- The Fate of Anonymous. - 12 - Day Outing -
 - >Your eyes slowly creep open
 - >"Hello Anon, It's been a while"
 - "Well, hello there hospital ceiling. How you been since last week?"
 - >"Oh not bad, Just a bit lonely without you and your antics to keep my company."
 - "Oh you!"
 - >Slowly propping yourself up, the horrors that you had recently endured race through your mind.
 - >It's almost enough to send yourself back into a panic attack before a voice interrupts.
 - >"Mr. Anonymous? Are you ok!?"
 - >You recognise that voice. Looking over to the left of the bed you see a worried looking sweetie bell.
 - "Hey... Sweetie Bell. What are you doing here?"
 - >Genuine curiosity push's previous thoughts out of your head. You'd only met this filly once and she was at your bedside.
 - >"Well, I heard you was ill, so I thought I would come and cheer you up." She smiles, trying to lighten the mood.
 - "No I mean, why? We've only met once."
 - >Her smile turns into a frown and a pout all at once. Your heart nearly stops beating.
 - >You feel disappointed that even though that face is destroying your heart it's still not enough to kill you.
 - >"What do you mean why? You helped me when I was being bullied by Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon."
 - >You hear the audible anguish when she mentions their names. They must have history.
 - >"So I figure, that makes us friends. Unless you don't want to be friends..."
 - >HHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG
 - >Fix this Anon! Fix this now!
 - >This moment could destroy entire civilizations.
 - >All the feels that you haven't felt in years come rushing back.
 - >She stares straight into your eyes. Hers wide and... OH MY GOD TEARS ARE WELLING UP.
 - >'ANON JUST TELL THE FILLY THAT YOU'RE HER FRIEND YOU FUCKING MONSTER!'
 - >But we're not! I Don't want any friends, you know what I want!
 - >'LOOK! SHE'S ABOUT TO BURST INTO FUCKING TEARS! IS THIS WHAT YOU DO NOW!? MAKE KIDS CRY!?'
 - >Hey now! Those two brats fucking deserved it!
 - >'Does she?'
 - >Touché
 - >You search the bottomless pit of emotions that you have stored and find one veritable smile creeping its way on your face.
 - "Of course we're friends. I meant like, don't you have school or something?"
 - >Her face immediately changes along with her entire demeanour.
 - >Your heart, unfortunately, only metaphorically explodes at her beaming smile.
 - >"Oh, Well why didn't you say so Mr. Anonymous!"
 - >You wince a bit as she say's your full title.
 - > It's nice that she was raised to respect her elders, although it's a mission in itself to just listen to her say it.
 - "Please, just call me Anon."
 - >"Sure thing Mr. Anon"
 - "No I mean just Anon, no Mr."
 - >"But.. Isn't that disrespectful? My sister always says I have to respect my elders."
 - "It's not disrespectful if we're friends... Which we are, so it's fine."
 - >Her smile turns into an ear to ear grin when you say that you're her friend for a second time.
 - >"Well, It's Saturday today, so there's no school today!"
 - >Saturday? Oh yeah, you still don't know what day it is, or rather "was" when you came back.
 - "How long have I been in hospital?"
 - >"Only a day, apparently you went into town, started screaming, then knocked yourself out."
 - >Your body physically shakes as you remember the events that have transpired.
 - >Pinkie Pie... You swear on everything sacred in this world that as long as you live you never want to see that mare again.
 - >You're brought back out of your flashbacks by the sound of the hospital door opening.
 - >Bounding into the room are two more fillies along with twilight.
 - >Sweetie Bell seems to be ecstatic at the arrival of the new fillies. Must be her frie-
 - >"CUTIE MARK CRUSADER HUMAN HELPERS!"
 - >What?
 - >All three of them rush up to you and begin talking.
 - >This would normally have scared you half to death, however Pinkie Pie has long since absolved all of your fears.
 - >Instead you quietly sit there and wait until they realize you're not saying anything. They fall deathly silent.
 - >They all stare at you as you stare straight back at them. Twilight stands at the back of the room, seemingly enjoying the spectacle.
