Murphy

When Anon was transported to Equestria, his dog comes with him.

However during the process he acquires some of Anon's human traits.

He can talk and is a dick.

Also adapted Anon's trait of loving to smoke weed, which they have found the equal to it in Equestria, poison joke.

 

 

 

 

 

>Slobs in Requestria.

>The sound of coughing awakes you.

>Roll over and almost fall off the couch.

>Murphy, your brown labrador, is sitting on the other couch with a joint in his paw.

>He just stares up at nothing.

>Get up and stretch out.

>Murphy looks at you.

>"What's up dude?"

"Just woke up... I got to get to work."

>Murphy stands up walking with three legs while still holding the joint in his paw.

>"Work? Why would you want to do that? That's like... Work."

"To get money."

>You take the joint from his paw and take a hit, then set it on the ashtray on the table.

>Murphy walks with you outside.

>"I don't understand why you even want to go do things for these ponies anyway. It's not like you have to pay rent or something."

"Just trying to help out."

>"Yeah, whatever. Wait up I gotta piss."

>He walks over to a bush and lifts up his leg.

>As soon as he starts peeing, a shriek is heard from the bush.

>Look over to see Fluttershy drenched in piss standing on the path.

>"H-Hey Anon."

"Go home."

>"But-"

>Murphy walks up to her.

>"I believe he said to go home."

>He growls.

>She nods and backs away slowly.

>Then takes to the skies.

>When Murphy comes back you smile at him.

"Thanks bro."

>"Don't get your gay on me."

"My gay? Are you calling me gay?!"

>"Well gay people are pussies and you're the king cat when it comes to dealing with that mare."

"Whatever."

>The walk to work is silent after that.

>You arrive at Carousel Boutique.

>Open the door and Murphy runs inside first.

>He runs down the hall and around the corner.

>Close the door after you enter.

>"ANONYMOUS! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT LETTING HIM INSIDE!"

>"Babe cool your shit I'm only marking this curtain as my territory!"

"God damn it!"

>You run over there and round the corner to see Rarity wide eyed watching Murphy ruin the curtains.

>Walk over and grab him by the neck.

"What the fuck is your problem Murphy?!"

>"What do you mean MY problem? It's your problem for trying to stop me from protecting Rarity's house from any other wild beasts!"

>Rarity facehoofs and sits at the table.

>"Anonymous..."

"Rarity, I'm so sorry I'll make sure he doesn't get inside next time-"

>"There won't be a next time. You're fired."

>The seriousness of this situation just hit you like a bag of bricks.

"But-"

>"LEAVE."

>You stand and slowly walk out of the building with Murphy right behind you.

>"So bestie, now what?"

"What do you mean 'now what' ? Because of you we have no money!"

>"I think it's pronounced bits."

>Just ignore him...

>No need to get all worked up over something so little...

>"This is what I mean Anon. You could have manned up and punched me in the snout. But you didn't. Know why?"

"Because I'd lose my best friend?"

>"No, because you're too chickenshit to stand up for yourself!"

>You sit down on a bench.

"Fine then! How do I not be such a pussy?"

>He sits next to you.

>"Now we're talking. You see that mare over there?"

>Look to where he is looking and see the apple vendor.

>"Go introduce yourself."

"Whoa, I don't even know her name!"

>"APPLEJACK!"

>She looks over and trots over to you.

>Murphy pretends to be a real dog and makes a light bark noise.

>God damn it.

>"Howdy pardner. Somethin you needed?"

"I was just uh..."

>You take a deep breath.

"My name is Anon."

>Hold out your hand and she shakes it with her hoof.

>"You already know my name somehow."

"Uhhh... Your friend..."

>Shit shit fuck!

>Think of a pony!

>QUICK!

"Fluttershy talks about you."

>She smiles.

>"That's pretty nice that you've got Fluttershy to open up to ya. That took us years to do."

>Holy shit nice save, rapist.

"Y-Yeah. So um..."

>"Who's this little fella?"

>She strokes Murphy with a hoof and he leans into her.

"This is my dog Murphy. We came here together."

>"Really? Ah think he'd love to meet Winona."

"Winona?"

>"It's mah dog's name. She's the cutest little thing."

>Murphy's ears perk up and he looks at you.

"Well... Want them to meet?"

>"Why not? Ah'll lead the way."

>She walks ahead of you and you get off the bench.

>A light tug is felt on your pant leg.

>Look down to Murphy and he whispers to you.

