Ghetti Man

>You are Anon

>You've always been a pretty awkward guy

>Only thing that was okay about you was how healthy your body was

>Any time you ever tried to talk to a girl back on earth, spaghetti would fly out of your pockets

>Then you came here

>Not so many spaghetti experiences in this world

>...

>Well not until today

>Day noodle in Equestria

>You wake up and brush your teeth

>No time for a shower

>You go to Twilight's Library

>She said she was gonna try a spell that could bring you back to Earth

>You knock on her door and Spike answers

>"Hey Anon, she's downstairs."

>You walk in and he closes the door behind you

>You walk to the stairs

>He zooms in front of you and opens the door

Spike you don't have to do that.

>"Yes I do."

>He stands up straight and puts his chest out a little

>You walk down and he shuts the door behind you

>You shake your head a little and smile

That kid...

>You sit on a chair behind Twilight who is poking at a machine

>"Just hold on for a minute."

>You notice a plate of spaghetti on the table next to you

>You pick it up and start eating

>You missed breakfast so fuck it

>"So are you ready?"

>She turns around

Uhh...sure?

>You wipe your mouth and head into the machine chewing the spaghetti

>The door closes on you

>You hear a whirling sound

>There's a bright green flash

>There's no more spaghetti in your mouth

>...

>And you're still here

>You open the door and step out

What the hell Twilight?

>"I'm sorry Anon I thought it would work..."

>She shoos you off to work on it more

>You leave and go home

>You take that well needed shower

>You stand in front of the mirror

>You feel somewhat stronger

>As you put on some clothes there's a knock at the door

>You walk downstairs and open the door

>Fluttershy stands there with a shit eating grin

What did you do?

>"Nothing. Yet..."

>She flies in

What do you want?

>She picks up your toaster

>She's been stealing your toaster and running for the past week just so she can see you sweat

>Fucking Freakshy

NO! Do you know how fucking expensive those are?!

>Well not very but you have shit paying applepicking job

>She ignores you and flies out an open window

Damnit.

>You chase after her

>She flies higher

Fluttershy! Get back here!

>You pass Pinkie who falls over with a seizure of laughter at the sight

FLUTTERSHY GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE!

>You reach out to her

>Your reach goes out far

>Like REALLY far

>You grab her and pull her back

How did I do that?

>You put her down and look at your hands

>She drops the toaster and speaks

>"H-how did you do that?"

I don't know...I just reached out...

>You look at a tree and reach out to it

>Your arm, along with your shirt, extends all the way to the tree and wraps around it

>But it doesn't look like your arm...it looks like a colored noodle with a hand at the end

What the fuck?

>You pull your arm back to its original place

>Fluttershy pokes at your pants

>"I w-wonder if you can do that with your hot monkey [spoiler]dock..."[/spoiler]

You aren't gonna be the one to find out Shy. I gotta go talk to Twi about this.

>You turn and stretch your arm to a lamp post

>You grab it and pull yourself to it

>But you do it too hard and launch yourself through the air

>You twirl around in the air screaming at the top of your lungs

>Then you hit the ground with a splat

>You stand up confused as to why you are not dead

How did...

>You look at a cut on your hand

>You see tiny noodles stitching the wound shut

Holy shit!

>You run through town past ponies yelling

I'm invincible!

>Daisy yells back: "You're a looney!"

>You stop in front of Twilight's

>Okay okay...think of a good way to tell her

>You open the door and walk in

>Spike sees you

>"Oh hey Anon! What's up?"

>You stretch your legs so you go up

Nothin much is up here...just dust.

>You shrink back to normal size

>His jaw is dropped

>You walk down Twilight's stairs to her basement where she eats her spaghetti

>The spaghetti...that's what must have caused it!

Hey Twilight!

>She chokes for a second and then swallows her food

>"Jeez Anon you shouldn't scare somepony when they're eating!"

Sorry, just wanted to show you what your machine did.

>"What?"

Follow me outside.

>You walk proudly out and see Spike still staring at the spot you were

>Think you broke him

>You step outside and Twilight walks out too, putting a hoof up to block the sun

>"This better be good Anon."

It will be. Watch this!

>You stretch your arm up to a branch on the treehouse

>And fling yourself up there

>Twilight shouts from below

>"That was incredible! How did you do that?! Do you need my help getting you down?"

No watch!

>You take a deep breath and swan dive off

>"Anon no!"

>You splat against the ground in a pile of spaghetti

>Then the sauce forms your body and the noodles wrap around it until they make your structure

>And form your clothes somehow

>"How did...why...huh?"