 - "Now girls, one at a time please."
 - >The yellow one with red hair speak up first.
 - >"Ahm Applebloom"
 - >"I'm Scooterloo"
 - >"You already know me!"
 - >Sweetie Bell offers you a smile, in turn your refund her one of your own.
 - >They all begin to shout in unison. "AND WE'RE THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!"
 - >Ok, You have already gathered this much.
 - "What was this about being human helpers?"
 - >Their radiant smiles overtaking their very forms they all looks at each other before Sweetie Bell speaks up.
 - >"Seen as your in hospital we figured you could use some help with things when you get out!
 - >Scooterloo then interjects.
 - >"Then maybe we could get our cutie marks!"
 - >Cutie what? Clearly this is something you have no idea about although you don't really need any help.
 - >Actually your feeling remarkably well considering you're in a hospital bed.
 - "Sorry to disappoint girls, although I'm fine."
 - >The three fillies simultaneously respond.
 - >"aawwghhhh"
 - >Twilight steps forward looking to end this heart wrenching display.
 - >"Come on girls, Anonymous needs his rest."
 - >"Ok..."
 - >The two other fillies run out the room as they shout back
 - >"Bye Mr. Anonymous!"
 - >Sweetie bell stay's behind just a second longer.
 - >"Anon, when you're out you wanna hang out and do something?"
 - >When you're out you plan on putting a revolver to your head.
 - >Although should that fall through you should probably have a backup plan.
 - "Sure. See you soon."
 - >God you hope not.
 - >The little filly rush's out of the room leaving you with a twilight and an awkward silence.
 - "So what exactly happened then?"
 - >"I was hoping you could tell me, after that spell I didn't see you until you was admitted to Ponyville general.
 - >She magics a quill and scroll out of no-where. She looks primed to write down your every response.
 - "I really don't want to have to recall everything. Can you just give me my bits and leave."
 - >"Nope. You don't get the bits until you help me with my research." She sits on her haunches waiting for your response.
 - >You swing your legs out of the bed and curse under your breath.
 - >"Sorry? I missed that."
 - >You take in a deep breath.
 - "You used the spell and I ending up going ba-"
 - >You spend the next thirty minutes of your meaningless life explaining in great details the events that had occurred.
 - >Well, for the most part to had to lie. The majority of your time in the past was spent trying to kill yourself.
 - >Or was it murder?
 - >Fucking Time Travel.
 - >You explain zechora and the blue flowers and then... Why where you so easily distracted from the fact that you was so very obviously in hell.
 - >You explain pinkie pie and her song and appearance. It's enough to cause you to shake in fear.
 - >Twilight sees your state and giggles. GIGGLES! IS THIS MARE SERIOUS!?
 - "ITS NOT FUNNY, DAMN IT!"
 - >Twilight tries to stifle her giggling for your sake before she continues.
 - >"Oh Anon! Pinkies not a demon!"
 - "Then what else do you call that!?"
 - >"It was a side effect of the flowers which you'd fallen into. The blue ones? We treated you for poison joke the second you got here."
 - >Poison joke. Is that some sort of bad pun?
 - >She's trying to conceal the truth.
 - >Quick, we need to outplay her!
 - "Well... If.. That's the case... Then... How did you know to treat me for poison joke if I was unconscious?"
 - >Check!
 - >"You had one of the flowers stuck to the bottom of your shoe."
 - >Checkmate. You were never very good at chess.
 - "Oh..."
 - >Another silence formed as neither of you had anything more to say on the matter. Apparently nothing else to move the subject on either.
 - >Well Time to go home and get shot.
 - "Well time to go home and get shot."
 - >"What!?"
 - "...Get shot... of these dirty clothes. I've been wearing them for days."
 - >Nice save.
 - >You jump off the bed. Energy reinvigorating your entire body at the thought of getting back to your revolver.
 - >Just as you start making your way towards the door twilight speaks up from behind you.
 - >"You can pick up your bits tomorrow at the park, we're having a pet play date and..."
 - >You turn and give her your coldest stare. Please just let her interpret this as shut up and let me kill myself.
