The Collection 2

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These are the stories I felt didn't really need to be in individual pastes.
Who wants to click when you could just scroll down?
Please keep your hands, feet, dicks, and tits in the ride at all times.
Enjoy.
>A crazy ass day in Equestria
>You are walking down the street when a carriage hits you, sending you into it
>Guess who's right there?
>The mane fucking six
>Fluttershy moans at your form now squished in between the both of Pinkie and her
>The carriage then takes flight
>"Hey Anon!"
>Says Twilight
Oh hey. Where we going?
>"To Canterlot to visit the Princess! Want to come?"
>You look out the window at the 100 ft drop
Sure.
>Fluttershy begins grinding herself on your leg as you talk to Pinkie
So wait a minute...the whole thing?
>"That's right! A whole banana! Peel and all!"
Jesus that's crazy...
>Fluttershy looks up from licking your crotch area a little interested
No you pervert we were talking about cupcake recipes.
>She whines and looks away
>The carriage lands and you enter Canterlot
>It's a lot bigger than you imagined
>More fancy too
They probably have the most luxurious shitter in the world...
>Oh shit nigger you just said that out loud
>All the eyes are on you as you stand in the street
>Twilight casually walks ahead of you and nods
>"They do!"
>You follow Twilight Splergle into the castle with Fluttershy humping the back of your head like those things from Metroid
>"Okay, the Princess should be in her room."
>Once again you all follow her down some hallways until you get to a door with a sun on it
I imagine this is where she lives then?
>"Yup!"
>Says Twilight cheerfully
>She knocks on the door a few times and it opens
>Celestia is eating a banana
Hey Tia!
>You wave to her from the back of the crowd and she winks at you
>That obviously means she wants the D
>Whoa what? Brain relax
>"Come on inside!"
>She opens the door allowing you all inside
>Man you'd love to be inside that...
>Jesus brain stop it
>"So what brings you all up to Canterlot?"
>Pinkie bounces over
>"We wanted to invite you to a PARTY!"
>You tear Fluttershy from your ass so you can sit and throw her across the room
>No one notices her smash against a vase
>"Oh that's lovely Pinkie Pie. I'll be sure to come then. Now if you'll excuse me I have some business to attend to."
>She walks into another room and the rest of the ponies leave
>Dude this is your chance to get some phat white booty
>Yeah...do it
>You succumb to the voices in your head and continue over to the room Tia went into
>Pushing the door open a little you see her on the toilet
>She's...beautiful the way she elegantly sits on that thing...
>Fuck brain this is why we don't have a girlfriend
>There is a noise that draws your attention from the door
>You turn and see Fluttershy there rubbing her head
>"Ouch Anon...why did you throw me?"
SSHHHH! Can't you see I'm trying to get that hot Princess ass?
>"Is hot princess ass your fetish?"
Ugh...yes, now will you please help me?
>Fluttershy's eyes twinkle
>"I got this."
>She grabs something and charges into the bathroom
>There is a loud crack noise and a thump
Fluttershy!
>You look in the room and see Celestia laying on the ground unconscious
GOD DAMN IT FLUTTERSHY YOU KNOCKED OUT THE FUCKING PRINCESS?!
>Fluttershy then bends down and puts a hoof on Tia's neck
>"No..."
Oh my god. You killed the Princess...we're going to jail, we're going to jail, we're going to get pounded in the ass in prison and I do not want that Fluttershy! What do WE DO!?
>There is a knock at the door
>"Princess Celestia! You have a visitor!"
>Both of you look at each other
>Then back to the door
>...
>The door opens and you move Celestia's head while laying under the covers behind her body
>You have taped her eyes open and attached a string to her jaw so you can open her mouth
>Fluttershy speaks for her
>"Yes?"
>"Princess, you have a visitor."
>In walks Cadance and the guards leave
>"Hello, Celly. How have you been."
>She approaches
>"Wait wait stop right there! I have a terrible cold! I wouldn't want you getting it!"
>You kick Fluttershy and she makes a cough noise
>"Oh no, that's awful. Well would you like me to come another time?"
>You make her nod
>"I will call for the doctors as I leave okay?"
>"Uh uh no that won't be necessary!"
>"Why not?"
>She asks confused
>"It's just a um tiny thing that's been going around, I wouldn't worry that much about it."
>"But Celly, alicorns don't get regular sicknesses. Please you don't sound well, I'll be right back."
>She exits the room and shuts the door behind her
FLUTTERSHY WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!
>"I KNOW SUGAR BUNS!"
>You narrow your eyes at her
Don't ever call me that again if you value your life.
>She squeaks and hides a little
>You stand up and look around the room
Help me think Fluttershy!
>"Help you think of what?!"
Just say random things and my mind will think of a solution!
>"What?!"
JUST DO IT WOMAN!
>"Candy canes! Hoola hoops! Jump rope!"
ROPE! THAT'S IT!
>...
>The doors to the room open as you and Fluttershy just make it outside of the balcony and shut the doors
>You peep through the crack in the balcony doors and see if your illusion worked
>They are all on the ground in tears at the sight of Celestia hanging herself on the ceiling fan and is spinning around
>You jump on Fluttershy's back and she cums immediately
Get down there safely you nasty equine.
>While moaning all the way she flies you back down to the rest of the group that is now shopping
>Rarity spots you
>"Where have you been Anonymous?"
Eh, nowhere important.
>Today was a different day
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>The fourth wall in Equestria
>You wake up to...nothing
>God damn this is the first time in a while you've just woken up because you actually woke up
>You stand and stretch
>Scratch your nuts and walk over to the computer
>Some Namefag called "The Sluggish Cr0c0dile" is requesting things to write stories about
>You, being the vastly minded and incredibly witted quick thinker you are, type in
my dick
>You smile to yourself as you believe you have completely stumped the writer and then you go to the bathroom for your morning routine
>A shit and shower
>Don't grow facial hair
>Doesn't matter though
>Not when you got the ballfro
>There's a knock on the door when you're finished and you head downstairs to answer it
>Guess what, it's Fluttershy
>"Hey Anon, chainsaws?"
>She pulls out one and revs it up
Wait do you mean if I like them or if they are my fetish?
>She narrows her eyes at you
>"Yes."
>You kick her in the chest, sending her flying back
>But she has wings, duh, and catches herself
SHIT!
>You take off running into town being chased by a flying Fluttershy dragging a chainsaw
>You run into a house on 6th street and come out of one right across from it
>Flutters goes in the one you went in and comes out down the street diagonal from you
>You go back in the door you came from and come out the one she came out from
>This confuses your head so you take off running to Twilight's house
>You bang on the door for your life and is flings open
>Twilight looks like shit and stops Fluttershy from impaling you with her magic
Jeez Twilight you look a mess. What's wrong?
>"Get in here!"
>She grabs both you and Fluttershy and pulls you inside, slamming the door behind you
Hey what's the big idea-Holy shit.
>There is a huge penis coming out of a portal it looks like
>And it's a human penis
>You avert your gaze
Twilight, what the fuck?!
>"I don't know what's going on! But it's yours!"
What?!
>You shift your body and sure enough it also moves
This is disgusting Twilight!
>"Well I didn't do it!"
>She releases Fluttershy as you both argue about the huge phallus right there
>Fluttershy looks up at it and hearts float around her as she flies up to it
>When she gets about a few inches away you can feel her breath on your dick
Fluttershy! Get away from me!
>"No Anon! If I can't have you...then no pony can!"
>She revs up the chainsaw and slices your miniman clean off
>Blood gushes from your crotch as you and Twilight scream
>...
>You awake in the hospital with a bandage on your crotch
>You can't feel your dick so you're pretty sure it's gone
>A doctor comes in with Twilight and she smiles at you
>"Hey..."
Hey.
>You look to the doctor
Doctor, couldn't you have reattached my dick?
>He sighs
>"If we could find it. The only human penis found was at Fluttershy's house, but it was obviously fake being 10 ft tall and used as a centerpiece on the table."
Oh my god...
>"I'm terribly sorry for your loss."
Get out of here.
>He nods and walks out
>Twilight shakes her head
>"I just don't understand...what could make that happen?"
I don't know Twilight...I don't know.
>A vibration noise is heard
>You pick up your phone and have Twilight charge it because it alerted you that it was almost dying
>Eh, while you have it out you might as well check the thread to see if that faggot wrote the story
>You refresh the page and read word by word what you are reading now
>You drop the phone
Fucking Namefag.
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Damn this field work is tough
>"Ya sure said it sugarcube. The plantin is the hardest part. Well the plowin part anyways."
>Hello reader
>You are Anonymous
>Betcha didn't see that coming!
>And you're out working with Applejack
>And that's when things started to get hot
It's getting pretty hot out here Applejack.
>"Yeah...wanna take a break?"
Sure.
>You both head back over to the barn for some apple cider
>Not the alcoholic one, the other one
>Can't be drinking on the job man what are you stupid?
>Applejack picks her mug up to toast
>You clank the mugs together and take a swig
>"So Anon, how's life been treatin ya?"