>"I'm gonna try to get it in with this dog, so I wont be talking much. If I talk then they look at me like I'm a freak and don't let me see other dogs."

"Okay. Just don't get too crazy."

>"Anon."

"What?"

>"Go ham on that western pussy. I heard it's crazy."

"How did you hear that?"

>"I hear a lot of things. I also smell a lot of things."

"Like what?"

>"I can smell your fear right now. And shit. I smell shit."

"Haven't taken a shit today."

>"I can smell the particles of shit left in your underpants from the last time you farted."

"What?"

>"You heard me."

"Murphy shut up."

>AJ turns around.

>"You talkin to yer dog?"

"Y-Yeah I do that sometimes."

>She giggles.

>"It's alright. Ah do it too."

>She has no idea.

>You arrive at the farm a short time later.

>"Alright Anon and Murphy, this is Sweet Apple Acres!"

>She takes off to a gallop down the hill to the barn.

>"Anon! What's happening?! WHY AM I SO COMPELLED TO CHASE HER?!"

>Murphy takes off running after her.

>Lightly shake your head and run down there as well.

>Murphy tackles AJ just before she gets to the barn.

>When you get closer you see that he's licking her face and she's laughing.

>Eventually she pushes him off and stands.

>"Ah'm gonna go clean up."

>Nod to her slobber covered face and she walks inside.

>Murphy walks over to you.

>"Dude you've got to taste her face. It's fucking delicious."

"I think I'll pass. Murphy, I'm going to admit it. I don't know what to do now."

>"So you give in to the fact that you're a pussy?"

"No I'm not saying I'm a pussy I'm saying that I don't know shit about how to treat a girl."

>"Mare."

"Whatever."

>"Well just be yourself. The first rule of my code is never give fucks."

"But are you sure that'll work?"

>"Look at me man. I shit wherever I want. I eat whatever I want. I can yell at ponies and do I get in trouble? No."

>Shit... That actually makes sense.

"Alright."

>"Ah'm back!"

>Applejack is a few feet away from you with another dog next to her.

>"And Ah brought company!"

>Murpy looks at Winona.

>His jaw comically slams against the ground.

>Then he runs over to her and they instantly start sniffing each other's asses.

>You hear him whisper, "Apples... With a hint of oranges, oh you dirty dirty girl."

>Yeah just gonna unhear that now.

"So Applejack..."

>She walks you over to a table.

"What do you do?"

>Both of you sit down.

>"Well see them trees? Ah have to get the apples out of them."

"How do you do that? No offense but your hooves don't look like they can stretch that far."

>She laughs.

>"Stay here, Ah'll show ya."

>She runs over to a tree in the distance and you hear Murphy from behind you.

>"So babe, what are you doing in a dump like this?"

>Turn to see him talking to Winona.

>She has her head tilted.

>"No need to be confused Winny. I'll always love you and only you. Now bend over."

>She turns around and bends over.

>Alright, nope.

>Look back to see Applejack kick at a tree and all the apples fall from it into baskets around the tree.

>Holy shit.

>That's terrifying.

>She trots back over to you.

"I see now. You're pretty strong for-"

>"For a mare? Ah get that a lot."

"Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean that to be..."

>"It's okay Anon."

>Your stomach interrupts both of you by grumbling.

>"Ya hungry?"

"A little."

>"Come on we've got plenty."

>She walks you to her house and opens the door.

>When you get inside a small yellow filly is there looking up at you.

"Hey."

>"Hi."

>Both of you look at each other for a few seconds until a red hoof moves her aside.

>Follow it back to it's owner, a huge stallion.

>"Name's Big Mac. This here is Applebloom."

>You nod to him.

"Anon."

>Applejack comes in and turns to Big Mac.

>"He wanted somethin to eat."

>He nods and moves aside to reveal the kitchen.

>Applejack walks inside and you follow after her.

>"Have a seat and Ah'll getcha somethin."

>You sit down at the end of the table and Big Mac sits right next to you on that corner.

>He gives you a dirty look.

>"Big Macintosh! There's no need for you tah get so worked up about him sittin in yer spot!"

>He looks away with a grunt.

>Applebloom sits across from you at the other end.

>Applejack puts down a plate of all different types of pastry foods.

>All of them seem to have some form of apple in it.

>You dig in to some apple pie with the apple family.

>Movement attracts your attention to the window.

>Winona's head is being pushed up against the window as Murphy fucks her.