I think it was this morning when I went in that machine of yours.

>"My machine gives you superpowers?!"

>A couple ponies look over

No no no. When I walked in I was eating some of your spaghetti. Then after the sound went away, the spaghetti I was chewing disappeared.

>"Oh my gosh...do you mind if I um...test you?"

Uh...sure?

>Shouldn't have said that

>She prods at your body for a good hour and puts weird machines on it

>Then she pokes your side

What?

>"It seems that your DNA has fused with that of spaghetti, thus giving you special spaghetti powers."

Woah...I'm a superhero!

>"Not entirely what I-"

Shut the fuck up Twilight! I'm going to get a costume!

>You ignore her groan and run up her stairs, past the drooling Spike

>Then once outside, you lean forward and put your hands on the ground

>Just like you're about to start a race

>Then you extend and contract your legs fast, launching you forward

>You fly through the air like a wet noodle

>Then you splat in front of Carousel Boutique

>Your body reforms and you open the door

>Rarity's head snaps to you

>"Anonymous! I thought I told you to knock!"

I know Rarity but this is really important!

>"Okay what?"

I need you to do me a generous favor okay?

>"That depends."

But aren't you the element of generousity? I'd hate to see Celestia remove that title from you and tarnish your reknown...

>"Are you blackmailing me?"

No. Just messin. But anyways can you make me a costume?

>"Oh goody! What kind of costume?"

Like a...superhero costume.

>"You mean with like spandex?"

Yeah.

>"Okay Anonymous...what details would you like on it?"

I want it to be a red and yellow mixture, not orange but more of a pattern of them.

>She pulls out a paper and scribbles this stuff down

And on the chest put the letters...GM.

>"Okay Anon...this sounds like a decent costume for Pinkie's party later. I'll get right on it, you stay here."

>Wait she thinks that's for...

Okay.

>She walks upstairs

>You sit on her couch and relax

>After all it has been quite an eventful day so far

>The door to her shop swings open and Fluttershy trots in

>"Hi Rarity I'd li-"

>She sees you

>"Oh hello Anonymous~"

No. Don't say my name like that.

>"You still never told me how you did that earlier."

Some freak accident. But now I can't die.

>She gasps

>"Wh-what? That means w-we can't grow old..."

>She runs out in tears

>Maybe you were a little harsh?

>Wait a minute, no you weren't she's the freak here

>Rarity coming back downstairs breaks your internal conversation

>"Here you are."

>She levitates to you a costume that has matching patterns of red and yellow on it

>On the chest it says GM in yellow with red behind it

You truly are amazing. How much do I owe you?

>"300 bits."

WHAT?! That didn't even take you ten minutes!"

>She giggles

>"Relax darling I was only kidding. It is free of charge. This time."

>You thank her and leave for the one place no one would think to look for a changing superhero

>An alley

>You hide behind a trashcan and change into your suit

>You stand up and flex

>No tears or popping noises come from the suit so it's good

>Suddenly there is a scream

>You stretch out to the rooftop of the building you're next to

>You stand on the building and look down

>Right next to SugarCube Corner is a gray pony getting her purse stolen

>"Stop it! Let go of me!"

>He pushes her to the ground and takes off running

>The pony you now recognize as Octavia, screams out for him to stop

This looks like a job for...GHETTI MAN!

>You stretch your arm down next to the villian

>He stops and stares at it

>You fling your body to your arm

>Tavi watches as she sees a human with a red and yellow suit on twirl through the air

>You smack against him with a plop sound

>He falls back and your body regenerates

>You pick up the purse and wrap your arm around the dazed criminal

>You walk back to Octavia and give her the purse

>"Thank you so much! Um..."

Ghetti Man!

>You strike a pose

Now to take care of this evil doer...

>You grab his head with one arm

>As he flails his limbs to escape, you put your other arm around a street light's pole, and then grab the corner of a building

>You put the purse snatcher on your arm and pull back with him

>Like a slingshot

>Then you let go and he flings into the sky and disappears with a twinkle

>You turn back to your one witness of this heroic triumph

>She smiles at you

>"What do I owe you?"

A true hero does not need a reward...

>You fling yourself back to the rooftops

>Only to see a mass of ponies somewhere in the distance

What in the world is this madness?

>You jump back down and sneakily slide along the ground like a buttery noodle

>Somehow the material Rarity used doesn't get dirty

>You approach the crowd and poke your head up

>Rainbow Dash is posing for the crowd

>You tap the nearest pony, Roseluck

>She turns

What happened here?