Pretty good actually. No Fluttershy in like a week.
>"Ah don't see why ya can't like a mare like that Anon! She's the cutest darn thing ya ever did see!"
Not so cute when she comes to my front door and shoots gummy worms out of her butthole at me like a machinegun.
>ONE GOT IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
>Applejack's eyes widen and she just stares at you, imagining it
>"Ah...Ah...Ah don't...what?"
Don't worry about it. Hey are you okay?
>You say as you notice the redness on her cheeks
>"O-Oh it's nothing...just got a fancy for anal play...if yer interested?"
>She bites her lip and turns a bit, showing you that gloriously plump booty
>HHHHNNNNNNGGGGG
>As if she already knows you have a massive erection, she stands and sways her hips as she walks over to the barn
>"Anooon...the barn is empty...come on in~"
>Jesus this scenario changed fast
>You run over to her and slam the barn doors shut after you
>"Come and get it tiger..."
>She says as she lays face down ass up on a pile of hay, showing you her clenching pucker hole
>You pull down your pants and are about to enter this farm pony's bootay when there is a knock on the barn door
>You pull your pants back up as Applejack yells
>"Who is it?"
>"O-Oh it's me, Fluttershy."
>Applejack gives you a look and with a groan you walk over to the door
>When you open it you see her in a tight green suit with only holes for her tail, reproductive and digestive organs, and her mouth
Fluttershy how did you even get here with that on?
>Applejack comes over and is completely shocked at this
>"Come on Anon, Fluttershy's being weird right now."
>She pulls you back inside and shuts the door
>You pull your pants down again and position yourself to enter
>And you don't notice the green object approaching you from your left
>The instant your dick prods her ass, there is a noise
>"PTHTHPTHPTHPTHHHBLLPTPLTLPLPBPTLBPBLTPB*SPLAT*"
>Fluttershy has just farted on Applejack until shit flew out of her
>Applejack runs out screaming while Fluttershy looks up at you with a smile
>It's creepy how she can still see you with that on
>"No pony gets my Anon."
Fuck you Fluttershy.
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>A weird day in Equestria
>You're walking down the street to Twilight's house for your daily dose of magic
>Apparently you've been personally selected by Princess Celestia to be her star pupil's magical guinea pig
>Woo hoo for you
>Last week the Elements of harmony themselves had to stop you when she turned you into a crossbreed of a Hydra and a Dragon
>Basically a four headed flying Hydra
>So you can't wait to see what Sparkle has for you today
>Knock on her door and wait a few minutes until Spike opens it
>"Hey man. She's downstairs."
Thanks.
>You walk in and he leaves, closing the door behind him
>Then you walk down into her basement
Twilight?
>A smash is heard and she comes out from under her desk
What are you doing there?
>"Ugh..."
>She rubs her horn
>"I was getting something under the desk...you startled me."
Oh, sorry.
>She stands up straight and moves to the middle of the room
>"Okay come on I have a new spell to test out."
Please don't make it involve you having sex with me. Because you already try that enough.
>She blushes, because it is true
>She wants the D
You know what, nevermind. Do you do magical requests?
>"Uh what?"
Can you make me a pussy magnet?
>She looks at the ground for a second and then looks back up
>"Sure."
>You walk into the middle of the room and she glows her horn
>A wall of purple is spawned around you
>The walls close in on you with and with a flash everything is back to normal
>Well...almost normal
>Twilight is now attached to your stomach by her...vagina?
Twilight...get off.
>She pushes against you
>"I can't!"
>You grab her mane and pull away from you
>Nothing
You know when I heard that horses could use every muscle in their vagina, I didn't think they could make it like a suction cup. Seriously, get the fuck off me.
>"I...I can't! You said you wanted to be a pussy magnet!"
Wait wait...god damn it Twilight I didn't mean literally you dense horse! Reverse it!
>"All spells last a day, don't you know that?"
Yeah you tell me every fucking day Twilight.
>She is quiet
I'm going home to find something to help me pry you off.
>You walk up the stairs and out the door
>"Anon this isn't a good idea."
Shut it Sparkle.
>You take a few steps and then hear a strange noise
>Like a weeee noise
>You turn and see Pinkie flying at you pussy first
>She smacks against your side and stays there
>"Mmmm, hi Nono..."
>She grinds against you
What the fuck? Twilight did you actually...
>Suddenly the sounds of screaming attracts your attention
>You look to the left and see Flitter flying at you, pussy first also
FUCK THAT!
>You take off running into town, and immediately regret it
>Oh god there are mares everywhere
>Flitter hits the back of your head with a thwack, knocking you on your stomach
>*SMACK* *THWAP* *PLOP* *SQUISH*
>You are reduced to a moaning and laying face first on the ground freak
>When they stop hitting your body, you stand
HOLY SHIT...
>You say through gritted teeth as half of P0nyville is now humping your back, drenching you in their fluids
>This is awful
>You are a walking pile of sex
HAVE TO...GET HOME...
>Step by step you walk along the path
>But of course your fucking luck...
>The school bell rings
>And shortly after, the sounds of filly screaming hit your ears
>Adrenaline is your best fucking friend right now as you somehow sprint down the path with almost all the mares in the town on your back
>You approach Carousel Boutique and jump inside, slamming the door behind you
>Sounds of filly cunt smacking against the door confirm you are safe for now
>"Hey Anon, I'm sorry."
>You slump over to the couch and sit down
>Well you would if these damn ponies weren't there
>You're sitting on them because they're on your ass
>There is a screech noise and the sound of tearing wallpaper
What the fuck?
>You stand and walk over to the stairs, the source of the noise
>Fucking Opal flies at your neck
>You grab her and try to pull off but she doesn't move
Fuck you Twilight.
>She whines and some mare on you squirts, hitting your ear
WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
>A meek voice calls out
>"S-Sorry."
>You shake your head and begin thinking of a plan
>Maybe you could somehow run home without being a walking pussy magnet for real
>But you know you can't run that fast
>Well, it's worth a shot
>The door breaks down and the school fillies come flying at you
SHIT!
>You try to turn but are not fast enough
>All of them smack against your front, leaving only your head untouched
>You take a step and the ground cracks
Jesus...
>Eventually you make it outside to see the sun is in the middle of the sky
How am I going to do this...
>As you're looking at the sky with P0nyville's mares on your back, a twinkle is seen from it
>You then recognize the twinkle as a massive crowd of ponies flying at you pussy first from Canterlot
>Leading the pack is Princess Celestia
Fuck that! All of you pegasi, start flying!
>They do and you actually get into the air and going quite fast
Into the Everfree!
>They fly you further away from the crowd of flying and freaking out ponies to a part of a swamp
>Then land because group humpings while flying is tiring apparently
>You sit on your pony throne with your filly coat on just staring out at the swamp
How am I going to get out of this one alive?
>The swamp begins to bubble and rise
>A fucking Hydra comes out
>But you know what, you'd rather die now than suffer from pony barrages
>The crowd of ponies comes over the side of the swamp and the Hydra's legs become weak
Oh shit.
>The Hydra flies at you with it's scaly folds first
AAAAHHHHH!
>...
>You awake in a hospital bed with Twilight next to you
Ugh...what...what happened?
>The doctor there speaks
>"When the magic wore off, we found you in the Everfree being used in tug of war by a manticore and a griffon's vagina."
>He just says that like there's not a problem with it and walks out
>Twilight smiles at you
>"I'm so glad you're okay Anon."
>You grab her by the face and throw her out the open window
Fucking Twilight...
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>Another damn day in this horseworld known as Equestria
>You open the door in the morning already knowing who is behind it
>Pinkie Pie...
>This pony has never left you alone since you've got here
>She wants the D but isn't too Clever about how to do it
>So she tries guessing your fetish
>But she will never find out...
>No one will
>She's standing there just smiling at you
>"Hey Anon, can you feel it?"
What?
>"Can you feel it?"
>You look at her questioningly
No?
>Ponies emerge from the bushes and gather
>A drumset is brought out and Pinkie rushes over to it
>Cranky Doodle comes out carrying a mic
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtMuz7J69s8&t=3m51s
>Oh god...
>Pinkie is rocking the drumset as Cranky tears up the mic
>The other ponies are backup singers or have additional instruments
>She couldn't have
>When they finish they all say good job to each other and just walk away, leaving you with Pinkie
>"Anon is Phil Collins your fetish?"
Yes.
>And you had the most passionate sex with her right there
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>FUCK in Equestria
>You wake up and are greeted by an asshole
>A fuzzy yellow one
Fluttershy, get the fuck out of my house before I kill you.
>She obviously didn't know you were awake and the sound of your voice startles her
>She poots in your face
THAT'S IT!
>You grab her and slam her onto the bed facing you
I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING WHORE! ALL YOUR DUMB BIMBO ASS EVER DOES IS PESTER ME UNTIL I'M THINKING OF KILLING MYSELF!
