Pinkie Pie (slight clop)

>Just another day in this hell hole

>Walking to the market with your friendly neighborhood rapist, Pinkie

Why do you love me? I just don't understand.

>"Well you're handsome, strong, funny, smell nice, have a hot monkey d-"

No no no I mean why do you love me? Not what you love about me.

>"Well I don't kn-"

Let's make a bet Pinkie.

>"What?"

If you can't find a reason why you love me by the end of today then you have to leave me alone for a week.

>"What if I can?"

Then...we'll go on a date.

>She squeaks with joy and sprints off

>...

>Maybe this wasn't the best idea

>You enter the market and your jaw hits the ground

>The entire place is covered in pink hearts that say "Anon + Pinkie Forever"

>You summon up the balls to speak as Pinkie stands there in front of a lot of ponies

That isn't a reason Pinkie.

>"Oh chickenfoot!"

>All of you look at her confused as she runs out of the place

>She trips over a lamp, shattering it, and continues on

>...

>You finish your shopping and head back home

>There is a weird noise

>You look up to the sky and see Pinkie riding Rainbow, writing something out with the rainbow streak she leaves behind

>It says "Because you're really cute!"

>You cup your hands and shout to the sky

That's not a reason why you love me, that's what you love about me!

>She explodes from the sky in a confetti firework

>You shake your head and go inside of your house

>When setting the groceries on the table, there is a knock on the door

>You scratch your back as you walk over to answer it

>It's Pinkie with a sad look on her face

>"Can...can I come in?"

Why?

>"I just want to talk."

>She gives you the sad eyes

>HHHNNNNGGGG

Okay, come on in.

>Shouldn't have done that

>In a flash of pink and purple, you're on the wall and cant move due to the magic restraining you

>Pinkie stands there smiling with Twilight

>"Thank you Twilight!"

>"Anything for a friend."

>She eyes you when she says friend

Hey you don't have to be a bitch about yesterday Twilight.

>"What do you mean I 'don't have to be a bitch' ? Of COURSE I HAVE TO BE ANGRY AT WHAT YOU AND SPIKE DID!"

 

 

--Going 88mph west--

 

 

>You are sitting in Twilight's tree house library

>She comes trotting down the stairs with a piece of paper

>"Okay Anon it's time for your friendship report."

Why do I have to do this too? Isn't this just a thing for you elements?

>"No it isn't, and the Princess specified that she wanted you to report to her your findings on friendship too."

Ugh...I haven't learned anything!

>"Yes you have. Now write."

>She magics you the paper and points to the ink and quill on the table

>"I'm going to the bathroom for a sec okay?"

Okay...

>She leaves

>Spike pokes his head out from around the corner

>He comes over

>"Hey."

Sup. I have to write a friendship report...

>"You know you don't -have- to."

>You raise an eyebrow

Then what?

>"Write something else. Twilight has the runs so she'll be in there for a while."

Disgusting. Okay I think I have an idea of what to write.

>...

>Ten minutes later you are close to bursting into laughter when you hear the toilet flush

Shit!

>You finish the letter off with a "Sincerely, Twilight" and Spike sends it off

>You both sit on the couch

>She starts to come downstairs

Quick! Act natural!

>He gets on the floor and circles around, then lays on the ground snorting smoke out his nose

>You do the only thing that seems natural

>The Thinker pose

>She looks at both of you

>"Okay what did you do?"

>Your lip trembles, hiding your laughter at that grotesque letter

Nothing!

>You are Princess Celestia

>A wisp of smoke comes into your room as you relax

Ah. My faithful student has sent me another letter.

>You open it when it forms paper

>You begin reading aloud

Dear Princess Celestia, I would really love to suck on your crotchtits.

Hold on a second...what?

>You continue

You know that feeling you get when you have to shit but it won't come out? That's what I feel when I imagine you inside me.

>What is this...

You know what really turns me on? Being bound and gagged in public.

