- >wake up
- >frantic Knocking at the door in the middle of the night
- >oh look, it's sluttershy.
- >What the fuck, she's covered in... BLOOD!?
- >"ANON! THERES A MONSTER DESTROYING TOWN AND THE OTHERS ARE DEAD!"
- >Your eyes widen, Mouth open, Jimmies rustled.
- >"YOU ARE THE ONLY HOPE FOR EQUESTRIA!" With that she pass' out on your door
- >you start rustling in your jimmies.
- >you can't be the last hope, you're useless
- >are the others really dead?
- >you bring fluttershy inside and put her on your couch
- >oh fuck, We're fucked, We're all fucked.
- >"huh-.. Anon?"
- "fuck my jimmies, I'm speaking aloud"
- >"Anon.. are you ok?"
- "NO, I'M NOT OK, THIS INFORMATION REALLY RUSTLED MY JIMMIES. WAY I SEE IT WE'RE AS GOOD AS DEAD."
- >"Is.. Is that your fetish?"
- >back the fun train the fuck up.
- "....What?"
- >"Rustled jimmies, is that you're fetish?"
- >Are you fucking kidding me?
- "get out."
- >"b-but anon.. there really is a mo-"
- "GET THE FUCK OUT"
- >You pick her up by the mane and chuck her on her ass outside
- >"A-anon, we do nee-"
- "fuck off fluttershy"
- >Slamming the door you ask yourself where she gets these ideas from.
- >Gotta give her credit, convincing looking blood.
- >Back to bed... You can see the damage the "Monster" has done later
- >fucking fluttershy
- >You wake up the next day, you thank celestia that the birds aren't making any noise.
- >*knock* *knock* *knock*
- >I swear to go if this is fluttershy agai-
- "Oh, Hi derpy!"
- >"Hay Anon, I got a letter for you!"
- "Thanks derpy"
- >With that derpy flys away and you open the letter.
- >You open the letter, It's from celestia.
- >"Why did you not stop the monster? Now equestria will be under a rule of darkness for 1000 years"
- >Must be another stupid attempt to rustle my jimmies. One does not simply rustle my jimmies.
- "I can't belive this shit..."
- >You get dressed and head into ponyville
- >Guess fluttershy was telling the truth, you walk into ponyville to see blood and corpses everywhere.
- >Jimmies, Jimmies everywhere.
- >From a house you hear a "pssst... Anon.. Hurry!"
- >You make your way over
- >"Oh Anon, It was terrible.. I told you"
- "I-I..Know fluttershy. I should have listend to you... I'm sorry.."
- >One Manly tear falls from your left eye as you bow your head.
- >"That's ok anon, here, let me make it all better"
- >you hear the zipper of your trousers go
- "FLUTTERSHY! THIS IS NEITHER THE TIME OR PLACE!"
- >"Sooo... rustles jimmies still isn't your fetish"
- >Swear to god, I'm about to go chernobyl
- >You take a second to calm yourself
- "No."
- >"Ok guys, It's still not his fetish you can stop acting now"
- "I don't fucking belive it."
- >all the "corpses" got up and started to clear up the mess
- "FUCK YOU SLUTTERSHY, YOUR FUCKING SICK!"
- >"I-I-I.."
- "YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT MY FETISH IS?"
- >"Erm.. Y-yes please"
- "MY FETISH IS THAT ONE DAY YOU WILL KILL YOURSELF"
- >You then storm off in a fireball of anger.
- >later that night two towns guard appear at your door.
- >Fluttershy took what you said to heart and killed herself
- >You're now doing 20 years hard labour for pony-slaughter.
- >Still it's better than getting raped by fluttershy.
- >You look aroud the prison at all massive stallions around you, all nearly your height.
- >"Heh, Looks like we got ourself some fresh meat boys"
- >what have I done....
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