Title:           Jetpack Fluffy
Author:          Tartann
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/WyqUfAJi
First Edit:      Sunday 20th of May 2012 06:34:21 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 20th of May 2012 06:34:21 PM CDT

>Get teak coloured earth fluffy with dark brown mane and name him chipper
>though from a shitty adoption centre, he shows problem solving skills and english comprehension to be very high
>still talks like a retard though
>one day he notices our neighbours fluffy, a light green pegasus
>he sees it is able to fly
>"wai cant i fwy daddy?"
>"you're an earth fluffy chipper"
>"I must fwy!"
>"you can't though" you try to explain calmly as not to upset him
>he starts having a tantrum
>toss him in the saferoom and go to bed
 
 
>awaken in the morning to hear the drawing of crayons in the saferoom
>you enter and somehow Chipper has a lab coat and googles on
>look at his scriblings
>good god, these are equations that appear to be centred around rocket science
>offer fluffy breakfast but he's too busy working
>"FOW SWIENCE!"
>he's been in his saferoom all day working
>it's around 9pm now
>"daddeh, meet me in gawden in 0015 owers!"
>take deck chair out at 9:15 and take a seat to see what he wants
>he unveils a jetpack with harnesses for the little guy
 
 
>this must be to do with the whole flying thing
>"Look, Chipper, I don't thi-"
>realise this must be his lifes meaning
>you're not going to stop a fluffy from conquering science
>he straps himself in
>he seems so excited, he's finally going to fly
>he presses a button on the handle and flame emerges from the thrusters
>Chipper is now going high in the sky
>you make out his huge grin, he is the happiest fluffy in the world
>wait a second...
>flames creeping up his lower legs
>fuck, his fluff has obviously caught fire
>what you see over the next 10 seconds is the flames engulfing Chipper and igniting the tank of fuel, blowing up in the night sky like a firework
>you shed a tear
>for all he wanted, was mans dream
>to fly, like a bird, without a care in the world in the night sky
>and isn't that what we all want?
 
FYI: I request a drawfag to draw this, that'd be fucking amazing.