>"Oh my gosh you should have seen it! She stopped a baby from flying off that cliff there!"

Why is there even a cliff with a road going down to it?

>She shrugs

>"Dunno but it was awesome! Hey what's with the get up?"

I'm a superhero.

>Lyra turns around and says angrily

>"Yeah right, Rainbow is more of a hero than you could ever be."

Excuse me? All she can do is fly.

>L: "Yeah well she can do it really fast. What can YOU do?"

>RL: "Yeah what CAN you do?"

>They both eye you

I'm going to leave, there's probably some more trouble somewhere else.

>You turn around and shoot your arm across town

>Then sling your body to your arm

>You splat into the house there and reassemble holding on to the window

>You look in and see a family of four eating lunch

>Two phillies, a mom, and a dad all staring at you

>The smallest philly drops her fork

>You slide off the window and land on the ground

>Suddenly there is a loud crack noise

>You look to your left and see four older p0nies on a breaking balcony

>That stupid cunt Rainbow is shouting something

>You fling yourself up and grab all of them and safely land with a splat

>The squishyness of your body when you hit the ground cushions their fall

>They stand up awestruck staring at you when Rainbow puts down the balcony confused as to why there are no p0nies in it

>You stand up and strike a pose for the camera people surrounding you

>Rainbow looks furious back there but you decide that posing for cameras is more important

Remember everyp0ny! If you are ever in danger, just scream!

>You finish posing for them and then shoot yourself across the town

>You land on someone's house but who cares, you're a hero

>"Hey you!"

>You turn around and see Rainbow

>"I don't know who you are, but you can't be killing my spotlight like that!"

>Okay so she sees that you resemble a human but still cant put 1 and 1 together?

>Wow these p0nies are dense

>You put on a more manly voice

Did you ever think to brag AFTER you save them?

>Her ears flatten and she looks away

>"Well not exac-"

That's my point. You aren't cut out for the hero business, kid. Go home.

>"Not...cut out...I SAVED TWO P0NIES TODAY! A little philly trapped in a well, and a baby going off a cliff! How many did YOU save?!"

>Stupid bitch

I saved Octavia from getting her purse stolen, and then those four elderly p0nies...so I got you beat by three.

>She huffs

Like I said, go home.

>She zooms up into the sky and takes off

What a bitch.

>"Y-you said it."

>You turn to your left and see Fluttershy sitting there

When did you get here?

>"Th-this is m-my house."

>You look around and see you aren't even near town anymore

Oh.

>You jump off the roof and start walking to town

>Flinging yourself is fun, but it's good to walk sometimes too

>Fluttershy comes up next to you

>"S-so um...what's your name?"

>These dense ponies

I am the one...

>You point a finger in the sky

The only...

>You pull your hand back and make a fist and flex

Ghetti Man!

>You stretch your body up to the height of a tree and pose

>Then you go back to the ground

Maybe I should work on that.

>"Y-yeah... so um...do you have a fetish?"

>Before you have the chance to react, there is a faint yell in the distance

DUTY CALLS!

>You fling your arm to the town square building

>Since you're so far away it takes a few seconds

>Fluttershy just looks up at you with her head tilted to the side

Just wait for it.

>You feel your hand hit the top and you grab

DUTY CALLS! AGAIN!

>You pull your body to your arm and fly really fast to the top

>Your body hits the building and splats

>Then the mess you made falls down to the ground with a plop

>You reform and look around for the scream

>Then you see a pegasus pony sitting in a cloud

>She screams out

Guess that's who.

>You stretch your body up to the cloud

>Flitter is tied to the cloud, by clouds, while Cloudchaser licks her lips and is about to eat her out

Incest cloud rape? Really?

>Cloudchaser is shocked by your sudden appearance and you use this time to bring your monsterously huge spaghetti hand up and flick her

>She flies away into the Everfree forest

>You shrink your hand back to normal and untie Flitter

>"Thank you so much!"

No problem citizen, all in a days work.

>You shrink back down and Flitter follows you

>"No really thank you! She's been acting strange for a while now and...well I don't know if I would have been able to escape. Thank you."

>You pet the cute mare's mane

All in a days work.

>You hear ponies cheering

>They must be cheering for your awesome >rape preventing

>You turn towards the sound and see an open door

>You walk over and peer inside

>Rainbow Dash stands on a stage with sunglasses and answers questions asked by ponies wearing Rainbow stuff

What the hell?

