Just a silly adventure

>Crazy day in Equestria

>You wake up in the morning and stand

>Stretch and then look out the window

>The town is very empty

Huh...must be a holiday or something.

>You walk to the bathroom to do your morning routine

>There's a knock on the door when you get downstairs

Just on time as always.

>You open the door and Fluttershy zips in and shuts it

>She's panting

>Fs: "I...flew here as fast...as I...could."

What's wrong?

>Fs: "Anon, some crazy THING happened at the town square earlier!"

What? What happened?

>Fs: "There was this white flash in the sky and then all the mares..."

All the mares what?

>Fs: "THEY TRIED TO RAPE ME!"

>Holy shit

What?

>Fs: "It's like they're in heat but times ten!"

Why aren't you affected?

>"I...I don't know."

>There's a purple flash behind you

>You turn and see a sweating Twilight with a worried Spike on her back

>Ts: "Have you seen what's going on out there?!"

>S: "I'm scared..."

>Twilight holds Spike with magic and nuzzles his cheek

>Ts: "Shhh...it's okay."

Wait a second...where are the stallions?

>Ts: "They all fled town as soon as they found out."

Okay. I think I know what's going on here.

>Fs: "What?"

The flash or whatever happened, only affected mares who aren't virgins.

>Ts: "Well fuck you too Anon."

>Fs: "W-well that's because I was saving myself for you..."

>You ignore what Fluttershy said and turn to Twilight

So then...what do we do?

>Ts: "We need to get to Canterlot. I'm sure Princess Celestia will know what to do."

Hopefully. Okay let's roll out!

>You open your door and poke your head out

Cost is clear. Come on.

>You head a little ways down the pathway with Spike riding on Twilight and Fluttershy riding your ass

>Literally your ass

>You swat her off you like a mosquito

>You run up to an alleyway close to the town square

>That's when the nasty smell of sex is jammed into your nose

>You look around the corner and so does Twilight and Spike

>There are ponies masturbating with their hooves or having sex with each other everywhere

Disgusting...

>Ts: "Do you have a plan on getting past those guys?"

>You put your hand to your chin and think deeply

Live bait.

>Ts: "Good idea."

>You shoot her a look

>Ts: "Hey!"

Come on Twilight! You and Spike have to create a diversion!

>Ts: "Whaddya wan't me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?!"

>...

>Twilight is out there behind them standing on the stage in the town square

>She has Spike laying on a plate presenting his body

>The lights kick on and music plays

>Ts: "LUAU!"

>All of the sexing ponies stop and look at them

>Ts: "If you're hungry for a hot and juicy piece of meat!"

>They lick their lips and turn towards her

>Ts: "Suck my dragon Spike here cause he is a treat!"

>You and Fluttershy start sneaking behind them

>Ts: "Come on down and dine, on his tasty slime, all you have to do is get in line!"

>They approach

>Ts: "Are ya achin?!"

>S: "Yup yup yup."

>Ts: "For some spanking?"

>S: "Yup yup yup."

>Ts: "He's got a big dick."

>S: "Yup yup."

>Ts: "You can have a big dick too! OY!"

>They run away screaming as the crowd of horny ponies chases after them

>You hide behind the building directly across from the alley you were before

>Then there's the purple flash next to you and Twilight and Spike are there sweating

>Ts: "Don't you ever make me do anything like that ever again."

>Fluttershy giggles and Twilight stares daggers at her

Okay let's keep moving!

>Walk from tree to tree making sure to stay out of sight

>Suddenly the ground begins to rumble

>You turn and see a massive crowd of horny ponies rushing at you

>S: "What do we do?!"

Get back!

>They step back a few feet

>Applejack, now leading the pack, runs up to you and stops

>The rest of them stop too

>Aj: "Ah like ya..."

>Somep0ny screams out from back there: "We like you!"

>Aj: "And Ah wantcha..."

>Same pony screams out again: "And we want you!"

>Aj: "Now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. The choice is yours."

>Same fucking bitch calls out: "What you want?!"

>Aj: "What's it goin be?"

>You're paralyzed with fear

>Aj: "Ah asked you a question Anon..."

>You barely manage to speak

I...don't...

>She circles around to your back

>Aj: "Ah Ah AH excuse me, Ah didn't hear you Anon."

