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Due to technical difficulties, I could not get the following stories on to pastebin when I posted them on the threads.
So this is all of them that I have done in that time period.
>Disregard every third line in Equestria
>You wake up and look outside
>But there is no outside, and you are a box
>The doorbell rings and you head downstairs to answer it
>You open the door and Fluttershy stands there with a shirt on that says "Gimmie dat dock!"
>The sun becomes thousands of times brighter and melts everything instantly
>"Hey Anon, are rampaging bulls your fetish?"
>Before you can answer her, a bull breaks through your wall and stares at you
>Shit begins dripping from the faucet in the kitchen
>It snorts and drags it's leg back three times, scratching the floor
God damn it I just got that new floor yesterday!
>Celestia appears and bucks you in the crotch, shattering your pelvis and sending you flying back
>It charges at you and you jump to the side
>You grab the pillow on the couch and prepare to use it to lead away the bull when it charges again
>Fluttershy smacks the pillow away, stares into your eyes, and says: "You're a faggot, Harry."
>The bull turns around and charges again
>You throw the pillow at it and scream because you don't know how to fucking do that shit
>It stops inches before your face, fuming with rage and then starts erotically licking you like Fluttershy that one time she got drunk
>You run out the back door as it chases you
>You run into the town and ponies dive out of the way of the human being chased by this mad bull and (dripping with juices as she watches) Fluttershy
>The bull runs into a stand of tomatoes and brutally massacres the pony there
>The bull catches up to you and flips you onto his back
>You grab onto it's horns to try to steer it
>It turns it's head 180 degrees around to face you and a wicked smile stretches across it's face as it's eyes go black and it happily says to you: "I'm gonna rape your family."
>When you pull to the left both horns crack off and it falls over in pain
>You jump off it before it falls over to avoid being crushed while Fluttershy lands next to you looking angry
>"Did you frame Roger Rabbit?!"
>"Why did you hurt him?!"
If you haven't guessed already, that's not my fetish.
>Down the street, a carriage crashes into Twilight's tree
>"You're so mean!"
>She turns to the bull
>"Let's go rape his family."
>"Are you okay Mr. Bull?"
>"Yes..."
Hold on three nickels and a can of juice, potatoes don't grow on trees!
Whoa wait a minute it can talk?!
>"Yeah you fucking asshole."
>He bucks you in the leg, smashing your knee backwards
Sorry...I didn't know.
>"Fuck you."
>And so he did. All night long
>You walk away feeling like crap
>All because of
A bucket of shit...
Fucking Fluttershy...
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>What am I doing with my life in Equestria
>You awake in the middle of the day to the sound of knocking on your door
>Roll off the couch and faceplant on the floor
>Then you speed upstairs and take a shit, shave your face, shower, and get dressed in ten seconds flat
>Because you are Anon
>The fastest being in the universe!
>You quickly open the door and Fluttershy is floating there
>"Wanna make a bet?"
Depends. What is it?
>"If I can do something faster than you today, then you have to have sex with me. Deal?"
>You stroke your chin in deep thought
If I when, what do I get?
>"I won't come over for the next month."
>She seems confident...
Fine. You're on.
>...
>She's brought you to Sweet Apple Acres
>Rainbow is with you guys
>"For round one, you must race to the barn!"
You're pretty stupid Fluttershy.
>She sticks her tongue out to you
>Rainbow holds a whistle
>"On your mark..."
>You bend down
>"Get set..."
>She blows the whistle and you take off speeding through the fields of trees
>You get to the barn in seconds and have a nice meal cooked by Granny Smith while you wait for Shy
>A few minutes later, Fluttershy comes flying out of there fast and stops when she sees you eating apple pie
Hey!
>You wave to her and she falls over panting
>You're now in SugarCube Corner
>Rainbow speaks
>"For the second round, it is a speed eating competition!"
>One cherry pie is put in front of each of you
>Shit...you're still pretty full from Granny Smith's amazing meal...
>"Go!"
>Fluttershy slams her head into the pastry and begins devouring it
>You scoop up handfulls at a time and shove them into your mouth
>This is messy as hell
>After a few scoops you can't take it anymore and are about to quit
>When Fluttershy pulls her head away from the clean plate
>Rainbow holds up her hoof
>"We have a winner!"
>Some ponies look over at you confused
>"It looks like you're tied! Well I guess that means no pony wins."
>You all leave the place and Rainbow goes home
>When you're about to walk into your house, Fluttershy stops you
>"Hey it was fun."
I guess...
>You hold your stomach
>"High hoof!"
>She puts a hoof up and you bump it
>"Down low!"
>She puts the hoof down and you go to bump it
>But she pulls away
>You stare at your all alone hand and realize what has just happened
>Sweat begins forming on your forehead
>Fluttershy flies up to your ear and whispers
>"Too...slow..."
>Guess tonight you'll be
>Fucking Fluttershy
Based off of:
http://resource.mmgn.com/Gallery/normal/Too-slow-sonic-1041428.jpg
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>Just another day in Equestria
>You are reading the Pony Post when your window shatters
What the fuck?
>You put down the paper and go to see what caused it
>There is a brick there
>Written on it in black chalk it reads
>"Need window repair? Come to the cottage on the hillside of the outskirts of Ponyville."
>Wow...
>Fluttershy is really getting desperate for your dick
>Seriously...
>You put the brick on the table and sit on the couch to finish reading the paper
>There is a knock on the door
Oh for fucks sake.
>You put the paper back down again and go to open the door
Hello Fluttershy what do you want?
>"Oh goodness! What happened to your window?"
>areyoufuckingserious.jpg
>She runs in past you
>"Let me fix that right up."
>You shake your head and sit back down to read the paper
>Fluttershy begins humming a tune
>You look over your paper and she's swaying her flabby ass as she...glues the pieces to the frame of the window...
Fluttershy what the fuck are you doing?
>She turns to you with a smile
>"Fixing your window of course..."
>She bends down a little more and you see her clit poke out
>For the third time today, you put your paper down on the table
Okay, stop this. You do not know how to fix a window, now get out of my house.
>"But Anon-"
>As she says this she turns around, knocking over the brick on the table with her tail
>The brick lands on your foot, smashing your pinky toe
AHH SHIT!
>You stand up and grab your foot which causes you to fall over off balance
>You fall onto the table which breaks as you land on it, sending shards of wood into your back
>You look over to Fluttershy as she stares in horror and shock of what she has just done
Fuck...you...Fluttershy...
>The world fades to black
>You awake to the sound of a constant beep noise
>When opening your eyes you find yourself in a hospital
>Fluttershy is right there smiling at you
>"Hey...you're awake!"
Sadly...
>She smiles at you and you frown at her
>"Oh come on...don't you want to turn that frown upside down?"
Don't you want to put that smile in denial?
>You both glare at each other for a few seconds
>A nurse pony walks in
>"Oh...am I interrupting?"
>You both look to her
No. When can I leave?
>"Well you have a broken toe and some cuts and bruises on your back, but you should be fine to leave now."
Great.
>You turn to stand and realize again your toe is broken by applying pressure to it
>Brain, y u no remember things said five seconds ago?
SHIT.
>"Are you okay?"
>The nurse pony says as she puts a hoof on your shoulder
>You look at her to speak but are at a loss of words
>She's fucking gorgeous
>She blushes when she sees your eyes trail down her side
>Fuck everything
>You grab her by the flanks and she lets out an eep
>Then you pull off the clothing she has on and move her in postion to fuck
>She doesn't resist
>And you had sex with her
>Right in front of
>Fucking Fluttershy
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>You walk past a bench in the park that used to have fillies playing and having fun
>Ponies used to walk these streets
>They were the nicest creatures you had ever met
>Wiped away from the planet in merely a week
>They had it all
>Nice lives
>Good homes
>They were untimely ripped from the womb of life
>Some kind sickness had spread throughout the ponykind...
>It eats at their insides
>But not randomly
>The virus eats through their body, avoiding their vital organs until there is nothing left
>It is truly a painful way to go out
>You had the best of friends
>Your friends loved you and you loved them
>There was Twilight
>The adorkable one with the slight obsessive compulsive disorder
>Pinkie Pie
>The one that just wanted to have fun but was a little bi-polar
>There was Rarity
>The generous seamstress with a tiny obsession for the most perfect things
>Rainbow Dash
>The most loyal mare you have met here with an ego two times to large for her
>Applejack
>The honest and trustworthy one that was a workaholic
>And Fluttershy
>The kindest mare of them all
>She wanted your love
>She may not have tried to do it the best way, but she truly loves you
>And you turned her down again and again
>A cough comes from a nearby alleyway
>You turn towards it
>Fluttershy is leaning up against the wall there
>You approach her and she looks up at you with a weak smile
Fluttershy...
>She coughs violently for a few minutes
>"Hey Anon..."
>Her voice is scratchy
>You wrap her in a hug
>She tries to move her arms but she cannot
>When you let go she falls back to the wall
>You see tears swelling in her eyes
>"Anon...I love you..."
>You pull out your revolver
>She looks at it and closes her eyes with a smile
>You raise it to her head
>And pull the trigger
>As you dig the seventy fifth hole, a tear runs down your face
>You are Anonymous
>Sole survivor of the plague
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>Stop all the fighting in Equestria
>You're walking down the street and Fluttershy comes flying up next to you
>"Hey Anon is fighting your fetish?"
Wha-
>She cracks you in the jaw, knocking you to the ground
>You sit up and stare at her dazed
>She takes your expression as one of overcoming lust and approaches you
>She bucks you in the face, shattering a few of your teeth and making them fly out of your mouth
>Then as you're laying on th ground writing in pain, she slams a hoof down onto your chest
>You cry out in pain as she repeatedly stomps this on spot until the rib cracks
>Then she lets up and sits on your chest
>You breath deep and try to hold back the tears
>You are still a man...and real men don't cry
>When you raise your head your eyes meet hers
>She punches you in the breadbasket, winding you
>Then she jumps off you and bucks at your body
>You cannot breath
>Literally no air is coming into your lungs as she beats you on the ground
>She hops off of you when no more groans of terror can come from your mouth
>She flips you on your back and then pulls out your dick
>You cannot move because everything hurts so bad
>You're forced to watch as Fluttershy has sex with you
>When she cums, she pulls off of you and squirts in your face, a little getting in your eye
>It burns
>"See ya tomorrow Anon!"
>She trots away happily
>You crawl back home and get into bed
F-Fucking F-Fluttershy...
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>Day forever in Equestria
>Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
>Grab a porn mag head to the bathroom gonna rub this stiffy
>When you cum take a shower cause you smell like dick
>Then finish your shower and don't dare take a shit
>A knock on the door breaks your internal rhyming
Damn.
>You head downstairs
>Open the door
>Jump off the floor
>Shy is now a fucking dinosaur
>She towers above your house with her head peering into your door at you as you sit on your ass on the floor afraid for your life
Fluttershy what the fuck?!
>"So dinosaurs aren't your fetish?"
FUCK NO!
>There is a bright light
Flash! Ahhhh!
>When you can see again, Fluttershy is back to normal standing next to Twilight
>Great, both of your rapists and part time fetish guessers are here
>And apparently guesser is a word
>Just found that out
>But back to the story
>Twilight steps forward
>"We'd like to bring you to a party at Pinkie's place. You up for it?"
Hmmm...will you both be there?
>They nod
>Damn Anon think here for a second
>Another shot at dat Pinkie poosay and risk being raped...
>Or another day spent all alone on the ponywebs
>Specifically 4pone, /mlh/, where they worship you as a god
>But sometimes it gets creepy...
Okay, I'll come.
>...
>After an awkward ten minutes of walking extrememly close to your two rapists, you arrive at Pinkie's place
>She opens the door and lets you in
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLVjQ8f_d20&t=0m10s
>Music is playing and you head over to the punch bowl where Rarity is
>You pick up the ladel and a cup and are about to pour it in there when you see Gummy sitting in it
>You slowly put the ladel back down in the bowl and turn away
>Pinks is pretty weird
>But you hear she's the only pony in town that's still a virgin
>Well besides Twilight
>Hell, Flutterweirdo has had sex already
>Even though it was a bear
>You shudder at the memory of seeing that
>Anyway, Pinkie is probably really tight
>And you do frequent the pony folk
>All except the stallions
>You aint gay nigga dafuq is wrong wit chu?
>Pinkie turns off the music
>"It's game time!"
>You all sit in a circle, of course positioning you in between Fluttershy and Twilight
>"Okay let's play spin the bottle!"
>Perfect! This is just what you want-
>"Truth or dare edition!"
>Fuck.
>She spins the bottle and the end points to Rarity
>Rarity then spins it again and it lands on Rainbow Dash
>"Rainbow truth or dare?"
>Asks Rarity
>"Obviously dare!"
>Rainbow says as she struts an unneeded pose
>"I dare you to...drink all of the hot sauce."
>Rainbow looks over to the hot sauce bottle
>You all know how she gets when she has anything spicy
>It's not good
>You look at Rarity and she's grinning devilishly
>Rainbow slowly brings the bottle back over
>She pops open the lid and recoils at the smell
>It even burnt your nose from over here
>That's some spicy shit right there
>Rainbow is shaking with fear
>"O-Okay...here w-we go..."
>She puts the bottle to her lips and clamps her eyes shut
>Then holds it up and you watch as all of the sauce is drained from the bottle and she swallows
>You're all staring at her amazed
>Shit you wouldn't have been able to do that
>She stares at all of you
>"I need...something to drink..."
>Rarity gives her a glass of water and you continue to play
>Ponko spins again and the neck of the bottle points to Fluttershy
>No...
>"Yay."
>Shy spins the bottle
>It slowes as it turns towards you
>No no no...
>It stops at Twilight
>Thank merciful Odin...
>"Twilight...truth or dare?"
>Fluttershy says while putting a hoof near your ass and with a wink
>Son of a bitch
>You smack her hoof away
>"Dare."
>Replies Twilight
>Fluttershy giggles
>"I dare you...to give Anon a blowjob."
>All of the other ponies gasp and stare at you
>Their eyes trail down your body to your crotch
>Pinkie has her head slightly tilted and looks amused
I'm not doing that. No way I'm letting you.
>Hey head, meet floor
>Is what Twilight's magic said to you
>Then she magics off your pants and begins to somehow harden your dick with only the power of magic
>Fucking magic
>She then brings her head down onto your dick as the others watch in awe
>It feels fucking amazing, and she's milking you for it
>She isn't dragging this out as long as you thought
>You feel yourself coming close when Rainbow gasps and stands
>All of you look at her
>And her legs begin to shake
>Pinkie runs over and opens the door
>"DO IT OUTSIDE!"
>Rainbow shoots outside and you all hear plopping sounds mixed with wet fart noises
Nope.
>Your dick goes soft immediately
>Twilight tries everything she can but shit is just not your liking
>She gives up
>"Sorry..."
>Fluttershy smiles as you put your fucking clothes back on
I hate you.
>"Love you too Anon."
Shut up Flutters.
>Rainbow comes back in looking better
>Pinkie spins the bottle again
>The neck stops at herself and she smiles
>Then she spins it again and it slows to a stop at you
>This is it...
>"Anon. Truth or dare."
Dare.
>You want that ponka poosay so bad
>She looks around and her eyes stop on Spike
>Shit
>She looks back to you
>"I dare you and Spike to fight."
>She's so damn childish
What?
>"You heard me! That's the rules of the game."
>Spike stands and walks over to you
We aren't really going to do this a-
>He punches you right in the face
>The nose to be exact
>Oooos and laughs are had around
>You grab your nose and stand up
I can't fight him! He's a baby dragon!
>Twilight pauses from laughter to speak
>"But if you don't then you got beat by a baby!"
>Spike kicks you in the shin
FUCK!
>You're grabbing your nose and shin hopping around trying to stay balanced
>He kicks the back of your other knee
>You fall to the ground
>He's over top of you when you turn around
Man...can we please not...I don't want to hurt you.
>He calls forth the biggest loogie in history
>And spits it on your face
>It is silent as you stare at him
I'm going to fucking kill you.
>You wipe the nasty shit off your cheek and grab him by the face
>Slam him onto the ground and punch on his stomach over and over
>He bites your hand, making you let go
>Then he tries to tail whip you
>But you grab it and swing him around
>Mutha fuckin dragon throw nigga!
>You let go and he flies into the wall
>He struggles to stand
>You run over and punch him straight in the face
>He falls over instantly
>Everyone is silent
Stupid kids.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8Oa9UlZzME
>They all stare at you confused and amazed but also scared
>Twilight runs over to him and looks back at you
>"He...no...you monster!"
>Oh shit
>All the ponies glare at you
>Except for Fluttershy
>She is looking away
>Almost to forget that just happened
>You are thrown to the wall with magic
>Royal guards are summoned
>There is no trial because this is a dictatorship
>Straight to the dungeon to serve 2 life sentences
>Fucking Twilight being a damn god's pupil
>At least you don't have to deal with
>Fucking Fluttershy
>As you lay in your cell on the forth day, the door opens
>It's too dark to see anything so you call out
What did you do?
>"Murdered all the animals."
>The pony steps closer and you can see
Fluttershy?!
>She smiles and latches onto your waist
>"Now we can be here together forever!"
AAAAHHHHH!
>Fucking Fluttershy
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>Massive insane and randomness in Equestria
>You wake up in the morning and jump out of bed
Today is a FUCKING brilliant day!
>Waltz over to the bathroom and swing open the door
>"SUPRISE MOTHA FUCKA!"
>Rarity is there with a bat
>She swings it up in between your legs
UGH!
>You fall over to the ground in pain
JESUS FUCK...
>She squees with joy and drags you down the stairs
>Your chin hits
>EVERY
>FUCKING
>STAIR
>She throws you on the couch
>"We're going to have fun Anon..."
>She approaches you smiling wildly
No....NOOOOO!
>...
>You're tied to the couch sitting as Rarity tries on different outfits and takes them off seductively
>You should have seen this coming
>She does something like this every few days
>She's fucking crazy bro
>"What about this one darling?"
>She's wearing a purple and green dress with a dark black outline between them
Eh.
>She bends down and you see her clit winking
>"I love it when you help me decide what's fashionable..."
>She rubs herself a little
Fucking kill me...
>There is a knock on the door
>"Well it seems we have a visitor. Keep quiet now."
>She puts a spell on your mouth and it closes it, silencing you
>Rarity slips off the clothes and walks over to open it
>It's Twilight with Spike on her back
>"Hey Rarity. What are you doing here?"
>"Oh you know just hanging out with Anonymous...haha...yes."
>Spike gazing happily into her eyes
>He looks past Rarity and sees you
>You struggle to tell him you're trapped
>But he looks angrily at you
>Oh damn it
>He thinks you and Rarity...
>"What's Anon doing tied up?"
>Twilight asks questioningly
>Rarity clears her throat
>"Well that's easy to explain actually. We are dating, and he wanted to try something a little new."
>Spike is glaring at you and smoke is coming from his nostrils
>You're shaking your head as hard and fast as you can
>Rarity holds it still with magic when Twilight looks again
>Damn it
>"Oh...my..."
>Twilight says while blushing
>"We'll just get on out of you two lovebird's way then."
>Spike drags a claw across his throat while staring daggers at you
>They leave
>Rarity sighs and takes off the magic
>"Let us continue onto part two of our 'date' Anonymous!"
>She giggles and pats her hooves on the ground like a school filly
>Then she runs over to the window and shuts the blinds
>And grabs a record from the rack and puts it on the player
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6QZn9xiuOE
>You spend the rest of the day unwillingly
>Fucking Rarity
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>An adorable day in Equestria
>You are sitting on your couch reading the Poni-Poni Post when there's a knock at the door
>Put the paper down and head over to the door
>Open it and see the CMC holding bags over their bodies
>Inside them you can see various candy bars
>"Hello Anon, would'ja like ta buy some candy?"
>Asks Applebloom
I'm sorry girls...I don't have any bits.
>Scootaloo's leg twitches and kicks behind her
>Sweetie Bell turns to her and whispers something
>Then she turns back around
>"We'll give you the first one free!"
>Applebloom and Scootaloo nod along with her, all of them beaming at you
Aw...how sweet of you.
>Scootaloo holds up a bar of candy and you take it
>Unwrap it and look at it
>It's chocolate
>You eat it up in a few seconds and smile down at them
Thank you girls!
>"H-Hey Anon..."
>Sweetie says
Yeah?
>"Will you walk us back to the clubhouse?"
Okay.
>You set off alongside them
>When you enter the trees of sweet apple acres, you start to feel...weird
>The ground seems to be moving under you and the trees are swaying all around
What...what's goin on?
>Scootaloo licks her lips
>"It's working!"
Hehehe...what's working?
>You poke her nose
>Butterflies fly out of it and you watch them fly away
>"What...we put all of it in that candy bar!"
>Screams Sweetie, making that adorable crack in her voice
>You pick her up and give her a hug
>She pushes off of you and lands
>You are Sweetie Bell
>The drugs you got from Zecora that were supposed to make Anon fall asleep are just making him...weird
>He walks around in circles smiling and humming to himself
What do we do girls?
>Scootaloo walks up to him
>"Anon!"
>He stops and looks down at her
>"Pick me up!"
>He does so
>"Now kiss me!"
>Well that was straight forward
>She is dropped immediately and Anon speaks
>"Heh...yeah right little dude."
>He walks on towards the clubhouse
>Maybe he'll go in there so you can pin him down
>You all want what you hear other ponies have felt
>Think it was...a peenus?
>Yeah
>It's supposed to feel really good
>Somehow...
>You all continue to follow Anon to the clubhouse, where he walks up the stairs and closes the door behind himself
>There is a click noise
Applebloom...
>She gulps
Why did you install a lock?!
>You try to push on the door but it won't move
>Then you use your magic on the doorknob
>It doesn't move either
I can't believe...Anon has locked himself...IN OUR OWN FRIKIN CLUBHOUSE!
>Applebloom gasps
>"Sweetie Bell! That's a curse word!"
>...
>Why is this your life?
>You are Anon
>Or are you?
>You're chilling in this clubhouse
>You've sort of sobered up
>Not entirely though
>The tiny bugs fly around in the air and you hear a tap on the window
>You look at it and see Applebloom there
>She's looking sadly at you
>You walk over and open the window
What's got you down in the dumps?
>"Oh you know...the girls left me to stay and wait for you to come out..."
>She stares blankly at you for a few seconds
>Then she smiles wide
>"Hey! You're out!"
I guess so...
>You crawl out of the window
>"Uhh...why didn't you just use the door?"
There was a door? Oh man I'm really hungry...
>You walk down the stairs of the clubhouse and Applebloom jumps on your shoulders
>She's rubbing herself on your neck
>You pick her off your neck
If you wanted to hug you should have just said so girl!
>You snuggle da fuck outta that bitch.
>Bitches love snuggles.
>You get bored of hugging her whiles she attempts to rub herself on you without you realizing
>So you blow raspberries on her belly
>She giggles each time you do it, making you laugh also
>"Applebloom!"
>You both turn and see Sweetie Bell
>She looks pissed
What's wrong Sweets?
>She huffs
>"I told you not to call me that. Applebloom what do you think you're doing with Anon all by yourself?! Anon, I want you to rut me!"
>Huh...so rut must mean cuddle
>That makes so much sense now
>Scootaloo zooms by on her scooter and stops
>"YEAH! I want a turn!"
Now now ladies, there's enough cuddles to go around.
>You scoop the other two up and bear hug all of them while walking back into town
>Rarity sees you and walks up
>"Aw how cute Anon! Did you find them like that?"
>You look down and see that all of them are passed out
>Whoops
>That wasn't a bear hug
>That was a choke hold
Heh...yes. At the clubhouse. Here you go.
>You hand her Sweetie and she thanks you
>After looking down to the other two fillies sleeping in your arms, you head to Sweet Apple Acres
>Granny Smith thanks you for returning Applebloom with a fresh apple pie
>You ate the shit outta that pie
>You love you some pie
>As you walk back into town, you see Rainbow
Hey Bow!
>She turns and blushes a little at the name
>She bet you couldn't give her a girlish nickname
>You totally won that blowjob
>She swoops down
>"Hey Anon, what's up."
I have Scootaloo here...
>You hold her up to Bow
And I haven't the slightest idea where she lives.
>"I'll take her...she lives with me."
>This blows your mind completely and she takes off to her cloud house
>You go back home because it's sunset now
>And get into bed with a smile
>Today was a nice day
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>Anon is in Equestria
>You wake up to the sound of a cannon firing
AAAHHHHH!
>Pinkie and Fluttershy are there with guess what, a fucking cannon
>"Rude awakenings from sleep aren't your fetish?"
>Asks Fluttershy
>...
>She's so fucking stupid
That's not even a fetish!
>Pinkie hangs her head and walks out of your room
>Fluttershy follows after her
>Now that you're up, you stand and head into the bathroom to complete your morning routine
>Shit on the shave while showering
>Wait wait no
>Shave in the shit while showering
>No no hold on...
>Shower and shave then shit?
>That's not it...
>Oh wait a minute!
>After a few failed attempts and a lot of clean up, you finally complete your routine the right way
>Shit shower and then shave
>That's how you do it
>Afterwards you get clothed and head downstairs
>It's pitch black here
>In the morning?
>What?
>You take a step and the lights flash on
>"GET HIM!"
>In a matter of seconds you're on the ground with about 10 mares surrounding you all drooling
>You can't move
Let me go!
>"Meow."
>Wat
Wat.
>It's about that time that you noticed one of these mares was actually a white and tiny feline from Rarity's place
>Opal
>Stupid fucking cat
>She's still drooling
>Bleh...catsex...nooooo
>Twilight smiles creepily down at you
>"We're going to have a lot of fun with you Anon...Fluttershy! Prepare the destructor!"
>Fluttershy yells back from far away
>"Preparing the destructor!"
>The roof to your house folds out and the sun shines inside
What the fuck is going on?!
>You are turned around to your stomach and your ass is put in the air
>The sky becomes darker
>You turn and look up
OH MY FUCKING CHRIST!
>A huge dildo with Nicolas Cage's face on it is rocketting down to you
>It's chomping it's teeth
>What is wrong with this world?
>It misses you and hits the wall
>Keeps on chomping and eats through the ground until all is left is a hole down
>A tiny light comes from it
>The light begins growing and then is sucked back in
>In a deafening screech, a blinding light, and a unbearable heat, everything is wiped away
>Except the ten of you
>All inside of a bubble Twilight has made
>She lets go of the bubble and you see the devastation the massive dildoCage nuke has caused
>Nothing is left, and if it is it's a pony or two that limp around with their flesh showing
>Like some fucking zombies or something
>You stand, no longer under the influence of Twilight's magic
I don't...I don't even...
>They are all speechless too
>Guess they didn't think that a huge Nicolas missle would do this much damage
>As they are distracted, you creep away to the nearest standing building
>Which was on one hand, lucky because it is close
>But the other hand, fucking terrible
>Because there's a whole bunch of zombie freaks here
>One looks to you
>"Hey Anon! How're you!"
>She says with a scraggly voice
DIE ZOMBIE SCUM!
>You whip off your leather belt and crack her in the neck, sending her over writhing in pain
>Guess that really is their flesh showing then...hmmm
>Oh whatever, you need to find better shelter before the massive rape party comes searching for you again
>You take off to the most secure building you know
>Fluttershy's super not so secret rape fallout shelter
>Just in case there was going to be a war she could lock you up in there to experiment sexually on you until it was over
>Crazy fucking bitch actually tried it too
>You shudder at the memory of how many peanuts she got...inside...
>But enough of the nutty humor, on with the plot!
>You come to the rape vault located under the backside of Fluttershy's hill that leads to her cottage
>But it seems there is a problem
>There's a combination lock
Shit...
>Think think think...what would Fluttershy use as a lock number?
>Hmm...her birthdate?
>You try it and it's nothing
>Wait Anon you're trying to think in the mind of your rapist here
>You put in your birthdate
>Doesn't work
What the fuck is it?!
>Wait wait a second...
>You put in the day you came here
>It clicks open
Fuck yeah...
>You walk in and close the vault door behind you
>A single light hangs from the celing and illuminates the room
How does electricity even work anymore?
>Shrug it off and go over to the refrigerator in the back
>Because you didn't even get to eat any fucking breakfast before this madness happened
>You open it and see a rotten apple
>It looks absolutely terrible
>But you're really hungry man...you should at least smell it
>Oh god why are you doing this
>Holding it in your hand you take a whiff of it
>And throw up immediately
UGHHHH! WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT?!
>There is a bang noise
>You turn away from the vomit to look at the vault door
>With another bang, the vault door moves again
>You hear voices on the other side of it
>Some talking about rape
>One is meowing
>Shit
>They caught up to you
>Fuck fuck fuck
>Wait...
>You turn to the cabinet
>Flutters kept all her stuff in there...
>...
>Twilight blasts the door down and all ten of them come inside
>They cannot see a thing since you shattered the lightbulb
>After a few moans and screams, Twilight shines her horn in the room lighting it up
>They look at you with two black slimy eels taped to the top of one forearm, a whip in the other hand, and a cattle prod attached to your crotch by a strap
>Then they look at the moaning Rarity and Pinkie on the ground, covered in their own juices
>Twilight is about to speak when you flick the whip, catch Lyra in the neck, and bring her back to you
Everybody stay the fuck still, and she won't get violated!
>They do as you hold her captive and slowly exit the vault
>You cattle thrust her and throw her vibrating body into the mud
>Dip the fuck out of there
>Ghoul ponies stay out of your way as you run through the town
>You stop in an alleyway apparently undamaged by the explosion that almost occured in your anus
>You look down to the monster you have become
>And feel somewhat strong from it...
>Hell, you faught off your rapists when they banded together
>All ten of them
>You are...a superhero...
>You climb a fire exit to the roof of a building and look down at the awful rest of the town
I am...Anon...the defender of all that will be raped...and this is MY town.
>A cluster of ponies approaches the building and look up
>One meows
>GOD DAMN IT THAT'S A CAT! BRAIN STOP FORGETTING THAT
What do you want?!
>Colgate holds up a toothpaste tube
>She says nothing, just does that
...what?
>In a purple blur, you are thrown to the ground
>You stand to your feet with a groan
Shit...that hurt...
>Before you stands Twilight, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Colgate, and Mrs. Cake with Opal on her back
>A skeleton rolls between you as to signal the start of the fight for your life
>Rainbow zooms at you and you double eel punch her vagoo, she is cum on double insertion and falls over
>1 down
>Applejack and Fluttershy step to the side as Mrs. Cake and Opal stand there glaring at you
>Twilight is glowing her horn
>Mrs. Cake and Opal charge at you
>Mrs. Cake gets a taste of the electric rod to the juggular and falls over shaking
>Oh shit bro hold on is she okay?
>She's foaming from the mouth
>...
>She'll be fine
>2 down
>Opal makes a cat screech and jumps at you
>It's the ultimate cat fight for your feline virginity
>Opal is scratching the shit out of you and then moving so when you try to whip her you whip yourself
>This fucking cat hur
>She comes to your back once again and you get an idea
>If theory has it that cats always land on their feet...
>Then this should work
>You grab her and throw her to the ground
>And then jump on her before she turns her body around and can land feet first
>Anon has unlocked Hovercat!
>You soar around for a while getting used the motions it makes
>Twilight is still charging her magic
>Colgate lets out a loud scream and squeezes the tube of toothpaste
>A stream of toothpaste comes out and hardens in the shape of a sword
>You fly around with Hovercat and counter her swings with the whip
>She stabs at Hovercat and sends you tumbling to the ground next to it
>Hovercat meows it's last time before passing onto the afterlife
No...NOOOO!
>You wrap the whip around Colgate's Mintcalibur and pull it away from her
>It stabs into the ground and then you jump at her
>Pinning her, you shove your fist along with the two glistening black eels, down her throat
>She gags and eventually dies from lack of oxygen
>Fluttershy and Applejack move a little distance away from each other and stare directly forward
>They point their hooves towards each other and walk in a little bit
>They say in unison
>""FUUUUU!""
No...
>They point their hooves the opposite way and raise a knee towards each other
>""SION!""
No no no...
>Then they arch their bodies up and touch hooves
>""HAAAA!""
>There is a blinding flash of light and then you see...a fat Appleshy?
>Twilight yells out
>"Fluttershy your timing was off!"
Hehehe...
>You grin as you approach this disgusting thing
>Grab it by it's yellow and pink highlighted mane pull back your arm
BLACK EEL PAWNCH!
>With a surprising flame ball that is in the shape of a penis, you thrust your arm elbow deep into Flutterjack
>The eels leave you and stay inside as you pull out
>They begin eating Appleflutter from the inside out as she screams out for mercy
No...villians don't deserve mercy.
>The eels completely devour Shyapple and lay there satified
>Now all that remains is Twilight
>She's still glowing her horn
>And...sweating...and panting...
>You move to the side and see juices running down her leg
Twilight...were you masturbating to that?
>"Maybe..."
>She let's off the spell and Spike is spit out from between her legs
>He throws up and then looks at both of you before running away
You disgust me Twilight...
>"What are you gonna do then?"
I'm gonna kill you.
>"mmm~Come get it big boy~"
>You rush at her to cattle thrust her in the throat like Mrs. Cake
>But at the last second she magics a triple A battery to the cattle prod sideways
>The electrical current passing through the battery and back into the battery sets the whole thing on fire
>You quickly remove it before you get burnt
You clever bitch...
>"Oh no! You won! I'm all out of magic!"
>You pin her to the ground and wrap the whip around her neck
>Begin squeezing when she squirts
What the fuck...
>You release her and she whines
What do you like have a death wish or something?
>She digs at the ground and then blushes
>"W-Well it's more of a fetish..."
>You just stand and shake your head
>Then walk over to Colgate's Mintcalibur and pick it up
>Swing it over your shoulder and turn to Twilight
Not today.
>You walk away as she screams for you to finish her
>Today was an average day
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>Apples in Equestria
>You are Anon
>Picking apples for your job with Applejack and Big Mac
>Life is simple
>Pick the apples, bring them back, and at the end of the day get your money
>They call them bits here though
>You roll the wagon filled to the brim with apples to the barn with the rest
>Granny Smith meets you there with a smile and a slice of pie
>She's the sweetest thing
>Always so nice to anyone, no matter what
>Unless they fucked with her, then she fucked back
>She's a tough but sweet old lady
>"Anon! Can ya c'mere n' help me with this?"
>You see her trying to push a barrel of cider to the cellar doors
Sure Granny.
>Being the strong person you are, you lift it and carry it down there
>When you set it on the cold wet floor, the light from the door is severed
>You cannot see a thing
Uh...hello? Granny?
>You are forcibly pushed and your head smashes against something
>Your consciousness fades
>...
>A cold liquid is splashed on you
>Your eyes snap open and you look around
>You are tied to a table completely naked
>You can't move and there is tape sealing your mouth shut
>A tiny laugh followed by a hoof on your shoulder occurs
>You look up and see Granny smiling at you
>Try to signal for her to help you, but that's when you notice the way she is lustfully eyeing your body
>You shake your head in fear and discomfort as she runs a hoof down your bare chest
>Then she bites down softly on your skin and moans slightly
>The room begins to smell of sour apples as Granny moves her way down your body planting these nibbles of affection
>"Mmmm...betchu like it when Ah do this?"
>Without warning, she plunges your member deep into her throat
>You become Nokia hard almost instantly
>Damn elderly and their gummy mouths
>She bobs her head up and down on your shaft, eliciting moans from you each time she goes deep enough to lick your balls while still deepthroating
>This is so wrong...but if feels too damn good
>She pulls away and a trail of saliva mixed with precum connect her mouth and your second head
>She gets up on top of you and puts her back on your chest, her old wrinkly flank in your face
>She then leans forward and rips off the tape that covers your mouth
>You take a breath to scream, only to have her vagoo pressed onto your face
>Accidentally you taste some of her juices
>It's sweet like honey but sour like a tart pice of fruit
>She grinds herself harder on your mouth and nose as you try desperately not to injest any more of that great tasting pussy juice
>This is so gross
>She then pulls away from you and you take a deep breath in to attempt to scream when a hoof connects to your jaw with a crack
>"Ah know what you was goin ta try to do. Don't think Ah'm stupid mister."
>Blood pours out of your mouth as you look up towards the cellar door
>You spit out more blood and speak
Why...why are you doing this?
>"Don't give me that. Ah know you've been wantin this ever since ya saw it."
>She sways her flabby flanks in your face
>"Now why dontcha just relax?"
>You feel her lower herself onto you
>Specifically your member
>It is wrapped in a surprisingly tight and warm place
>Granny bounces up and down on you, moaning out in pure pleasure
>But you cannot
>This is just too much for you
>Her saggy crotchtits slap against your waist
>You look to the side again and throw up
>She slams herself down all the way and her insides squeeze and pull on you, sending you over the edge also
>She then leans forward with you still inside her and playfully bites on your chest again
>She pulls off and jumps off the table
Where are y-you going?
>"Tah bed. It's mah bed time. Dontchu worry though, Ah'll be back in the mornin."
>The wink she gives you as she says morning seals the deal
>You're trapped here
>To be Granny Smith's sex toy
>For the rest of your life
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>A sort of normal day in Equestria
>A loud slam awakes you
>You sit up fast and scan the room
>Fluttershy and a bear with a backwards baseball cap on are glaring at each other
>The pony and bear shaped holes in the wall confirms that they are the reason for you awaking
>"RAWWWWAAWRRAWWR!"
>Growls the bear and he folds his arms
>"No! I told you ten times that you can't ride your skateboard in the house!"
>"RARRRAAARRR!"
>"BEARS DON'T EVEN HAVE SKATEBOARDS!"
>He throws his arms up and walks out of the hole he has made in your wall
I don't even...
>"Oh hey Anon!"
>Readers, meet Fluttershy
>She's this crazy pegasus who wants the D
>But little does she know, you actually like Twilight
>DAT PURPLE FLANK
>"So Anon, are sitcom situations your fetish?"
>The bear pokes his head out through the bear hole
No.
>He takes it off and grumbles to himself as he walks away
>"Oh darn."
>Fluttershy just flies out of the hole she made
God damn it.
>Fucking Housewreckingshy
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>Backwards nouns in Equestria
>The sound of an noisolpxe awakes uoy
OH BOB TEGAS!
>Uoy scream as uoy fall off the deb
>yhsrettulf is standing there with war tniap and omac on
>"Reidlos, it's time!"
>Uoy stand and salute reh
How are uoy doing this?
>Ehs flies right up and screams in your ecaf
>"WHAT DID UOY SAY TO ME TOGGAM?!"
Nothing.
>Keep your seye forward so ehs doesn't scream again
>"That's what I thought."
>This is scaring uoy
>"Now lay the deb, kcab down."
>Uoy do so and then you feel your stanp come down
Hey what are uoy-
>A fooh to the htuom stops uoy from talking and uoy grab your dislocated waj
>yhsrettulF slams flesreh down onto your rebmem
>Betrayal from your morning doow
>Ehs doesn't even moan as ehs rapes uoy, ehs just stares at uoy
>The hatred and determination in those seye is terrifying
>Ti has completely paralyzed uoy
>Ehs finishes with a squirt on your tsehc and then smacks uoy with a fooh
>"See uoy tomorrow, hctib."
>Ehs leaves uoy on the deb with a fucked up htuom and paralyzed with raef
>Fucking yhsyracS
That's the end of that.