>You start to feel slightly hotter

And I'd love to go to your personal rape dungeon. You know the one where you torture the pony there with sex? Gosh that just makes me so wet.

>You're starting to pant as you read this, imagining Twilight like this

I want you to come get me right now so we can fuck like animals all day.

>The bedsheets are getting wet

Oh and Princess...my fetish is pretending that I have no idea why you're doing this. It just turns me on so much.

>Your wings shoot out, knocking over a lamp and shattering it

Come rape me Princess. Sincerely, Twilight.

>You stand

Well I must not let down my most faithful student...

>Be Anon again

>Twilight is fuming trying to get what you did out of you

>She's holding you both upside down and pointing magical spears at you

>"I'LL ASK ONE MORE TIME! WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

>The ceiling breaks down and Celestia is there

>Twilight drops you and you all look at the Princess

>She looks crazy, her eyes are tiny and quickly moving between all of you, she's really wet, her wings are out, and her back left leg is twitching

>"Princess?"

>Twilight asks confused

>"I am here to rape you student."

>"WHAT?!"

>Celestia smiles as she pins her down and restrains her with magic

>"PRINCESS STOP THIS!"

>Tia then makes a dildo out of magic and shoves it into Twilight

>Twi screams out in pain and unwanted pleasure

>You and Spike are just watching this with your mouths open as Twi is penetrated deeper and deeper

>"PRINCESS! *Ah* I don't know why y-you're *Ah* doing this...please..."

>Tia smiles

>"You're a really good actor."

>She sits in front of Twilight

>"Now suck."

>"W-what?"

>"You heard me."

>Spike runs off to the kitchen while you watch Twilight suck on Celly's tits

This is crazy.

>She turns her head to you

>"Want a better view then?"

>She levitates Twilight and turns her so you can see the bulge the dildo is making in her stomach

>Then she flies up to the same position so Twi can suck her tits

>Spike comes back with a bowl of popcorn

>And you enjoy this glorious rape with popcorn as a snack

>Twas a wonderful day

 

 

--Back to the future--

 

 

>Twilight is still limping a little as she holds you to the wall

Okay, I'm sorry then. Just let me go!

>You try to pull the magic off but you can't

>Pinkie bounces up and grabs your shoulders

>She stares into your eyes lustfully

>"Because you complete me."

>Shit

Well I guess you found a reason then.

>"YAY! NOW WE CAN GO ON A DATE!"

>She flies off you and goes to Twilight

>"You can let him go now."

>You fall to the ground and hit your back on the lamp, shattering it

Fuck...

>Twilight leaves and Pinkie helps you up

>"So where are we going Anon?"

No where too expensive...I don't have enough bits for that.

>"Wheerrrrrrrre?"

Maybe SugarCube Corner?

>She smiles

>"Okay, I'll go get ready."

>She zooms out the house and you hang your head

Can't believe she won...fuck.

>Well if you're going on a date you might as well dress nice

>You head upstairs and take a shower

>Then you dry off and go to the closet where your clothes are

>There it is

>A white tux

>Rarity made it for you, so the tie is purple with one diamond in the middle

>She's so nice...and classy

>You put it on and look at yourself in the mirror

Smooth.

>You say with a nod

>There's a knock on the door

>Head downstairs and look through the peephole

>But you can't see anyone because they made the hole your height when none of them can reach that height

>With a groan you open the door

Fluttershy?

>"P-Pinkie said y-you needed an escort f-for your date."

>She's wearing a butler suit

Uhhh...okay lead the way then.

>She walks on ahead swishing her hips at each step

>Not...wearing...anything...underneath

>Dat flank...

