Discord and Anonymous - Deities of Chaos. {Part 1}

>You casually awake from your slumber.

>1pm... Nothing new. after your sorry ass got fired from your job you haven't had a reason to get up.

>your eyes slowly start to come into focus at the room around you.

>A small, dark, dingy room. Water dripping in from the ceiling and an overwhelming damp smell.

>A pathetic 14 inch tv sat a top of an Xbox in the corner.

>Home sweet home.

>you drag the covers off and stand up to stretch

>you can quite easily reach every corner of the room from the mattress you were sleeping on.

>strange, it feels like there is someone watching you...

>*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*, You jump at the sound of your door being rattled on.

>"HEY ANON! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE! OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR!". Fuck, it's the land lord and rent was due today.

>You go deadly silent and don't move a single muscle. you figure if you pretend that you're not there, he'll come back later.

>after another 5 minutes of pounding on the door he finally gives up.

"well, I'm as good as fucked."

>realising that you actually don't have anything else to do, you sit yourself back down and turn on your xbox.

>that feeling still hasn't subsided... But the land lord is gone, why the fuck does it feel like someone is here?

>forcefully you push the thoughts to the back of your mind. You continue with your mundane life.

 

>you don't notice the unusual shadows that waltz about behind you.

>"How delightful... A human.. What a deliciously chaotic project."

 

>After a full day of doing fuck all but dodging the landlord you eventually fall asleep where you're lazy ass was sat.

>You toss and turn

>nightmares creeping into your head. Lodging and taking up residence.

>you lurch foward

>gasping for air.

>it's not for a few seconds that you realise your predicament..

>you're in the middle of a forest, with what looks like frankensteins Pet hovering over you.

>Head of a goat, a serpent like body covered in feathers. Limbs from several animals.

>NOPE

>Not sure what to feel, you go straight to denial.

"Time to wake up"

>The creature infront of you chuckles to itself as you punch yourself in the face.

"Fuck!? I thought dreams don't hurt?"

>"Oh.. *chuckles* ..Oh.Anon, This isn't a dream" It's grin reaching across it's whole face.

>So it can talk, It knows your name and from what you can tell, all this is real.

>Holy fuck you must be dead. You died and went straight to hell.

>can't say I'm surprised

>"No no, this isn't hell... Not for you anyway."

>Oh and it can read you're fucking mind. Great.

>"Anon Anon, Fear not, I'm not here to hurt you. Quite the opposite in fact."

>You get to your feet

>Even stood you come to about two thirds its height.

"Why am I here?"

>"I thought you looked like you could use some.... fun?" The grin widens.

 

>You seriously don't like where this is going

"explain..."

>"An explanation would be So... Boring, How about I show you?"

>He cackles a little bit. Before you can even blink he puts a finger to your head.

>Suddenly you're blinded by a multitude of colours, sounds and Memories.

>You fall to the ground, feeling the worst you've ever felt

>you resist the urge to throw up

>"Sooo Sorry about that" Still Grinning "But you'll be fine, now, tell me where you are"

"Equestria"

>"and Who am I?

"Discord"

>"and you know why you're here?"

"... To have fun."

>"WONDROUS!" Discord exclaims

>That was some sort of fucking download. Your mind is beaming with this new found knowledge.

>with a brilliantly bright light he teleports next to a tree

>Discord leans on the tree and it falls as if it were a cardboard cutout.

>He Falls with the tree in such a comedic fashion that forces you to laugh.

>He slumps up and you see stars doing laps around his head, This only makes you laugh harder.

>Ok, if this was his idea of fun, then you're in!

 

>you and discord spend the next couple of hours laughing at his ridiculousness.

>Turning clouds to cotten candy, and making them rain chocolate milk.

>Already you can tell that Discords a fun guy- Err.. Creature? fuck... bro to hang with.

>you're both rolling on the floor, laughing your ass' off.

>that's when it dawns on you that it's night and you've got no where to stay.

>You stop laughing and stand

"Discord, You're a real laugh"

>"Haha, thank you Anon. Might I add, You're not soo bad yourself" He seems genuine with that statement.

"Listen, It's late. I should really get back to..."

>fuck, admist all the fun, you forgot to ask all the importent questions

>Such as "am I stuck here?", "is this Another Dimension?", "Who else lives here?", "Why the fuck am I sinking"

>Wait, why the fuck am I sinking?

>you Look down to notice that discord as turned the ground beneath you to a thick liquid, it some what reminds you of custard.

