- >Layers in Equestria
- >You are walking up to Twilight's for a party
- >She can't try to rape you in a crowd of ponies right?
- >Spike stands there with the door open
- >He nods to you as you walk in
- >Pinkie takes you by the arm and dances you through the party to the food table
- >"Pig out Nonny!"
- >She dives back into the crowd of ponies
- >Twilight sits on one side of the food table, next to the salad bowl
- >You walk over to her and see that she's reading a book
- >At a party.
- >What.
- Hey Twilight, don't you want to dance or party?
- >She looks up
- >"O-oh um...no."
- >Oh right...she's socially awkward
- >Also, a rapist
- >Your rapist to be exact
- >Milk this opportunity Anon...milk it...
- Come on. we're dancing.
- >"...no."
- >You grab her by the hoof and she doesn't resist
- >You pull her to the dance floor and start bustin moves on her
- >She just awkwardly nods to the beat of the song
- >You accidentally slap her horn
- >Twilight's eyes sparkle
- >Then she starts dancing like a fucking retard
- What...what are you doing?
- >"I'm imagining you pounding me right now...that's how you dance right?"
- Wh...what? No...that's not how you...ugh...dumbass.
- >She blushes and backs away from the crowd of ponies on the dance floor
- >She goes back to reading on her chair
- >Your stomach growls so you stop bustin moves and head back over to the food table
- >You go to the salad bowl
- >Twilight smiles at you looking in the bowl
- >"I made it myself Anon."
- >You look in it with a confused look on your face
- Where are the onions?
- >"Onions are nasty..."
- >A loud crash happens at that moment and the smell of rank onions fills the room
- >You turn and see Shrek towering over the ponies
- >"I came ogre as quick as possible-"
- >He points at Twilight
- >"No one insults onions..."
- >He steps towards her
- >"IT'S OGRE FOR YOU!"
- >He lunges at her and tackles her to the ground
- >Then he pulls out his fat orge dick and cockslaps her, knocking her unconscious
- >He stands and looks at you
- >Then he pulls out an onion and holds it to you with a nod
- >You grab it and he turns to leave
- >But Twilight's aura surrounds him and holds him up
- >"It's not ogre yet!"
- >He rips a huge noxious fart in her face and she falls to the ground
- >Shrek turns and looks at her
- >Then he looks at you
- >"It's all ogre now."
- >In a green onion smelling mist, he whisps out the window
- >You move Twilight with your foot
- >She's dead
- >She should have checked herself
- >You nudge her again
- >Before she shreked herself
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The Party (Shrek)
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