 - >"Oh... Well... We would have invited you, but you don't have a pet an-"
 - >No such luck. Wait a minute. YOU DO HAVE A PET!
 - "Actually I do have a pet."
 - >"Really!? I thought since you'd only been in Ponyville for a couple of weeks you wouldn't ha-"
 - "I'll swing by tomorrow to pick up my bits with Arty."
 - >Her voice seems to hold a bit of annoyance
 - >"Arty? What's Arty!?"
 - >This is giving you some satisfaction, she fucks with time, you fuck with her.
 - "Arty's my pet."
 - >"No, I meant what kind of pet!?
 - "A good pet."
 - >"NO! What type of creature is Arty!"
 - "A playful one."
 - >"WHAT SPECIES!?"
 - >Twilight is blowing puffy smoke clouds from her snout and has taken a slightly aggressive stance.
 - >You should probably stop fucking with her.
 - "A really, really cool one."
 - >"AAARRGGHH!"
 - >In pure rage twilight envelops herself in pure purple energy and pop's out of reality.
 - >You can't help it. It was too much. You fall to the floor as your grasp your sides.
 - >Your sides are moving on their own. She was pissed but it was so worth it.
 - >You slowly walk back to your house. Having to occasionally stop from the laughter.
 - >You reach outside your house and wipe away a tear. You haven't laughed like that in years.
 - >Actually come to think of it, you haven't laughed once in years.
 - >With a sharp cold and swift backlash you remember why and your good mood is instantly destroyed.
 - >You open the door to find Arty inside curled up on the floor of the living room.
 - >The question of how he got in to your house arrives as sharply as it arrives. Remembering the key rule of Equestria; Nothing will ever make sense - Deal with it.
 - >you make your way to the bedroom and lay down on your bed.
 - >Grasping the revolver from the beside you spin the chamber and allow it to keep spinning as you raise it to your head.
 - >The spinning slows and slows until it stop.
 - >You pull the trigger.
 - >*Click*
 - >With a sigh you lower the gun from your head and drift blissfully to sleep.
 - >The night is short lived however. Without dreams to lull your mind into a state of activity you simply wake up what feels like only moments later.
 - >Your woken up by Arty, who is currently atop of you licking your face.
 - >Must be time for breakfast. Trying to get up you realize the weight of Arty is far too great to contend with.
 - "Come on Arty. Down!"
 - >The obedient Manticore jumps down off the bed and sits waiting expectantly.
 - >That's a fair point actually, what do Manticores even eat?
 - "What the hell do you even eat?"
 - >The Manticore bounds out of the room. A few seconds later you hear the front door open and close.
 - >Did... Did Arty just... You hate this land ever more with every passing event.
 - >Without another seconds notice you grab the pistol from your bed spin the chamber and pull the trigger in rapid succession.
 - >*Click*
 - "What is the point of having this if I can't even use it to kill myself!"
 - >You throw the gun back onto the bed and make your way back down stairs.
 - >You figure you can get the bits twilight owes you and then go buy arsenic or something.
 - >You hadn't planned this far ahead, so you needed to go see what the market had to offer.
 - >After preparing and eating breakfast you get out your diary and skim it.
 - >You had no idea when they would be at the park, although it never hurt to be early.
 - >Your only real wish had been that you had some meat. All that you found in your cupboard were vegetarian friendly ingredients.
 - >Which makes sense considering ponies are herbivores.
 - >You update your diary and leave it on the kitchen table for if you get back.
 - >You open the door and there sat just outside, chewing on a couple of squirrels was Arty.
 - "Huh, so you DO eat meat as well then?"
 - >Arty sucks up the last squirrels tail as if it was a strand of spaghetti and licks his lips.
 - "You enjoy that?"
 - >Arty simply bounds up to you in response. You instinctively pet him on the head.
 - "You full up? Can't be doing that around the other ponies. They might freak out."
 - >Arty gives you a grin and you ruffle his mane.
 - "Come on. Let's go."
 - >With the Manticore in tow you make your way to the park. Slightly envious of your new pet for getting some meat for breakfast.