>With each insult you scream at her, she gets lower and lower to the matress
BUT A STUPID BITCH LIKE YOURSELF WOULDN'T NOTICE THAT WOULD YOU?! NOPE, YOU JUST WANT IT IN THE VAG, WELL GUESS WHAT, I FUCKING HATE YOU!
>She is too afraid to cry
STOP COMING OVER HERE, STOP ANNOYING ME, AND STOP-NO, FORGET ABOUT ME FOREVER! JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!
>She stares up at you terrified
>*PTPHTPHTHPTTHT*
>She shifts in the bed and jumps out quickly
>As she runs away, you look at the spot she was sitting at
>A brown smear is there
>You literally scared the shit out of her
Fucking Fluttershy...
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>Belt sander in Equestria
>You are Anon
>The belt sander
>You literally sand the conveyor belt in this factory
>It's your job
>Not too bad, except for the fact that you work with none other than Fluttershy
>She's crazy for you, but doesn't know how to show it
>At first it was a tiny flirt or a wink
>But now it's gotten more serious
>The conveyor moves again and you begin sanding it
Damn this thing's kinda bumpy...
>That's when you realize that there's actually a dildo right there
>A huge veiny dildo
>You glare at Fluttershy, in the position right behind yours
>"Is sanding a dildo your fetish?"
>You stare at her for a few seconds
Yes. Come here for a hug.
>She squeaks and comes over to you
>When she gets close enough you throw her onto the conveyor
>And punch her temple
>Out like a light
>She continues down the belt to the first phase in the recycling plant
>The crushers
>They slam her down with the other trash there to a bloody mush
>Damn, you're gonna need some soap to get that out
>Next up is the slicers
>They slice
>Like really what the fuck did you think they do?
>They chop her and pieces of smashed trash into cubes
>A Fluttercube is dropped out
>You stop the machine and pick it up
>"A-Anon..."
How the fuck are you still alive?!
>You spin the blood drenched cube in different directions until you see past it
>Half of Fluttershy is crawling on the ground towards you
>Oh, well that makes sense
>You walk over to her
>"I...I love you."
>You drop it on her head, splattering it
>And then clap the dust off your hands
I'm so fired.
>You say with a smile
>But it doesn't matter
>You averted
>Fucking Fluttershy
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>It's a date in Equestria
>Today is the day
>Your date with Fluttershy!
>You're so excited!
>...
>HAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING YOU HATE THAT BITCH
>You are you, you should know who you are and if you don't then...seek help
>And you're watching Chef school on the TV while doing it in your kitchen
>Because making food gets all the bitches
>Just kidding it's not that kind of chef school, this is Chef school
>You learn the ways of Chef
>And now you're practicing doggystyle on a mannequin
>To this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnNYXgV7L-c
>There is a knock on the door and a squeak
I wonder who that is.
>Not even said as a question
>Because you know who it is
>You walk over and open the door and Fluttershy is there
>But she has no strange object with her
What's your guess today Flutters?
>"Is the sun your fetish?"
>Wait a minute
>If she means the sun as in the actual sun...
>No that doesn't make any sense
>She's obviously talking about your actual fetish, sunbooty
>Mmmm dat wonderous white booty
Yes, sunbutt is my fetish.
>"Oh, yay!"
>She pulls out a button and presses it
>The ground begins to shake, sending you on your ass
>Thirteen feet away from you, the ground cracks
>What rises out of the ground is, you guessed it, a miniature fucking sun
>It lights the grass around it on fire and you feel your eyebrows singeing
>Fluttershy's mane is on fire and both of you are running around screaming at the intense heat
FLUTTERSHY TURN IT OFF!
>"I CAN'T IT'S REAL!"
AAAAHHHHHH!
>There is a loud SSSSSSS and you feel normal again
>You look up and see Luna and Celestia with their horns crossed
>"WHO CAUSED THIS?!"
>Screams Luna in her loud ass voice
>Celesita glares at you and then back to Fluttershy
>You point to her and Celestia...
>Well...
>Let's just say...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeFZXNDz7uA&t=1m29s
>Yeah.
>Some got on your shirt
>Or what was left of it
>Luna and Celestia hear the song playing in your house
>"Oh goodness Anon...mmmm"
>Celestia says as she walks inside
>Luna walks in too
>"The temperature seems to be rising."
>She bites her lip and bats her eyelids at you
>You then have sex with both Princesses at the same time
>Today was a fucking awesome day
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>A crazy day in Equestria
>You're walking into town to go to the market
>It's a pretty busy day
>Lots of ponies are out and walking around
>A specific mare catches your attention
>Twilight
>You've been trying to avoid her because she's fucking crazy
>She wants you to giggity her gashmoiggity with your googus
>But like hell you're doing that
>You try to lose her by cutting through a crowd
>You accidentally spin a pony, Lyra you think it was
>That one with the horn and lyre on her ass
>She goes spinning and hits Rarity, spilling Rarity's coffee onto her coat
>Rarity gasps dramatically
>"THIS IS THE WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!"
>She then glares at Lyra
>"Next time watch where you're walking, bimbo!"
>Lyra shoots a death glare back
>"Hey what did you just say bitch?"
>They're in each others faces and almost snarling
>Twilight runs over
>"What's going on here? Can't we all just enjoy the magic of friendsh-"
>She is blasted back by magic from both of them
>Now they both death stare each other with their horns glowing
>Rarity grinds her teeth
>"What did you call me you stupid slut?"
>Lyra shouts in her face as a response
>"Release the spell then whore!"
>Their talking becomes unintelligible as they spit insults and saliva at each other
>Then at one moment they begin firing their spells off at each other
>But miss awfully and the shots fire at ponies in the crowd
>Bon Bon turns to a chicken
>Spike is starts floating away like a balloon screaming for his life
>Fluttershy explodes into a swarm of wasps who terrorize the ponies
>You can't escape a wasp, a wasp lets you escape if it's feeling nice that day
>Fucking ogrepowered wasps
>You use this time to dip out of the scene to escape from Twilight
>But of course, a familiar zap sound occurs behind you and you feel your weight become that of zero as you are lifted up
>You are spun around to face Twilight
>Goody
>"Hello Anon. Time for some fun."
>Everything is dark
Hello?
>It becomes bright as a light comes on
>You are in Twilight's basement now
>She holds up three things to you
>A stapler, a huge carrot, and two dice
>"Tell me Anon, which do you want in first?"
>She then motions down to your butt
Oh no...no you will not.
>She leans in closer to you
>"Try me."
>Her whisper tickles your ear (or maybe her tongue) and you pull away from her
>She then flips you around and bends you over
>Your clothes disintegrate to ash
>She prods the carrot at your no no hole
NO NO!
>See told you it was a no no hole
TWILIGHT NO PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING!
>"Silly Anon...this is what I would want you to do anyways...it's my fetish."
NO! AAAAHHHHH!
>You scream out in pain as the carrot is pushed deep in your butthole
>Unlike you have read from Twilight's magazines, you feel absolutely no pleasure what so ever
TWILIGHT LET ME GO!
>"No."
>She giggles and continues pumping it in and out of you
>It burns so badly
>You've been tensing up this whole time and are starting to slip
>You...have to let it go...
>As soon as you do, you no longer feel pain
>You feel something else
>Deep in your chest, rising out to the surface of your body
>So much...power
>"Anon...Anon what's happening?!"
>She pulls the carrot out and you let out a scream of release
>An explosion occurs that destroys Twilight's house
>Standing in the rubble butt naked is you
>You look down to your hands
>You feel so...powerful
>Then you look to Twilight who is loopy after a book hit her in the head
Twilight...mirror.
>She magics a mirror into existance and you hold it up
>Is that...golden...hair
I DID IT! I FINALLY DID IT!
>"What?"
YES YES YES YES! I DID IT!
>"What did you do?!"
I am Anon, the super saiyan!
>"Anon that's silly, you am no real super sand."
>What did this bitch just say?
>You grab her by the mane and throw her
>She goes through three buildings and crashes on a stand in the market
>But is somehow still alive because this is anime, fuck your logic
>You fly out after her, just like Gohan said how to do it
>She has crashed into an...onion stand
>A breeze that carries the scent of onions whizzes past your golden ballfro
>"Who did it...who broke those poor onions?!"
>Shrek stands there
>He looks at you and withdraws a little
>"Lad, you're pretty...bare."
>All you do is nod
Shrek, Twilight is the one who smashed the onions.
>"Thanks."
>He turns to her
>"Any last words before it's ogre?"
>She nods slightly
>"Anon..."
>She looks up at you
>"Is...being a super saiyan your fetish?"
Yes.
>You proudly say
>There is a blinding flash of light
>And the Twilight is gone
>You look at Shrek
>He looks at you
>You say in unison
"Wat."
>Then the same blinding light happens and Twilight is standing there looking rejuvinated
>And she has...wings?!
Twilight what the fuck?!
>"I completed my mission...to find your fetish...and Princess Celestia granted me to become an Alicorn!"
>Your eye twitches
No.
>She stops smiling and looks at you
>"What?"
