... Hopefully it gets... cooler."

>".... About 20% cooler actually."

>Rarity smiles as Lotus pours more water on the rocks.

>Outside you hear somepone scrambling around, bumping into walls and such.

>You and Rainbro share a laugh, Rarity just gives you two a flat stare.

>After sitting in there for about 15 minutes, the four of you exit.

>Aloe has been sitting next to the door the whole time, her face still red.

>She holds her hoof out towards the tables, which you now notice are padded.

>Obviously so you can lay down on them.

>Duh.

>You notice that one of them has a second table pressed up to it, it must be for you.

>Rarity lays down on her back as Lotus gets a nail file.

>Rarity magic's over two cucumber pieces and places them over her eyes.

>Rainbow lays down on her stomach next to you, as an unknown pone walks over and begins to give her a massage.

>"Aw-w-w-w-w y-y-e-a-h."

>She instantly starts to relax as the pone massages her muscles.

>Wait a minute....

 

>Lotus is with Rarity, unknown pone who looks like Aloe and Lotus is with Rainbro....

>That means....

>You lay down on your stomach and turn your head.

>You find yourself staring into the eyes of Aloe.

>She is still blushing furiously as she begins to massage your neck.

"Damn.... Those marshmallows feel... amazing...."

>Her hooves miss their beat for a moment then get right back on track.

>You smile as your eyes start to drift close.

>Before you know it you are snoring.

>Asleep in a room with 5 mares.

>At least 2 of which secretly want you.

>One of which has made her intentions known.

>Another who is to shy.

>And another who simply likes what she sees.

>After your short nap, that massage was amazing, you wake up.

>Your first though is that you are facing a different direction.

>Namely the roof.

>And you feel a breeze in your... midsection.

>But you have a towel th-where has your towel gone.

>Rarity still has the cucumber slices over her eyes and is soaking in a mud bath, which Rainbro is getting a pedicure.

>Or atleast, Lotus is trying to.

>Rainbro keeps flinching away.

>"No way! I don't like ponies touching my hooves."

>You stand up, noticing that someone else is... standing up with you.

 

>What?

>What brought this on?

>You grab a towel from a nearby chair and wrap it around yourself....

>It does a poor job.

>Rainbro attempts to fly away.

>You grab her hoof, and she gasps.

"Oh no you don't! If I have to stay here and finish you do too! And what do you mean you don't like having your hooves touched. I touch them all the time."

>Rainbro's blush grows bigger when you mention this, and she looks down.

>She falters in the air and face plants on the ground when she notices your... friend... it standing with you.

>"Th-that's not what I said!. You are not a pone and don't count."

>Rarity just ignores the peanut gallery.

"Well I guess we're done here, Rarity. We'll be seeing you."

>"Oh very well, at least you came."

>Rainbro places one of her hooves against your leg and beckons you close to her.

 

>"Hey, before we go. Let's mess with Rarity."

>You immediately like where this is going.

"I've got it. This will get her more than anything."

>You stealth over to Rarity, motioning to Aloe and Lotus to be quiet.

>They oblige you and sit down, giggling amongst themselves.

>LaughingMares.jpg, ohboyherewego.

>You stand right next to Rarity before climbing on the table she is resting on and cuddling up next to her.

>"A-aloe? I-is that you? Th-this isn't what.... I didn't pay f-for this service...."

>You climb over her and lick one of the cucumber slices.

>She giggles, but keeps still.

>You look over at Aloe and raise an eyebrow questioningly.

>She just blush's and you shrug, going back to Rarity.

>You lift one of the cucumber slices up with your tongue and pull it into your mouth.

>Rarity keeps her eye closed and giggles again.

>"Oh Aloe... you do know that I love cucumbers."

>She makes a pouting face and you almost can't contain your laugh.

>You hold the cucumber in between your lips and then press them to Rarity's.

>She eagerly eats the cucumber, while wrapping her hooves around your neck.

>You hold the kiss as she explores your back with her hooves, pausing ever so slightly.

>Her eyes open wide when she realizes this isn't Aloe she is kissing and you quickly wrap your arms around her neck, holding her close.

 

>You let her go and jump off the table.

>"A-anon! Ho-how could y-you! I a-am a l-lady!"

>Everypone present, including you, break into laughter.

>Rarity blush's furiously and turns her head to the side.

>You walk over to Rainbro and hold out a fist.

>She happily obliges you and you brofist.

>The power of this brofist could not be contained in your universe alone.

