- Swift, you forgot the seventh one!
- I thought it was obvious.
- >The girls have just got done doing a song.
- >You stand there watching the bats eat everything.
- "Ladies, I have an idea."
- ...
- >A stage has been built in Sweet Apple Acres.
- >Musical instruments have been set up.
- >Twilight prepares her multiplication spell.
- >You nod to Rainbow on the base guitar.
- >Then to AJ on the drums.
- >Rarity has a tiny triangle.
- >Pinkie is on the mic.
- >You finish tying Fluttershy down.
- >It's for her own good.
- "Ladies! If we do this we should summon him!"
- >You grab the electric guitar and then you start.
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MLp7YNTznE
- >In a spark of black and purple in the middle of the stage, Ozzy Osbourne appears.
- >Twilight uses her multiplication spell on him.
- >Thousands of Ozzys run around biting off the bats heads while Fluttershy screams and cries.
- >All as you play Crazy Train.
- >When you finish the song, all of them disappear.
- >All of the bats have been taken care of.
- >Fluttershy is still sobbing.
- >You nod to Applejack.
- >She gives you sultry look.
- >"Thank ya kindly for helping me get rid of them vermin... How could I repay you?"
- "Heh."
- >You walk with Applejack through the bloody fields back to the barn to have sweaty pony sex all day.
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