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The Fate of Anonymous. - 11 - Into the Fire -

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The Fate of Anonymous. - 11 - Into the Fire -
>*Click*
>Not a problem, you played the silly little game.
>Now you'll just make sure it kills you.
>You spin the chamber so the bullet is facing down the gun barrel.
>Raising the gun to your head you pull the trigger again.
>*Click*
>That can't be right. You check again and the bullet is still there.
>Maybe it misfired.
>You raise the gun and pull it again.
>*Click*
>*Click*
>*Click* *Click* *Click* *Click*
>WHY THE FUCK WONT THI GUN FIRE!?
>You look down to the note to notice an extra part. An extra part that you could swear was never there.
>"P.S It's magic, so it will make sure you play by the rules"
"What the fuck, Explain this wizardry"
>This time a response appears right in front of your eyes
>"It's Magic, I aint gotta explain shit."
"FUCK YOU PAPER!"
>You tear up the note in an unparalleled anger.
>It takes a few minutes of you sitting on your bed just pulling the trigger. Although you eventually look on the Brightside.
>It said you get once chance a day. Meaning you could always try again tomorrow.
>That would just have to be good enough.
>You begin you drudge into ponyville.
>You was going to see what exactly it was that pinkie had in store for you.
>Then of course get your bits from twilight for being thrown back in time.
>Maybe will you're at it you could find out how long you've been gone for.
>As you walk down the dirt road you see ponyville get closer and closer.
>God you hated it in ponyville. Everything was always so perfect. Sunshine and smiles everywhere.
>Its either a brilliant front or the most sickening place you've ever been.
>Especially when they all expect you to be as cheery as them.
>Sometime during your inner monologue you had made it into ponyville proper.
>Walking around you are greeted by the smiles that so sickened your very soul.
>You got waves from all the multi-coloured mares and stallions. All except three.
>You look over to your right and observe what you have come to call. The only normal behaviour since you got here.
>You notice three little fillies. One grey and one pink. Both ganging up on a little white unicorn filly.
>"Hey look, It's one of the Blank Flank Crusaders!"
>"Maybe she already get her cutie mark. In invisibility!"
>The two fillies laugh it up while the third almost cowers against a wall.
>This instantly brings back bad memories of your highschool years and you can do nothing but fester in rage.
>You have half a mind to go take it out on them. No, no. Be the mature one her-
>"Ha! Maybe she could get her cutie mark in hairless ape watching!"
>"Yeah! She would fit in well with that freak!"
>Maturity.exe has stopped responding.
" You saying I should be a hairy ape? Why would I want to look like your mothers!?"
>They both spin and gasp at being confronted by this monstrosity of a creature. That was currently insulting their mothers.
>They both stammer.
>"B-b-b.."
"Get out of here! in fact here you go!"
>You throw a couple of bits at the fillies.
"Go buy your mothers some bananas whilst you're at it. Clearly you need the money from your fathers being such failures!"
>"Actually! Our fathers are the most successful people in ponyville!" They turn their noses up at you.
"Clearly not! They failed with you two didn't they!"
>That done it. They both burst into tears, running away you continue to verbally abuse them until they're out of sight.
>Maturirty.exe has recovered from an un-expected crash. Would you like to file a error report?
>[N]
>Hearing the laughter coming from behind you brings your attention back to the reason they were here in the first place.
>"Haha, That sure showed them! Thank for the help mister Anonymous!"
>The little filly had a very sincere smile on her face. It makes you daww a little. Which is quite the feat.
"Ah, you know who I am then?"
>"Well duh! Everyone knows about Anonymous the hero of ponyville!"
"Ok, so you know me. But who are you?"
>You ask this with a raised eyebrow and a small smile. You still felt really good about making those two fillies cry.
>'Wow, You're such a bad person.'
>"Stow it brain, they deserved it and you know it."
>'If you say so dude.'
>You bring you attention back to the filly in front of you.
>"I'm sweetie bell, I've got to go, I'm already late for school."
"Ok sweetie bell. See you around."
>"See you around Anonymous!"
>Sweetie Bell runs off, clearly already enjoying her day after being save by 'The hero of ponyville'
>It gives you a warm feeling in your stomach to know that you helped.
>Walking to Sugercube corner the feeling doesn't repellent and you being to believe that this might not be the warm feeling of helping somepony.
>By the time to reach it your vision is starting to blur and hearing on the fritz.
>You're about to walk in when no other than Pinkie Pie herself slams open the door.
>"Anon! I knew you would be here on time!"
>Did this mare seriously know that you wou- Don't question it. You're pretty sure you don't actually want to know.
"So, What did you want?"
>Your vision is jumping about all over the place. It's almost like a bad acid trip.
>Audio is fluctuating in pitch. Pinkie pie is looking more and more like and actual demon.
>"Well I've noticed that since you've been here you've never smiled once!"
>Oh god, the voice! She is revealing her true form!
>"So I thought I would sing you song to get you to smile!"
>WHY DO YOU DESERVE THIS HELL!?
>Everything is now a shade of red and black.
>Music from the gate of hell begins to play. Pinkie Soon reveals her true nature.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMLjZgbf4WA&list
>Her face warps into that of a truly evil entity as she jumps around, chanting her ritual.
>"I'm gonna make you smile"
"AAAAAHHHHHHH"
>"and I will brighten up your day"
"AAAAHHH GOD SOMEONE SAVE ME!"
>"It doesn't matter now"
"DEAR GOD I DON'T DESERVE THIS!"
>"If you are sad or blue!"
"SOMEONE JUST KILL ME! KILL ME NOW!"
>"'Cause cheering up my friends is just-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH MAAAKEEEE IT STOOOP!"
>"What Pinkies here to do!"
"FUCK THIS NOISE, I'M OUT!"
>You look around the now hellish landscape and run head first into a nearby wall.
>With a sickening crack you fall backwards and reach a state of unawareness as you begin you descent into madness.
>The sound of your sanity being torn to shreds can be heard throughout time and space.
>Strelnikov is suddenly American.
>Chronicler writes clop.
>Shermanon knows that feel.

