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Flutterrape Wars: The mission [Part 1]

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  1. >Days of damnation in Equestria
  2. >You are at the training grounds helping the rookies fire their weapons
  3. >Celestia moved the entire stadium to Canterlot with teleportation
  4. >It's a good thing Shining Armor listened to you when you told him about the guns you had back on Earth
  5. >They recreated them so they shoot blasts of magic
  6. >You called them "Magiguns"
  7. >Yeah you aren't the most creative person but it's not like they care
  8. >Rarity designed all of the suits of armor you wear
  9. >They're like vests and repel the less intelligent Flutterthings with a smell that is nasty to their kind
  10. >Soap
  11. ---Approximately 4 months since the outbreak---
  12. >You look up to the barrier and see it flicker
  13. >It's been happening for the past couple days
  14. >It must almost be time then...
  15. >Every week a squad of six ponies would leave Canterlot to find out more info and try to reduce the population of those disgusting creatures
  16. >It's useless though because from recent intel, there is a certain type of being...
  17. >It is described as having the body of a crab, hooves, Fluttershy's head with her voice, lives underground, and it can lay up to fourty eggs at a time
  18. >This has truly gotten out of hand
  19. >In the beginning they went out and rounded up the remaining citizens of Ponyville
  20. >Applejack became depressed upon news that Applebloom still hasn't been found
  21. >She's started drinking more lately
  22. >No one can get her to stop
  23. >It's pretty sad...
  24. >Twilight on the other hand has been spending up to days at a time in a sort of...chamber where she can train her magic to be stronger
  25. >She lifted a flock of Flutterflies up and melted them from the inside out...so you can say that she's come a long way
  26. >Rarity has hardened quite a bit since they found Sweetie Belle's body torn in half and oozing with semen
  27. >Too bad she started binge eating because of that...
  28. >She thinks if she doesn't look attractive then she won't be raped
  29. >Poor girl
  30. >Rainbow Dash has become your best friend in all this
  31. >She really is the element of loyalty
  32. >And Pinkie...something snapped inside her on one mission you were sent on...
  33. >As you sit on a bench you remember the time when your squad went out to fight that day
  34. >You are running through the smoke and hiding behind cover with Rainbow and Pinkie
  35. Rainbow! Flank from the skies while Pinkie and I go to the left!
  36. >She nods and flies up firing her magigun at the wingless Flutters
  37. >Pinkie turns around the corner first and stops immediately
  38. Pinkie! What are you d-
  39. >You see tears hit the ground in front of her
  40. >Then you look at what she's staring at
  41. >It's Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake holding each other with their heads slashed open
  42. Pinkie...
  43. >She pulls out her magigun and runs out into the middle of battle
  44. Are you crazy?!
  45. >Within seconds there is only one left
  46. >Pinkie made quick work of them
  47. >The one left is injured and trying to crawl away
  48. >Pinkie picks it up by its wounded leg and flails it around until it's neck snaps
  49. >You will never forget that day
  50. >Because that was the last day Pinkie's mane was poofy
  51. >A frustrated groan snaps you out of your recollection
  52. >An orange mare is holding her magirifle too high and is hitting the wall above the practice Flutter
  53. >Oh and that too
  54. >You went down a list with Shining Armor of all the different types you had seen
  55. >There were three main ones though
  56. >Flutters, wingless Flutters, and Moleshy
  57. >Moleshys are dirty fuckers
  58. >Almost always stay underground
  59. >You don't know it's there until someone gets attacked
  60. >You approach the mare
  61. Like this.
  62. >You take her leg and straighten it
  63. Pretend you're pointing at something, and press the button with your other hoof.
  64. >She does it and hits it straight in the head
  65. >"I did it!"
  66. >You pat her shoulder
  67. Yeah ya did kiddo.
  68. >A gray unicorn runs over to you
  69. >He looks out of breath
  70. Yes?
  71. >"Princess Celestia has requested all of Bravo squad to the throne room."
  72. Got it.
  73. >You jog over to the main gates of the castle and walk through them to the throne room
  74. >Pinkie, Rainbow, Applejack, and Twilight floating there are all waiting for you
  75. Sorry I'm late. Where's the rookie at?
  76. >Celestia steps forward
  77. >C: "Guess we'll find out soon. Why are you late?"
  78. Got the memo a little late I guess. So what are we here for?
  79. >C: "As you have no doubt seen, I am having trouble keeping the barrier up."
  80. >You nod
  81. >C: "I need to keep this barrier going to protect the citizens of Canterlot. But to do so means that we will need additional help."
  82. What do you mean?
  83. >C: "Every time a creature touches that barrier from the outside, it uses up some of my magic to kill it."
  84. Oh...so you need more ponies to kill the bugs so you don't lose too much and can't protect Canterlot right?
  85. >C: "Precisely."
  86. >Aj: "Get to the point yer highness."
  87. >Celestia just looks over and sighs
  88. >Aj: "You got sumthin to say? Say it to mah face!"
