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Jetpack Fluffy

By: Tartann on May 20th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.94 KB  |  hits: 201  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Get teak coloured earth fluffy with dark brown mane and name him chipper
  2. >though from a shitty adoption centre, he shows problem solving skills and english comprehension to be very high
  3. >still talks like a retard though
  4. >one day he notices our neighbours fluffy, a light green pegasus
  5. >he sees it is able to fly
  6. >"wai cant i fwy daddy?"
  7. >"you're an earth fluffy chipper"
  8. >"I must fwy!"
  9. >"you can't though" you try to explain calmly as not to upset him
  10. >he starts having a tantrum
  11. >toss him in the saferoom and go to bed
  12.  
  13.  
  14. >awaken in the morning to hear the drawing of crayons in the saferoom
  15. >you enter and somehow Chipper has a lab coat and googles on
  16. >look at his scriblings
  17. >good god, these are equations that appear to be centred around rocket science
  18. >offer fluffy breakfast but he's too busy working
  19. >"FOW SWIENCE!"
  20. >he's been in his saferoom all day working
  21. >it's around 9pm now
  22. >"daddeh, meet me in gawden in 0015 owers!"
  23. >take deck chair out at 9:15 and take a seat to see what he wants
  24. >he unveils a jetpack with harnesses for the little guy
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  27. >this must be to do with the whole flying thing
  28. >"Look, Chipper, I don't thi-"
  29. >realise this must be his lifes meaning
  30. >you're not going to stop a fluffy from conquering science
  31. >he straps himself in
  32. >he seems so excited, he's finally going to fly
  33. >he presses a button on the handle and flame emerges from the thrusters
  34. >Chipper is now going high in the sky
  35. >you make out his huge grin, he is the happiest fluffy in the world
  36. >wait a second...
  37. >flames creeping up his lower legs
  38. >fuck, his fluff has obviously caught fire
  39. >what you see over the next 10 seconds is the flames engulfing Chipper and igniting the tank of fuel, blowing up in the night sky like a firework
  40. >you shed a tear
  41. >for all he wanted, was mans dream
  42. >to fly, like a bird, without a care in the world in the night sky
  43. >and isn't that what we all want?
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  45. FYI: I request a drawfag to draw this, that'd be fucking amazing.