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Pranks (Shrek)

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  1. >Pranksters in Equestria
  2. >You are walking down the pathway just minding your business
  3. I sure hope no annoying and horny ponies come and try to forcibly have sex with me!
  4. >Pinkie Pie jumps out from a bush and tackles you to the ground
  5. AHHHH! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT IS HAPPENING!
  6. >She sits on your chest looking into your eyes
  7. >"Wanna go have some fun?"
  8. Sex? No. Fun fun? Yes.
  9. >"Ugh...okay. Fun fun and then sex?"
  10. Maybe.
  11. >She squeaks and jumps up, allowing you to stand
  12. >"So...wanna prank ponies?"
  13. Hell yeah!
  14. >You see Rainbow sitting in a cloud
  15. >You point to her and Pinkie nods
  16. >Next thing you know, she's stacked as many books as she can and is now standing through the cloud
  17. >She puts her marehood right up next to Rainbow's face
  18. >Then she takes a deep breath and screams as loud as she can
  19. >Rainbow snaps awake and flings her head up, only to smack into Pinkie's party room
  20. >"PINKIE PIE!"
  21. >Pinkie runs down the book stairs she made for herself and you both scidaddle out of there
  22. >You retreat to the farm grounds and hide beneath the trees
  23. >You see Applejack coming and you both hide in a tree
  24. >She hates it when you're on her land and not working
  25. >You and Pinkie whisper to each other
  26. Let's do Applejack next.
  27. >"Sure! But how are we gonna do it?"
  28. I got this. We just have to check our Rapeskatools!
  29. >"Our wha-"
  30. Oh Rapedles!
  31. >"Anon what are yo-"
  32. Say it with me! Oh Rapedles!
  33. >She stares at you
  34. >You glare back
  35. >She rolls her eyes
  36. >"Oh Rapedles!"
  37. >Suddenly a big dick shaped screen comes flying over to you and displays to you four items
  38. >A blueberry
  39. >A dildo
  40. >A firetruck
  41. >And the mystery rapeskatool
  42. >You touch the mystery rapeskatool
  43. >It glows and spits out an onion
  44. >You grab it and as AJ walks by, you drop it in her basket
  45. That'll confuse her!
  46. >You and Pinkie giggle as you watch her head back to sort them
  47. >She starts picking out different colored apples and sorting them
  48. >Then she comes to the onion
  49. >She smells it
  50. >Then she licks her lips
  51. >"No! She's not supposed to like it!"
  52. Pinkie relax it's just a p-
  53. >"IT'S NOT JUST A PRANK! THIS IS MY LIFE!"
  54. >She jumps out of the tree and rushes over to her
  55. >You get out of the tree and run after her
  56. >When you get to her she's already in mid argument about how she was supposed to hate the onion
  57. >"That was the prank! You were supposed to be really confused and we were supposed to laugh!"
  58. >AJ looks at you
  59. >You shrug
  60. >"Look Ah don't see what's wrong with an onion or two gettin mixed up in the apples."
  61. >"But WHY not?! Onions are so gross! They stink and they burn your nose!"
  62. >A strong gust of wind happens behind you and carries with it a powerful smell of onions
  63. >You turn and see Shrek running out from the trees
  64. >He's staring right at Pinkie
  65. >She's paralyzed with fear
  66. >"GET READY FOR MY OGREWHELMING MIGHT!"
  67. >He tackles her to the ground and proceeds to stuff onions into her vagoo and butt as she screams out for him to stop
  68. >You and Applejack just stare in confusion and...jesus christ how many can he stuff into her?!
  69. >She gets to the point where she is no longer screaming, just moaning
  70. >Shrek whispers in her ear
  71. >"Do you want it to be ogre?"
  72. >She nods
  73. >He pulls an onion out of her vag
  74. >"Eat it."
  75. >She opens her trembling jaw and Shrek jams it down her throat
  76. >She gags and then swallows it
  77. >"Good lassy."
  78. >He says as he pats her head and stands up
  79. >She lays there shaking with fear and he looks down at her
  80. >"Oh stop ogrereacting."
  81. >He then takes off running back into the trees as you and AJ stand there dumbfounded
  82. >"Can...can you guys help me up?"
  83. >You move to help her but then she throws up the onion
  84. >The same whisk of onion smell comes back and you see Shrek running back over with a sack of twenty or so more onions
  85. >"IT AIN'T OGRE YET!"
  86. >You watch with Applejack in amusement as Shrek fills her with onions like a pinata
  87. >She should have checked herself
  88. >Pinkie screams out as the 47th onion is pushed into her
  89. >Before she shreked herself
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