>He nods to you.

>You signal him to get the fuck out of there with your eyes.

>He smiles at you and makes a derp eyed face.

>Then one thrust he does pretty hard and her head slams against the window.

>They both fall over.

>Applejack and Big Mac look over confused.

>Then shrug and go back to eating.

>...

>You've finished your food and now are standing outside of the house.

>Applejack stands inside with Big Mac's voice yelling in the background.

>"Ah have to go... Ah'm sorry."

"Oh that's alright, I don't car-"

>What the fuck are you doing?

>Murphy said don't give fucks...

>So you might as well try it.

>She starts shutting the door but you stop it with your hand.

"Hey wait. What are you doing later tonight?"

>She looks behind her and to her sides.

>"Nothin in particular. Why do ya ask?"

"Want to come over to my place?"

>She visibly reddens and avoids your eyes.

>"Um... Does eight sound good?"

>HOLY SHIT.

"You bet your sweet apple ass it does."

>"Ah'll be at Sugar Cube Corner waitin for ya. And Ah'll bring Winona since they seemed so nice together."

>Nod to her.

>She shuts the door.

>HOW DID THAT WORK?!

>Murpy comes running up to you from around the side of the barn.

>"Holy shit bro! She's a crazy! I stuck my dick in a crazy!"

"It worked! Not giving a fuck worked!"

>"Haha fanfuckingtastic, we HAVE TO GO!"

>Winona comes running around the corner with a little doggy strapon around her waist.

>You know that look.

>It's the same one Fluttershy gives you.

>She takes off sprinting at you both.

"MURPHY RUN!"

>"I... I can't! She fucked me so hard I can barely walk! Just coming around that corner was like a marathon!"

>Reach into your pocket and pull out a red rubber ball.

>"Don't... Don't you dare."

>You reel back.

>"NO! I BEG YOU!"

>And throw it.

>"YOU SON OF A FUCKING WHOR-Ball! I'm gonna get the ball!"

>He runs after the ball and you run after him.

>Winona stops chasing you and whines at the boundary of Sweet Apple Acres.

>You make it to the bridge and see Murpy on it with the ball in his mouth.

>He drops it.

>"You have no idea how much hate I have for you right now."

>Begin walking home now.

"Dude, doesn't matter. I got a date tonight!"

>"With that apple chick?"

"Yeah."

>"I think you can do better."

"What the fuck is your problem Murphy? First I'm too chickenshit to get a girl. Now I can do better once I have one?"

>"Mare. You and I both know no human would ever date you."

"Fuck you."

>"I'm not gay. Nor into beastiality. That's why that Fluttershy character scares me."

"Wait she does that?"

>"Why do you think they listen to her?"

"Because she's nice to them and gives them a place to stay?"

>"No. She takes them away from their homes when they're small, traps them in places like those birdhouses until they grow old enough to think, and then charges them rent."

"Rent?"

>"Sex."

"Ugh... How do you even know this anyway?"

>"I completely made it up. You gullible bitch."

"Damn it Murphy."

>Arrive at home and the door is already open.

>Careless Whisper is playing inside. [spoiler]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ[/spoiler]

"What the shit?"

>Walk inside and flip up the lightswitch.

>The lights come on to reveal Fluttershy wearing lace and rubbing herself on your couch.

"Get out of my house."

>"I know you want this Anon. We were destined for each other."

>She gets up and seductively walks over to you, swaying her hips a little more than usual.

>Then she circles around your legs and uses her tail to push the scent of her sex up to you.

"Seriously. Murphy?"

>Murphy goes over to the boombox and shuts the music off.

"Thanks. Fluttershy I need you out of here."

>"Why, got a date or something?" She asks with a joking tone.

"Yes actually. You apparently know her, names Applejack."

>She gasps.

>"B-But you love me!"

"I never said that."

>"It's so obvious though! The way that you're so polite to me... It just has to be true!"

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

>The boombox blasts music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqqVgXPclsE&t=0m21s

>Both of you look over at Murphy.

>His ears go back and he looks away.

>"Sorry."

>He turns it off again.

"Anyway, what were you saying?"

>"You're so nice to me... And that means that you love me... So you love her too?"

"What? I DO NOT love you Fluttershy!"

>"It's okay. We can all live together and share you."

"I can't win Murphy."

>"Win?"

>He pushes a button on the boombox and it blasts more music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OvpzForHyU&t=0m46s

"MURPHY."