>Meanwhile in an unrelated parallel universe....

 

>You are suddenly propelled to the ground by something you'd describe as a small rainbow freight train.

>Once the cloud of dust settle down you manage to see what made your ass feels like a crash dummy.

>It's a cyan pegasus with a rainbow colored mane.

>You look at each other in an awkward silence while she sits on your stomach.

>Slowly, she extends a hoof towards you.

>You stare at it in disbelief.

>Could it be?

>You punch it.

>As your fist hits her hoof, a wave of bro-itude fills your very being.

>And with that, she leaves like she came. Flying at ridiculously high speed.

>What in the name of Broseph Stalin just happened?

 

>You don't know why, but that brofist felt amazing.

>Almost like it changed someones life.

>You shrug and turn to leave the Spa, Rainbro shoots out the door.

>Someone is ready to be gone from this place.

>"A-anon... wait...."

>You spin around fully, 360 accomplished.

>".... I-if you want... we c-could do... that... again. Some other time...."

>You spin another 180 and leave the spa.

>Fuck.

>Your clothes are still in there.

>But so is Rarity....

>Nope.

>With that you follow Rainbro to Rarity's workshop/house.

>You keep a stash of clothes here.

>You drew a few glances, wearing just a towel.

>After all....

>A towel is the single sexiest piece of clothing in existence.

>You find Rainbro waiting there for you, her wings still stiff.

"You sure you're okay there, bro? That looks like it hurts."

>"I'm good. Let's just grab the clothes and go."

>You open the door, ponies don't know what locks are, and duck through the door.

>Inside you quickly navigate to the stash of clothes Rarity keeps for you.

 

>You pull out an ensemble and leave the room.

>Not before seeing a pone mannequin wearing, what appears to be, black socks.

>You walk over to it, a smile growing on your face.

"Don't like ponies touchin' your hooves, ehh?"

>You slip the socks off the mannequin and set it aside.

>You see another mannequin hiding behind the first.

>This one wearing black and pink striped socks.

>You don't notice it, but it seems your... friend... likes what you see.

>You strip this mannequin of socks, comparing the two sets.

>With a smile, you throw the black socks over the first mannequin and stuff the pink and black striped socks in your pile of clothes.

>You exit the back room, clothes wrapped in your arms.

"Comeon Rainbro, let's go. I don't wanna change here."

>"What? But it would be easier."

>You need to think up an excuse... quick.

"I... uh... don't want to... have Sweetie Belle walk in on me.... Yeah that's it. Sweetie Belle."

>"But she is in school...."

>Damn, your clever ploy has been blown apart.

"Well... you.... Hm. The crusaders are... always around.... Ya'know?"

>"You do have a point."

>Success.

"Let's head back to my place. I just got a new bottle of Zecora's rum."

>Rainbro almost can't contain her squee.

"Dudebro. Calm down there."

 

>She is out the door before you even started, a rainbow left in her place.

>You vaguely hear a rather loud boom and then the whole building shakes.

"Damn.... That mare really wants her rum."

>With a shrug you run back home, drawing a few more odd stares.

>Upon reaching your domicile, you can't help but notice that you no longer have a door.

>....

"Rainbro. Why?"

>You find Rainbro sitting on your couch, the bottle of rum unopened on your coffee table.

>She waited for you... what a bro.

>Instantly forgetting your door, you take a seat next to her and throw your clothes on your recliner.

>As you grab two glasses, Rainbro flicks on the TV.

"Rainbro... I've got a surprise for you."

>She turns to you, and neither of you notice that it is on an... adult pone program.

>"What is it!"

>She starts flapping and floats over to you.

>Smiling you reach into your pile of clothes and ball the socks up in your hand.

"You sure you want it?"

>"Buck yeah I do!"

>You initiate plan Hoovsies.

 

>You pin Rainbro to your chest, and she gasps as she attempts to get off of you.

>She looks into your eyes....

>You just keep smiling as you pull the socks out from behind your back.

"Don't like ponies touching your hooves, ehh?"

>Rainbro is almost shaking as you lift her up and pin her on her back to your couch.

>"Hey! Leme' go!"

>You put a knee on her chest to keep her there and grab one of the socks.

>You slip it over her hind leg.

>She keeps attempting to pull it away from you, but you don't let that stop you.

>You grab another sock and tickle her other hind leg with your free hand.

>Rainbro is gasping in pleasure as you assault her hooves.