Nope. Shrek?
>He nods
>You cockslap her, knocking her to the ground with your burning super sayain dock
>Then Shrek bodyslams her, snapping her back like a twig
>Now you and Shrek rampage the land to find and bring to justice all of the possible Mary Sue's in Equestria
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>DayDay in Equestria
>You are Anon
>And you have the worst life ever
>Some freak accident spell and Princess Luna was given the personality of an ignorant black woman
>And you happen to be in charge of her to make sure she doesn't cut anyone or something
>Only because she supposedly loves you
>Oh and she doesn't like to be called Luna anymore, she made this clear
>Her name is DayDay
>...yeah
>You find her at the marketplace of Canterlot screaming at some wig merchant
>"BITCH! I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST INSULT MY MANE!"
DayDay relax please.
>She huffs and sits down forcefully
>You turn to the merchant
What seems to be the problem?
>"I was just saying how beautiful her mane was, and she took it as if I wanted to take it for a wig. So then I thought maybe if I say it isn't good then she'll stop screaming at me..."
>Damn this pony talks a lot
Oh okay. DayDay please apologize to the merchant.
>"I ain't apologizing to no pony, I'm going the buffet for some food."
>She gets up and walks away and you pay the merchant a few bits to not report her to the guards
>When you catch up to her you see her digging her face in a cake and talking to Celly
>Celly doesn't really mind that much
>You come over and sit between them both
Ladies.
>Celly smiles and DayDay punches your shoulder
>"Stop bein so formal, this is a buffet!"
>A butler comes by with a plate
>He puts it down in front of DayDay
>"For you, my majesty."
>She takes off the lid and squeaks with joy
>"WATERMELON!"
>She digs her face into it as you and Celestia shake your heads
>Some ballroom music is playing
>She finishes her food and teleports to the ponies playing the music
>She whispers something in their ears and then teleports to the middle of the stage
>Music starts playing and a Zebra with gold teeth and a diamond necklace comes out
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM7e5tsYOi8&t=0m19s
>She grabs you with her magic and pulls you to the dance floor
>As everyone else watches in horror, she grinds herself onto you
>Then she pushes you onto the ground and begins grinding you for real, making herself really wet
>Princess Celestia stops the music and grabs DayDay with her magic
>"What do you think you're doing?! This is unacceptable behavior Luna!"
>Oh shit.
>She called her Luna
>DayDay bucks through the magic at Celestia, kicking her in the face and sending her to the ground
>Then she grabs you and teleports out
>She rips off your pants as you lay on the roof
>"You're gonna be mine now, bitch."
>She slams herself down on you
>Holy shit when did you get hard?
>Doesn't matter, being raped
>You try to push her off you and then there is an explosion noise
>Both of you look over to see a pissed off Celestia standing on roof also
>She pulls DayDay off you and holds her up to the sky
>"You leave me no choice. Luna I hearby banish you to the moon for another thousand years!"
>As Celestia charges up magic to send her there, DayDay rants
>"Oh I see, you want to bring our kind down huh, you racist bitch! Why don't you send the whole Zebra population then Sunbutt?!"
>In a flash of light DayDay is now gone and Celesita is there smiling at you
>"It's about damn time. Hey, want me to you know..."
>She motions to your dick
>Sex with both Princesses in one night?
Fuck yeah.
>...
>Twilight Sparkle looks up to the moon as she goes to sleep
>A picture of a chicken leg appears on it
>Fucking DayDay
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>A serious day in Equestria
>You awake and stretch your arms out with a yawn
>It feels good to be alive
>Walk into the bathroom and do your routine of shaving while you shower
>When you finish you dress and head downstairs
>Check the fridge
>Empty
>Shit, looks like you have to leave the house today
>You grab a sack of bits from the counter and head out
>Or you would, if Princess Luna wasn't right there
>She pesters you every day
>She wants sex but like hell are you going to fuck a princess
>That would give you too much attention to the public
>Also, she's a fucking horse
Luna, please move. I need to get food.
>"No. You're going to love me this instant!"
>She stomps the ground, cracking your floor a bit
>Then you feel weightless as you are lifted into the air
>The door slams behind her as she walks inside still holding you up with her magic
>She carries you up to your room and throws you on the bed
>Your plan to get up and book it for the door is spoiled by a headbutt from moonhorse
Ugh...
>Groan as you grab your head
>You feel pushed into the bed
>Luna is using her magic again and she removes your clothes with it
Luna! Stop this!
>She just licks her lips as a response to your struggling
>Then she casts a spell on your mouth, sealing it
>She crawls onto you and plants a kiss on your nose
>"Shhh."
>She gives you a seductive look and trails her tongue down your body
>She wraps her mouth around your member
>As much as you don't want to have sex with her, this feels really good and makes you hard
>Damn these ponies and their erectifying abilities
>She swirls her tongue around your balls as she accepts you deep into her throat
>You're coming close and she notices this, so she pulls off
>If you could move your mouth you would groan in frustration
>She turns you around to face her
>She smiles in your face and sits forward
>You feel your mouth being pried open and then you notice something
>Something...bulging
>Where her vagina should be
>Wait a minute...
>Then it hits you
>In the tonsils
>She thrusts her hips, pushing her hulking phallus deeper down your throat
>Your body does it's thing and makes you gag
>She pulls out and you throw up on the bed
>"Now now Anonymous, don't make such a mess."
>She says as she levitates the vomit stained sheets off the bed
>She then presents herself to you
>"Do you like it?"
>She does a little spin
>"I found an old spell book in the royal library. It helped me get this."
>She nudges her huge member
>"Now I know how you stallions feel...but I want more."
>She approaches you
>All you can do is watch as she spins you around
>You feel her warm and wet tongue across your pucker hole
>It enters and prods around as you try to tighten to push out the intruder
>But it is useless and she pulls out eventually
>"Mmmmm...your taste is...unique."
>Then you feel something poke against you
>You try to yell out for help but it sounds like if you had a hand over your mouth
>She pushes and the tip of her memeber enters you
>You groan out in pain and try to squirm
>But the magic keeps you completely still
>Fucking magic
>She pushes the rest of it into you
>It burns so god damn much
>Your muffled screams make her laugh as she pumps in and out of you
>She stops momentarily and spins you on your back
>You stare at her with hatred and rage
>As soon as she lets up with this spell you're going to break her fucking neck
>She pumps in again and curls over you
>Damn she's flexible
>She wraps her mouth around your member as she pushes herself deeper into you
>The pain of her thick one and a half foot member is keeping you from shooting your load into her mouth
>She then pushes in extremely deep and holds it there for a few seconds
>She groans out in pleasure as she empties her warm and sticky seed inside of you
>Then she pulls out with a pop, releasing some blood and semen from your ass
>Scratch that
>A lot of blood and semen from your ass
>She brings your member down her throat again and holds it there, just snaking her tongue along the base of it
>This pushes you over the edge and you squirt out your own cum down her throat
>She greedily consumes all that spills out after she lets you off
>Then she laps up the puddle forming from your butt
>Afterwards, she looks at you
>"So...how was it for you?"
>Time to get her
>You smile
>She smiles back and laughs
>"Oh...this is great!"
>She releases the spell she holds on you
>You quickly sit forward and grab her horn
>Then crack it off
>She screams out in pain and bucks you across the room
>You slam against the wall hard with Luna's horn in your hand
>Then you watch as her penis slowly shrinks back into a clitoris
>She runs out fast and leaves you there on the ground
God...damn it...
>You crush the horn to a powder in your hand
>Surprisingly, you can stand and make it to the shower
>You clean yourself over and over again
>Each time you felt like you got all of it out, more came out
>When you finally got all of it out of you, you exit and get dressed
>Time to file some lawsuits
>Before you can reach the door, it flies off it's hinges
>Princess Celestia is there with a bandaged forehead Luna
>"Anonymous! For rape and assault of Princess Luna, I hereby sentence you to death!"
She told you that she was raped?! I was the one being raped!
>"Luna, if what you said is true, there should be a bloodstain on the bed. Guard!"
>A guard p0ny runs in and up the stairs
Look you've got this wrong-
>A yellow glow wraps your neck, silencing you with it's tightness
>The guard returns
>"There was blood on the bed...it smelled of sex and vomit in there."
>He scowls at you before moving back behind Luna
>Son of a bitch
>...
>You are now at the town square, Luna's picking of your execution area
>A big p0ny with a sledgehammer in his mouth stands there as you are chained to the stage by the neck
>A few p0nies you would call friends are there in the crowd, all crying
>The rest of them growl at you, shout insults, or throw things
>A bottle smashes against your head
>You look out and see Berry glaring back at you
>Princess Celestia's voice rings out across the land
>"On account of rape and assault of royalty, Anonymous shall be executed. The council agreed that even though he is an endangered species in this land, that was as worst a crime as he could have committed."
>She steps to your side and puts a hoof on your head, pushing you into the stage
>"Does anyp0ny have any last words?"
>Luna, of all ponies, raises her hoof
>Celestia moves away and Luna bends down to you
>"Love you."
