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Ogrekill (Shrek)

By: Swift_M0nkey on Mar 3rd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.66 KB  |  hits: 74  |  expires: Never
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  1. >That escalated quickly in Equestria
  2. >You are watching a movie with Fluttershy
  3. >She thinks it's a good idea to bond when she isn't trying to rape you
  4. >Sort of like a Day of Peace
  5. >She puts in some Daring Do movie
  6. >You notice your hand feels weird
  7. >Look down at hand
  8. >Your hand is now an onion
  9. >You try to scream out
  10. >You can't because of the onion layers that have formed around your lips
  11. >Fluttershy says to you: "Your time is ogre."
  12. >Realize Fluttershy really is Shrek
  13. >He grabs you by the face and pushes you into the couch
  14. >"There's no kill quite like Ogrekill."
  15. >He violently rapes you
  16. >You should have checked yourself
  17. >And now you've shreked yourself
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