 - >Throwing your hand in your pockets you take note that's it's actually a pretty nice day.
 - >You never had anything this nice back on earth.
 - >In fact you lived in the city, so it was mostly different shades of grey.
 - >You find yourself deep in wonder at the splendour that this world actually had to offer.
 - >Hell, It was more exciting than your old life. If not as disappointing.
 - >Reaching the park in plenty of time you find yourself already quite tired again.
 - >Mustn't of gotten as much sleep as you'd thought.
 - >As if having the exact same thoughts Arty walks over to the shade of a tree and lays down.
 - >You join him under the shade and rest your head against his body, careful to avoid the scorpions tail.
 - >Within minutes you drift back to sleep.
 - "ANON! RUN!"
 - >You're rudely awoken by the screaming ponies.
 - >A purple aura engulfs you as you being to fly away from Arty.
 - >Arty is now also fully awake and already notices you being flown away against your own will.
 - >Needless to say, like the good pet he is. He's pissed.
 - >He immediately jumps straight at twilight pinning her down.
 - >"Twi!" Spike is fast to react as he and an owl run over to attack the now rampaging Manticore.
 - >Arty jumps off the screaming twilight as you try to calm the situation down.
 - "Everyone please, jus-"
 - >Arty begins to run towards you.
 - >Rainbow Dash mistakes this as a full on war charge and flies over and swoops you up.
 - >You reach higher and higher heights.
 - "Rainbow Dash! Let me go!"
 - >"Anon! Didn't you see that thing it was charging for you!"
 - >You struggle against the mare as she stops climbing.
 - >"Quit... S-Struggling. You got a death wish!?"
 - >If only she knew...
 - >Unfortunately try as you might you can only watch as your new pet is teamed up upon by twilight, rarity and applejack.
 - >"HEYANON! DIDYALIKEMYSONGTHEOTHERDAYIWROTEITAWHILEAGOALTHOUGHITHOUGHTYOUCOULDUSEITBECAUSEIHAVEN'TSEENYOUSMILESCINCEYO-"
 - >Your thrown into an almost indefatigable struggle as the pink mare bounces up and down on a cloud.
 - >Your struggle is rewarded by a sudden freefall from extreme heights.
 - >Plummeting towards the ground at near terminal velocity you realize that you might just get your wish today.
 - >You embrace the feeling of weightlessness as you decide to outstretch your arms into a four star frog splash of sorts.
 - >Suddenly a blur of oranges and yellows come into your field of vision and you sudden decent ends as rapidly as it begun.
 - >Now slowing the pace below you is Arty.
 - >Through it all you forgot he had wings and never even bothered to see if he could fly.
 - >The answer was now apparent as he is stopping you from falling to your blissful death.
 - >You reach the ground in a matter of seconds.
 - >The landing is rough enough to throw you off his back and onto the ground.
 - >You manage to break the fall with your hands at the last second, result in a couple of cuts.
 - >As you being to prop yourself up you see an orange pony run up toward you with a lasso.
 - >She jumps straight over your head and heads straight for Arty.
 - >Arty already anticipating this waits until the lasso is in mid air before dodging and pouncing.
 - >Arty stands above the terrified orange pony. He lets out a ferocious roar with all of his might before lowering his head for the kill.
 - >Ok this shit is going too far now.
 - "ARTY!"
 - >The Manticore freezes, teeth laid upon Applejacks neck.
 - >He sheepishly looks to you.
 - "DOWN BOY!"
 - >All the other ponies stop and watch in complete shock and awe as you shout down this monster.
 - >Arty raises his head back up from applejacks neck and gives a small whimper. As if pleading to allow him to kill her.
 - >You're not having any of that. These ponies have been the kindest creatures you'd met in all your life.
 - >As much as you wanted to end your own, you wouldn't allow another pony to lose their life if you could help it.
 - "I SAID DOWN ARTY!"
 - >You walk over to the now shaking applejack and push Arty off of her.
 - >He gives a little whimper and nuzzles your hand.
 - >You needs to let him know that attacking ponies is not acceptable.
 - "ARTY ATTACKING OUR FRIENDS IS NOT GOOD. BAD! BAD MANTICORE!"