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>Disregard every third line in Equestria
>You wake up and look outside
>But there is no outside, and you are a box
>The doorbell rings and you head downstairs to answer it
>You open the door and Fluttershy stands there with a shirt on that says "Gimmie dat dock!"
>The sun becomes thousands of times brighter and melts everything instantly
>"Hey Anon, are rampaging bulls your fetish?"
>Before you can answer her, a bull breaks through your wall and stares at you
>Shit begins dripping from the faucet in the kitchen
>It snorts and drags it's leg back three times, scratching the floor
God damn it I just got that new floor yesterday!
>Celestia appears and bucks you in the crotch, shattering your pelvis and sending you flying back
>It charges at you and you jump to the side
>You grab the pillow on the couch and prepare to use it to lead away the bull when it charges again
>Fluttershy smacks the pillow away, stares into your eyes, and says: "You're a faggot, Harry."
>The bull turns around and charges again
>You throw the pillow at it and scream because you don't know how to fucking do that shit
>It stops inches before your face, fuming with rage and then starts erotically licking you like Fluttershy that one time she got drunk
>You run out the back door as it chases you
>You run into the town and ponies dive out of the way of the human being chased by this mad bull and (dripping with juices as she watches) Fluttershy
>The bull runs into a stand of tomatoes and brutally massacres the pony there
>The bull catches up to you and flips you onto his back
>You grab onto it's horns to try to steer it
>It turns it's head 180 degrees around to face you and a wicked smile stretches across it's face as it's eyes go black and it happily says to you: "I'm gonna rape your family."
>When you pull to the left both horns crack off and it falls over in pain
>You jump off it before it falls over to avoid being crushed while Fluttershy lands next to you looking angry
>"Did you frame Roger Rabbit?!"
>"Why did you hurt him?!"
If you haven't guessed already, that's not my fetish.
>Down the street, a carriage crashes into Twilight's tree
>"You're so mean!"
>She turns to the bull
>"Let's go rape his family."
>"Are you okay Mr. Bull?"
>"Yes..."
Hold on three nickels and a can of juice, potatoes don't grow on trees!
Whoa wait a minute it can talk?!
>"Yeah you fucking asshole."
>He bucks you in the leg, smashing your knee backwards
Sorry...I didn't know.
>"Fuck you."
>And so he did. All night long
>You walk away feeling like crap
>All because of
A bucket of shit...
Fucking Fluttershy...
 