>Applejack sees you and pulls you over

>"Hey Ah remember you! You're the one who saved mah friend Tavi from gettin her purse snatched!"

>Woah Applejack is friends with Octavia? Who woulda known

Erm...yes she already thanked me.

>You walk forward a bit to see what's going on when another pony pulls you aside

>You don't recognize this one

>He has a fake Rainbow mane hat on, and is wearing a Rainbow cutie mark shirt

>Then he pulls out twenty more of each from behind him

>"I sell Rainbows and Rainbow excessories."

Okay then...

>You back away and into one of the fillies

>You turn and are met with the eyes of all of them

>Rainbow sees you and flies down from the stage glaring at you

>"So...come to challenge me huh?"

Not really. Just wondering what sort of Fom Toolery was going on here.

>"What? Oh whatever, move aside I have pictures to be taken."

>She pushes you over to the rest of the mane 6

>Except Pinkie. She's blissfully eating some cake

>AJ sits next to you and gives a weird look to Twilight and Rarity looks at Fluttershy strangely too

>How did Fluttershy get here so fast?

>She comes over to you and starts rubbing her ass on you

Okay it was nice being here but...I think I hear crime calling so bye!

>You run out of there

>Fucking Fluttershy

>For once all day today, nopony is yelling for help

>You give out a sigh of relief and walk home

>You crash on your couch and fall asleep

>Fighting evil is tough

>You are awoken by knocking on the door

>You open your eyes and still see through the mask you have on

>Good, still disguised

>You walk up and open the door

>Rarity stands there

>"Ah yes Anony-"

>You whip her inside and shut she door

>"What in the world is going on Anon? You should never treat a lady like that you brute!"

I don't want you to spoil my identity! I'm Ghetti Man not Anon!

>She huffs and heads towards the door

>"Fine but I seriously douby anypony would be so dense as to not notice-"

>She opens the door and six fillies come running in

>A little white one speaks

>"Hey Ghetti Man! We wanted to thank you for saving our grandparents!"

>The rest agree while Rarity facehoofs

>Then they pull out various shiny items and hold them to you

>"We wanted to give you these because of what you did!"

Now now fillies, you put those away. A true hero needs nothing more than a simple thank you.

>A light blue one steps forward

>"But Rainbow Dash said-"

>There is a loud scream

I have to go!

>You run past all of them and outside to survey the land

>You see a punctured hot air balloon flying down to the ground with a pony in it

>It seems to be flying...right at you

>You know you should have had your house closer to the city...

>You see a purple and black thing bounce on some buildings as you stretch up to the size of a giant

>The purple and black thing is distracted by you when it jumps at the balloon, and it trips and faceplants in it

>You grab the basket, stop it from falling, save both of them

>Then a rainbow streak hits your hand

>It's Rainbow

>She rubs a hoof with her head

>"Ouch...hey watch where you're at Ghetti Man!"

How about you watch where you're flying, show off!

>You set down the basket and shrink back to your original size and Rainbow approaches you

>But she is washed away by the swarm of ponies with cameras coming at you

>Followed by the mayor

>"Move aside."

>They move out of the way and she walks forward

>"Our town has a new hero! Ghetti Man!"

>The crowd roars in cheers and approval

>The black and purple suited pony runs off

>You decide that doesn't matter enough to investigate

>After hours of answering questions about the five seconds that took place there, they finally leave

Fuck...

>You make sure no one is looking and head inside your house

>As you close the door a disgustingly familiar smell hits you

>Fluttershy juice...

>You turn and see nothing

Maybe I'm crazy...

>You head to the bathroom and take off your suit

>You walk out of the bathroom naked and guess who's right there

>Fluttershy

>Her wings shoot out

>"O-oh my~"

How long have you been standing there?

>"L-long enough...Ghetti M-Man..."

Damnit Fluttershy...please don't tell anypony about this okay?

>She strolls up to you and boops your dick

>You back up

>"What's in it for me?"

>This bitch

Fuck...fine what do you want.

>"I want you. Inside of me. Now."

>Demanding whore

Fine Fluttershy...just keep your end of the deal.

>She nods and then squeaks of excitement

>She runs into your room and hops on the bed

>You get on the bed on top of her

>"What are we gonna do on the bed Anon?"

Shut the fuck up Fluttershy.

