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Chariot of Fluffies

By: Tartann on May 20th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.73 KB  |  hits: 181  |  expires: Never
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  1. >adopt 1,000 pegasus fluffies
  2. >spent 16 hours roping them up and tying them to a chariot
  3. >have 90 degree angled pole mounted vertically at front of chariot, with second pole extending past fluffies
  4. >tie rope with spaghetti on it
  5. >move contraption to back yard with plenty running space
  6. >"mush, fluffies!"
  7. >fluffies chase spaghetti
  8. >"you have to fly to get the spaghetti fluffies!"
  9. >"saghetti!" is chanted by 1,000 fluffies as the ascend into the air
  10. >you are now flying on a chariot using fluffy power
  11. >you get too close to the sun
  12. >fluffies wings melt
  13. >you are falling to the ground from 60,000ft high
  14. >fluffies puff up cheeks and they become some sort of parachute
  15. >you fall to your death while fluffies easily glide to ground
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