  89. >C: "You really shouldn't drink so much Applejack. How do you know Applebloom isn't here in the city if you're too drunk off your ass to even walk straight?"
  90. >Damn...Celestia shut drunk Applejack up
  91. >She was a bit harsh but it worked
  92. >C: "Anyways...I want you all to go to the far south until you reach Queen Chrysalis' temple. You'll know it when you see it."
  93. >Rd: "Chrysalis?! Didn't she try to take the throne before? What makes you think she'll help us?!"
  94. >C: "Simple. Just tell her if the threat is not eliminated then it will come for her eventually."
  95. >Ts: "Hold on a second. Queen Chrysalis is not one that takes lightly to being threatened. We could have our throats slit before we finish saying that."
  96. >Celestia puts a hoof to her chin
  97. >Ts: "We could offer her an Alliance."
  98. >C: "I suppose that will have to do. Alright, Bravo squad take the train on the left side of Canterlot. It will take you to an abandoned town near a forest."
  99. >Twilight makes a piece of paper with quill from nothing and writes down the instructions
  100. >C: "Once in the forest follow the green glow to the stone castle. Make sure to pass yourselves as friendly. Applejack."
  101. >AJ looks up
  102. >C: "That means no picking any fights. And don't snoop around either."
  103. >She mumbles something and nods
  104. >C: "Alright my little ponies. And uh...human. Go to her castle and be wary."
  105. >Then the doors to your left fly open and Derpy stumbles in
  106. >She puts a hoof to her head as a salute as her eyes watch both you and the ground
  107. >D: "Are you Bravo squad? I'm your new recruit!"
  108. >Since you only have five members, a random rookie is picked to go with you and learn what it's like to be in the war
  109. >Kind of a handicap but you don't mind
  110. >She flies over and sits in front of you
  111. >C: "Now that you are all here, you should leave for the trains."
  112. Yes.
  113. >You all walk out as Rainbow talks to Derpy about the mission
  114. >The walk to the train station is a quiet one, only interupted by a cough or a deep breath
  115. >The train pulls in as you arrive and you enter
  116. >No one on this train so Celestia must have told the ponies about your mission
  117. >You sit next to the window and look out it as the train goes
  118. >Derpy sits next to you
  119. >D: "Cap...Captain?"
  120. >You turn to her
  121. Call me Anon. And what?
  122. >D: "O-oh sorry...I just um..."
  123. >You put a hand on her head and russle her mane
  124. Scared?
  125. >She nods, bouncing her one non functioning eye
  126. It'll be fine. It's actually kind of fun watching the little bastards fry when you zap em. Aint that right Pinkie?
  127. >Pinkie looks up at you from across the car
  128. >Pp: "Yeah. If you zap em in the head it pops like a balloon!"
  129. >You both laugh as Derpy stares in horror
  130. >Twilight calls Derpy over and she talks to her about how you and Pinkie are crazy in the head
  131. >You look back out the window and see a tree fall over
  132. What was that...
  133. >The rest of the ponies come over to the window and see the trees falling over
  134. >Then there is an incredibly loud roar that shakes the windows
  135. >You see a huge and bloated Flutterfly come out of the trees
  136. >It heads straight ahead of the train
  137. FUCK! BRACE YOURSELVES!
  138. >You run over to Derpy who is freaking out and grab her
  139. >You put her on the back of the seat so when it stops she goes nowhere
  140. >Then the train stops almost instantly and you go flying to the front wall
  141. >You hit your head and everything drifts to blackness
  142. >Suddenly, cold
  143. >Freezing cold all over you
  144. >You jolt awake
  145. >Rainbow has a bucket of water
  146. >She drops it and hugs you
  147. >Rd: "I thought you weren't gonna make it! You scared me!"
  148. >You feel the back of your head where you hit the wall
  149. >Just a bump suprisingly
  150. >You stand up and look at the burning mess of a train
  151. How did you get me out of there?
  152. >Ts: "Magic. Now come on we have some walking to do."
  153. >You walk to the tracks and continue along them
  154. >There is a noise that sounded like a loud groan
  155. >You turn and see the bloated Flutterfly laying on the ground
  156. >It's stomach moves and you can see it through the skin
  157. >Then there is a loud pop sound and its stomach bursts open
  158. >Hundreds of Spidershys pour out of it and run at you, all screaming rape in their tiny voices
  159. Twilight!
  160. >She nods
  161. >Ts: "Everyone get inside the bubble!"
  162. >She makes a bubble out of magic
  163. >You all huddle inside it and then it turns red
  164. >A few Spidershys touch it and burst to flames
  165. >Meanwhile Twilight rises into the sky and her eyes go white
  166. >She's unlocked and mastered her magical abilities
  167. >There is a bright ball that surrounds Twilight
  168. >Then she plummets to the ground with it
  169. >The instant it touches the ground a huge orange pulse explodes from it, killing everything in a half a mile radius
  170. >The bubble around you fades and Twilight stands up
  171. >She looks fatigued
  172. You okay?
  173. >Ts: "I...I guess."