>She winks
>The p0ny brings the hammer down

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>A crazy ass day in Equestria
>You are walking down the street when a carriage hits you, sending you into it
>Guess who's right there?
>The mane fucking six
>Fluttershy moans at your form now squished in between the both of Pinkie and her
>The carriage then takes flight
>"Hey Anon!"
>Says Twilight
Oh hey. Where we going?
>"To Canterlot to visit the Princess! Want to come?"
>You look out the window at the 100 ft drop
Sure.
>Fluttershy begins grinding herself on your leg as you talk to Pinkie
So wait a minute...the whole thing?
>"That's right! A whole banana! Peel and all!"
Jesus that's crazy...
>Fluttershy looks up from licking your crotch area a little interested
No you pervert we were talking about cupcake recipes.
>She whines and looks away
>The carriage lands and you enter Canterlot
>It's a lot bigger than you imagined
>More fancy too
They probably have the most luxurious shitter in the world...
>Oh shit nigger you just said that out loud
>All the eyes are on you as you stand in the street
>Twilight casually walks ahead of you and nods
>"They do!"
>You follow Twilight Splergle into the castle with Fluttershy humping the back of your head like those things from Metroid
>"Okay, the Princess should be in her room."
>Once again you all follow her down some hallways until you get to a door with a sun on it
I imagine this is where she lives then?
>"Yup!"
>Says Twilight cheerfully
>She knocks on the door a few times and it opens
>Celestia is eating a banana
Hey Tia!
>You wave to her from the back of the crowd and she winks at you
>That obviously means she wants the D
>Whoa what? Brain relax
>"Come on inside!"
>She opens the door allowing you all inside
>Man you'd love to be inside that...
>Jesus brain stop it
>"So what brings you all up to Canterlot?"
>Pinkie bounces over
>"We wanted to invite you to a PARTY!"
>You tear Fluttershy from your ass so you can sit and throw her across the room
>No one notices her smash against a vase
>"Oh that's lovely Pinkie Pie. I'll be sure to come then. Now if you'll excuse me I have some business to attend to."
>She walks into another room and the rest of the ponies leave
>Dude this is your chance to get some phat white booty
>Yeah...do it
>You succumb to the voices in your head and continue over to the room Tia went into
>Pushing the door open a little you see her on the toilet
>She's...beautiful the way she elegantly sits on that thing...
>Fuck brain this is why we don't have a girlfriend
>There is a noise that draws your attention from the door
>You turn and see Fluttershy there rubbing her head
>"Ouch Anon...why did you throw me?"
SSHHHH! Can't you see I'm trying to get that hot Princess ass?
>"Is hot princess ass your fetish?"
Ugh...yes, now will you please help me?
>Fluttershy's eyes twinkle
>"I got this."
>She grabs something and charges into the bathroom
>There is a loud crack noise and a thump
Fluttershy!
>You look in the room and see Celestia laying on the ground unconscious
GOD DAMN IT FLUTTERSHY YOU KNOCKED OUT THE FUCKING PRINCESS?!
>Fluttershy then bends down and puts a hoof on Tia's neck
>"No..."
Oh my god. You killed the Princess...we're going to jail, we're going to jail, we're going to get pounded in the ass in prison and I do not want that Fluttershy! What do WE DO!?
>There is a knock at the door
>"Princess Celestia! You have a visitor!"
>Both of you look at each other
>Then back to the door
>...
>The door opens and you move Celestia's head while laying under the covers behind her body
>You have taped her eyes open and attached a string to her jaw so you can open her mouth
>Fluttershy speaks for her
>"Yes?"
>"Princess, you have a visitor."
>In walks Cadance and the guards leave
>"Hello, Celly. How have you been."
>She approaches
>"Wait wait stop right there! I have a terrible cold! I wouldn't want you getting it!"
>You kick Fluttershy and she makes a cough noise
>"Oh no, that's awful. Well would you like me to come another time?"
>You make her nod
>"I will call for the doctors as I leave okay?"
>"Uh uh no that won't be necessary!"
>"Why not?"
>She asks confused
>"It's just a um tiny thing that's been going around, I wouldn't worry that much about it."
>"But Celly, alicorns don't get regular sicknesses. Please you don't sound well, I'll be right back."
>She exits the room and shuts the door behind her
FLUTTERSHY WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!
>"I KNOW SUGAR BUNS!"
>You narrow your eyes at her
Don't ever call me that again if you value your life.
>She squeaks and hides a little
>You stand up and look around the room
Help me think Fluttershy!
>"Help you think of what?!"
Just say random things and my mind will think of a solution!
>"What?!"
JUST DO IT WOMAN!
>"Candy canes! Hoola hoops! Jump rope!"
ROPE! THAT'S IT!
>...
>The doors to the room open as you and Fluttershy just make it outside of the balcony and shut the doors
>You peep through the crack in the balcony doors and see if your illusion worked
>They are all on the ground in tears at the sight of Celestia hanging herself on the ceiling fan and is spinning around
>You jump on Fluttershy's back and she cums immediately
Get down there safely you nasty equine.
>While moaning all the way she flies you back down to the rest of the group that is now shopping
>Rarity spots you
>"Where have you been Anonymous?"
Eh, nowhere important.
>Today was a different day

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>The fourth wall in Equestria
>You wake up to...nothing
>God damn this is the first time in a while you've just woken up because you actually woke up
>You stand and stretch
>Scratch your nuts and walk over to the computer
>Some Namefag called "The Sluggish Cr0c0dile" is requesting things to write stories about
>You, being the vastly minded and incredibly witted quick thinker you are, type in
my dick
>You smile to yourself as you believe you have completely stumped the writer and then you go to the bathroom for your morning routine
>A shit and shower
>Don't grow facial hair
>Doesn't matter though
>Not when you got the ballfro
>There's a knock on the door when you're finished and you head downstairs to answer it
>Guess what, it's Fluttershy
>"Hey Anon, chainsaws?"
>She pulls out one and revs it up
Wait do you mean if I like them or if they are my fetish?
>She narrows her eyes at you
>"Yes."
>You kick her in the chest, sending her flying back
>But she has wings, duh, and catches herself
SHIT!
>You take off running into town being chased by a flying Fluttershy dragging a chainsaw
>You run into a house on 6th street and come out of one right across from it
>Flutters goes in the one you went in and comes out down the street diagonal from you
>You go back in the door you came from and come out the one she came out from
>This confuses your head so you take off running to Twilight's house
>You bang on the door for your life and is flings open
>Twilight looks like shit and stops Fluttershy from impaling you with her magic
Jeez Twilight you look a mess. What's wrong?
>"Get in here!"
>She grabs both you and Fluttershy and pulls you inside, slamming the door behind you
Hey what's the big idea-Holy shit.
>There is a huge penis coming out of a portal it looks like
>And it's a human penis
>You avert your gaze
Twilight, what the fuck?!
>"I don't know what's going on! But it's yours!"
What?!
>You shift your body and sure enough it also moves
This is disgusting Twilight!
>"Well I didn't do it!"
>She releases Fluttershy as you both argue about the huge phallus right there
>Fluttershy looks up at it and hearts float around her as she flies up to it
>When she gets about a few inches away you can feel her breath on your dick
Fluttershy! Get away from me!
>"No Anon! If I can't have you...then no pony can!"
>She revs up the chainsaw and slices your miniman clean off
>Blood gushes from your crotch as you and Twilight scream
>...
>You awake in the hospital with a bandage on your crotch
>You can't feel your dick so you're pretty sure it's gone
>A doctor comes in with Twilight and she smiles at you
>"Hey..."
Hey.
>You look to the doctor
Doctor, couldn't you have reattached my dick?
>He sighs
>"If we could find it. The only human penis found was at Fluttershy's house, but it was obviously fake being 10 ft tall and used as a centerpiece on the table."
Oh my god...
>"I'm terribly sorry for your loss."
Get out of here.
>He nods and walks out
>Twilight shakes her head
>"I just don't understand...what could make that happen?"
I don't know Twilight...I don't know.
>A vibration noise is heard
>You pick up your phone and have Twilight charge it because it alerted you that it was almost dying
>Eh, while you have it out you might as well check the thread to see if that faggot wrote the story
>You refresh the page and read word by word what you are reading now
>You drop the phone
Fucking Namefag.

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Damn this field work is tough
>"Ya sure said it sugarcube. The plantin is the hardest part. Well the plowin part anyways."
>Hello reader
>You are Anonymous
>Betcha didn't see that coming!
>And you're out working with Applejack
>And that's when things started to get hot
It's getting pretty hot out here Applejack.
>"Yeah...wanna take a break?"
Sure.
>You both head back over to the barn for some apple cider
>Not the alcoholic one, the other one
>Can't be drinking on the job man what are you stupid?
>Applejack picks her mug up to toast
>You clank the mugs together and take a swig
>"So Anon, how's life been treatin ya?"
Pretty good actually. No Fluttershy in like a week.
