Anon in Fluffquestria [1/?]

>wake up one morning

>realise you are in a cage

>look around and you see a nearby shoe you're only a little taller than, indicating you have been shrunk

>in the distance you hear "Mawning pawncakes!" called by something that sounds awfully like a fluffy pony

>look up and see a giant fluffy pony walking on its hind legs walk through the door

>it gets on the floor

>everybody walks the dinosaur

>afterwards you snap back to reality and realise the pony did not get on the floor and walk the dinosaur

>you are however, fucking scared there is a 6ft fluffy pony walking in a full suit into a room in which you are in a cage and only 1.5ft tall

>"hewe you go pawncakes!" the fluffy babbles as he puts a plate of bacon into your cage

>Without questioning you gobble it down

>you then look around your cage and see a hamster water thing

>drink from it

>the realisation dawns on you that you are in some strange world where fluffies rule and you are kept as a pet

 

 

>Fluffy pony then sees you have finished eating, and proceeds to let you out the cage

>he picks you up in his hoof and holds you eye level with him

>"I going to work pancakes, remember dun poopsies on carpet or sowwy stick for uoo"

>"Got it."

>see fluffy pony wife come in and kiss him off to work

>"hawve fun dear!"

>fluffy pony male then leaves the house

>you hear a car engine and look out the patio door to see fluffy pony male drive away in a car

>you realise you need to do either two things:

>1. Get the fuck out of this parallel universe

>2. Become ruler of this parallel universe with your superior intellect

>Before you get started, you hear a knock on the door

>Another male fluffy pony comes in the house

>Fluffy wife leads him into the bedroom you're in and he lays her on the bed

>"This sewms so wong" fluffy wife says

>"but if fewls so wight!"

>fluffy male (you hear he is called clyde) proceeds to nail fluffy female (you hear sharon being yelled)

>after seeing fucked up image, you decide to go search around the house for anything you might need to escape this place, while no one notices

 

 

>While searching for the few hours Clyde and Sharon are canoodling, you manage to get the following:

>3 inch nail

>shoe string from Fluffy husband's spare shoes you could possibly use as rope for some reason

>pen lead you managed to get for writing

>50 sheets of paper (you took some big sheets and ripped them up)

>you also managed to find a suitcase for yourself and 3 tuxedos that all seem to have been made for you, you put one on as you were previously naked and stash your items and remanding clothes in your suitcase (presumably the reason they own these things is because they like to dress you up)

>all of the money you could steal from the bedroom while sneaking around the ponies having sex

>you managed to muster around £58 (ukfag get over it)

>now, we play the waiting game, finding the perfect opportunity to escape.

>you figure you could use this time improving stamina, so start running on your hamster wheel

 

 

>after running for 20 minutes tired the fuck out, Clyde leaves the house

>sharon gives you a slice of bacon after clyde leaves saying "be good pancakes and not tell dawdy"

>"Got it." you replied

>"mummie wuz just making special hugsys with clyde"

>"Fair enough."

>"ouu good pancakes!"

>she then hugs and kisses you

>in no time 5pm roles round and fluffy husband (whom you learn is called Barry after Wife greets him)

>"I hawve dinner for ouu and Pancakes at the table! Pancakes even put on his wittle tuxedwo!" Sharon giggles

>you are then picked up and placed on a little baby chair, and dig in to your plate of Bacon

>you realise with this tension at the table and Sharon clearly being guilty as fuck, while Barry tells of his day at work is the perfect chance to get your escape after a replenishing meal

>"Hey Barry, you know Sharon is fucking Clyde while you're at work?"

>the sound of jaws dropping and cutlery clanking off the table is music to your ears, as your plan should come into fruition

 

 

>"SHAWON, HOW COULD OUU?" Barry shouts in frustration

>Sharon bursts into tears

>"I'm sowwe!" Sharon sobs

>Barry slaps Sharon with the force of a thousand suns, blood spurts from her mouth

>Before Sharon can recover, Barry grabs her by her fluffy hair, takes her over to the sink and starts drowning her head in the water

>he pulls her out, Sharon gasping for air

>"OUU THINK I LIKE DIS? OUU THINK I LIKE HURTING OUU?"

>Sharon is dunked into the water once more, she kicks and kicks but Barry is filled with strength from his adrenaline

>he lets go of his grip and Sharon bangs her face of the counter top, then slips to the floor, near lifeless, but still panting for breath

>Barry proceeds to kick her full throttle in the stomach several times

>Sharon is now begging for her life

>"PWEASE STOP!"

>it's no use

>Barry then spits on her face

>he grabs a chair and rips the bottom leg off

>he beats her in the face over and over and over

>once it is over, Barry drops the leg and gets on his knees breathing heavily, the beating he dished out took it out of him

>you stare at the lifeless body of a giant fluffy pony infront of you, brain matter spilt from her cranium over the wooden floor of the kitchen

>you're fucking terrified right now. Frozen still after the horror you witnessed.

 

 

>You immediately think to yourself it's time to get the fuck out of here, and hop out of your chair and grab your suitcase

>or maybe no-

>"OUU CAUSED THIS!" Barry screams at you

>before you know it he's kicked you against the wall

>the left side of your face smacks against the wall, you feel blood trickling down your nose and a tooth in your mouth

>you spit the tooth out and get infuriated this fuck has attacked you

>while dodging him trying to stomp on you, you attempt to make a run for the door

>he picks you up by your bow tie and has his thumb tip right under your throat, staring at you eye level

>"TIME FOR UOUU TO DIE!"

>you realise you can get out of this

>you bite down on his fluffy marshmallow like thumb as hard as you can

>"OWWIES!" Barry exclaims

>you drop to the ground and land on your suitcase softening your blow

> eureka

>while Barry is stumbling around sucking his 'owwie' you quickly open the suitcase and take out the nail and shoe lace

>you tie the shoe lace to the nail and with all your might toss the nail at the fluffy

>it lands by his shoulder fluff and knots itself in it

>you manage to climb on a tall chair and swing from it, landing on the counter top

>with all the adrenaline rushing through you, you muster the strength to pick up the kettle that was boiled around 15 minutes ago

>you toss the hot water on barrys face

>"OWW!! IT BURWNS!!!"

>while barry is screaming holding his face, this is your chance

 

 

>you manage to turn on the cooking ring and grab the kitchen tissue paper

>you swing down again, this time landing below the fluffys legs

>you hold up the flaming tissue and manage to ignite fluffys fur

>you run back as far as you can, grabbing your suitcase and watch

>flame engulfs barry as you hear his screams for help

>it's too late

>"VENGENWCE!!!!!" is the last word uttered from barrys breath as he collapses, a ball of charred fluff

>you have successfully defeated your owners, and now it's time to get the fuck out of here and find your way home