>Terrified, you look up at him

>"Haaa haaa, anon! You should see the look on your face right now!" His hand covering his eyes.

"Ha-Fucking-Ha... now Get me out."

>With that he flys above you and throws you a Ladder.

>You grab a hold of the ladder and he flies up. You can't help but feel like a badass from an action film.

>Fuck! Stop getting distracted!

 

"Discord I need to go home to rest."

>He lowers the ladder low enough for you to get off and comes in for a landing.

>"Why would you ever want to leave? I thought we was having fun!?"

"We are, But i'm tired and I need to rest"

>Discord frowns and folds his arms.

>You don't let this discourage you.

"we can hang again tomorrow, although I need to sleep"

>His face seems to light up again

>"Very well Anon, I'll see you tomorrow"

>With a snap of his fingers fireworks go off all around you. One massive one flies high into the sky and is blindingly bright.

>When You regain your senses you're stood on top of you mattress with a glass of chocolate milk in your hand.

>You let out a little smile as you drink the milk.

>You collapse on the mattress tired as fuck.

>It didn't take long for you to fall asleep.

>The shadows, still dancing in your room.

 

 

>"This is simply wonderful. Anon is living beyond my expectations"

>"Oh... we'll have some fun alright..."

 

 

>You jump from your mattress with the sound of your door being banged on

>"ANON, I'M HERE TO COLLECT YOU MOTHER FUCKER"

>ohfuckohfuckohfuck

>that's the landlord, trying to kick his way into your "flat".

>you go to hold the door closed too late

>HOLY SHIT

>the landlord looks like a fucking serial killer. Eyes red and puffy. His pupils retracted to nearly pinprick size. Baseball bat in hand.

>"Oh hi anon, Have my money?" he says it with such malice you can tell you're about to get your ass handed to you.

"I.. Err, Well, Here's the Thing."

>You stumble over your words as you try to think of an excuse

>He goes into a blind rage and raises his bat

>beta as fuck

>you raise your left arm to protect your squishy form from the assualt

>You hear the loudest crack you're ever heard in your life as the baseball bat snaps your arm like a fucking twig

"FUUCK!"

>That one attack forces you to the ground, blood gushing from your arm.

>You curl up the best you can to protect yourself.

>The landlord is working you over with his bat as if you're a fucking pinata.

>He stops for a second to regain his breath. Looking over your mangled body.

>you look up to see him raise the bat above his head. Clearly for the final strike.

>"I'm about to die"

>you see the bat come flying down

>Suddenly you hear a loud *CRACK*

>Must be the sound of my skull.

>"Oh my god, Anon. What the hell happened!?"

>you look up to notice you're back in the woods with discord

>He looks distraught at the blood pouring from your arm.

"I.. He... FUCK.."

>You can hardly talk, the pain is seriously getting to you.

>Blackout.

 

>you start coming too again.

>First thing you notice is the lack of pain

>You look upon your body to notice... well, not a thing.

>Not a single scratch, bruise or broken bone.

>You also notice how you're in a nicely furnished bedroom, laying on a queen sized bed.

>Correction, Now I'm dead.

>"Wrong again anon"

>You look up around but can't see the source of the voice.

>With a crackle and a few light Discord appears at the foot of the bed.

"How the fuck?... What happened?"

>"I brought you back for more fabulous Nonsense and you where badly beaten. After stammering a bit you blacked out"

>He actually looks concerned

"How am I healed?"

>"I'm magic, Remember?"

"You healed me?"

>"Obviously, How else are we going to have some more fun?" He started grinning again.

>You process everything in your head for a moment

>Discord basically just saved your life.

>on top of that, he fixed you up good as well.

>This is the first time someone has actually cared enough to help you.

>You try your hardest not to tear up at how much of a bro Discord is to you right now.

"T-Thanks"

>Discord takes a bow

>it's only just come to your attention that you have no idea where you are.

"Where am I?"

>"This is your new home, I made it after you... departed yesterday. This way, We can "Hang-Out" for longer"

>donotfuckingcry

>You don't say anything, you sit there. blankly looking at Discord

 

>He notices and frowns

>"is it not.. satisfactory?"

"No, it's perfect. Besides, I need a new place to stay."

>He jumps like a little kid, clapping his hands.

>it gets a small laugh from you

>"I'll leave you to get better aquainted with you're new home. Tomorrow, the real fun begins. rest up!"

>With that, he's gone, with a snap of his fingers he dissapears in a explosion of candy.

>You start laughing as you get out of bed.