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>What am I doing with my life in Equestria
>You awake in the middle of the day to the sound of knocking on your door
>Roll off the couch and faceplant on the floor
>Then you speed upstairs and take a shit, shave your face, shower, and get dressed in ten seconds flat
>Because you are Anon
>The fastest being in the universe!
>You quickly open the door and Fluttershy is floating there
>"Wanna make a bet?"
Depends. What is it?
>"If I can do something faster than you today, then you have to have sex with me. Deal?"
>You stroke your chin in deep thought
If I when, what do I get?
>"I won't come over for the next month."
>She seems confident...
Fine. You're on.
>...
>She's brought you to Sweet Apple Acres
>Rainbow is with you guys
>"For round one, you must race to the barn!"
You're pretty stupid Fluttershy.
>She sticks her tongue out to you
>Rainbow holds a whistle
>"On your mark..."
>You bend down
>"Get set..."
>She blows the whistle and you take off speeding through the fields of trees
>You get to the barn in seconds and have a nice meal cooked by Granny Smith while you wait for Shy
>A few minutes later, Fluttershy comes flying out of there fast and stops when she sees you eating apple pie
Hey!
>You wave to her and she falls over panting
>You're now in SugarCube Corner
>Rainbow speaks
>"For the second round, it is a speed eating competition!"
>One cherry pie is put in front of each of you
>Shit...you're still pretty full from Granny Smith's amazing meal...
>"Go!"
>Fluttershy slams her head into the pastry and begins devouring it
>You scoop up handfulls at a time and shove them into your mouth
>This is messy as hell
>After a few scoops you can't take it anymore and are about to quit
>When Fluttershy pulls her head away from the clean plate
>Rainbow holds up her hoof
>"We have a winner!"
>Some ponies look over at you confused
>"It looks like you're tied! Well I guess that means no pony wins."
>You all leave the place and Rainbow goes home
>When you're about to walk into your house, Fluttershy stops you
>"Hey it was fun."
I guess...
>You hold your stomach
>"High hoof!"
>She puts a hoof up and you bump it
>"Down low!"
>She puts the hoof down and you go to bump it
>But she pulls away
>You stare at your all alone hand and realize what has just happened
>Sweat begins forming on your forehead
>Fluttershy flies up to your ear and whispers
>"Too...slow..."
>Guess tonight you'll be
>Fucking Fluttershy
 