>Shit you'd destroy that if she wasn't so awkward and didn't have a speech impedement

>...That was a little fucked up brain

>She leads you into SugarCube Corner and turns around, severing your view of her rear

>She looks up at you with a blush when your eyes snap away from where her ass used to be

>You look into SugarCube Corner

>It looks amazing

>The walls are littered with pink and red lights, the tables are covered with hearts, a big pink heart suspended from the middle that spins, and it smells like strawberries

>And it's empty

>Pinkie comes walking down the stairs in a beautiful dress

>It's got layers of colors on the back and a few bands in her hair that match the shoes she has with it

>She blushes at you staring

>"D-Do you like it?"

>All you can do is nod

>"Come sit down."

>She sits at a booth and you follow

>Fluttershy comes over to the table and gives you two menus

>"I'll give y-you some time to l-look it over."

>She walks away and Pinkie is looking through the menu

>You look too and it's nothing like the regular SugarCube Corner menu

>This is top notch, five star stuff

>You look up from your menu and Pinkie looks back at hers from looking at you

>When you look back at yours, you see her move hers away

>So you pull yours down fast, startling her and making her smile

>You both share a small laugh

>Fluttershy comes back

>"Are y-you all ready?"

>You look to Pinkie

>She nods

I think so. Ladies first.

>Pinkie blushes and speaks

>"Could I have the deluxe salad please?"

>Shy scribbles it onto a paper and then looks at you

Oh, I'd like the smoked salmon please.

>She looks sad you said that but scribbles it down anyways

>"It w-wont be too l-long. While y-you wait there will b-be entertainment."

>She takes the menus and leaves and you look at Pinkie

Pinkie...did you do all of this?

>"No...not all. I helped with the entertainment, but everything else our friends help do."

>The lights dim and the counter at the front folds down into the ground

>Then a stage comes out from the wall

>Four different Pinkie's come out from different corners of the room and assemble on the stage

Wow Pinkie you really went overboard.

>She smiles and shushes you

>They all pull out microphones from their manes and music cuts on

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s99Y8-eTtOQ

>When the song is over you and Pinkie clap at their singing

That was awesome!

>They bow to you and then exit

>The lights go back to normal as the stage is removed and replaced with the counter

This is...so much Pinkie...it's crazy.

>She smiles warmly at you

>"Anything for my love."

>Light clopping of hooves is heard and you both look to see Rainbow in a butler suit, and Spike in one too, both carrying out your food

>Spike puts down the smoked salmon and it smells great

>Rainbow puts Pinkie's salad down and it has everything

>Spike brings out two cups filled with orange soda

>You both enjoy your meals

>You swallow the last of the juicy and cooked to perfection salmon

Pinkie...

>She finishes her food and looks at you

I don't know what to say about all this...and here I was thinking you only wanted me for sex...

>"Of course not sweetie..."

>She puts a hoof to your cheek

>"That's just a benefit."

>You smile and she stands

Where are you going?

>"Not me, us. Come on."

>She leads you up the stairs and into a circular room with a big table in the middle and a bed on one side

Is this where you live?

>"Yes."

>She starts taking off her dress and then lays on the bed

>Her eyes stare you down lustfully, undressing you in her mind

>Then the four other Pinkies come from nowhere and jump on the bed

>All of them are staring at you with the same lustfull eyes

>One is rubbing herself while another drools

>That's actually kind of hot...

>The real Pinkie smiles

>"Is group sex your fetish?"

>Well...they are all sexy...

>And you haven't had sex in...three years since you got here...

>Fuck it

How did you know?

>You throw off your clothes and jump into the Pinkie pile

>One Pinkie starts rubbing a hoof against your member

>The softness of it makes you hard quick

>Another Pinkie moves that hoof away and takes all of you in her mouth

>You let out a moan of approval as she bobs her head up and down on you

>A different Pinkie grabs that Pinkie's head and starts forcibly slamming it down onto you, making you go even deeper down her throat

>Pinkie pulls off and a trail of precum is attached to you from her mouth

>Some other Pinkie pulls her away and they start making out, exchanging it between their mouths

>The real Pinkie pushes herself on you

>"I want you to rut me into the ground."