>"Ah don't see why ya can't like a mare like that Anon! She's the cutest darn thing ya ever did see!"
Not so cute when she comes to my front door and shoots gummy worms out of her butthole at me like a machinegun.
>ONE GOT IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
>Applejack's eyes widen and she just stares at you, imagining it
>"Ah...Ah...Ah don't...what?"
Don't worry about it. Hey are you okay?
>You say as you notice the redness on her cheeks
>"O-Oh it's nothing...just got a fancy for anal play...if yer interested?"
>She bites her lip and turns a bit, showing you that gloriously plump booty
>HHHHNNNNNNGGGGG
>As if she already knows you have a massive erection, she stands and sways her hips as she walks over to the barn
>"Anooon...the barn is empty...come on in~"
>Jesus this scenario changed fast
>You run over to her and slam the barn doors shut after you
>"Come and get it tiger..."
>She says as she lays face down ass up on a pile of hay, showing you her clenching pucker hole
>You pull down your pants and are about to enter this farm pony's bootay when there is a knock on the barn door
>You pull your pants back up as Applejack yells
>"Who is it?"
>"O-Oh it's me, Fluttershy."
>Applejack gives you a look and with a groan you walk over to the door
>When you open it you see her in a tight green suit with only holes for her tail, reproductive and digestive organs, and her mouth
Fluttershy how did you even get here with that on?
>Applejack comes over and is completely shocked at this
>"Come on Anon, Fluttershy's being weird right now."
>She pulls you back inside and shuts the door
>You pull your pants down again and position yourself to enter
>And you don't notice the green object approaching you from your left
>The instant your dick prods her ass, there is a noise
>"PTHTHPTHPTHPTHHHBLLPTPLTLPLPBPTLBPBLTPB*SPLAT*"
>Fluttershy has just farted on Applejack until shit flew out of her
>Applejack runs out screaming while Fluttershy looks up at you with a smile
>It's creepy how she can still see you with that on
>"No pony gets my Anon."
Fuck you Fluttershy.

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>A weird day in Equestria
>You're walking down the street to Twilight's house for your daily dose of magic
>Apparently you've been personally selected by Princess Celestia to be her star pupil's magical guinea pig
>Woo hoo for you
>Last week the Elements of harmony themselves had to stop you when she turned you into a crossbreed of a Hydra and a Dragon
>Basically a four headed flying Hydra
>So you can't wait to see what Sparkle has for you today
>Knock on her door and wait a few minutes until Spike opens it
>"Hey man. She's downstairs."
Thanks.
>You walk in and he leaves, closing the door behind him
>Then you walk down into her basement 
Twilight?
>A smash is heard and she comes out from under her desk
What are you doing there?
>"Ugh..."
>She rubs her horn
>"I was getting something under the desk...you startled me."
Oh, sorry.
>She stands up straight and moves to the middle of the room
>"Okay come on I have a new spell to test out."
Please don't make it involve you having sex with me. Because you already try that enough.
>She blushes, because it is true
>She wants the D
You know what, nevermind. Do you do magical requests?
>"Uh what?"
Can you make me a pussy magnet?
>She looks at the ground for a second and then looks back up
>"Sure."
>You walk into the middle of the room and she glows her horn
>A wall of purple is spawned around you
>The walls close in on you with and with a flash everything is back to normal
>Well...almost normal
>Twilight is now attached to your stomach by her...vagina?
Twilight...get off.
>She pushes against you
>"I can't!"
>You grab her mane and pull away from you
>Nothing
You know when I heard that horses could use every muscle in their vagina, I didn't think they could make it like a suction cup. Seriously, get the fuck off me.
>"I...I can't! You said you wanted to be a pussy magnet!"
Wait wait...god damn it Twilight I didn't mean literally you dense horse! Reverse it!
>"All spells last a day, don't you know that?"
Yeah you tell me every fucking day Twilight.
>She is quiet
I'm going home to find something to help me pry you off.
>You walk up the stairs and out the door
>"Anon this isn't a good idea."
Shut it Sparkle.
>You take a few steps and then hear a strange noise
>Like a weeee noise
>You turn and see Pinkie flying at you pussy first
>She smacks against your side and stays there
>"Mmmm, hi Nono..."
>She grinds against you
What the fuck? Twilight did you actually...
>Suddenly the sounds of screaming attracts your attention
>You look to the left and see Flitter flying at you, pussy first also
FUCK THAT!
>You take off running into town, and immediately regret it
>Oh god there are mares everywhere
>Flitter hits the back of your head with a thwack, knocking you on your stomach
>*SMACK* *THWAP* *PLOP* *SQUISH*
>You are reduced to a moaning and laying face first on the ground freak
>When they stop hitting your body, you stand
HOLY SHIT...
>You say through gritted teeth as half of P0nyville is now humping your back, drenching you in their fluids
>This is awful
>You are a walking pile of sex
HAVE TO...GET HOME...
>Step by step you walk along the path
>But of course your fucking luck...
>The school bell rings
>And shortly after, the sounds of filly screaming hit your ears
>Adrenaline is your best fucking friend right now as you somehow sprint down the path with almost all the mares in the town on your back
>You approach Carousel Boutique and jump inside, slamming the door behind you
>Sounds of filly cunt smacking against the door confirm you are safe for now
>"Hey Anon, I'm sorry."
>You slump over to the couch and sit down
>Well you would if these damn ponies weren't there
>You're sitting on them because they're on your ass
>There is a screech noise and the sound of tearing wallpaper
What the fuck?
>You stand and walk over to the stairs, the source of the noise
>Fucking Opal flies at your neck
>You grab her and try to pull off but she doesn't move
Fuck you Twilight.
>She whines and some mare on you squirts, hitting your ear
WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
>A meek voice calls out
>"S-Sorry."
>You shake your head and begin thinking of a plan
>Maybe you could somehow run home without being a walking pussy magnet for real
>But you know you can't run that fast
>Well, it's worth a shot
>The door breaks down and the school fillies come flying at you
SHIT!
>You try to turn but are not fast enough
>All of them smack against your front, leaving only your head untouched
>You take a step and the ground cracks
Jesus...
>Eventually you make it outside to see the sun is in the middle of the sky
How am I going to do this...
>As you're looking at the sky with P0nyville's mares on your back, a twinkle is seen from it
>You then recognize the twinkle as a massive crowd of ponies flying at you pussy first from Canterlot
>Leading the pack is Princess Celestia
Fuck that! All of you pegasi, start flying!
>They do and you actually get into the air and going quite fast
Into the Everfree!
>They fly you further away from the crowd of flying and freaking out ponies to a part of a swamp
>Then land because group humpings while flying is tiring apparently
>You sit on your pony throne with your filly coat on just staring out at the swamp
How am I going to get out of this one alive?
>The swamp begins to bubble and rise
>A fucking Hydra comes out
>But you know what, you'd rather die now than suffer from pony barrages
>The crowd of ponies comes over the side of the swamp and the Hydra's legs become weak
Oh shit.
>The Hydra flies at you with it's scaly folds first
AAAAHHHHH!
>...
>You awake in a hospital bed with Twilight next to you
Ugh...what...what happened?
>The doctor there speaks
>"When the magic wore off, we found you in the Everfree being used in tug of war by a manticore and a griffon's vagina."
>He just says that like there's not a problem with it and walks out
>Twilight smiles at you
>"I'm so glad you're okay Anon."
>You grab her by the face and throw her out the open window
Fucking Twilight...

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>Another damn day in this horseworld known as Equestria
>You open the door in the morning already knowing who is behind it
>Pinkie Pie...
>This pony has never left you alone since you've got here
>She wants the D but isn't too Clever about how to do it
>So she tries guessing your fetish
>But she will never find out...
>No one will
>She's standing there just smiling at you
>"Hey Anon, can you feel it?"
What?
>"Can you feel it?"
>You look at her questioningly
No?
>Ponies emerge from the bushes and gather
>A drumset is brought out and Pinkie rushes over to it
>Cranky Doodle comes out carrying a mic
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtMuz7J69s8&t=3m51s
>Oh god...
>Pinkie is rocking the drumset as Cranky tears up the mic
>The other ponies are backup singers or have additional instruments
>She couldn't have
>When they finish they all say good job to each other and just walk away, leaving you with Pinkie
>"Anon is Phil Collins your fetish?"
Yes.
>And you had the most passionate sex with her right there

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>FUCK in Equestria
>You wake up and are greeted by an asshole
>A fuzzy yellow one
Fluttershy, get the fuck out of my house before I kill you.
>She obviously didn't know you were awake and the sound of your voice startles her
>She poots in your face
THAT'S IT!
>You grab her and slam her onto the bed facing you
I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING WHORE! ALL YOUR DUMB BIMBO ASS EVER DOES IS PESTER ME UNTIL I'M THINKING OF KILLING MYSELF!
>With each insult you scream at her, she gets lower and lower to the matress
BUT A STUPID BITCH LIKE YOURSELF WOULDN'T NOTICE THAT WOULD YOU?! NOPE, YOU JUST WANT IT IN THE VAG, WELL GUESS WHAT, I FUCKING HATE YOU!