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>Just another day in Equestria
>You are reading the Pony Post when your window shatters
What the fuck?
>You put down the paper and go to see what caused it
>There is a brick there
>Written on it in black chalk it reads
>"Need window repair? Come to the cottage on the hillside of the outskirts of Ponyville."
>Wow...
>Fluttershy is really getting desperate for your dick
>Seriously...
>You put the brick on the table and sit on the couch to finish reading the paper
>There is a knock on the door
Oh for fucks sake.
>You put the paper back down again and go to open the door
Hello Fluttershy what do you want?
>"Oh goodness! What happened to your window?"
>areyoufuckingserious.jpg
>She runs in past you
>"Let me fix that right up."
>You shake your head and sit back down to read the paper
>Fluttershy begins humming a tune
>You look over your paper and she's swaying her flabby ass as she...glues the pieces to the frame of the window...
Fluttershy what the fuck are you doing?
>She turns to you with a smile
>"Fixing your window of course..."
>She bends down a little more and you see her clit poke out
>For the third time today, you put your paper down on the table
Okay, stop this. You do not know how to fix a window, now get out of my house.
>"But Anon-"
>As she says this she turns around, knocking over the brick on the table with her tail
>The brick lands on your foot, smashing your pinky toe
AHH SHIT!
>You stand up and grab your foot which causes you to fall over off balance
>You fall onto the table which breaks as you land on it, sending shards of wood into your back
>You look over to Fluttershy as she stares in horror and shock of what she has just done
Fuck...you...Fluttershy...
>The world fades to black
>You awake to the sound of a constant beep noise
>When opening your eyes you find yourself in a hospital
>Fluttershy is right there smiling at you
>"Hey...you're awake!"
Sadly...
>She smiles at you and you frown at her
>"Oh come on...don't you want to turn that frown upside down?"
Don't you want to put that smile in denial?
>You both glare at each other for a few seconds
>A nurse pony walks in
>"Oh...am I interrupting?"
>You both look to her
No. When can I leave?
>"Well you have a broken toe and some cuts and bruises on your back, but you should be fine to leave now."
Great.
>You turn to stand and realize again your toe is broken by applying pressure to it
>Brain, y u no remember things said five seconds ago?
SHIT.
>"Are you okay?"
>The nurse pony says as she puts a hoof on your shoulder
>You look at her to speak but are at a loss of words
>She's fucking gorgeous
>She blushes when she sees your eyes trail down her side
>Fuck everything
>You grab her by the flanks and she lets out an eep
>Then you pull off the clothing she has on and move her in postion to fuck
>She doesn't resist
>And you had sex with her
>Right in front of
>Fucking Fluttershy
 
