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Sweetie bell the Omega.

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>Day 625 in Equestria
>and today you're helping the CMC get their cuti marks
>Even if they make you daaw so hard your heart explodes twice
>"Mr Anon? You in? It's the Cutie Mark Crusaders!"
>Opening the door you see the three little fillies grinning up at you.
>'Daaaaw'
"Ok then girls, Whats first on the list?"
>They all pounce into your house, bounding around, knocking you belongings off the shelves.
>"well, err... We didn't have anything planned."
"huh?"
>"See, we thought you could come up with a plan."
>Makes sense, They did ask for your help after all.
>Oh shit... Means You've got to improvise.
>"So what ar' we doin' today Mr Anon?"
"Well... I thought.."
>How you wish this was just another rape attempt
>At least then Rainbro could jump in to save your sorry ass-
"I would take us to the park... That's where we need to be for the first idea!"
>Rainbow dash normally hang at the park this sort of time, I'll go there and ask her for an idea.
>Flawless
>"What are we going to do when we get there?"
>Not quite
"It's.... A surprise!"
>'God dammit I'm on point today!'
>"What are we waiting for then!? Let's go!"
>Faster than you could say Sonic Boom the three fillies are racing out of your house
>Leaving behind them a trail of destruction.
"Girls Hang on! This isn't a Race!"
>'...Not yet anyway!'
>after a five minute trip you arrive at the park.
"We're going to have race!"
>the three fillies reply in unison "A race?"
"Yeah. You could be the cutie mark crusaders - Professional Racers!"
>They shoot you a couple of looks but nod non the less
>You all line up.
"Get ready!"
>Everyone positions themselves
"Get set!"
>They glance at each other
"GO!"
>With a flash they all shoot off into the distance, leaving you falling behind.
>You try to make up the lead by taking longer strides in your running
>All this does is cause you to lose your balance and you fall over
>"Hahaha! Dude! That was totally Not awesome!"
>Hearing the sound of wings above, you turn around and look up to see your rainbro in hysterics.
>"Haha, What where you even trying to do!?" She stops laughing but continues to snicker.
"I was racing the Cutie mark crusaders when I tripped."
>"Racing? It looks like they left you in the dirt!" Her laughter gets even louder.
>You pick yourself up off the floor
"Real fucking hilarious, I'm supposed to be helping them get there cutie marks today, but I have no Idea where to start!?"
>The laughing finally stops and she looks thoughtful for a second.
>"Well.. Twilight said she needed help testing out some spells, Maybe you could get them to become" She stands to attention and give a little salute
>"Cuite Mark Crusaders - Spell Testers!"
>Knowing twilight this will take up the majoirty of the day.
>Dash is such a fucking Bro.
"Thats brilliant dash! I've got to run, Although Booze and Movies later!?"
>"Only if it's Movies and Booze!"
"Sounds like a plan! I'll catch up with you later!"
>You start running off into the direction of the CMC
...
>It's been 30 minutes and you're nearly at twilights with the CMC
>They wasn't thrilled with the idea, but they'll try anything to get their cutie marks
>You arrive at the wooden door the to library, you knock four times.
>Twilight answers the door and looks frustrated.
"Hey Twilight! We heard that you needed help with some spells?"
>She immediately perks up.
>"Yes come in! Celestia will be here soon and I still haven't finished my spell!
>You and the CMC both shuffle into the room
>"Sweetie bell, Could you go and stand in the middle of the room please?"
>"Rest of you stand back"
>Without any warning her horn starts glowing and a look of concentration takes over her face.
"Erm... Twilight what exactly is this spell?"
>Doesn't seem too happy to be being asked questions although she answers anyway
>"It's a spell that allows ponies to Directly absorb knowledge from books"
>Now you can see why she wanted to get it done so badly, It's basically her dream spell.
>Her horn grows a bright white light and words start ripping themselfs from books and flying in the air.
>All of the words funneling into Sweetie bell's horn
>The wind picks up and the words are going even faster. The light intensifies and you can hardly see anything.
>"T-There! That should do it."
>twilights horn stops glowing although words are still flying through the air
>She looks about frantically
>your jimmies are slowly becoming rustled.
>Text is now flying in from all directions. bursting through the walls.
>You manage to shout over the noise of the spell.
"TWILIGHT! WHATS HAPPENING!?"
>"SHE IS CONTINUING THE SPELL! SHE IS ABSORBING ALL THE KNOWLEDGE IN EQUESTRIA, NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!"
>Horror sweeps over her face
>You take some solace in knowing that you didn't cause this for once, even as the light brightens to a point that you're forced to look away
>after four minutes of this spectacular show of lights everything stops all at once.
>you look up to notice sweetie bell just stood there. Looking rather pleased with herself.
>Her eyes a pure glowing white.
>"Sweetie Bell! You got yer' Cutie mark!"
>You look at her flank
"Oh god no..."
>You're instantaneously filled with dread.
::OPEN PIC NOW::
>This cannot be good
>Twilight has just the same face as you
>Twilight speaks up "S-Sweetie Bell, how are you f-f-feeling?"
>"I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End."
>Pokerface.jpg
>You open your mouth to speak although no words come out
>Instead you just stare
>"Sweetie Bell! I am the princess and Godess, YOU ARE NOT!"
>Celestia marches into the library, pure rage contorting her face.
>Sweetie bell looks at celestia, emotionless.
>"You are False."
>This causes Celestia to seriously flip her shit
>"I WILL HAVE YOU EXECUTED FOR TREASON AND HERESY! GUARDS!"
>Two royal guards appear and try to jump on sweetie bell.
>A small glow hums from Sweetie bells horn and and guards disintegrate
>Celestia now realizes the full extent of the situation and backs away a slightly.
>Sweetie bells smiles and walks forward.
>"For I have seen all of Reality and Creation, I am Entirety. Entirety is me. Although with my infinite being, I still have one inquisition Celestia..."
>Celestia trips over her own words and is now sitting.
>"Wh-Whats.. That?"
>Sweetie Bell turns her head slightly and whispers in celestias ear.
>"Do you like Bananas?"