>Lets take a look around.

 

>Discord returns to his void

>He starts laughing maniacally

>"Oh poor poor Anon. If only you knew" The grin covers his whole face

>"You're preforming as I pull the strings"

>clutched in Discords had was a puppet of the landlord.

>"soon you'll be ready"

 

 

>You've been here a couple of weeks now, Equestria that is.

>just you and your bro Discord, fucking around with his magic.

>Magical High-jinks.

>It could have it's own reality show.

>Most of the time it just blew your fucking mind what Discord was capable of.

>You run towards Discord and go for a leap. You've been trying to catch him for the past couple of hours.

>Mid leap he snaps he fingers and a massive fan appears under you.

>It forces you up into the air. Feeling like a badass you try to do a flip and then promptly land on your face.

>Discord lets out a hearty laugh

>"You're going to have to try harder than that if you want to reach me!"

"maybe if you leveled the playing field and stopped using magic, I could!"

>Discord looks at you like you're a genius.

>It's like he just won the lottery on Christmas!

>He teleports next to you in an explosion of party streamers

>"Of course Anon! You're right, I SHOULD level the playing field!"

"Wait.. What?"

>"Hold still, This will only take a minute"

>He picks you up off the floor and places his entire hand on your forhead.

"Err.. What are you doi-"

>This doesn't feel natural

>You're overwhelmed with fear as you entire body feel like it's going to be crushed from the pressure

>The entire visual spectrum plays out infront of your eyes.

>You feel dizzy, sick.

"Le-Let me... G-Go!"

>"Nearly Finished" Discord is snickering at this point.

>Fuck, This is not good.

>"aaaaaandd done!"

"..yeah..."

>Cue another blackout

 

>"Come on Anon, get up! You're tougher than this!"

>Dirt naps, Not fun

"What the fuck Discord, Not cool"

>"You said you wanted to level the playing fields!"

"Yeah... Level the playing fields.. not to get knocked the fuck out."

>You pull yourself up and brush yourself off.

>you feel stronger, but nothing physically has changed

"so what did you do?"

>"I gave you a small portion of my magic." Discord dances as he say it.

"how... how the fuck does it work"

>"Simply think.. and it shall be so."

>you frown at discord, after what he just put you through he wish you had beer to sooth the mind.

>like a wizard the beer appears from a purple aura in your hand.

"Wha-!"

>you drop the beer to the ground in pure shock

>No fucking way you just made that appear

>you take a step back and think about the beer again.

>Another beer appears in your hand, this one you don't drop.

>consider my jimmies ruslted.

>While you're having a little break down at the seemingly god like powers given to you, Discord is holding back the laughter.

>You don't notice him tearing up from holding back the laughter.

>Finally Discord breaks your self obsessed freaking out, he snaps and all that can be heard is him laughing is ass off.

>fuck, it's almost loud enough to make you got def.

"Real fucking funny huh?"

>A Bucket of water appears above Discord and pours on him.

>Yeah, you did that. Feeling like a boss you take a few steps forward.

>He stops laughing for a split second, then Laughs even harder.

>his sides literally split off of him.

>God damn his laugh is infectious

>you're now laughing as well

 

>10 minutes of laughing go by

>You and Discord eventually calm down.

>"Anon, We're in for some scandalously good times."

"looks like it..."

>you spend the rest of the day fine-tuning your newly aquired power

>simple stuff

>Making it rain upwards, creating beers, walking on water (because fuck you jesus), learning how to levitate objects.

>all in all by the end of the day you're tired, Discord can see today has taken its toll.

>"well anon, I'll leave you to... rest up" as he said that he snapped his fingers and pajamas popped onto him.

"Yeah, see you later bro"

>with another snap of his fingers he's gone

>Whilst chuckling, you head to the house that Discord created for you.

>You jump straight into bed, Without hesitation you close your eyes and drift off.

>you must have been more tired than you thought, because you didn't even notice that discord was stood in the corner of the room.

>you didn't notice his grin, that same grin, the one he always has.

>He slithers up to you and gently places a finger on your head.

>He starts fumbling around in your mind, the chaos...

>You have nightmares, of unspeakable horrors.

>Discord is amazed, these horrors are not of his invention. He loves them.

>he starts slowly digging up the chaos from the bottom of your docile mind.

>"Marvelous..."

>he lifts the finger from your head and slowly drifts back into the corner of the room.

>Discord whispers "You will be my greatest tool..."

>With that, he is gone. Leaving you to your nightmares.