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The Fate of Anonymous. - 5 - Falling -

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The Fate of Anonymous. - 5 - Falling -
>The wind sail through your finger tips as you plummet to the ground.
>The whistling in your ears, playing the final melody you would hear before you're greeted by tranquillity.
>You can now see the ground, rapidly approaching. You close your eyes. Relishing the moment.
>You feel a warm glow, overtake your body and you open your eyes. A purple aura now engulfing your body.
>You're so close, come on! Just a little.. Bit.. Closer.
>Just inches from the ground everything goes a magnificent white.
>Your mind goes blank from this revelation.
>You've done it, you've finally done it!
"YES!"
>You physically jump upwards. It only takes you a second to realise that you just physically jumped.
>Readjusting for reality you look around and notice you're back in the chariot. One Twilight Sparkle smiling at you.
>No, You didn't do it. Through the impossibilities of this world, you survived.
>You slump back down into your seat. All the merriment gone from your being.
>"Wow, that was a close one! No need to thank me, your reaction says it all."
>Twilight seems almost smug about the fact she saved you. Contempt is all you can feel.
>Her horn glows and a rope magics out of nowhere and wraps around your stomach.
>"We don't want that happening again!" She smiles at you. If looks could kill you would be looking into a mirror right now.
>The flight is uneventful for about fifteen minutes before Twilight tries to spark a conversation.
>"The princess seems pretty excited to meet you." You can tell she's trying really hard to be social.
>God damn ponies making you talk to them. You just want to kill yourself in peace. Is that too much to ask?
>Yes. Yes it is.
"Why's this?"
>You pretend to be interested, more out of courtesy than curiosity.
>"Well, you're something new here in Equestria, she wants to learn about you and best case scenario you can stay in Equestria."
>'best case scenario'. Ok, this has genuinely caught your curiosity. You look at twilight dead in the eyes.
"Worst case?"
>Apparently she doesn't like this question. She shuffles in her seat a bit before giving you an honest answer.
>"Worst case you get banished to the moon... Don't worry, you'd really have to be an idiot to end up on the moon though.
>Raising your eyebrows in shock at this new information, a multitude of thoughts running through your mind at once.
>Banished to the moon. There's no atmosphere. No oxygen. The pressure difference alone would be enough to kill you.
>That is it. You have your new plan. Today Neil Armstrong could take a back seat. A new human was coming to the moon.
>Today you are Anon. Today you're suicidal. Today, you are an idiot. Today you're going to the moon. Today. Today you die.
>You arrive at Canterlot in good time.
>You have to admit, it was a beautiful place. The place you're taken are the royal Canterlot gardens.
>You see all sorts of plants and wild life. All seemingly entwined by an unknown force that keeps them at peace.
>Statues litter the gardens, although one in particular takes your interest. It's of a beast you've never seen before.
>Almost like a frankenstein's monster. Except, natural in its build.
>It has miss-matching horns, different appendages from its snake like body. A body from what you could tell has feathers and fur on it.
>Being an 'idiot' you walk past it and purposely knock it. It begins to fall to the ground.
>Just as the tip of the statue hit the ground it's caught in a purple aura.
>You turn around to Twilight, who with a very panic stricken face, levitate the statue back into place.
>She give you a scolding look. You do your best, although all you can manage is a bad poker face.
"Sorry"
>"This way, try not to break anything." She sighs and she leads you out of the gardens and towards the palace.
> As you walk away neither of you notice the small crack that appears on the statues right horn.
>You spin around as you hear a whisper, directly in your ear. It was so faint you could hardly hear it. All you could make out was;
>"Thanks..."
>Twilight informs you that you would be spending the night in Canterlot after the meeting the with Princess.
>She doesn't wait for a response. She leads you into a grand throne room.
>There, sat at a majestic table on a throne big enough for 5 people was a white pony, twice the size of any you've seen so far.
>Her hair, radiant with colours, flowing freely like the very tides of a stream. She had royalty written all over her.
>Twilight bows, "Princess, this is Anonymous of Earth." She shows nothing but the utmost respect for Celestia.
>Twilight give you a glare, conveying the message that you should bow and introduce yourself.
>You do neither, instead, settling for the most informal you could be. You remember an old beer commercial and emulate it.
"WAAAAZZZZZZAAAAAAAP!?"
>You shout loud enough to make it reverberate around the entire room for a good 3 seconds. You produce jazz hands.
