- >It's a beautiful warm day today
- >decide to go out back with Derpy Fluff, your grey coloured, blonde maned pegasus pony
- >Derpy Fluff has not always been the sharpest tool in the shed, ever ditzier than the usual fluffy
- >she does however have adorable orange gleaming eyes,
- >eyes that point in different directions
- >while in the back you sit on your garden chair
- >days have never been as beautiful
- >derpy is playing in the sun, when all of a sudden you hear her shout
- >"MUWFINS! YAY!"
- >before you have time to react you spot a trail of muffins leading into a bush
- >derpy is happily running along said trail eating the muffins
- >derpy enters the bush
- >you quickly run looking into the bush, finding just derpy eating a solitary muffin on the ground
- >"dawdy! muwfins! wook!"
- >you gaze above derpy and see
- >good god!
- >a muffin plant!
- >thanks to this discovery you have became rich beyond your wildest dreams, with you managing to paton the muffin plants as your own invention, food companies world wide pay millions to get strands of the plant
- >you now have millions of pounds and a forest of muffin plants made just for derpy
- >you play with her every day and she has all the muffins she could ask for
- >life is great
- >two weeks later derpy gets type 2 diabetes and dies
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