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>You walk past a bench in the park that used to have fillies playing and having fun
>Ponies used to walk these streets
>They were the nicest creatures you had ever met
>Wiped away from the planet in merely a week
>They had it all
>Nice lives
>Good homes
>They were untimely ripped from the womb of life
>Some kind sickness had spread throughout the ponykind...
>It eats at their insides
>But not randomly
>The virus eats through their body, avoiding their vital organs until there is nothing left
>It is truly a painful way to go out
>You had the best of friends
>Your friends loved you and you loved them
>There was Twilight
>The adorkable one with the slight obsessive compulsive disorder
>Pinkie Pie
>The one that just wanted to have fun but was a little bi-polar
>There was Rarity
>The generous seamstress with a tiny obsession for the most perfect things
>Rainbow Dash
>The most loyal mare you have met here with an ego two times to large for her
>Applejack
>The honest and trustworthy one that was a workaholic
>And Fluttershy
>The kindest mare of them all
>She wanted your love
>She may not have tried to do it the best way, but she truly loves you
>And you turned her down again and again
>A cough comes from a nearby alleyway
>You turn towards it
>Fluttershy is leaning up against the wall there
>You approach her and she looks up at you with a weak smile
Fluttershy...
>She coughs violently for a few minutes
>"Hey Anon..."
>Her voice is scratchy
>You wrap her in a hug
>She tries to move her arms but she cannot
>When you let go she falls back to the wall
>You see tears swelling in her eyes
>"Anon...I love you..."
>You pull out your revolver
>She looks at it and closes her eyes with a smile
>You raise it to her head
>And pull the trigger
>As you dig the seventy fifth hole, a tear runs down your face
>You are Anonymous
>Sole survivor of the plague
 
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>Stop all the fighting in Equestria
>You're walking down the street and Fluttershy comes flying up next to you
>"Hey Anon is fighting your fetish?"
Wha-
>She cracks you in the jaw, knocking you to the ground
>You sit up and stare at her dazed
>She takes your expression as one of overcoming lust and approaches you
>She bucks you in the face, shattering a few of your teeth and making them fly out of your mouth
>Then as you're laying on th ground writing in pain, she slams a hoof down onto your chest
>You cry out in pain as she repeatedly stomps this on spot until the rib cracks
>Then she lets up and sits on your chest
>You breath deep and try to hold back the tears
>You are still a man...and real men don't cry
>When you raise your head your eyes meet hers
>She punches you in the breadbasket, winding you
>Then she jumps off you and bucks at your body
>You cannot breath
>Literally no air is coming into your lungs as she beats you on the ground
>She hops off of you when no more groans of terror can come from your mouth
>She flips you on your back and then pulls out your dick
>You cannot move because everything hurts so bad
>You're forced to watch as Fluttershy has sex with you
>When she cums, she pulls off of you and squirts in your face, a little getting in your eye
>It burns
>"See ya tomorrow Anon!"
>She trots away happily
>You crawl back home and get into bed
F-Fucking F-Fluttershy...
 