>Twilight is already looking horrified. It's a good sign, keep this up and "BANG, ZOOM! Straight to the moon!"
>This princess has the best god damn poker face in any universe you've ever visited.
>"Is that a normal greeting from your world?"
>Twilights wide eyes and expressionless face scream at you to say yes. Go with it and you will be fine.
>You can swear you can hear her willing the thoughts into your head.
"Nope, figured I'd drop the formalities, nothing special here." You gesture towards the princess at the end of your line.
>If Twilight wasn't sure you was going to the moon before, she is now. You can both feel the rage building up in the silence of the room
>You wait for the princess to explode. Seconds turn into minutes turn into hours while you wait for a response. She open her mouth;
>"Quite, no need for formalities here. I am princess Celestia. Ruler of Equestria, however you may call me Celestia."
>Not really what you was after... Twilight looks like she's about to faint.
>"I wish to learn more about you Anonymous, what you are and where you come from. Although you must be hungry. Please, join us."
>A chair is push out from next to Celestia and she motions for you to sit. You do so, only in the hopes you can fuck things up... Royally.
>You Take a seat next to Celestia as multiple ponies start to bring food out onto the commodious Table.
>Another pony arrives at the table, this one is black, her mane reflecting the night sky itself.
>She gives you a half hearted smile as she sits down. Looking upon the table of food. She offers you one of the bowls.
>"Peppers?"
>You resist the urge to throw up as they're passed directly under your nose. You send the bowl flying.
>The princess gasps, but before anything can be said twilight rush's in to 'Save the day again'.
>"Oh, sorry princess. Anon's allergic to peppers, he means no disrespect. He's already had one fateful encounter with them this week."
>Twilight winks at you as if to say 'Hey don't worry, I've got your back'.
>How the fuck did she even know? Probably dash telling everyone. This is why you hate people and ponies alike.
>She smiles understandingly and continues to eat. Celestia now starts off a game of twenty questions.
>Celestia asks you about major human accomplishments in history. The most recent of them first.
>Naturally, the first thing you begin to explain is the third reich.
>You go into grizzly details about how Nazi German tried to commit genocide. Killing millions of humans in a short span of time.
>You notice everyone in the room, even the guards on edge and you explain this to them. The room is deafly silent.
>"Are you a Nazi Anon?" Twilight almost cowering behind her words.
"No."
>'Wait. FUCK!' Instantly you regret going on reflex for that answer as everyone sighs in relief.
>You're turn for some questions now. You look over to the pony with the starry mane and begin your inquiries.
"So, Who are you then? You haven't given me a name yet."
>"I AM PRINCESS LUNA, I CONTROL THE VERY NIGHT, I RAISE THE MOON AND PAINT THE SKY WITH STARS!"
>She answers in what can only be described as a full on caps lock voice.
"So you and Celestia are bigger than all the other ponies I've met, are you like horses or something?"
>That's done it. You can hear withdrawn gasps around the room from the servants.
>Luna looks absolutely livid.
>" HOW DARE THEE SAY SU-" Celestia interjects Luna, clearly angered by the comment.
>"Now now Luna. Anon here is from another world. He knows no better."
>Luna with draws herself from the shouting. You're in torment at how much it is taking to get sent to the moon.
>"I AM SORRY FOR OUR OUTBURST." Still visibly annoyed she sits back down.
>It shouldn't be long now. Just gotta push the right buttons and you can have sweet release.
>Honestly you felt bad about being a dick. Although you do what you must to get what you need.
>Celestia asks you if you have any relation to monkeys, being bi-pedal and having similar form it's a fair question.
>You explain to her that humans actually evolved from monkey like creatures over billions of years.
>Its faint although you can hear a servant from over in the distance make a quip at your expense
>"Heh, wonder if it like bananas as well." His buddy next to him snickers.
>Like fuck where you about to be insulted by a talking pony. Least of all a servant of the princess.
>With the force of Hades himself you stand. Forcing the chair behind you to spiral backwards. Knocking a servant to the ground.
>You inhale more air than you have collectively ever inhaled in your entire life. Your eye's wild you shout right into Celestia's ear.
"I FUCKING LOVE BANANAS!"
>"THAT... IS... IT!" Her voice, nearly shattering the glass in the room.
>She rises from the table. A look of pure rage on her face. Everyone in the room is solidified. Unable to move if they wanted to.
>Her horn begins to glow. Anon, start your countdown. The light growing and growing.
>The excitement in the knowledge of what's to come next unbearable. The light completely engulfs your body.
>You feel all you anxieties melt away. Bathing in the glow of the light you whisper to yourself.
"Finally..."

