- >Day 235 in Equestria
- >Wake up to very loud banging at door.
- "I'm coming"
- >More loud banging
- "I Said I'm Coming!"
- >Even as you reach the door, there is still heavy banging.
- "I FUCKING SAID I'M COM- OH GOD NO!"
- >"FUCKING CAPITALIST DOG, GET ME THROWN IN GULAG!"
- >Oh shit, it's one pissed off Strelnikov
- >"I FUCKING KILL YOU, THEN I DRINK YOUR VODKA!"
- >He smash's his empty Bottle on the side
- >"OK, TIME TO DIE, PIG!"
- >He lunges at you and you swiftly dodge
- "Listen, I'm sorry, Why don't we all just calm do-"
- >The sentence is cut off by another swipe, nearly hitting your throat.
- >"TIME IS NOT FOR TALKING, YOU DIE, NOW!"
- >There no fucking reasoning with this guy.
- "Afraid i'd drink you under the table?
- >He stops mid lunge, good thing as well. That one would have killed me.
- >"HAHAHAHA! YOU FUNNY GUY! NO ONE OUT DRINK STRELNIKOV!"
- "If you're so confident, why not try me. If you win, you can kill me then."
- >"PREPARE TO MEET GLORY OF MOTHERLAND!"
- >Thank fuck...
- >Pulling out your finest bottle of vodka you both sit at the table and start doing shots.
- >You decide to fuck letting this get out of hand and spike sterlnikovs drinks.
- >Even spiked it takes ten shots to defeat this monster.
- >"HOW-*Hic* DID YOU BEAT STRELNIKOV?"
- "I guess I'm just better at holding my liquor than you. A deals a deal, be on your way and I'll forget all about this."
- >you grab his drunken ass by the ear and launch him outside.
- >He eats dirt face first.
- >Just before closing the door You call out;
- "Oh and Fluttershy, Strelnikov isn't my fetish."
- >"Meep"
- >Convincing human suit though.
- >You watch the inebriated fluttershy walking away.
- >Fucking ponies.
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