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>Day forever in Equestria
>Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
>Grab a porn mag head to the bathroom gonna rub this stiffy
>When you cum take a shower cause you smell like dick
>Then finish your shower and don't dare take a shit
>A knock on the door breaks your internal rhyming
Damn.
>You head downstairs
>Open the door
>Jump off the floor
>Shy is now a fucking dinosaur
>She towers above your house with her head peering into your door at you as you sit on your ass on the floor afraid for your life
Fluttershy what the fuck?!
>"So dinosaurs aren't your fetish?"
FUCK NO!
>There is a bright light
Flash! Ahhhh!
>When you can see again, Fluttershy is back to normal standing next to Twilight
>Great, both of your rapists and part time fetish guessers are here
>And apparently guesser is a word
>Just found that out
>But back to the story
>Twilight steps forward
>"We'd like to bring you to a party at Pinkie's place. You up for it?"
Hmmm...will you both be there?
>They nod
>Damn Anon think here for a second
>Another shot at dat Pinkie poosay and risk being raped...
>Or another day spent all alone on the ponywebs
>Specifically 4pone, /mlh/, where they worship you as a god
>But sometimes it gets creepy...
Okay, I'll come.
>...
>After an awkward ten minutes of walking extrememly close to your two rapists, you arrive at Pinkie's place
>She opens the door and lets you in
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLVjQ8f_d20&t=0m10s
>Music is playing and you head over to the punch bowl where Rarity is
>You pick up the ladel and a cup and are about to pour it in there when you see Gummy sitting in it
>You slowly put the ladel back down in the bowl and turn away
>Pinks is pretty weird
>But you hear she's the only pony in town that's still a virgin
>Well besides Twilight
>Hell, Flutterweirdo has had sex already
>Even though it was a bear
>You shudder at the memory of seeing that
>Anyway, Pinkie is probably really tight
>And you do frequent the pony folk
>All except the stallions
>You aint gay nigga dafuq is wrong wit chu?
>Pinkie turns off the music
>"It's game time!"
>You all sit in a circle, of course positioning you in between Fluttershy and Twilight
>"Okay let's play spin the bottle!"
>Perfect! This is just what you want-
>"Truth or dare edition!"
>Fuck.
>She spins the bottle and the end points to Rarity
>Rarity then spins it again and it lands on Rainbow Dash
>"Rainbow truth or dare?"
>Asks Rarity
>"Obviously dare!"
>Rainbow says as she struts an unneeded pose
>"I dare you to...drink all of the hot sauce."
>Rainbow looks over to the hot sauce bottle
>You all know how she gets when she has anything spicy
>It's not good
>You look at Rarity and she's grinning devilishly
>Rainbow slowly brings the bottle back over
>She pops open the lid and recoils at the smell
>It even burnt your nose from over here
>That's some spicy shit right there
>Rainbow is shaking with fear
>"O-Okay...here w-we go..."
>She puts the bottle to her lips and clamps her eyes shut
>Then holds it up and you watch as all of the sauce is drained from the bottle and she swallows
>You're all staring at her amazed
>Shit you wouldn't have been able to do that
>She stares at all of you
>"I need...something to drink..."
>Rarity gives her a glass of water and you continue to play
>Ponko spins again and the neck of the bottle points to Fluttershy
>No...
>"Yay."
>Shy spins the bottle
>It slowes as it turns towards you
>No no no...
>It stops at Twilight
>Thank merciful Odin...
>"Twilight...truth or dare?"
>Fluttershy says while putting a hoof near your ass and with a wink
>Son of a bitch
>You smack her hoof away
>"Dare."
>Replies Twilight
>Fluttershy giggles
>"I dare you...to give Anon a blowjob."
>All of the other ponies gasp and stare at you
>Their eyes trail down your body to your crotch
>Pinkie has her head slightly tilted and looks amused
I'm not doing that. No way I'm letting you.
>Hey head, meet floor
>Is what Twilight's magic said to you
>Then she magics off your pants and begins to somehow harden your dick with only the power of magic
>Fucking magic
>She then brings her head down onto your dick as the others watch in awe
>It feels fucking amazing, and she's milking you for it
>She isn't dragging this out as long as you thought
>You feel yourself coming close when Rainbow gasps and stands
>All of you look at her
>And her legs begin to shake
>Pinkie runs over and opens the door
>"DO IT OUTSIDE!"
>Rainbow shoots outside and you all hear plopping sounds mixed with wet fart noises
Nope.
>Your dick goes soft immediately
>Twilight tries everything she can but shit is just not your liking
>She gives up
>"Sorry..."
>Fluttershy smiles as you put your fucking clothes back on
I hate you.
>"Love you too Anon."
Shut up Flutters.
>Rainbow comes back in looking better
>Pinkie spins the bottle again
>The neck stops at herself and she smiles
>Then she spins it again and it slows to a stop at you
>This is it...
>"Anon. Truth or dare."
Dare.
>You want that ponka poosay so bad
>She looks around and her eyes stop on Spike
>Shit
>She looks back to you
>"I dare you and Spike to fight."
>She's so damn childish
What?
>"You heard me! That's the rules of the game."
>Spike stands and walks over to you
We aren't really going to do this a-
>He punches you right in the face
>The nose to be exact
>Oooos and laughs are had around
>You grab your nose and stand up
I can't fight him! He's a baby dragon!
>Twilight pauses from laughter to speak
>"But if you don't then you got beat by a baby!"
>Spike kicks you in the shin
FUCK!
>You're grabbing your nose and shin hopping around trying to stay balanced
>He kicks the back of your other knee
>You fall to the ground
>He's over top of you when you turn around
Man...can we please not...I don't want to hurt you.
>He calls forth the biggest loogie in history
>And spits it on your face
>It is silent as you stare at him
I'm going to fucking kill you.
>You wipe the nasty shit off your cheek and grab him by the face
>Slam him onto the ground and punch on his stomach over and over
>He bites your hand, making you let go
>Then he tries to tail whip you
>But you grab it and swing him around
>Mutha fuckin dragon throw nigga!
>You let go and he flies into the wall
>He struggles to stand
>You run over and punch him straight in the face
>He falls over instantly
>Everyone is silent
Stupid kids.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8Oa9UlZzME
>They all stare at you confused and amazed but also scared
>Twilight runs over to him and looks back at you
>"He...no...you monster!"
>Oh shit
>All the ponies glare at you
>Except for Fluttershy
>She is looking away
>Almost to forget that just happened
>You are thrown to the wall with magic
>Royal guards are summoned
>There is no trial because this is a dictatorship
>Straight to the dungeon to serve 2 life sentences
>Fucking Twilight being a damn god's pupil
>At least you don't have to deal with
>Fucking Fluttershy
>As you lay in your cell on the forth day, the door opens
>It's too dark to see anything so you call out
What did you do?
>"Murdered all the animals."
>The pony steps closer and you can see
Fluttershy?!
>She smiles and latches onto your waist
>"Now we can be here together forever!"
AAAAHHHHH!
>Fucking Fluttershy
 
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>Massive insane and randomness in Equestria
>You wake up in the morning and jump out of bed
Today is a FUCKING brilliant day!
>Waltz over to the bathroom and swing open the door
>"SUPRISE MOTHA FUCKA!"
>Rarity is there with a bat
>She swings it up in between your legs
UGH!
>You fall over to the ground in pain
JESUS FUCK...
>She squees with joy and drags you down the stairs
>Your chin hits
>EVERY
>FUCKING
>STAIR
>She throws you on the couch
>"We're going to have fun Anon..."
>She approaches you smiling wildly
No....NOOOOO!
>...
>You're tied to the couch sitting as Rarity tries on different outfits and takes them off seductively
>You should have seen this coming
>She does something like this every few days
>She's fucking crazy bro
>"What about this one darling?"
>She's wearing a purple and green dress with a dark black outline between them
Eh.
>She bends down and you see her clit winking
>"I love it when you help me decide what's fashionable..."
>She rubs herself a little
Fucking kill me...
>There is a knock on the door
>"Well it seems we have a visitor. Keep quiet now."
>She puts a spell on your mouth and it closes it, silencing you
>Rarity slips off the clothes and walks over to open it
>It's Twilight with Spike on her back
>"Hey Rarity. What are you doing here?"
>"Oh you know just hanging out with Anonymous...haha...yes."
>Spike gazing happily into her eyes
>He looks past Rarity and sees you
>You struggle to tell him you're trapped
>But he looks angrily at you
>Oh damn it
>He thinks you and Rarity...
>"What's Anon doing tied up?"
>Twilight asks questioningly
>Rarity clears her throat
>"Well that's easy to explain actually. We are dating, and he wanted to try something a little new."
>Spike is glaring at you and smoke is coming from his nostrils
>You're shaking your head as hard and fast as you can
>Rarity holds it still with magic when Twilight looks again
>Damn it
>"Oh...my..."
>Twilight says while blushing
>"We'll just get on out of you two lovebird's way then."
>Spike drags a claw across his throat while staring daggers at you
>They leave
>Rarity sighs and takes off the magic
>"Let us continue onto part two of our 'date' Anonymous!"
>She giggles and pats her hooves on the ground like a school filly
>Then she runs over to the window and shuts the blinds
>And grabs a record from the rack and puts it on the player
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6QZn9xiuOE
>You spend the rest of the day unwillingly
>Fucking Rarity
 