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The Fate of Anonymous. - 11 - Into the Fire -

>*Click*
>Not a problem, you played the silly little game.
>Now you'll just make sure it kills you.
>You spin the chamber so the bullet is facing down the gun barrel.
>Raising the gun to your head you pull the trigger again.
>*Click*
>That can't be right. You check again and the bullet is still there.
>Maybe it misfired.
>You raise the gun and pull it again.
>*Click*
>*Click*
>*Click* *Click* *Click* *Click*
>WHY THE FUCK WONT THI GUN FIRE!?
>You look down to the note to notice an extra part. An extra part that you could swear was never there.
>"P.S It's magic, so it will make sure you play by the rules"
"What the fuck, Explain this wizardry"
>This time a response appears right in front of your eyes
>"It's Magic, I aint gotta explain shit."
"FUCK YOU PAPER!"
>You tear up the note in an unparalleled anger.
>It takes a few minutes of you sitting on your bed just pulling the trigger. Although you eventually look on the Brightside.
>It said you get once chance a day. Meaning you could always try again tomorrow.
>That would just have to be good enough.

>You begin you drudge into ponyville.
>You was going to see what exactly it was that pinkie had in store for you.
>Then of course get your bits from twilight for being thrown back in time.
>Maybe will you're at it you could find out how long you've been gone for.
>As you walk down the dirt road you see ponyville get closer and closer.
>God you hated it in ponyville. Everything was always so perfect. Sunshine and smiles everywhere.
>Its either a brilliant front or the most sickening place you've ever been.
>Especially when they all expect you to be as cheery as them.
>Sometime during your inner monologue you had made it into ponyville proper.
>Walking around you are greeted by the smiles that so sickened your very soul.
>You got waves from all the multi-coloured mares and stallions. All except three.
>You look over to your right and observe what you have come to call. The only normal behaviour since you got here.
>You notice three little fillies. One grey and one pink. Both ganging up on a little white unicorn filly.
>"Hey look, It's one of the Blank Flank Crusaders!"
>"Maybe she already get her cutie mark. In invisibility!"
>The two fillies laugh it up while the third almost cowers against a wall.
>This instantly brings back bad memories of your highschool years and you can do nothing but fester in rage.
>You have half a mind to go take it out on them. No, no. Be the mature one her-
>"Ha! Maybe she could get her cutie mark in hairless ape watching!"
>"Yeah! She would fit in well with that freak!"
>Maturity.exe has stopped responding.