>"What?"

"Turn that shit off!"

>He stops it.

>"Finally growing some nads, huh Anon?"

>Point to Murphy.

"You shut up."

>Point to Fluttershy.

"You get out of my house."

>She hangs her head and walks out.

>Close the door behind her and sit on the couch.

"Finally."

>Music blasts once again: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUsv4Lb7EQs

"You know what. We might as well."

>Sit down on the couch and he sits next to you.

>"Sweet."

>He motions to the half smoked joint on the ashtray from this morning.

>Grab the box of matches on the table and light the joint up.

>Put out the match and take a hit.

>Then pass it to Murphy.

>Exhale.

"You know what I don't understand?"

>He takes a puff.

>"What's that?"

>Before you can speak, he talks again.

>"Wait wait, do I care?"

"Fuck you."

>"I'm joking! Go on."

"Back on Earth I could never get a girl. Now I have a rapist but I ignore her."

>You sigh.

"What's up with that?"

>He hands you the joint.

>"What are you, Jerry Seinfeld?"

"Dude I'm trying to be serious here."

>Take a hit.

>"I know I know. Just kidding around. I don't know why it had to be this way. Maybe because the females in this universe don't care that you only shower three times a week."

>Exhale.

"Fuck you I was going through a rough time in my life then!"

>"Oh I'm sure it was rough for that sock in the corner. Knowing what his purpose in life had become. That poor crusty bastard."

"Damn it can I never have a decent conversation with you?"

>Hand him the joint.

>He takes a hit and exhales as he talks.

>"We have decent conversations!"

"If by decent you mean that you're making fun of me or fucking with me, then yes."

>"That's the spirit Anon!"

>He gives you the joint.

"How did I ever meet you?"

>Take a hit.

>"Animal shelter. I was the only one there who still had balls. You wanted the uncut one."

>Exhale.

"I never said that."

>"It's what I thought."

"Alright then."

>Hand him the joint.

>"This is about to be done, want me to finish it off?"

"Knock yourself out."

>"Thanks man."

>You get up and walk up the stairs.

>Head into your room and sit on the bed.

>"AAAAAHHHHH ANON! COME HERE!"

>Run out of the room and follow his screaming to the bathroom.

>Poke your head around the corner.

>He's staring into the mirror.

>"THERE'S ANOTHER DOG! HOW DID HE GET IN HERE?!"

"That's just the reflection."

>"THE WHAT?!"

>He scratches at the mirror with his paw.

>"Is this like... Another dimension in our house?"

>You enter the room and his pupils shrink.

>"ANON! ANON! I'LL SAVE YOU FROM THAT OTHER DOG!"

>He jumps at the mirror and it shatters.

"GOD DAMN IT MURPHY!"

>He turns and looks at you.

>"I did it! I saved you!"

"Get the fuck out of the bathroom! What were you doing in here anyways?!"

>"Getting some water you fucking idiot."

>He walks over to the toilet and flushes it.

>"Just refilling it for further use."

>He walks past the shattered mirror and out of the bathroom.

>"Oh hey Anon you should probably clean that up. Someone could get hurt."

>Fucking Murphy.

>...

>It took you a while but you've finally finished cleaning the mirror shards up.

>You took off the mirror frame and threw it away as well so now the bathroom feels empty.

>Whatever, it's just a bathroom.

>Head back downstairs and hear a knock on the door.

"Murphy who's there?"

>He looks up from the couch at you.

>"The fuck do I look like to you? Some sort of servant?"

>Asshole.

>You walk over to the door and open it to see Pinkie Pie.

>Murphy screams and hides behind the chair.

>He's terrified of her.

>"It's the one with the black magic!"

"Murphy relax."

>"Hiya Non!"

"Hey Pinks. What's up?"

>"Want to come to a pet party?"

"Pet party?"

>"We all bring our pets and they have a pet playdate!"

"Does that sound like it would be fun Murphy?"

>"FUCK YOURSELF YOU BACKSTABBING TRAITOR!"

>You nod to Pinkie and she walks around the chair so that she can see Murphy.

>"Hey Murphy, want to play catch?"

>She runs outside and he looks at you.

>"Why must you torture me?"

>He runs out after her.

>She holds a ball in her hoof and pulls back about to throw it.

>Then she drops the ball in her mane and swings her arm.

>Murphy runs to where he thought the ball went.

>Then he turns around.

>Pinkie shows him the ball.