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>Day 625 in Equestria
>and today you're helping the CMC get their cuti marks
>Even if they make you daaw so hard your heart explodes twice
>"Mr Anon? You in? It's the Cutie Mark Crusaders!"
>Opening the door you see the three little fillies grinning up at you.
>'Daaaaw'
"Ok then girls, Whats first on the list?"
>They all pounce into your house, bounding around, knocking you belongings off the shelves.
>"well, err... We didn't have anything planned."
"huh?"
>"See, we thought you could come up with a plan."
>Makes sense, They did ask for your help after all.
>Oh shit... Means You've got to improvise.
>"So what ar' we doin' today Mr Anon?"
"Well... I thought.."
>How you wish this was just another rape attempt
>At least then Rainbro could jump in to save your sorry ass-
"I would take us to the park... That's where we need to be for the first idea!"
>Rainbow dash normally hang at the park this sort of time, I'll go there and ask her for an idea.
>Flawless
>"What are we going to do when we get there?"
>Not quite
"It's.... A surprise!"
>'God dammit I'm on point today!'
>"What are we waiting for then!? Let's go!"
>Faster than you could say Sonic Boom the three fillies are racing out of your house
>Leaving behind them a trail of destruction.
"Girls Hang on! This isn't a Race!"
>'...Not yet anyway!'
>after a five minute trip you arrive at the park.
"We're going to have race!"
>the three fillies reply in unison "A race?"
"Yeah. You could be the cutie mark crusaders - Professional Racers!"
>They shoot you a couple of looks but nod non the less
>You all line up.
"Get ready!"
>Everyone positions themselves
"Get set!"
>They glance at each other
"GO!"