 - >You give it a flick on the nose to accentuate your point.
 - >Arty hangs his head low and slowly walk away.
 - >He goes back under the tree and lays down in the shade with his back turned to you.
 - >You give a sigh. It wasn't his fault really. You felt like a dick for having to shout at him like that.
 - >After all, he was just protecting you. Not that you really want protecting. But all the same.
 - >You help up a now confused and scared applejack to her fee-... Hooves.
 - >"ANON! JUST WHAT THE HELL!?"
 - >Rainbow dash get right up in your face.
 - >Apparently the others are all still to shocked to even speak. They do however manage to make their way over to you.
 - "What do you mean?"
 - >You can see twilight staring at the Manticore.
 - >"Th-This! Is ARTY!?"
 - "Yup. Cool huh?"
 - >Twilights jaw opens the door, drops to the floor and walks the dinosaur.
 - >Rarity is the next of the bunch to finally find words
 - "You MUST be joking! That-THAT MONSTER simply CANNOT be your pet!"
 - >You never did like snooty people. It would appear the same is right for ponies.
 - "Actually he's rather friendly"
 - >As your memory recalls he was much too friendly. I thought Manticores were supposed to love eating humans or some shit.
 - >You never really knew much about mythology, although you was almost sure you was some sort of delicacy.
 - >Applejack stares at you dead in the eyes.
 - >If you couldn't tell any better you would have sworn you just saw a flicker of pure hatred in her eyes.
 - > You've seen them a lot, Hate filled eyes that is.
 - "IF HE'S SO GAL-DARN FRIENDLY THEN WHY'D HE ATTACK US!? AND WHY DID HE TRY TO RIP OUT MAH THROAT!"
 - >Okay, she was pissed.
 - >A dog was stood next to applejack growling furiously.
 - >The loud shouting causes Arty to turn around and survey the situation again. Keeping wary eye's on the ponies.
 - >You turn to the boiling applejack and tilt you head a bit as if in thought.
 - "Well... Probably because you ran up to it screaming, practically abducting me in the process."
 - >"That's because IT'S A MONSTER!"
 - >Twilight seems most perplexed.
 - >You still haven't forgiven her for the whole time travel fiasco, however you decide fucking with her now isn't the best idea.
 - "No he isn't. Look!"
 - >You make your way over to Arty.
 - >"No Anon!"
 - >You ignore Twilights protests and kneel next to Arty.
 - >You softly stroke his mane and he looks up to you with sadness in his eyes.
 - "It's ok Arty. I know you was just trying to protect me. Although these are friends"
 - >Not necessarily your friends. They were more acquaintances. Although no need to overcomplicate things for him.
 - >The Manticore immediately perks up and begins to lick your face.
 - >It was nice to know that you had one thing in your life that genuinely cared for you.
 - "See girls. Come and say hello to Arty."
 - >One by one the ponies carefully walk over to Arty.
 - >Arty look at you as if asking what to do.
 - "It's ok."
 - >All the ponies gingerly introduce themselves to Arty.
 - >When pinkie pie bounded up you whispered into Arty's ear.
 - "Keep an eye on this one."
 - >He seemed to understand and watched her intently and she hopped away.
 - >Applejack was the last of the lot. Her dog, Winona constantly growling at Arty.
 - >Arty seemed un-phased, knowing that he could probably swallow the dog whole.
 - >Wait, Wasn't there supposed to be a sixth pony?
 - "Where's Fluttershy?"
 - >"I don' rightly know. It's unlike her ta be late."
 - >You honestly don't care, it was just curiosity that made you ask.
 - >The next couple of hours are spent by everyone playing.
 - >Winona and applejack keep their distance from Arty although seem to be having fun all the same.
 - >You also got to meet the other pets. Opal, Tank, Gummy and Owlicious.
 - >What the fuck sort of name is Owlicious? Only twilight could come up with such a 'Brilliant' name.
 - >You see the sun making it's decent across the horizon and realize that you hadn't actually managed to make it into town today.
 - >Hell you haven't even collected your bits yet.