I...I don't wanna answer...I don't want this...

>Aj: "Sounds like to me you want it the hard way!"

>She wraps one of her super strong legs around your neck in her other hand holds a needle to your neck

>The group she was leading is now coming closer

>Aj: "Alright now he's mine! So BACK UP!"

>The words back up trigger a memory you had back at rape protection school

>You spin with her on your back, bend your knees, and bump out your butt, sending her flying to the crowd of ponies

YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BOOTY!

>They all fall over like pins at bowling as you and your group run the fuck away

>You reach the train station and Fluttershy speaks

>Fs: "Oh my...you were so assertive. Where did you learn that?"

In a class to protect myself from you.

>She blushes

>Fs: "Oh you shouldn't have..."

Bitch...

>Fs: "Oh, is me being your bitch your fetish? Because it's mine!"

>She grinds her plot against your leg and you smack her in the ass to get her to stop

>She looks up at you

>Fs: "It is?!"

What?! No!

>Fs: "O-oh..."

Fucking Fluttershy...you never know when to say these things...

>Ts: "If you two lovebirds are done, you'd be happy to know the train is here."

>Shit when did that happen

>You board the train and sit alone in the car

This...is crazy.

>The train starts

>Ts: "I agree."

>Fluttershy snuggles into your side

>Fs: "At least you're okay Anon."

Shut the fuck up Fluttershy.

>She whimpers and lays her head on your lap

>S: "Why are you so mean to Fluttershy?"

>You turn towards him

Well I wouldn't be if she didn't constantly try to have her way with me. On a normal day that is.

>Ts: "Why do you insist on making this stuff up Anon? This is no time for joking around!"

>You point to Fluttershy who is enticed with the smell of your crotch and is drooling on your lap

>Ts: "Well that's because she loves you!"

She's drooling on my weiner because she loves me? Hey Spike do you love Twilight?

>S: "Like the best mom ever!"

Would you drool on her vagina?

>Spike gags at the thought of that

>Ts: "Okay okay I guess that is a little weird."

>You snap your fingers and Fluttershy returns from her retarded state of mind

>Fs: "Oh hi Anon! When did you get here?"

How are you that stupid that you forget I'm here?

>The train jerks to a stop and you headbutt her accidentally

Shit...sorry.

>You say while rubbing your head

>Fs: "It's okay, I liked the warmness I felt from your body when it happened."

Wat.

>You look out the window and see that you aren't even near Canterlot

What is going on here?

>You open the train door and look out

>The front of the train is on fire somehow

Oh that's just fucking wonderful! Come on we need to walk!

>You grab Fluttershy and Twilight puts Spike on her back and you run far in front of the train, following the tracks

>It explodes

>You put Fluttershy down and shy groans

Can it Shy.

>S: "Hey what's that?"

>Spike points up the hill on the side of the tracks

>Ts: "That looks like the machine that the Flim Flam brothers rode in with..."

>You run over and look at it

>It's got everything a car does

Hey! I think I know how to drive this!

>Spike and Twilight sit in the two back seats and Fluttershy sits in the passenger seat

>There's no windows, and it isn't exactly the warmest day out

>Good fucking thing the keys are here

>You rev it up and floor it

>It goes a whopping 10 miles an hour

Oh my FUCKING god can this day get ANY worse?!

>Fs: "Are horrible days your fetish?"

AAAHHHH!

>...

>It's been a few hours of driving and talking

>Eventually it gets quiet because Spike wouldn't shut the fuck up and Twilight snapped at him

>Makes sense but she didn't have to say that stuff about how he's never gonna get Rarity...

>Harsh bitch

>Anyways, you're nearing Canterlot now, you can see it about a mile away

>S: "Are we there yet?"

No.

>A few minutes pass

>S: "Are we there yet now?"

>Ts: "No Spike..."

>S: "How about now?"

>Fs: "No!"

>It's even pissing Fluttershy off

>You know you done fucked up if you pissed off the element of kindess

>A few more minutes pass

>S: "Are we-"

Shut up! Shut the fuck up! You're a cool bro but you're really fucking pissing me off! Don't talk again until we get there!

>Fluttershy looks back at Twilight with her mouth wide open

>Spike has folded his arms and is looking away angrily

>A few more minutes pass

>Spike gets a devious smile

>You hear a pop noise

>Decide to ignore it

>There it is again

What was that?