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>An adorable day in Equestria
>You are sitting on your couch reading the Poni-Poni Post when there's a knock at the door
>Put the paper down and head over to the door
>Open it and see the CMC holding bags over their bodies
>Inside them you can see various candy bars
>"Hello Anon, would'ja like ta buy some candy?"
>Asks Applebloom
I'm sorry girls...I don't have any bits.
>Scootaloo's leg twitches and kicks behind her
>Sweetie Bell turns to her and whispers something
>Then she turns back around
>"We'll give you the first one free!"
>Applebloom and Scootaloo nod along with her, all of them beaming at you
Aw...how sweet of you.
>Scootaloo holds up a bar of candy and you take it
>Unwrap it and look at it
>It's chocolate
>You eat it up in a few seconds and smile down at them
Thank you girls!
>"H-Hey Anon..."
>Sweetie says
Yeah?
>"Will you walk us back to the clubhouse?"
Okay.
>You set off alongside them
>When you enter the trees of sweet apple acres, you start to feel...weird
>The ground seems to be moving under you and the trees are swaying all around
What...what's goin on?
>Scootaloo licks her lips
>"It's working!"
Hehehe...what's working?
>You poke her nose
>Butterflies fly out of it and you watch them fly away
>"What...we put all of it in that candy bar!"
>Screams Sweetie, making that adorable crack in her voice
>You pick her up and give her a hug
>She pushes off of you and lands
 
>You are Sweetie Bell
>The drugs you got from Zecora that were supposed to make Anon fall asleep are just making him...weird
>He walks around in circles smiling and humming to himself
What do we do girls?
>Scootaloo walks up to him
>"Anon!"
>He stops and looks down at her
>"Pick me up!"
>He does so
>"Now kiss me!"
>Well that was straight forward
>She is dropped immediately and Anon speaks
>"Heh...yeah right little dude."
>He walks on towards the clubhouse
>Maybe he'll go in there so you can pin him down
>You all want what you hear other ponies have felt
>Think it was...a peenus?
>Yeah
>It's supposed to feel really good
>Somehow...
>You all continue to follow Anon to the clubhouse, where he walks up the stairs and closes the door behind himself
>There is a click noise
Applebloom...
>She gulps
Why did you install a lock?!
>You try to push on the door but it won't move
>Then you use your magic on the doorknob
>It doesn't move either
I can't believe...Anon has locked himself...IN OUR OWN FRIKIN CLUBHOUSE!
>Applebloom gasps
>"Sweetie Bell! That's a curse word!"
>...
>Why is this your life?
 
>You are Anon
>Or are you?
>You're chilling in this clubhouse
>You've sort of sobered up
>Not entirely though
>The tiny bugs fly around in the air and you hear a tap on the window
>You look at it and see Applebloom there
>She's looking sadly at you
>You walk over and open the window
What's got you down in the dumps?
>"Oh you know...the girls left me to stay and wait for you to come out..."
>She stares blankly at you for a few seconds
>Then she smiles wide
>"Hey! You're out!"
I guess so...
>You crawl out of the window
>"Uhh...why didn't you just use the door?"
There was a door? Oh man I'm really hungry...
>You walk down the stairs of the clubhouse and Applebloom jumps on your shoulders
>She's rubbing herself on your neck
>You pick her off your neck
If you wanted to hug you should have just said so girl!
>You snuggle da fuck outta that bitch.
>Bitches love snuggles.
>You get bored of hugging her whiles she attempts to rub herself on you without you realizing
>So you blow raspberries on her belly
>She giggles each time you do it, making you laugh also
>"Applebloom!"
>You both turn and see Sweetie Bell
>She looks pissed
What's wrong Sweets?
>She huffs
>"I told you not to call me that. Applebloom what do you think you're doing with Anon all by yourself?! Anon, I want you to rut me!"
>Huh...so rut must mean cuddle
>That makes so much sense now
>Scootaloo zooms by on her scooter and stops
>"YEAH! I want a turn!"
Now now ladies, there's enough cuddles to go around.
>You scoop the other two up and bear hug all of them while walking back into town
>Rarity sees you and walks up
>"Aw how cute Anon! Did you find them like that?"
>You look down and see that all of them are passed out
>Whoops
>That wasn't a bear hug
>That was a choke hold
Heh...yes. At the clubhouse. Here you go.
>You hand her Sweetie and she thanks you
>After looking down to the other two fillies sleeping in your arms, you head to Sweet Apple Acres
>Granny Smith thanks you for returning Applebloom with a fresh apple pie
>You ate the shit outta that pie
>You love you some pie
>As you walk back into town, you see Rainbow
Hey Bow!
>She turns and blushes a little at the name
>She bet you couldn't give her a girlish nickname
>You totally won that blowjob
>She swoops down
>"Hey Anon, what's up."
I have Scootaloo here...
>You hold her up to Bow
And I haven't the slightest idea where she lives.
>"I'll take her...she lives with me."
>This blows your mind completely and she takes off to her cloud house
>You go back home because it's sunset now
>And get into bed with a smile
>Today was a nice day
 
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>Anon is in Equestria
>You wake up to the sound of a cannon firing
AAAHHHHH!
>Pinkie and Fluttershy are there with guess what, a fucking cannon
>"Rude awakenings from sleep aren't your fetish?"
>Asks Fluttershy
>...
>She's so fucking stupid
That's not even a fetish!
>Pinkie hangs her head and walks out of your room
>Fluttershy follows after her
>Now that you're up, you stand and head into the bathroom to complete your morning routine
>Shit on the shave while showering
>Wait wait no
>Shave in the shit while showering
>No no hold on...
>Shower and shave then shit?
>That's not it...
>Oh wait a minute!
>After a few failed attempts and a lot of clean up, you finally complete your routine the right way
>Shit shower and then shave
>That's how you do it
>Afterwards you get clothed and head downstairs
>It's pitch black here
>In the morning?
>What?
>You take a step and the lights flash on
>"GET HIM!"
>In a matter of seconds you're on the ground with about 10 mares surrounding you all drooling
>You can't move
Let me go!
>"Meow."
>Wat
Wat.
>It's about that time that you noticed one of these mares was actually a white and tiny feline from Rarity's place
>Opal
>Stupid fucking cat
>She's still drooling
>Bleh...catsex...nooooo
>Twilight smiles creepily down at you
>"We're going to have a lot of fun with you Anon...Fluttershy! Prepare the destructor!"
>Fluttershy yells back from far away
>"Preparing the destructor!"
>The roof to your house folds out and the sun shines inside
What the fuck is going on?!
>You are turned around to your stomach and your ass is put in the air
>The sky becomes darker
>You turn and look up
OH MY FUCKING CHRIST!
>A huge dildo with Nicolas Cage's face on it is rocketting down to you
>It's chomping it's teeth
>What is wrong with this world?
>It misses you and hits the wall
>Keeps on chomping and eats through the ground until all is left is a hole down
>A tiny light comes from it
>The light begins growing and then is sucked back in
>In a deafening screech, a blinding light, and a unbearable heat, everything is wiped away
>Except the ten of you
>All inside of a bubble Twilight has made
>She lets go of the bubble and you see the devastation the massive dildoCage nuke has caused
>Nothing is left, and if it is it's a pony or two that limp around with their flesh showing
>Like some fucking zombies or something
>You stand, no longer under the influence of Twilight's magic
I don't...I don't even...
>They are all speechless too
>Guess they didn't think that a huge Nicolas missle would do this much damage
>As they are distracted, you creep away to the nearest standing building
>Which was on one hand, lucky because it is close
>But the other hand, fucking terrible
>Because there's a whole bunch of zombie freaks here
>One looks to you
>"Hey Anon! How're you!"
>She says with a scraggly voice
DIE ZOMBIE SCUM!
>You whip off your leather belt and crack her in the neck, sending her over writhing in pain
>Guess that really is their flesh showing then...hmmm
>Oh whatever, you need to find better shelter before the massive rape party comes searching for you again
>You take off to the most secure building you know
>Fluttershy's super not so secret rape fallout shelter
>Just in case there was going to be a war she could lock you up in there to experiment sexually on you until it was over
>Crazy fucking bitch actually tried it too
>You shudder at the memory of how many peanuts she got...inside...
>But enough of the nutty humor, on with the plot!
>You come to the rape vault located under the backside of Fluttershy's hill that leads to her cottage
>But it seems there is a problem
>There's a combination lock
Shit...
>Think think think...what would Fluttershy use as a lock number?
>Hmm...her birthdate?
>You try it and it's nothing
>Wait Anon you're trying to think in the mind of your rapist here
>You put in your birthdate
>Doesn't work
What the fuck is it?!
>Wait wait a second...
>You put in the day you came here
>It clicks open
Fuck yeah...
>You walk in and close the vault door behind you
>A single light hangs from the celing and illuminates the room
How does electricity even work anymore?
>Shrug it off and go over to the refrigerator in the back
>Because you didn't even get to eat any fucking breakfast before this madness happened
>You open it and see a rotten apple
>It looks absolutely terrible
>But you're really hungry man...you should at least smell it
>Oh god why are you doing this
>Holding it in your hand you take a whiff of it
>And throw up immediately
UGHHHH! WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT?!
>There is a bang noise
>You turn away from the vomit to look at the vault door
>With another bang, the vault door moves again
>You hear voices on the other side of it
>Some talking about rape
>One is meowing
>Shit
>They caught up to you
>Fuck fuck fuck
>Wait...
>You turn to the cabinet
>Flutters kept all her stuff in there...
>...
>Twilight blasts the door down and all ten of them come inside
>They cannot see a thing since you shattered the lightbulb
>After a few moans and screams, Twilight shines her horn in the room lighting it up
>They look at you with two black slimy eels taped to the top of one forearm, a whip in the other hand, and a cattle prod attached to your crotch by a strap
>Then they look at the moaning Rarity and Pinkie on the ground, covered in their own juices
>Twilight is about to speak when you flick the whip, catch Lyra in the neck, and bring her back to you
Everybody stay the fuck still, and she won't get violated!
>They do as you hold her captive and slowly exit the vault
>You cattle thrust her and throw her vibrating body into the mud
>Dip the fuck out of there
>Ghoul ponies stay out of your way as you run through the town
>You stop in an alleyway apparently undamaged by the explosion that almost occured in your anus
>You look down to the monster you have become
>And feel somewhat strong from it...
>Hell, you faught off your rapists when they banded together
>All ten of them
>You are...a superhero...
>You climb a fire exit to the roof of a building and look down at the awful rest of the town
I am...Anon...the defender of all that will be raped...and this is MY town.
>A cluster of ponies approaches the building and look up
>One meows
>GOD DAMN IT THAT'S A CAT! BRAIN STOP FORGETTING THAT
What do you want?!
>Colgate holds up a toothpaste tube
>She says nothing, just does that
...what?
>In a purple blur, you are thrown to the ground
>You stand to your feet with a groan
Shit...that hurt...
>Before you stands Twilight, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Colgate, and Mrs. Cake with Opal on her back
>A skeleton rolls between you as to signal the start of the fight for your life
>Rainbow zooms at you and you double eel punch her vagoo, she is cum on double insertion and falls over
>1 down
>Applejack and Fluttershy step to the side as Mrs. Cake and Opal stand there glaring at you
>Twilight is glowing her horn
>Mrs. Cake and Opal charge at you
>Mrs. Cake gets a taste of the electric rod to the juggular and falls over shaking
>Oh shit bro hold on is she okay?
>She's foaming from the mouth
>...
>She'll be fine
>2 down
>Opal makes a cat screech and jumps at you
>It's the ultimate cat fight for your feline virginity
>Opal is scratching the shit out of you and then moving so when you try to whip her you whip yourself
>This fucking cat hur
>She comes to your back once again and you get an idea
>If theory has it that cats always land on their feet...
>Then this should work
>You grab her and throw her to the ground
>And then jump on her before she turns her body around and can land feet first
>Anon has unlocked Hovercat!
>You soar around for a while getting used the motions it makes
>Twilight is still charging her magic
>Colgate lets out a loud scream and squeezes the tube of toothpaste
>A stream of toothpaste comes out and hardens in the shape of a sword
>You fly around with Hovercat and counter her swings with the whip
>She stabs at Hovercat and sends you tumbling to the ground next to it
>Hovercat meows it's last time before passing onto the afterlife
No...NOOOO!
>You wrap the whip around Colgate's Mintcalibur and pull it away from her
>It stabs into the ground and then you jump at her
>Pinning her, you shove your fist along with the two glistening black eels, down her throat
>She gags and eventually dies from lack of oxygen
>Fluttershy and Applejack move a little distance away from each other and stare directly forward
>They point their hooves towards each other and walk in a little bit
>They say in unison
>""FUUUUU!""
No...
>They point their hooves the opposite way and raise a knee towards each other
>""SION!""
No no no...
>Then they arch their bodies up and touch hooves
>""HAAAA!""
>There is a blinding flash of light and then you see...a fat Appleshy?
>Twilight yells out
>"Fluttershy your timing was off!"
Hehehe...
>You grin as you approach this disgusting thing
>Grab it by it's yellow and pink highlighted mane pull back your arm
BLACK EEL PAWNCH!
>With a surprising flame ball that is in the shape of a penis, you thrust your arm elbow deep into Flutterjack
>The eels leave you and stay inside as you pull out
>They begin eating Appleflutter from the inside out as she screams out for mercy
No...villians don't deserve mercy.
>The eels completely devour Shyapple and lay there satified
>Now all that remains is Twilight
>She's still glowing her horn
>And...sweating...and panting...
>You move to the side and see juices running down her leg
Twilight...were you masturbating to that?
>"Maybe..."
>She let's off the spell and Spike is spit out from between her legs
>He throws up and then looks at both of you before running away
You disgust me Twilight...
>"What are you gonna do then?"
I'm gonna kill you.
>"mmm~Come get it big boy~"
>You rush at her to cattle thrust her in the throat like Mrs. Cake
>But at the last second she magics a triple A battery to the cattle prod sideways
>The electrical current passing through the battery and back into the battery sets the whole thing on fire
>You quickly remove it before you get burnt
You clever bitch...
>"Oh no! You won! I'm all out of magic!"
>You pin her to the ground and wrap the whip around her neck
>Begin squeezing when she squirts
What the fuck...
>You release her and she whines
What do you like have a death wish or something?
>She digs at the ground and then blushes
>"W-Well it's more of a fetish..."
>You just stand and shake your head
>Then walk over to Colgate's Mintcalibur and pick it up
>Swing it over your shoulder and turn to Twilight
Not today.
>You walk away as she screams for you to finish her
>Today was an average day
 