>She is too afraid to cry
STOP COMING OVER HERE, STOP ANNOYING ME, AND STOP-NO, FORGET ABOUT ME FOREVER! JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!
>She stares up at you terrified
>*PTPHTPHTHPTTHT*
>She shifts in the bed and jumps out quickly
>As she runs away, you look at the spot she was sitting at
>A brown smear is there
>You literally scared the shit out of her
Fucking Fluttershy...

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>Belt sander in Equestria
>You are Anon
>The belt sander
>You literally sand the conveyor belt in this factory
>It's your job
>Not too bad, except for the fact that you work with none other than Fluttershy
>She's crazy for you, but doesn't know how to show it
>At first it was a tiny flirt or a wink
>But now it's gotten more serious
>The conveyor moves again and you begin sanding it
Damn this thing's kinda bumpy...
>That's when you realize that there's actually a dildo right there
>A huge veiny dildo
>You glare at Fluttershy, in the position right behind yours
>"Is sanding a dildo your fetish?"
>You stare at her for a few seconds
Yes. Come here for a hug.
>She squeaks and comes over to you
>When she gets close enough you throw her onto the conveyor
>And punch her temple
>Out like a light
>She continues down the belt to the first phase in the recycling plant
>The crushers
>They slam her down with the other trash there to a bloody mush
>Damn, you're gonna need some soap to get that out
>Next up is the slicers
>They slice
>Like really what the fuck did you think they do?
>They chop her and pieces of smashed trash into cubes
>A Fluttercube is dropped out
>You stop the machine and pick it up
>"A-Anon..."
How the fuck are you still alive?!
>You spin the blood drenched cube in different directions until you see past it
>Half of Fluttershy is crawling on the ground towards you
>Oh, well that makes sense
>You walk over to her
>"I...I love you."
>You drop it on her head, splattering it
>And then clap the dust off your hands
I'm so fired.
>You say with a smile
>But it doesn't matter
>You averted
>Fucking Fluttershy

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>It's a date in Equestria
>Today is the day
>Your date with Fluttershy!
>You're so excited!
>...
>HAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING YOU HATE THAT BITCH
>You are you, you should know who you are and if you don't then...seek help
>And you're watching Chef school on the TV while doing it in your kitchen
>Because making food gets all the bitches
>Just kidding it's not that kind of chef school, this is Chef school
>You learn the ways of Chef
>And now you're practicing doggystyle on a mannequin
>To this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnNYXgV7L-c
>There is a knock on the door and a squeak
I wonder who that is.
>Not even said as a question
>Because you know who it is
>You walk over and open the door and Fluttershy is there
>But she has no strange object with her
What's your guess today Flutters?
>"Is the sun your fetish?"
>Wait a minute
>If she means the sun as in the actual sun...
>No that doesn't make any sense
>She's obviously talking about your actual fetish, sunbooty
>Mmmm dat wonderous white booty
Yes, sunbutt is my fetish.
>"Oh, yay!"
>She pulls out a button and presses it
>The ground begins to shake, sending you on your ass
>Thirteen feet away from you, the ground cracks
>What rises out of the ground is, you guessed it, a miniature fucking sun
>It lights the grass around it on fire and you feel your eyebrows singeing
>Fluttershy's mane is on fire and both of you are running around screaming at the intense heat
FLUTTERSHY TURN IT OFF!
>"I CAN'T IT'S REAL!"
AAAAHHHHHH!
>There is a loud SSSSSSS and you feel normal again
>You look up and see Luna and Celestia with their horns crossed
>"WHO CAUSED THIS?!"
>Screams Luna in her loud ass voice
>Celesita glares at you and then back to Fluttershy
>You point to her and Celestia...
>Well...
>Let's just say...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeFZXNDz7uA&t=1m29s
>Yeah.
>Some got on your shirt
>Or what was left of it
>Luna and Celestia hear the song playing in your house
>"Oh goodness Anon...mmmm"
>Celestia says as she walks inside
>Luna walks in too
>"The temperature seems to be rising."
>She bites her lip and bats her eyelids at you
>You then have sex with both Princesses at the same time
>Today was a fucking awesome day

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>A crazy day in Equestria
>You're walking into town to go to the market
>It's a pretty busy day
>Lots of ponies are out and walking around
>A specific mare catches your attention
>Twilight
>You've been trying to avoid her because she's fucking crazy
>She wants you to giggity her gashmoiggity with your googus
>But like hell you're doing that
>You try to lose her by cutting through a crowd
>You accidentally spin a pony, Lyra you think it was
>That one with the horn and lyre on her ass
>She goes spinning and hits Rarity, spilling Rarity's coffee onto her coat
>Rarity gasps dramatically
>"THIS IS THE WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!"
>She then glares at Lyra
>"Next time watch where you're walking, bimbo!"
>Lyra shoots a death glare back
>"Hey what did you just say bitch?"
>They're in each others faces and almost snarling
>Twilight runs over
>"What's going on here? Can't we all just enjoy the magic of friendsh-"
>She is blasted back by magic from both of them
>Now they both death stare each other with their horns glowing
>Rarity grinds her teeth
>"What did you call me you stupid slut?"
>Lyra shouts in her face as a response
>"Release the spell then whore!"
>Their talking becomes unintelligible as they spit insults and saliva at each other
>Then at one moment they begin firing their spells off at each other
>But miss awfully and the shots fire at ponies in the crowd
>Bon Bon turns to a chicken
>Spike is starts floating away like a balloon screaming for his life
>Fluttershy explodes into a swarm of wasps who terrorize the ponies
>You can't escape a wasp, a wasp lets you escape if it's feeling nice that day
>Fucking ogrepowered wasps
>You use this time to dip out of the scene to escape from Twilight
>But of course, a familiar zap sound occurs behind you and you feel your weight become that of zero as you are lifted up
>You are spun around to face Twilight
>Goody
>"Hello Anon. Time for some fun."
>Everything is dark
Hello?
>It becomes bright as a light comes on
>You are in Twilight's basement now
>She holds up three things to you
>A stapler, a huge carrot, and two dice
>"Tell me Anon, which do you want in first?"
>She then motions down to your butt
Oh no...no you will not.
>She leans in closer to you
>"Try me."
>Her whisper tickles your ear (or maybe her tongue) and you pull away from her
>She then flips you around and bends you over
>Your clothes disintegrate to ash
>She prods the carrot at your no no hole
NO NO!
>See told you it was a no no hole
TWILIGHT NO PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING!
>"Silly Anon...this is what I would want you to do anyways...it's my fetish."
NO! AAAAHHHHH!
>You scream out in pain as the carrot is pushed deep in your butthole
>Unlike you have read from Twilight's magazines, you feel absolutely no pleasure what so ever
TWILIGHT LET ME GO!
>"No."
>She giggles and continues pumping it in and out of you
>It burns so badly
>You've been tensing up this whole time and are starting to slip
>You...have to let it go...
>As soon as you do, you no longer feel pain
>You feel something else
>Deep in your chest, rising out to the surface of your body
>So much...power
>"Anon...Anon what's happening?!"
>She pulls the carrot out and you let out a scream of release
>An explosion occurs that destroys Twilight's house
>Standing in the rubble butt naked is you
>You look down to your hands
>You feel so...powerful
>Then you look to Twilight who is loopy after a book hit her in the head
Twilight...mirror.
>She magics a mirror into existance and you hold it up
>Is that...golden...hair
I DID IT! I FINALLY DID IT!
>"What?"
YES YES YES YES! I DID IT!
>"What did you do?!"
I am Anon, the super saiyan!
>"Anon that's silly, you am no real super sand."
>What did this bitch just say?
>You grab her by the mane and throw her
>She goes through three buildings and crashes on a stand in the market
>But is somehow still alive because this is anime, fuck your logic
>You fly out after her, just like Gohan said how to do it
>She has crashed into an...onion stand
>A breeze that carries the scent of onions whizzes past your golden ballfro
>"Who did it...who broke those poor onions?!"
>Shrek stands there
>He looks at you and withdraws a little
>"Lad, you're pretty...bare."
>All you do is nod
Shrek, Twilight is the one who smashed the onions.
>"Thanks."
>He turns to her
>"Any last words before it's ogre?"
>She nods slightly
>"Anon..."
>She looks up at you
>"Is...being a super saiyan your fetish?"
Yes.
>You proudly say
>There is a blinding flash of light
>And the Twilight is gone
>You look at Shrek
>He looks at you
>You say in unison
"Wat."
>Then the same blinding light happens and Twilight is standing there looking rejuvinated
>And she has...wings?!
Twilight what the fuck?!
>"I completed my mission...to find your fetish...and Princess Celestia granted me to become an Alicorn!"
>Your eye twitches
No.
>She stops smiling and looks at you
>"What?"
Nope. Shrek?