>You spend the rest of the night

>Unwillingly Fucking Fluttershy

>Saucy day in Equestria

>You wake up and stretch out

>And break a lamp

>Shit forgot you had powers

>Fluttershy stirs in bed

>Good thing she didn't fall asleep attached to you

>You slip out of bed and head to the bathroom

>You look at your suit in the mirror as you brush your teeth

>Then you whip out your dick to take a piss

>But it doesn't look like piss that comes out

>It looks like

SAUCE?!

>Fluttershy zooms up next to you

>You should really shut the door when you use the bathroom

>"What's wrong sweetie?!"

>She looks at your dick

>Then the toilet which is full of sauce

>You look at her

>You came on her chest last night, because even you could not finish inside of something that cute

>There is dried sauce on her

Great...so I pee and cum spaghetti sauce...good thing it doesn't hurt though.

>You throw Fluttershy out and take a shower

>Then you put on your suit and head downstairs

>You are greeted by a sad looking Fluttershy and the smell of pancakes

>You take off the head piece to your costume and sit down at the table

>You dig in to some beautifully crafted pancakes

Why the...long face?

>You laugh internally at your stupid horse joke

>"Just...why don't you love me?"

>You finish what you had stuffed into your face

Sorry Shy. You're just too clingy. Now Pinkie...damn I'd like a slice of that Pie...

>"I...I do all these things for you...b-but the only time y-you even notice me is when I threaten t-to reveal your identity...are you even listening?!"

>You turn back to her from staring out the window imagining nailing Pinkie

Uh yeah I was listening.

>"What did I say then?"

You like elephants. I mean I'm not going to judge you, if that's what you're into.

>She looks really pissed but before she says anything, there is a loud group scream

>You put on your mask

Thanks for the meal Shy, gotta go!

>You open your door and shoot your arm out to a building

>There is a runaway cart of ponies

>Heading straight to the road that goes down the cliff

>Seriously why the fuck would they make that?

>Population control maybe?

>No no that's a sick thought

>You see Rainbow fly down to the side of the cart

>She says her phrase and flies to the front to stop it

>Dumbass

>She gets ran over by it

>Dumb horse doesn't understand physics

>You fling yourself down to the dropoff of the cliff

>You put your hands out in front of you and stretch them to the size of houses

>And you grab the cart, saving all of those ponies

>The same purple and black pony walks away from your hand with her head hung

>Guess she's not cut out for the hero business

>You shrink back down and the ponies cheer for you

It's no problem, I assure you.

>Rainbow flies up to you

>"Stop it, I totally had everything under control there!"

>The others give her 'are you fucking serious' looks

>One of them, Filthy Rich, walks up to you

>"I want you to have this. Don't say no."

>He hands you a sack of bits

Well thank you Filthy.

>He grumbles

>"Rich..."

Yeah that. Alright see ya later! And remember if you're in danger, just scream!

>You stretch your arm out to a building and fling up there

>You somehow do it easy enough that you don't splat, you just stand up there

>You look around

Seems peaceful enough...I wonder why these things don't happen so often.

>You lay down against a chimney and gaze up at the sky

>So nice

>So peaceful

>Some strange noises are coming from behind you

>You turn and see a construction site

>They're making some sort of building or something

>A weird noise followed by smoke coming from a machine, makes a crane throw a piece of wood at the structure

SHIT!

>You fling yourself down there

>Rainbow comes too and tries to say her phrase before doing anything

>As she's being fucktarded, the purple and black mare runs up and picks up a pony

>He has no idea who she is and freaks out, causing her to drop him

>You stretch your hand out and grab him with a swipe before a metal beam hits him

>You set him down outside of the mess and grab two other construction ponies that were holding each other as a huge piece of wood falls at them

>You put them next to the first

>A pallete of bricks is falling down on a construction pony

>You grab it and put it down next to him

>Then you pick him up and put him to the side

>Rainbow is talking to the purple and black pony about something and they don't see the pipe falling towards them

>You pull back your hand and fling yourself at them

>You grab them both and land in a bush

>The rest of the building collapses

>You stand up and get out of the bush

>So do the other two

>Rainbow makes a pose

>"And that's how you save some lives!"

>A construction pony stands

>"Actually, Ghetti Man saved us. Not you."

>A crowd of ponies comes at you while Rainbow and the purple and black pony leave

>They barrage you with pictures and questions

And I'm off. But remember...

>The crowd finishes it before you

>"If you are ever in danger, just scream!"

>You shoot your arm off to a large tree in the distance

>You sit on a branch and relax

I don't get enough time for myself anymore.