>"BLACK MAGIC! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU DEMON!"

>Pinkie giggles and turns to you.

>"The party is at my house!"

"Lead the way Pinks."

>She nods and bounces down the dirt path.

>Murphy looks at you.

>"If there isn't food and booze at this party, I'm leaving."

"Fair enough."

>You both walk behind Pinkie all the way to her house.

>She opens the door and a unicorn and a pegasus you've never met are there.

>The flying one comes over to you.

>"Names Rainbow Dash."

>She puts out a hoof and you shake it.

"Anon."

>The unicorn doesn't come over from reading her book.

>Rainbow Dash points to her.

>"That's Twilight. She's an egghead."

>Twilight looks up from her book.

>"Oh, hello! What's your name?"

>She walks over to you.

"I'm Anon."

>A door in the back opens and Rarity comes out.

>"Well well. Hello Anonymous."

"Hey."

>A turtle with a helicopter blade on it's back, Rarity's cat, and an owl are all in the room.

>You pat Murphy on the back.

"Knock yourself out."

>"No booze, I'm outta he-"

>Rainbow flies over.

>"Whoa! Your dog can talk?!"

>Murphy licks his chops.

>"I can to more than talk missy."

>She tilts her head.

>He nods and raises his eyebrows.

>She gives him a dirty grin.

>He leads her to the bathroom.

>How does this shit even happen?

>Just then the door opens.

>You turn to see Fluttershy and her hellspawn Angel.

>Of course she would be here...

>"Hey Anon."

"What?"

>"Just saying hi."

>You sit down on a chair next to the table set up for food.

>A green toothless alligator swims in the punchbowl.

>Fluttershy scoots a chair uncomfortably close to you.

>She tries to hold your hand but you smack it away and continue to watch the turtle fly around the owl.

"Fluttershy will you stop?"

>"I just want to hold your hand."

"Well I just want you to stop!"

>The door opens and in walks Applejack with Winona.

>"Howdy everyp0ny. Sorry Ah was a little late. Got in trouble for not buckin enough this mornin."

>She looks over at you.

>"Hey Anon."

>Fluttershy tries to take your hand and you push her off.

"Hey Applejack."

>She looks around the room.

>"Where is Murphy?"

"Um..."

>The bathroom door opens and Rainbow Dash stumbles out with a smile.

>Murphy strolls out with sunglasses on and jumps up onto Pinkie's bed.

"Hey Applejack, Fluttershy here wanted to talk to you about something."

>"W-Wait no I didn't-"

>You walk over to Murphy.

"Bro, Applejack is here."

>"So? Oh, you should get it in!"

"No no. She thinks you're just a normal dog! You have to keep pretending."

>"Wait just a fucking second. Applejack is here?"

"Yes."

>"To a pet party?"

"That is what Pinkie called it."

>"Hide me from Winny!"

>He jumps under the covers and Applejack comes over to you.

>"That mare had the darndest idea. She said that we should all get married together! Like a three way thing."

"Psssh what? That's crazy."

>"Yeah."

>Thank god she bought it.

>Winona jumps on top of the bed and you lay over Murphy.

>Murphy sticks his head out a little and whispers.

>"What the fuck are you doing?"

"Saving your ass."

>Turn to Applejack and grab Winona.

"So I was wondering if there was a place where I could take Murphy to get a checkup? Like a doctor pony or something."

>You pet Winona as you talk to Applejack, distracting her from Murphy.

>"Well Fluttershy is the best at that. She can communicate with the things. Can ya believe that? Ah wonder what Winona or Murphy would be thinkin right now?"

>"Kill me," Says Murphy from under the blanket.

>"What was that Anon?"

>Fuck.

"I uh... Well-"

>Pinkie interrupts and saves you, "TIME FOR PIN THE TAIL ON THE P0NY! Who wants to go first?"

>Applejack turns back to you, "What were ya sayin?"

"I don't remember."

>She nods and then Pinkie bounces to you.

>"EENY MEANY MINY APPLEJACK!"

>She grabs Applejack and pulls her over to play the game while you watch.

>Winona leaps from your arms and follows her.

>You sit forward and Murphy comes out from under the covers, still hiding behind you.

>"Alright here's what we have to do. Get some of that poisonous theobromine into her."

"Theobromine? You mean chocolate?"

>"Yes. That dark chocolate cupcake on the table. Get it and feed it to Winona."

"I'm not going to do that Murphy!"

