- >home from work
- >stressful day
- >Jenkins was all over your ass for those late reports
- >you wish you could tell him to stick it and quit your shit job
- >follow dreams of becoming a teacher
- >but you're too beta
- >need to clear your mind
- >go on a walk
- >accidently go through rough neighbourhood
- >from an alleyway you hear something
- >3 dark fluffies emerge
- >fuck, nigger fluffies
- >"awyy mahn wuzzup"
- >fluffies advance towards you with piercing eyes
- >"wat ouu dowin woun' ere?"
- >"look, I-I don't want any t-trouble.." you stammer
- >being beta sucks
- >fluffies proceed to beat and rape you mercilessly
- >you die
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