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The Market (Shrek)

By: Swift_M0nkey on Mar 3rd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.04 KB  |  hits: 67  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day onions in Equestria
  2. >You are at the market when a familiar sound hits your ears
  3. >You turn and see Fluttershy looking up at you
  4. >"H-hey Anon...are random musical outbursts your fetish?"
  5. What does that ev-
  6. >She bursts out into song and then so do all the other ponies
  7. >You stand there in shock that this is actually happening
  8. >Fluttershy accidentally knocks over a bag of onions
  9. >They hit the ground and one breaks
  10. >Suddenly the smell of onions is far greater now
  11. >And it keeps getting stronger
  12. >Fluttershy looks around confused as to why all the ponies stopped singing and dancing
  13. >They all stare behind you
  14. >You turn around and see Shrek looking down at you
  15. >"Party time is ogre...who broke the onion?"
  16. >You point to Fluttershy
  17. >He walks up to her and smashes her face against the ground
  18. >Ponies run away screaming as her slams his fat ogre dick in her ass
  19. >She screams out in pain and pleasure
  20. >You grab what you came here for, the onions, and head back home
  21. >She should have checked herself
  22. >You look back
  23. >Before she shreked herself