>The ponies are distracted by Applejack roaming around with a pin.

>"Why not?!"

"I'm not killing Applejack's dog!"

>"For once in your life stop being such a pussy!"

>He pushes you.

>"Quit being a bitch!"

"How is murdering a dog being a bitch?"

>"Anon! Just stop being such a pussy and kill that dog!"

>You look at him.

>And shake your head.

"I'm not doing that."

>"Fine then. You leave me no choice."

>Pinkie comes over to you.

>"It's your turn Non!"

>Before you can react, a blindfold is put on you.

>You are spun around way too many times and then given a sharp object.

>Whoever invented this game is evil.

>Take slow steps forward and push it into what you believe is the ass of this pony.

>When you take off the blindfold, you see that you have successfully given this pony hair extensions.

>All of the mares laugh and then Pinkie takes the blindfold from you.

>Fluttershy is giving you a strange look.

>It's an 'I want your dick' look with a dash of 'What's wrong?'

>Murphy comes from the bathroom unnoticed by any of them.

>He walks over to you and puts his paws up.

>You lift him up and all of the ponies make awww noises.

>He whispers in your ear.

>"I had to do it."

>You turn around.

"No way. There's no way you actually did it."

>"Hope none of them use the bathroom any time soon."

>Turn to the food table.

>The chocolate cupcake is gone.

>Put Murphy back on the bed and run to the bathroom.

>Open the door and see Winona laying on the ground convulsing with chocolate around her lips.

"OH MY GOD!"

>...

>You stand with Applejack outside of Pinkie's house.

>It's close to sundown now and you're talking to the nurse.

>"We'll do what we can. But you should know better than to be feeding your dog chocolate."

>"Ah didn't feed her, she got ahold of some when Ah wasn't lookin!"

>You look to Murphy, now humping a garden pone.

>And shake your head.

>He looks up at you and then walks over.

>Applejack is just finishing talking to the Nurse.

>"So you'll take good care of her?"

>"Of course."

>"Alright."

>They leave and Applejack stands there close to tears.

>You put your arm around her as you walk.

"There there... She's going to be just fine."

>"Ah just... She's never gotten into chocolate before. Ah thought she knew!"

"Yeah dogs are like that. One minute you know them..."

>Shoot a glare to Murphy.

"The next you don't."

>"Thank ya fer bein so nice to me Anon."

"You're welcome."

>The path you take is the one leading to your house.

>When you get there you look at Applejack.

"It's alright if you don't want to come over now. Because of what happened and all."

>"No no... Bein alone would be worse for me right now."

"Okay."

>You open the door and let her and Murphy in.

>She walks in and begins looking around the room.

"Do you want something to eat?"

>"Not really hungry right now, but thank ya fer askin."

>Understandable, considering.

>Murphy sits on the couch.

>"Actually Anon, Ah'll be honest with ya."

>You look at her.

>"Ah just need a good ol snuggle."

>Murphy raises his eyebrows to you.

>Shake your head a tiny bit to him.

>He shrugs then mouths the word, "Pussy."

>Fine then.

>From this night forward, you shall no longer bare the name pussy!

"How about we head upstairs then?"

>She nods to you and you lead her up there.

>You enter your room and push some of the trash under the bed.

>Applejack just shakes her head with a tiny smile.

>She climbs into your bed and you do as well.

>Then Murphy jumps on the foot of the bed.

"No Murphy. Not tonight."

>He whines.

"The guest room. Now."

>He growls.

"What was that?"

>He grumbles and walks out of the room.

"Close the door behind you."

>He barks into the room and slams the door shut.

>"Wow Anon. It was like he actually understood ya."

"Yeah I'm pretty good with him."

>She smiles and slides up next to you, burying her face into your chest.

>She inhales deeply and then wraps her hooves around your body.

>You wrap yours around her as well.

>Wow she's really fucking soft.

>And warm.

>And cozy-

>The sun awakes you.

>SHIT.

>YOU FELL ASLEEP.

>THAT WAS THE PERFECT CHANCE!

>"Looks like ya blew it."

>Murphy sits there at the foot of the bed.

>"It's the middle of the day. She left early in the morning."

"God damn it. Why can't I do anything right?"

>"Probably because you're a fucking pussy."

"...I don't even care anymore."

>"Really now?"

"Nope. Don't give a shit."

>You sit there for a few minutes.

"So did you really-"

>"Yeah she's dead. There's no chance."

>Fucking Murphy.