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The Fate of Anonymous.  - 5 - Falling -  

>The wind sail through your finger tips as you plummet to the ground.
>The whistling in your ears, playing the final melody you would hear before you're greeted by tranquillity. 
>You can now see the ground, rapidly approaching. You close your eyes. Relishing the moment.
>You feel a warm glow, overtake your body and you open your eyes. A purple aura now engulfing your body.
>You're so close, come on! Just a little.. Bit.. Closer.
>Just inches from the ground everything goes a magnificent white.
>Your mind goes blank from this revelation. 
>You've done it, you've finally done it!
"YES!"
>You physically jump upwards. It only takes you a second to realise that you just physically jumped.
>Readjusting for reality you look around and notice you're back in the chariot. One Twilight Sparkle smiling at you.
>No, You didn't do it. Through the impossibilities of this world, you survived.
>You slump back down into your seat. All the merriment gone from your being.
>"Wow, that was a close one! No need to thank me, your reaction says it all."
>Twilight seems almost smug about the fact she saved you. Contempt is all you can feel.
>Her horn glows and a rope magics out of nowhere and wraps around your stomach.
>"We don't want that happening again!" She smiles at you. If looks could kill you would be looking into a mirror right now.

>The flight is uneventful for about fifteen minutes before Twilight tries to spark a conversation.
>"The princess seems pretty excited to meet you." You can tell she's trying really hard to be social.
>God damn ponies making you talk to them. You just want to kill yourself in peace. Is that too much to ask?
>Yes. Yes it is.
"Why's this?"
>You pretend to be interested, more out of courtesy than curiosity.
>"Well, you're something new here in Equestria, she wants to learn about you and best case scenario you can stay in Equestria."
>'best case scenario'. Ok, this has genuinely caught your curiosity. You look at twilight dead in the eyes.
"Worst case?"
>Apparently she doesn't like this question. She shuffles in her seat a bit before giving you an honest answer.
>"Worst case you get banished to the moon... Don't worry, you'd really have to be an idiot to end up on the moon though.
>Raising your eyebrows in shock at this new information, a multitude of thoughts running through your mind at once.
>Banished to the moon. There's no atmosphere. No oxygen. The pressure difference alone would be enough to kill you.
>That is it. You have your new plan. Today Neil Armstrong could take a back seat. A new human was coming to the moon.
>Today you are Anon. Today you're suicidal. Today, you are an idiot. Today you're going to the moon. Today. Today you die.

>You arrive at Canterlot in good time.
>You have to admit, it was a beautiful place. The place you're taken are the royal Canterlot gardens.
>You see all sorts of plants and wild life. All seemingly entwined by an unknown force that keeps them at peace.
>Statues litter the gardens, although one in particular takes your interest. It's of a beast you've never seen before.
>Almost like a frankenstein's monster. Except, natural in its build.
>It has miss-matching horns, different appendages from its snake like body. A body from what you could tell has feathers and fur on it.
>Being an 'idiot' you walk past it and purposely knock it. It begins to fall to the ground.
>Just as the tip of the statue hit the ground it's caught in a purple aura.
>You turn around to Twilight, who with a very panic stricken face, levitate the statue back into place.
>She give you a scolding look. You do your best, although all you can manage is a bad poker face.
"Sorry"
>"This way, try not to break anything." She sighs and she leads you out of the gardens and towards the palace.
> As you walk away neither of you notice the small crack that appears on the statues right horn.
>You spin around as you hear a whisper, directly in your ear. It was so faint you could hardly hear it. All you could make out was;
>"Thanks..."

>Twilight informs you that you would be spending the night in Canterlot after the meeting the with Princess.
>She doesn't wait for a response. She leads you into a grand throne room. 
>There, sat at a majestic table on a throne big enough for 5 people was a white pony, twice the size of any you've seen so far.
>Her hair, radiant with colours, flowing freely like the very tides of a stream. She had royalty written all over her.
>Twilight bows, "Princess, this is Anonymous of Earth." She shows nothing but the utmost respect for Celestia.
>Twilight give you a glare, conveying the message that you should bow and introduce yourself.
>You do neither, instead, settling for the most informal you could be. You remember an old beer commercial and emulate it.
"WAAAAZZZZZZAAAAAAAP!?"
>You shout loud enough to make it reverberate around the entire room for a good 3 seconds. You produce jazz hands.
>Twilight is already looking horrified. It's a good sign, keep this up and "BANG, ZOOM! Straight to the moon!"
>This princess has the best god damn poker face in any universe you've ever visited.
>"Is that a normal greeting from your world?"
>Twilights wide eyes and expressionless face scream at you to say yes. Go with it and you will be fine.
>You can swear you can hear her willing the thoughts into your head.
"Nope, figured I'd drop the formalities, nothing special here." You gesture towards the princess at the end of your line.
>If Twilight wasn't sure you was going to the moon before, she is now. You can both feel the rage building up in the silence of the room
>You wait for the princess to explode. Seconds turn into minutes turn into hours while you wait for a response. She open her mouth;