>You turn and see Twilight looking out the window uninterested and Spike looking at you

>He waves to you

>You turn back around and continue driving

>*Pop*

>This fucking kid...

>You look to Fluttershy

>She's passed out curled up in the seat

>She looks really cute and her leg twitches as she talks in her sleep

>Fs: "ooh...yes right there~"

>You shake your head and pay attention to driving again

>You feel the warmth but not the embrace of something on your neck

>It gets warmer and warmer

>*POP*

>You turn and see Spike looking at you with a huge grin on his face as he makes the pop sound

Twilight. Can you steer for a second?

>Ts: "Mhm. Don't leave any bruises."

>Her purple glow wraps around the steering wheel and the pedal as she continues to watch out the window

>You climb back over the seat and grab Spike

>S: "Heh, what are you gonna do?"

What Twilight should do more often!

>You flip him over and start giving him beatings on his ass

>He's almost in tears and Fluttershy wakes up

>She turns back and watches as you punish Spike

>She doesn't try to stop you but it looks like she isn't enjoying it

>You're about to bring your hand down when he cries out

>S: "Stop okay! I'll stop!"

Good.

>Nothin teaches kids like a good old fashion ass whippin

>You get back into the drivers seat

Thanks Twi.

>Ts: "Huh yeah whatever..."

>She passes out

>You approach the Canterlot gates and there is a guard there

>He screams out as you approach

>"HAULT! WHO GOES THERE?!"

Anonymous! I'm here to see Princess Celestia!

>He turns to the guard next to him and says some stuff

>Then he looks back at you

>"We can't let you do that!"

>They hold up their spears to stop you

>Thats when you realize you have a problem

>The brakes are broken

Shit...

>Fluttershy notices this too

>Fs: "Get out of the way!"

Yeah move! There are no breaks!

>One guard runs to the side

>The other stands there and puts a hoof out towards you in terror

>"NOOOO!"

>The vehicle is still about 10 feet away and slowly inching towards him

>"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Get out of the way! Move!

>"AHHHH!"

>The vehicle crushes him and slows to a stop

Eww...

>You all get out and rush past the other guard who is kneeling by the obviously dead one

>Ts: "Anon! Why did you do that?!"

We told him to move! He was a ruh tard!

>Fs: "A what?"

>S: "Ruh tard?"

>Ts: "You mean retard, ya retard..."

Fuck you guys!

>You run into Celestia's throne room

>She looks up

>C: "Ah. My faithful student Twilight. What brings you h-"

>Ts: "You have to help P0nyville because some really weird thing happened that put all the mares in a stronger form of estrus except for the virgins and they're out there having sex and masterbating in public!"

Jeez Twilight...

>She's panting

>Celestia's eye's widen

>C: "Well...I think I know who is responsible for this..."

>She growls

>C: "DISCORD!"

>His head appears smiling like the cheshire cat floating next to her

>D: "Sup?"

>C: "Do you think this is funny? Quit it!"

>He sighs

>D: "Oh fine...I was only having a little joke Celly."

>He nudges her and she smacks his arm away

>D: "Someone's pissy..."

>He snaps his fingers and a white flash around P0nyville happens again

>C: "Apologize."

>He looks at her

>D: "Are you serious?"

>She glares at him

>D: "UGH! Stop treating me like I'm your fucking kid or something! I could pop your head like a balloon!"

>Her mane turns to magma and she stands up and stares him dead in the face

>C: "Do it."

>Holy shit

>Fluttershy attaches to your leg, terrified

>Ts: "Princess...you're scaring Fluttershy."

>Celestia looks over at her

>Her teary teal eyes are just too hard to compete with

>She relaxes and her mane goes back to normal

>D: "Wow...haven't seen you do that in...about 1784 years."

>He turns to you four

>D: "I'm sorry I've ruined this day for you. Want me to bring you back?"

>You all nod and he snaps his fingers

>You are all back in front of your house

>The sun is going down and the ponies are back to normal, walking back home either limping or smiling smugly

>Twilight departs with Spike and leaves you with Fluttershy

>Fs: "So Anon are epic adventures that have way too many movie refrences and end abruptly by a god your fetish?"

I fucking hate you Fluttershy.