>You look around and see a waterfall with a dam up in the distance

>Didn't even know there was one here

>As you watch it you see the purple and black pony walking with Rainbow up there

This can't be good...

>You slip slap spladoodle down the tree like a moist noodle and slide along the ground up to the two mares walking and talking

>R: "You think this will work? I mean what if we can't fix it?"

>?: "I'm sure it will."

>You stand up behind them and watch as Rainbow flies to the dam and punches it

>It shatters like glass and she is swept up in the current of water

>She catches herself on a log and then the purple and black pony levitates all the rocks to fix it

>Hold on just a second...if you cause a problem and fix it for the fame, that makes you a villian!

>You stretch yourself out and grab all of the rock pieces from their magical fields

>The purple and black pony backs off as you step into the water and fix the dam

>It was like fixing a puzzle

>Besides the risk if you don't do it fast enough, all of the ponies will drown

>You fix it and are met with more cheers from passerby ponies

>You step out of the water and go back to normal size

>Rainbow storms up to you dripping with water

>"Dangit Ghetti Man! Why do you always do better than me?!"

Saving lives is not a competition.

>"Yeah well whatever! The only thing I have that you don't is the ability to fly!"

>She angrily flies back to town

>She's getting pretty annoying...you should probably demonstrate why she has no chance

>You walk to the edge of the mountain and grab two trees

>Then you run backwards and jump, launching yourself forwards

>You fly right past her and in the second your eyes meet you swear she pissed herself

>You squish against the ground and reform

>She lands next to you

>"How did you-"

>Another crowd of ponies comes from nowhere as Rainbow flies away to dodge them

>They bring you to the town square where the mayor is at the podium about to speak

>She looks over and signals for you to come up there

>You do and the crowd cheers again

>"Why don't you say some words of inspiration Ghetti Man?"

>She moves aside

>You walk up and raise the microphone

I have nothing to say about anything, I'm just here to help. Okay, I'll take questions.

>A yellow pony with a squiggly blue mane raises her hoof

Yes?

>"What is it like saving ponies?"

Uh...it makes me feel good I guess.

>Another hoof goes up in the back

>It's a tiny one

>The crowd moves so you can see it

>It's Snips

>"How can I be a superhero too?"

>You chuckle

Eat your vegetables.

>Some laughs come from the crowd

>A tan hoof goes up

>It's Roseluck

>"Remember us?"

>She pulls Lyra to her

>RL: "We were the first to talk to you rememeber?"

>L: "Yeah and we were so accepting of you right?"

>You laugh and shake your head

>They are scoffed and yelled at

>A wild Rainbow appears

>Right in your face

>"Ghetti Man, I have a question. Take off your mask."

>She lunges for it and your body goes into noodle mode

>You fall to the ground limp and slither away

>She runs after you into an alley

>"You never answered my question!"

That wasn't even a question!

>Then she is tackled by the purple and black pony

>You stand up and fling yourself to the building next to you

>You watch over the edge as two more ponies wearing those costumes come out

So there was more than one?

>The first one takes off her mask and it's Pinkie

>Rainbow is confused

>"Pinkie?! It was you?"

>Then the second one steps out from behind her

>She takes off her mask

>"APPLEJACK?!"

>And finally the third one

>"Twilig-oh wait that one makes sense. You should learn how to change your voice."

>The rest of the mane six come out and explain themselves in this massively failed scheme to teach Rainbow a lesson

>Rainbow stands up

>"I understand and I'm done being the hero. I shouldn't have bragged so much."

>Twilight's jaw drops

>"How did you know that?!"

>You jump down off the roof

Maybe you shouldn't try some crazy stunt like that just to get a point across. You should have just told her.

>Rarity nods

>"Well said Anonymous. Well said."

>The rest of them gasp (except Fluttershy)

Damn it Rarity.

>You take off your mask and they stare at you

>Then Twilight speaks

>"Well I guess it does seem like more than a coincidence that Ghetti Man appeared when you left yesterday..."

>You facepalm

Ya think?

>Rd: "Well I'm sorry to all of you. Including you Ghetti Man."

>She laughs at the name

>Fs: "So Anon is being the hero your fetish?"

>You shoot your arm out to a house far away and put your mask on

Nope.

>As you hear Fluttershy's scream in frustration, you fling to the house and get on the roof

>You stand there for a few minutes just watching over the town

>Rainbow flies up next to you

>"So what are you gonna do now?"

What I do best...

>There's a scream off in the distance

Save the day!

>You fling off into the town to fight crime