- Press the button when instructed.
- http://inception.davepedu.com/
- >Too epic in Equestria.
- >The door to your house slowly opens to reveal Fluttershy.
- >She holds a button in her hoof.
- >You turn to her from reading the paper.
- >The paper drops from your hands.
- "What are you doing?"
- >"What I should have done since the day you rejected me. If I push this button, one of us dies."
- "Bullshit."
- >"Well then I guess you're probably wondering why that last cheeto tasted so strange aren't you?"
- "...what?"
- >"I inserted a chip in that one. A chip that has a 50/50 chance to explode like a stick of dynamite if I press this button."
- [Press it.]
- >A few drops of sweat roll down your face.
- "W-What?"
- >"You heard me."
- >She brings her hoof closer to the button.
- [Press it.]
- >"Don't try to run, this has incredible range."
- "Alright what do you want?!"
- >"Have sex with me and I won't press it."
- "N-Never!"
- >She puts her hoof on the button.
- [Press it.]
- "Alright! I'll..."
- >No...
- >You can't do this...
- >That's Fluttershy!
- >Everything you've done so far was to stop her from winning.
- >There's not a chance in hell you're going to give in now.
- "I'LL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH YOU."
- >You close your eyes and accept your fate.
- >She pushes the button.
- [Press it.]
- >A loud crack noise is heard and when you open your eyes you don't see Fluttershy anymore.
- >And there's blood everywhere.
- >Well shit.
- >At least you aren't,
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- [And again because it sounds so cool.]
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