" You saying I should be a hairy ape? Why would I want to look like your mothers!?"
>They both spin and gasp at being confronted by this monstrosity of a creature. That was currently insulting their mothers.
>They both stammer.
>"B-b-b.."
"Get out of here! in fact here you go!"
>You throw a couple of bits at the fillies.
"Go buy your mothers some bananas whilst you're at it. Clearly you need the money from your fathers being such failures!"
>"Actually! Our fathers are the most successful people in ponyville!" They turn their noses up at you.
"Clearly not! They failed with you two didn't they!"
>That done it. They both burst into tears, running away you continue to verbally abuse them until they're out of sight.
>Maturirty.exe has recovered from an un-expected crash. Would you like to file a error report?
>[N]
>Hearing the laughter coming from behind you brings your attention back to the reason they were here in the first place.
>"Haha, That sure showed them! Thank for the help mister Anonymous!"
>The little filly had a very sincere smile on her face. It makes you daww a little. Which is quite the feat.
"Ah, you know who I am then?"
>"Well duh! Everyone knows about Anonymous the hero of ponyville!"
"Ok, so you know me. But who are you?"
>You ask this with a raised eyebrow and a small smile. You still felt really good about making those two fillies cry.
>'Wow, You're such a bad person.'
>"Stow it brain, they deserved it and you know it."
>'If you say so dude.'
>You bring you attention back to the filly in front of you.
>"I'm sweetie bell, I've got to go, I'm already late for school."
"Ok sweetie bell. See you around."
>"See you around Anonymous!"

>Sweetie Bell runs off, clearly already enjoying her day after being save by 'The hero of ponyville'
>It gives you a warm feeling in your stomach to know that you helped.
>Walking to Sugercube corner the feeling doesn't repellent and you being to believe that this might not be the warm feeling of helping somepony.
>By the time to reach it your vision is starting to blur and hearing on the fritz.
>You're about to walk in when no other than Pinkie Pie herself slams open the door.
>"Anon! I knew you would be here on time!"
>Did this mare seriously know that you wou- Don't question it. You're pretty sure you don't actually want to know.
"So, What did you want?"
>Your vision is jumping about all over the place. It's almost like a bad acid trip.
>Audio is fluctuating in pitch. Pinkie pie is looking more and more like and actual demon.
>"Well I've noticed that since you've been here you've never smiled once!"
>Oh god, the voice! She is revealing her true form!
>"So I thought I would sing you song to get you to smile!"
>WHY DO YOU DESERVE THIS HELL!?

>Everything is now a shade of red and black.
>Music from the gate of hell begins to play. Pinkie Soon reveals her true nature.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMLjZgbf4WA&list
>Her face warps into that of a truly evil entity as she jumps around, chanting her ritual.
>"I'm gonna make you smile"
"AAAAAHHHHHHH"
>"and I will brighten up your day"
"AAAAHHH GOD SOMEONE SAVE ME!"
>"It doesn't matter now"
"DEAR GOD I DON'T DESERVE THIS!"
>"If you are sad or blue!"
"SOMEONE JUST KILL ME! KILL ME NOW!"
>"'Cause cheering up my friends is just-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH MAAAKEEEE IT STOOOP!"
>"What Pinkies here to do!"
"FUCK THIS NOISE, I'M OUT!"
>You look around the now hellish landscape and run head first into a nearby wall.
>With a sickening crack you fall backwards and reach a state of unawareness as you begin you descent into madness.
>The  sound of your sanity being torn to shreds can be heard throughout time and space.

>Strelnikov is suddenly American.
>Chronicler writes clop.
>Shermanon knows that feel.

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