>You just think she is gasping in fear.

>Ponies man....

>You slip that sock on and quickly grab another, slipping it on her foreleg.

>You smile and sit back for a moment, admiring your work.

>You grab the fourth, and final sock, before slipping it on her other foreleg.

>You release Rainbro and stand back.

>She is twitching as the fabric adjusts to her hooves.

"You look great."

>She looks at you with bedroom eyes.

>"A-anon.... Really?"

>You nod and smile.

"You really do look gre-"

>Before you can finish Rainbro flies at you, wrapping her hooves around your neck and kissing you.

 

>"Anon.... All this time. I-i like you...."

>You don't know what to say, so you just sit back and let it happen.

>Rainbro kisses you again, this time her tongue slipping into your mouth.

>Oh no she doesn't!

>The two of you battle for dominance, your tongue quickly overpowering hers.

>You break the kiss first.

"Rainbow.... I've been here for so long.... I should've known...."

>You pull her into a tight embrace.

>She returns it.

>"Anon... be my special somepon-person."

>You hold her at arms length.

"Only if you will be mine."

>She smiles and hugs you again, which you return.

>You carry her upstairs, your bed is quite soft after all.

>You shoulder open the door and find Fluttershy rummaging through your drawers.

"Aww hell naw. Not today Yellowquiet."

>"O-oh... h-hello Anon, Rainb-"

>Before you can react Rainbow has Fluttershy in her hooves and is taking her for a short trip with a long fall through your window.

>She returns and latches the window behind her.

>"Where were we?"

>You grab Rainbow and kiss her again, her hind hooves kicking at the towel covering your erect member.

>She turns you around and you lay down on the bed.

 

>She crawls up there with you and you can hear the sound of Fluttershy banging on your window, while licking it.

>Ew that's pretty go-OHMYGOSH OHMYGOSH OHMYGOSH.

>Rainbow has taken your member into her mouth, bobbing up and down while working it with her tongue.

>Damn, she's pretty good at this.

"Damn, that's amazing Rainbow."

>You run a hand through her mane as she gets back to work.

>The warm feeling of her mouth, and the movement of her tongue....

>Paired with the fact that you have only had your hand for over a year now, quickly brings you to your limit.

>With a sigh, she push's you over your limit and you shoot your load into her mouth.

>She sucks it all out, going as far as to use her tongue to force the last bits out.

>She swallows all of it, not a drop was spared.

>She lets you go and you throw your head back and sigh.

>"Hope... you enjoyed that... as much as I did."

"It.. was a-amazing... Rainbow."

>"Ready for round two?"

"Maybe later...."

>"You say no, but your friend there says yes."

>You smile at Rainbow, running your hand along the side of her face.

"You got me...."

 

>Rainbow positions herself over your erect member and slowly lowers herself over you.

>Her marehood is practically soaked, allowing you to slip right in.

>Rainbow bites her lip as she starts to grind against you.

"That feels amazing."

>She just mumbles something at you while you run your hands through her mane.

>She wraps her forehooves around your neck and pulls you in for a kiss.

>You kiss her, while one hand makes its way down to her wings, the other slides along her sides down to her flank, then out to her hoof.

>You start massaging her wings as she starts to grind against you member.

>Your other hand starts to play with her hoof.

>She breaks the kiss and looks at the ceiling, gasping and moaning.

>You start to thrust into her, building rhythm and gaining speed.

>Rainbow's body starts to twitch as she nears her climax.

>You are reaching yours as well, but you will out last her!

>You look into her eyes, a challenge written in yours.

>She smirks, her eyes telling you she accepts.

>She pulls you in close and the two of you kiss, tongues battling for dominance.

>Each time you think you are winning, she grinds her marehood in a different direction, eliciting a moan from you.

>Each time she thinks she is winning, you thrust into her a little harder and deeper, causing her to moan.

>Your hands are still going at it, her wings pulsing and her hooves pulling away from your hands every time you tough them.

 

>The two of you climax together, your seed pouring into her, while her juices leak down onto your sheets, soaking them through.

>You start to pull out, but Rainbow presses herself onto you.

>"N-not... yet."

>She breathlessly says, and you smile and oblige her, kissing her head.

>Finally she rolls off of you and you hug her, pulling her close and kissing her again.

>"So socks is your fetish?"

>You just smile and nod.

"Yes... socks are my fetish."

>You hear Fluttershy crying outside your window.

 

[spoiler]I hate you all.[/spoiler]