>She slides you inside her and bounces on you while another one starts lapping up the juices that pour out of her

>This is too much...

>You put your hands on her hips and throw her forward, then pump down on her on the bed

>Pinkie switched from lapping up juices to licking around the base of your shaft and nuts

>feelsgoodman.jpg

>The two Pinkie's that were making out now start to eat each other out

>The remaining one positions herself for the real Pinkie to suck on her tits as she is pounded into the bed by you

>This is madness

>You thrust deep one time and blow your load down into her as she squirts up at you, it splashing on your chest

>When you pull out, the one licking your shaft leaves it to suck up the cum that trails out of her

>Real Pinkie is in total ecstacy licking on the other Pinkie's tits

>One down, four to go

>You get behind the Pinkie licking, and position yourself for entry

>Press a little against what hole you're trying to get into and she moans slightly and pulls her head away from her feast

>"Do it..."

>Then she goes back to eating the other Pinkie out

>You push on her pucker hole until the tip pops in

>She lets out a loud moan as you slide all the way in her

>You grab her mane and thrust in and out as she screams out

>The one getting her tits sucked gets off and sits on the real Pinkie's stomach, then begins making out with the one you're currently destroying

>Meanwhile, the other two are grinding their bodies together while making out

>She starts gripping on you tightly and her body spasms for a second

>You feel yourself coming close so you pull out and spin her around, severing the makeout session

>You thrust into her mouth and let go a second batch of your seed into her stomach

>You pull out of her mouth and she moves over to the real Pinkie and makes out with her

>Two down, three to go

>You stand up and pick up the Pinkie sitting on the real one, and slam her down onto your member hard

>She lets out a loud scream that you cut short with a kiss

>Your tongues explore each other's mouths as you pound in and out of her

>She tastes of cherry and cotton candy

>You feel yourself coming close and so does she, so you pull out

Not yet.

>She whines

>You put her back on the bed and trace your finger around her winking clit, never touching it

>"Anon! Please!"

Please what?

>"Please...let me cum..."

>You flip her over on her stomach and press down while pushing deep into her

>The pressure of her squeezing you when she orgasms is too much, and you explode into her also

>You put her down next to the two other Pinkie's that have fallen asleep with their mouths connected

>Three down, two to go

>You crawl on the bed over to the two Pinkie's that are trying to fit each other's hooves deeper in each other

>You feel yourself getting soft

Hey...a little help here?

>They both look at you and stop what they are doing

>One of them starts sucking on your member, bobbing her head back and forth

>The other sucks on your balls and laps up any saliva or cum that drips from the other's mouth

>When you get fully hard again, they stop and postion themselves on either side of your member

What are you-GAHH!

>They begin making out with your dick in the middle

>The pleasure is intense and you quickly shoot your load, which one Pinkie turns and catches all in her mouth

>They kiss and you watch as your seed is given to the other

>You can't come again

>There's no way

>Think Anon...improvise...

>They are both staring at you confused when you push them on their backs

>"What are we doing?"

>"Yeah what she said."

Just watch.

>You slowly finger each of them until a lot of their juices come out

>You then use the juices as lube to fit three more fingers in

>Then a few more

>And finally, your fist is inside both of them

>They curl up and moan while looking at you with faces of pure pleasure

>You push more of your arm into them, about mid forearm and then it stops

>You can feel both of them squeezing on you as you push deeper into them

>When the squeezing becomes too unbearable, you pull out and both of them spasm and orgasm

>One squirts on your chest like before, and the other slides over to you to clean you off

>Then they go over to the rest of the Pinkie's that are now sleeping

>You move some Pinkie's aside and lay next to the real one

>Five down...mission complete

That was amazing...

>She squirms a little

>"Dutch oven!"

>She lets out a gurgly fart and then throws the blanket over all of you

>You cough out the putrid gas and try to pull it off

Fucking Pinkie!