>With a flash they all shoot off into the distance, leaving you falling behind.
>You try to make up the lead by taking longer strides in your running
>All this does is cause you to lose your balance and you fall over
>"Hahaha! Dude! That was totally Not awesome!"
>Hearing the sound of wings above, you turn around and look up to see your rainbro in hysterics.
>"Haha, What where you even trying to do!?" She stops laughing but continues to snicker.
"I was racing the Cutie mark crusaders when I tripped."
>"Racing? It looks like they left you in the dirt!" Her laughter gets even louder.
>You pick yourself up off the floor
"Real fucking hilarious, I'm supposed to be helping them get there cutie marks today, but I have no Idea where to start!?"
>The laughing finally stops and she looks thoughtful for a second.
>"Well.. Twilight said she needed help testing out some spells, Maybe you could get them to become" She stands to attention and give a little salute
>"Cuite Mark Crusaders - Spell Testers!"
>Knowing twilight this will take up the majoirty of the day.
>Dash is such a fucking Bro.
"Thats brilliant dash! I've got to run, Although Booze and Movies later!?"
>"Only if it's Movies and Booze!"
"Sounds like a plan! I'll catch up with you later!"
>You start running off into the direction of the CMC

...

>It's been 30 minutes and you're nearly at twilights with the CMC
>They wasn't thrilled with the idea, but they'll try anything to get their cutie marks
>You arrive at the wooden door the to library, you knock four times.
>Twilight answers the door and looks frustrated.
"Hey Twilight! We heard that you needed help with some spells?"
>She immediately perks up.
>"Yes come in! Celestia will be here soon and I still haven't finished my spell!
>You and the CMC both shuffle into the room
>"Sweetie bell, Could you go and stand in the middle of the room please?"
>"Rest of you stand back"
>Without any warning her horn starts glowing and a look of concentration takes over her face.
"Erm... Twilight what exactly is this spell?"
>Doesn't seem too happy to be being asked questions although she answers anyway
>"It's a spell that allows ponies to Directly absorb knowledge from books"
>Now you can see why she wanted to get it done so badly, It's basically her dream spell.
>Her horn grows a bright white light and words start ripping themselfs from books and flying in the air.
>All of the words funneling into Sweetie bell's horn
>The wind picks up and the words are going even faster. The light intensifies and you can hardly see anything.
>"T-There! That should do it."
>twilights horn stops glowing although words are still flying through the air
>She looks about frantically
>your jimmies are slowly becoming rustled.
>Text is now flying in from all directions. bursting through the walls.
>You manage to shout over the noise of the spell.
"TWILIGHT! WHATS HAPPENING!?"
>"SHE IS CONTINUING THE SPELL! SHE IS ABSORBING ALL THE KNOWLEDGE IN EQUESTRIA, NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!"

>Horror sweeps over her face
>You take some solace in knowing that you didn't cause this for once, even as the light brightens to a point that you're forced to look away
>after four minutes of this spectacular show of lights everything stops all at once.
>you look up to notice sweetie bell just stood there. Looking rather pleased with herself.
>Her eyes a pure glowing white.
>"Sweetie Bell! You got yer' Cutie mark!"
>You look at her flank
"Oh god no..."
>You're instantaneously filled with dread.
::OPEN PIC NOW::
>This cannot be good
>Twilight has just the same face as you
>Twilight speaks up "S-Sweetie Bell, how are you f-f-feeling?"
>"I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End."
>Pokerface.jpg
>You open your mouth to speak although no words come out
>Instead you just stare

>"Sweetie Bell! I am the princess and Godess, YOU ARE NOT!"
>Celestia marches into the library, pure rage contorting her face.
>Sweetie bell looks at celestia, emotionless.
>"You are False."
>This causes Celestia to seriously flip her shit
>"I WILL HAVE YOU EXECUTED FOR TREASON AND HERESY! GUARDS!"
>Two royal guards appear and try to jump on sweetie bell.
>A small glow hums from Sweetie bells horn and and guards disintegrate
>Celestia now realizes the full extent of the situation and backs away a slightly.
>Sweetie bells smiles and walks forward.
>"For I have seen all of Reality and Creation, I am Entirety. Entirety is me. Although with my infinite being, I still have one inquisition Celestia..."
>Celestia trips over her own words and is now sitting.
>"Wh-Whats.. That?"
>Sweetie Bell turns her head slightly and whispers in celestias ear.
>"Do you like Bananas?"

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