>He nods
>You cockslap her, knocking her to the ground with your burning super sayain dock
>Then Shrek bodyslams her, snapping her back like a twig
>Now you and Shrek rampage the land to find and bring to justice all of the possible Mary Sue's in Equestria

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>DayDay in Equestria
>You are Anon
>And you have the worst life ever
>Some freak accident spell and Princess Luna was given the personality of an ignorant black woman
>And you happen to be in charge of her to make sure she doesn't cut anyone or something
>Only because she supposedly loves you
>Oh and she doesn't like to be called Luna anymore, she made this clear
>Her name is DayDay
>...yeah
>You find her at the marketplace of Canterlot screaming at some wig merchant
>"BITCH! I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST INSULT MY MANE!"
DayDay relax please.
>She huffs and sits down forcefully
>You turn to the merchant
What seems to be the problem?
>"I was just saying how beautiful her mane was, and she took it as if I wanted to take it for a wig. So then I thought maybe if I say it isn't good then she'll stop screaming at me..."
>Damn this pony talks a lot
Oh okay. DayDay please apologize to the merchant.
>"I ain't apologizing to no pony, I'm going the buffet for some food."
>She gets up and walks away and you pay the merchant a few bits to not report her to the guards
>When you catch up to her you see her digging her face in a cake and talking to Celly
>Celly doesn't really mind that much
>You come over and sit between them both
Ladies.
>Celly smiles and DayDay punches your shoulder
>"Stop bein so formal, this is a buffet!"
>A butler comes by with a plate
>He puts it down in front of DayDay
>"For you, my majesty."
>She takes off the lid and squeaks with joy
>"WATERMELON!"
>She digs her face into it as you and Celestia shake your heads
>Some ballroom music is playing
>She finishes her food and teleports to the ponies playing the music
>She whispers something in their ears and then teleports to the middle of the stage
>Music starts playing and a Zebra with gold teeth and a diamond necklace comes out
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM7e5tsYOi8&t=0m19s
>She grabs you with her magic and pulls you to the dance floor
>As everyone else watches in horror, she grinds herself onto you
>Then she pushes you onto the ground and begins grinding you for real, making herself really wet
>Princess Celestia stops the music and grabs DayDay with her magic
>"What do you think you're doing?! This is unacceptable behavior Luna!"
>Oh shit.
>She called her Luna
>DayDay bucks through the magic at Celestia, kicking her in the face and sending her to the ground
>Then she grabs you and teleports out
>She rips off your pants as you lay on the roof
>"You're gonna be mine now, bitch."
>She slams herself down on you
>Holy shit when did you get hard?
>Doesn't matter, being raped
>You try to push her off you and then there is an explosion noise 
>Both of you look over to see a pissed off Celestia standing on roof also
>She pulls DayDay off you and holds her up to the sky
>"You leave me no choice. Luna I hearby banish you to the moon for another thousand years!"
>As Celestia charges up magic to send her there, DayDay rants
>"Oh I see, you want to bring our kind down huh, you racist bitch! Why don't you send the whole Zebra population then Sunbutt?!"
>In a flash of light DayDay is now gone and Celesita is there smiling at you
>"It's about damn time. Hey, want me to you know..."
>She motions to your dick
>Sex with both Princesses in one night?
Fuck yeah.
>...
>Twilight Sparkle looks up to the moon as she goes to sleep
>A picture of a chicken leg appears on it
>Fucking DayDay

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>A serious day in Equestria
>You awake and stretch your arms out with a yawn
>It feels good to be alive
>Walk into the bathroom and do your routine of shaving while you shower
>When you finish you dress and head downstairs
>Check the fridge
>Empty
>Shit, looks like you have to leave the house today
>You grab a sack of bits from the counter and head out
>Or you would, if Princess Luna wasn't right there
>She pesters you every day
>She wants sex but like hell are you going to fuck a princess
>That would give you too much attention to the public
>Also, she's a fucking horse
Luna, please move. I need to get food.
>"No. You're going to love me this instant!"
>She stomps the ground, cracking your floor a bit
>Then you feel weightless as you are lifted into the air
>The door slams behind her as she walks inside still holding you up with her magic
>She carries you up to your room and throws you on the bed
>Your plan to get up and book it for the door is spoiled by a headbutt from moonhorse
Ugh...
>Groan as you grab your head
>You feel pushed into the bed
>Luna is using her magic again and she removes your clothes with it
Luna! Stop this!
>She just licks her lips as a response to your struggling
>Then she casts a spell on your mouth, sealing it
>She crawls onto you and plants a kiss on your nose
>"Shhh."
>She gives you a seductive look and trails her tongue down your body
>She wraps her mouth around your member
>As much as you don't want to have sex with her, this feels really good and makes you hard
>Damn these ponies and their erectifying abilities
>She swirls her tongue around your balls as she accepts you deep into her throat
>You're coming close and she notices this, so she pulls off
>If you could move your mouth you would groan in frustration
>She turns you around to face her
>She smiles in your face and sits forward
>You feel your mouth being pried open and then you notice something
>Something...bulging
>Where her vagina should be
>Wait a minute...
>Then it hits you
>In the tonsils
>She thrusts her hips, pushing her hulking phallus deeper down your throat
>Your body does it's thing and makes you gag
>She pulls out and you throw up on the bed
>"Now now Anonymous, don't make such a mess."
>She says as she levitates the vomit stained sheets off the bed
>She then presents herself to you
>"Do you like it?"
>She does a little spin
>"I found an old spell book in the royal library. It helped me get this."
>She nudges her huge member
>"Now I know how you stallions feel...but I want more."
>She approaches you
>All you can do is watch as she spins you around
>You feel her warm and wet tongue across your pucker hole
>It enters and prods around as you try to tighten to push out the intruder
>But it is useless and she pulls out eventually
>"Mmmmm...your taste is...unique."
>Then you feel something poke against you
>You try to yell out for help but it sounds like if you had a hand over your mouth
>She pushes and the tip of her memeber enters you
>You groan out in pain and try to squirm
>But the magic keeps you completely still
>Fucking magic
>She pushes the rest of it into you
>It burns so god damn much
>Your muffled screams make her laugh as she pumps in and out of you
>She stops momentarily and spins you on your back
>You stare at her with hatred and rage
>As soon as she lets up with this spell you're going to break her fucking neck
>She pumps in again and curls over you
>Damn she's flexible
>She wraps her mouth around your member as she pushes herself deeper into you
>The pain of her thick one and a half foot member is keeping you from shooting your load into her mouth
>She then pushes in extremely deep and holds it there for a few seconds
>She groans out in pleasure as she empties her warm and sticky seed inside of you
>Then she pulls out with a pop, releasing some blood and semen from your ass
>Scratch that
>A lot of blood and semen from your ass
>She brings your member down her throat again and holds it there, just snaking her tongue along the base of it
>This pushes you over the edge and you squirt out your own cum down her throat
>She greedily consumes all that spills out after she lets you off
>Then she laps up the puddle forming from your butt
>Afterwards, she looks at you
>"So...how was it for you?"
>Time to get her
>You smile
>She smiles back and laughs
>"Oh...this is great!"
>She releases the spell she holds on you
>You quickly sit forward and grab her horn
>Then crack it off
>She screams out in pain and bucks you across the room
>You slam against the wall hard with Luna's horn in your hand
>Then you watch as her penis slowly shrinks back into a clitoris
>She runs out fast and leaves you there on the ground
God...damn it...
>You crush the horn to a powder in your hand
>Surprisingly, you can stand and make it to the shower
>You clean yourself over and over again
>Each time you felt like you got all of it out, more came out
>When you finally got all of it out of you, you exit and get dressed
>Time to file some lawsuits
>Before you can reach the door, it flies off it's hinges
>Princess Celestia is there with a bandaged forehead Luna
>"Anonymous! For rape and assault of Princess Luna, I hereby sentence you to death!"
She told you that she was raped?! I was the one being raped!
>"Luna, if what you said is true, there should be a bloodstain on the bed. Guard!"
>A guard p0ny runs in and up the stairs
Look you've got this wrong-
>A yellow glow wraps your neck, silencing you with it's tightness
>The guard returns
>"There was blood on the bed...it smelled of sex and vomit in there."
>He scowls at you before moving back behind Luna
>Son of a bitch
>...
>You are now at the town square, Luna's picking of your execution area
>A big p0ny with a sledgehammer in his mouth stands there as you are chained to the stage by the neck
>A few p0nies you would call friends are there in the crowd, all crying
>The rest of them growl at you, shout insults, or throw things
>A bottle smashes against your head
>You look out and see Berry glaring back at you
>Princess Celestia's voice rings out across the land
>"On account of rape and assault of royalty, Anonymous shall be executed. The council agreed that even though he is an endangered species in this land, that was as worst a crime as he could have committed."
>She steps to your side and puts a hoof on your head, pushing you into the stage
>"Does anyp0ny have any last words?"
>Luna, of all ponies, raises her hoof
>Celestia moves away and Luna bends down to you
>"Love you."
>She winks
>The p0ny brings the hammer down

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