Title:           Tesco Fluffies
Author:          Tartann
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/zW5s5z7a
First Edit:      Saturday 26th of May 2012 06:56:49 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 26th of May 2012 06:56:49 PM CDT

REQUEST: >A herd of fluffy ponies find their way into a warehouse of food, hilarity ensues
 
Here we go.
 
>Your name is Anon Anonton
>You fucked up in school bad because you spent time you should have spent studying writing stupid stories on the internet about fictional...monkeys, sure, monkeys...
>as a result you work at Tesco (OOC: for 'muricans it's wal mart) handling pricing
>your job entails you being the last to lock up, marking down any food that only has a few days left off
>One night you're just locking up and you hear noises
>"fwuffy hungy!" "fwuffy need nummies fow fiwwies" "fwuffy wan' nummies"
>ah, no problem, just some stray, silly fluffi-
>"shuddup fwuffies! smawty fin food fow dum fwuffies!"
>fucking hell, a smarty
>you approach the herd of 5 or 6, with the white coat, yellow maned unicorn smarty leading
>"Look, you fluffy ponies can't be in here, you're going to have to leave"
>"o-okay mistah, sowwy" "fwuffies hungy tho"
>you start to feel bad
>"hmm, maybe I can fi-"
>you are interrupted by stomping and the loud inhaling of air
>"SMAWTY SAYS MUNSTER GIV SMAWTY NUM
>before he can finish you stomp on him
>"anyway, maybe I can cook up some pasta for you guys"
>"yay!" "fwuffies wuv new dadd-
>a box of broccoli at the top of a shelf falls on them and they all die