 - >Making your way over to twilight you make a note that the market will probably be closed by now.
 - >You'll have to go tomorrow, although you can still collect your bits.
 - "Hey Twilight, can I get my bits now?"
 - >"Of course Anon!"
 - >Twilights horn glows a bright purple and a sack full of gold coins fall to the floor in front of you.
 - >You bend down to pick it up and realize the weight of it.
 - >Jesus, How much had she given you?
 - "Just curious, how many bits are here?"
 - >"Well you've got the two-hundred from helping me and the eight-hundred reward from Celestia for saving the town."
 - >A thousand bit's?
 - >This is where you realize you have no concept of currency in this world.
 - >You're either rich or a beggar.
 - >Either way you find a lack of interest. If that was actually worth something it would make your task easier.
 - >As you turn around you see a Yellow Pegasus fly over the horizon. You don't have the best eye-sight, although you're certain it's crying.
 - >The five ponies drop what they're doing and rush over to the crying Fluttershy.
 - >You make a slow walk towards the group, leaving Arty over by the exit of the park.
 - >You manage to make out the last of the sentence through the heavy sobbing.
 - >"A-A-And.. I Can't F-Find Them An-Anywhere."
 - "What's going on?"
 - >Twilight is the first to respond.
 - >"Fluttershy's lost three of her squirrel friends and can't find them. That's why she wasn't here, she was looking for them."
 - >You have the weirdest sensation in your stomach as you think back to the event earlier on in the day.
 - >You turn to look at Arty. As if knowing what you're thinking he nervously grins.
 - "Don't worry Fluttershy, I'm sure they'll turn up."
 - >No they won't.
 - "I'm sure they're all fine"
 - >No they're not
 - "They're probably just resting somewhere"
 - >That rest is fairly permanent... As well as surprisingly elusive.
 - >"T-Thanks Anon..."
 - >Fluttershy gives another little sniffle. You can't find it in yourself to smile.
 - >Instead you give her a thumbs up before walking away.
 - "It's pretty late, I'm heading home for the night."
 - >They all wave good bye and you get shouts of goodnight from all the ponies as you walk away with your sack of bits and your stomach of guilt.
 - >You think what upsets you the most about this situation is that you didn't even get to eat any of the squirrels yourself.
 - >You walk up to Arty and pat him on the head.
 - "From now on, you only hunt in the Everfree forest. Also... try to save some for me."
 - >The tame Manticore nods his head in understanding and you look at the trek you have back to your house.
 - >Too fucking far...
 - >Dying of exhaustion is not one thing you want to do.
 - >Time to take a gamble.
 - >You throw your right leg over Arty's back and sit down.
 - >You place your left hand in his mane and with your right point forward.
 - "Home!"
 - >Without a seconds notice the Manticore breaks out into a sprint before taking to the air.
 - >You hold on tight as you're launched into the air at incredible speeds.
 - >You take in the night air around you as the sun finished setting mid flight.
 - >You're back to your house within five minutes of take off.
 - >The landing is still rough although that was too badass for you to seem to give a fuck.
 - >You fall to the ground again, your legs to wobbly to actually stand.
 - >After recovering for a couple of minutes you manage to stand and take in the glory of the event that had just passed.
 - >You give a genuine smile to the Manticore before hearing it's stomach growl.
 - >It looks to you almost asking for permission to head back to the Everfree.
 - "Go on, go get some dinner. Remember what I said earlier though."
 - >Arty takes again to flight and leaves you stood at the front of your house.
 - >You slowly walk up to the door with your bits.
 - >Opening the door you walk inside and hear the faint sound of sobbing from inside your bedroom.
 - >What?
 - >You drop the bits onto the countertop and nonchalantly walk up the stairs.
 - >You open the door to your room slowly to see a white filly crying on your bed.
 - >You cough and the filly raises her head.
 - >Through the puffy eyes you can see it's sweetie bell.
 - >Maybe she's been bullied by those othe-
 - >You notice in her hooves she clutch's your diary.
 - >Through the sobs she manages to squeak out one pathetic word that hits home hard.
 - >"... W-Why?"