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>Apples in Equestria
>You are Anon
>Picking apples for your job with Applejack and Big Mac
>Life is simple
>Pick the apples, bring them back, and at the end of the day get your money
>They call them bits here though
>You roll the wagon filled to the brim with apples to the barn with the rest
>Granny Smith meets you there with a smile and a slice of pie
>She's the sweetest thing
>Always so nice to anyone, no matter what
>Unless they fucked with her, then she fucked back
>She's a tough but sweet old lady
>"Anon! Can ya c'mere n' help me with this?"
>You see her trying to push a barrel of cider to the cellar doors
Sure Granny.
>Being the strong person you are, you lift it and carry it down there
>When you set it on the cold wet floor, the light from the door is severed
>You cannot see a thing
Uh...hello? Granny?
>You are forcibly pushed and your head smashes against something
>Your consciousness fades
>...
>A cold liquid is splashed on you
>Your eyes snap open and you look around
>You are tied to a table completely naked
>You can't move and there is tape sealing your mouth shut
>A tiny laugh followed by a hoof on your shoulder occurs
>You look up and see Granny smiling at you
>Try to signal for her to help you, but that's when you notice the way she is lustfully eyeing your body
>You shake your head in fear and discomfort as she runs a hoof down your bare chest
>Then she bites down softly on your skin and moans slightly
>The room begins to smell of sour apples as Granny moves her way down your body planting these nibbles of affection
>"Mmmm...betchu like it when Ah do this?"
>Without warning, she plunges your member deep into her throat
>You become Nokia hard almost instantly
>Damn elderly and their gummy mouths
>She bobs her head up and down on your shaft, eliciting moans from you each time she goes deep enough to lick your balls while still deepthroating
>This is so wrong...but if feels too damn good
>She pulls away and a trail of saliva mixed with precum connect her mouth and your second head
>She gets up on top of you and puts her back on your chest, her old wrinkly flank in your face
>She then leans forward and rips off the tape that covers your mouth
>You take a breath to scream, only to have her vagoo pressed onto your face
>Accidentally you taste some of her juices
>It's sweet like honey but sour like a tart pice of fruit
>She grinds herself harder on your mouth and nose as you try desperately not to injest any more of that great tasting pussy juice
>This is so gross
>She then pulls away from you and you take a deep breath in to attempt to scream when a hoof connects to your jaw with a crack
>"Ah know what you was goin ta try to do. Don't think Ah'm stupid mister."
>Blood pours out of your mouth as you look up towards the cellar door
>You spit out more blood and speak
Why...why are you doing this?
>"Don't give me that. Ah know you've been wantin this ever since ya saw it."
>She sways her flabby flanks in your face
>"Now why dontcha just relax?"
>You feel her lower herself onto you
>Specifically your member
>It is wrapped in a surprisingly tight and warm place
>Granny bounces up and down on you, moaning out in pure pleasure
>But you cannot
>This is just too much for you
>Her saggy crotchtits slap against your waist
>You look to the side again and throw up
>She slams herself down all the way and her insides squeeze and pull on you, sending you over the edge also
>She then leans forward with you still inside her and playfully bites on your chest again
>She pulls off and jumps off the table
Where are y-you going?
>"Tah bed. It's mah bed time. Dontchu worry though, Ah'll be back in the mornin."
>The wink she gives you as she says morning seals the deal
>You're trapped here
>To be Granny Smith's sex toy
>For the rest of your life
 
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>A sort of normal day in Equestria
>A loud slam awakes you
>You sit up fast and scan the room
>Fluttershy and a bear with a backwards baseball cap on are glaring at each other
>The pony and bear shaped holes in the wall confirms that they are the reason for you awaking
>"RAWWWWAAWRRAWWR!"
>Growls the bear and he folds his arms
>"No! I told you ten times that you can't ride your skateboard in the house!"
>"RARRRAAARRR!"
>"BEARS DON'T EVEN HAVE SKATEBOARDS!"
>He throws his arms up and walks out of the hole he has made in your wall
I don't even...
>"Oh hey Anon!"
>Readers, meet Fluttershy
>She's this crazy pegasus who wants the D
>But little does she know, you actually like Twilight
>DAT PURPLE FLANK
>"So Anon, are sitcom situations your fetish?"
>The bear pokes his head out through the bear hole
No.
>He takes it off and grumbles to himself as he walks away
>"Oh darn."
>Fluttershy just flies out of the hole she made
God damn it.
>Fucking Housewreckingshy
 
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>Backwards nouns in Equestria
>The sound of an noisolpxe awakes uoy
OH BOB TEGAS!
>Uoy scream as uoy fall off the deb
>yhsrettulf is standing there with war tniap and omac on
>"Reidlos, it's time!"
>Uoy stand and salute reh
How are uoy doing this?
>Ehs flies right up and screams in your ecaf
>"WHAT DID UOY SAY TO ME TOGGAM?!"
Nothing.
>Keep your seye forward so ehs doesn't scream again
>"That's what I thought."
>This is scaring uoy
>"Now lay the deb, kcab down."
>Uoy do so and then you feel your stanp come down
Hey what are uoy-
>A fooh to the htuom stops uoy from talking and uoy grab your dislocated waj
>yhsrettulF slams flesreh down onto your rebmem
>Betrayal from your morning doow
>Ehs doesn't even moan as ehs rapes uoy, ehs just stares at uoy
>The hatred and determination in those seye is terrifying
>Ti has completely paralyzed uoy
>Ehs finishes with a squirt on your tsehc and then smacks uoy with a fooh
>"See uoy tomorrow, hctib."
>Ehs leaves uoy on the deb with a fucked up htuom and paralyzed with raef
>Fucking yhsyracS
 
 
 
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