- >Get teak coloured earth fluffy with dark brown mane and name him chipper
- >though from a shitty adoption centre, he shows problem solving skills and english comprehension to be very high
- >still talks like a retard though
- >one day he notices our neighbours fluffy, a light green pegasus
- >he sees it is able to fly
- >"wai cant i fwy daddy?"
- >"you're an earth fluffy chipper"
- >"I must fwy!"
- >"you can't though" you try to explain calmly as not to upset him
- >he starts having a tantrum
- >toss him in the saferoom and go to bed
- >awaken in the morning to hear the drawing of crayons in the saferoom
- >you enter and somehow Chipper has a lab coat and googles on
- >look at his scriblings
- >good god, these are equations that appear to be centred around rocket science
- >offer fluffy breakfast but he's too busy working
- >"FOW SWIENCE!"
- >he's been in his saferoom all day working
- >it's around 9pm now
- >"daddeh, meet me in gawden in 0015 owers!"
- >take deck chair out at 9:15 and take a seat to see what he wants
- >he unveils a jetpack with harnesses for the little guy
- >this must be to do with the whole flying thing
- >"Look, Chipper, I don't thi-"
- >realise this must be his lifes meaning
- >you're not going to stop a fluffy from conquering science
- >he straps himself in
- >he seems so excited, he's finally going to fly
- >he presses a button on the handle and flame emerges from the thrusters
- >Chipper is now going high in the sky
- >you make out his huge grin, he is the happiest fluffy in the world
- >wait a second...
- >flames creeping up his lower legs
- >fuck, his fluff has obviously caught fire
- >what you see over the next 10 seconds is the flames engulfing Chipper and igniting the tank of fuel, blowing up in the night sky like a firework
- >you shed a tear
- >for all he wanted, was mans dream
- >to fly, like a bird, without a care in the world in the night sky
- >and isn't that what we all want?
- FYI: I request a drawfag to draw this, that'd be fucking amazing.