>"Quite, no need for formalities here. I am princess Celestia. Ruler of Equestria, however you may call me Celestia."
>Not really what you was after... Twilight looks like she's about to faint.
>"I wish to learn more about you Anonymous, what you are and where you come from. Although you must be hungry. Please, join us."
>A chair is push out from next to Celestia and she motions for you to sit. You do so, only in the hopes you can fuck things up... Royally.
>You Take a seat next to Celestia as multiple ponies start to bring food out onto the commodious Table.
>Another pony arrives at the table, this one is black, her mane reflecting the night sky itself.
>She gives you a half hearted smile as she sits down. Looking upon the table of food. She offers you one of the bowls.
>"Peppers?"
>You resist the urge to throw up as they're passed directly under your nose. You send the bowl flying.
>The princess gasps, but before anything can be said twilight rush's in to 'Save the day again'.
>"Oh, sorry princess. Anon's allergic to peppers, he means no disrespect. He's already had one fateful encounter with them this week."
>Twilight winks at you as if to say 'Hey don't worry, I've got your back'.
>How the fuck did she even know? Probably dash telling everyone. This is why you hate people and ponies alike.
>She smiles understandingly and continues to eat. Celestia now starts off a game of twenty questions.

>Celestia asks you about major human accomplishments in history. The most recent of them first.
>Naturally, the first thing you begin to explain is the third reich.
>You go into grizzly details about how Nazi German tried to commit genocide. Killing millions of humans in a short span of time.
>You notice everyone in the room, even the guards on edge and you explain this to them. The room is deafly silent.
>"Are you a Nazi Anon?" Twilight almost cowering behind her words.
"No."
>'Wait. FUCK!' Instantly you regret going on reflex for that answer as everyone sighs in relief.
>You're turn for some questions now. You look over to the pony with the starry mane and begin your inquiries.
"So, Who are you then? You haven't given me a name yet."
>"I AM PRINCESS LUNA, I CONTROL THE VERY NIGHT, I RAISE THE MOON AND PAINT THE SKY WITH STARS!"
>She answers in what can only be described as a full on caps lock voice.
"So you and Celestia are bigger than all the other ponies I've met, are you like horses or something?"
>That's done it. You can hear withdrawn gasps around the room from the servants.
>Luna looks absolutely livid.
>" HOW DARE THEE SAY SU-" Celestia interjects Luna, clearly angered by the comment.
>"Now now Luna. Anon here is from another world. He knows no better."

>Luna with draws herself from the shouting. You're in torment at how much it is taking to get sent to the moon.
>"I AM SORRY FOR OUR OUTBURST." Still visibly annoyed she sits back down.
>It shouldn't be long now. Just gotta push the right buttons and you can have sweet release.
>Honestly you felt bad about being a dick. Although you do what you must to get what you need.
>Celestia asks you if you have any relation to monkeys, being bi-pedal and having similar form it's a fair question.
>You explain to her that humans actually evolved from monkey like creatures over billions of years.
>Its faint although you can hear a servant from over in the distance make a quip at your expense
>"Heh, wonder if it like bananas as well." His buddy next to him snickers.
>Like fuck where you about to be insulted by a talking pony. Least of all a servant of the princess.
>With the force of Hades himself you stand. Forcing the chair behind you to spiral backwards. Knocking a servant to the ground.
>You inhale more air than you have collectively ever inhaled in your entire life. Your eye's wild you shout right into Celestia's ear.
"I FUCKING LOVE BANANAS!"
>"THAT... IS... IT!" Her voice, nearly shattering the glass in the room.
>She rises from the table. A look of pure rage on her face. Everyone in the room is solidified. Unable to move if they wanted to.
>Her horn begins to glow. Anon, start your countdown. The light growing and growing.
>The excitement in the knowledge of what's to come next unbearable. The light completely engulfs your body.
>You feel all you anxieties melt away. Bathing in the glow of the light you whisper to yourself.
"Finally..."

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