  174. I'm not taking any risks.
  175. >You pick her up and put her on your shoulders
  176. >She rests her head on top of yours and drifts off to sleep
  177. >Ts: "Thanks...nonny..."
  178. Alright. Let's continue. The town is just up ahead, we can rest there for a while.
  179. >Derpy has a look of terror on her face from that whole ten second experience
  180. >Rd: "It's okay Derpy."
  181. >Rainbow pats her back and she rockets up a few meters
  182. Hey...relax.
  183. >She lowers down to the ground and walks with her head down
  184. >Pinkie speaks up
  185. >Pp: "So how have you guys been? Forgot to ask that when we first met up."
  186. >Aj: "Nothins changed Pinkie."
  187. >Rd: "I was asked to be a wonderbolt."
  188. >Aj: "You and them stupid wonderbolts..."
  189. >D: "I just got signed up last week."
  190. >Aj: "Who cares?"
  191. Applejack why are you being mean to them?
  192. >Aj: "Not mean. Just the truth."
  193. Stop it.
  194. >Aj: "And who's gonna make me? You? HAHAA."
  195. Rainbow, hold Twilight please.
  196. >She picks Twilight off of you
  197. >Applejack turns around
  198. >Aj: "You wanna tussle? Lets go then!"
  199. >She tackles you
  200. >Good
  201. >Momma always said never to throw the first punch
  202. >Only the last
  203. >You swing her to the ground so you are on top of her
  204. >She tries to appleslap you but you block it and check her in the face
  205. >Blood runs from her nose and she headbutts you, sending you on your back
  206. >You jump back up to your feet and grab her by the throat
  207. >You hoist her up to your level
  208. Listen here Applejack. We are a team. We need to stay a team and with the way you're acting, I don't see that possible. Now stop it.
  209. >She bucks you in the chest sending you on your back for a third time today
  210. >She stands over you with a hoof about to strike down
  211. >You uppercut her and then grab her by the mane
  212. >You pull back on her mane so her head comes up to meet yours
  213. DO YOU WANT TO FIND APPLEBLOOM OR NOT?!
  214. >Her angry expression fades
  215. >Aj: "...Ah do."
  216. THEN CUT THIS SHIT OUT!
  217. >You throw her back to the ground
  218. >She sits up and softly cries
  219. >Oh right...they're still girly on the inside
  220. >You kneel down and pick up her hat
  221. >You look in it and see Appleblooms bow
  222. >You put it on her head
  223. I'm sorry Applejack.
  224. >She looks up at you as tears stream down her face
  225. >Aj: "M-me too."
  226. >You hug her
  227. I promise we'll find her...
  228. >After she cries on your shoulder for a good couple minutes, you continue on
  229. >The rest of the walk is silent
  230. >You reach the town center and Rainbow puts Twilight in your arms
  231. >Rd: "Sorry...I could barely hold her anymore."
  232. It's okay. We should find a place to rest for a while.
  233. >You put Twilight back on your shoulders
  234. >Derpy flies over to a window
  235. >D: "Hey I think this is a nice place!"
  236. >You turn to her
  237. >You see her smiling and pointing to the window
  238. >Then the window shatters and some spiked appendage pierces her body
  239. >It flails her around and then throws her off of itself
  240. >She goes flying to the ground
  241. >Pinkie and AJ go in the building
  242. >You run over to Derpy
  243. Are you okay?
  244. >She turns to you
  245. >D: "I'll be fine..."
  246. >Pinkie and AJ are thrown through the wall of the building
  247. No!
  248. >You grab Derpy and run to an alleyway
  249. >You sit her next to a fence that splits the alley
  250. >You hear the sounds of combat out there but you tend to Derpy's wound
  251. Do you have any sort of cloth or something?
  252. >D: "Yes...h-here."
  253. >She pulls out a pink ribbon and you wrap it around her midsection
  254. Can you walk?
  255. >She moves forward but then coughs up blood and falls back
  256. >D: "N-no...Anon..."
  257. What is it?
  258. >D: "You have to leave me..."
  259. >You stare in disbelief at her
  260. No! I won't leave you here! You will not die here!
  261. >You try to grab her but she smacks your hand
  262. >You look at her and see her eyes focus on you
  263. >D: "You have better...things to protect than me Anon...go!"
  264. >Rainbow runs past the alley screaming at you
  265. >Rd: "We need to go now!"
  266. I...I promise I'll come back for you! Take this!
  267. >You give her your machete and she picks it up
  268. >She nods as you run to Rainbow
  269. >You, Pinkie, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash all run for the forest with the ominous green glow
  270. >Dashing away from the Flutterspies that limp after you
  271. >Flutterspies are pony shaped but with giant red eyes and razor teeth. But they have one deformed leg, so they hobble
  272. >You escape them finally and rest on a log
  273. >Applejack sits next to you and Rainbow lands in front of you
  274. Where's Pinkie?
  275. >Pp: "Up here."
  276. >She drops out of a tree
  277. >Aj: "Where's Derpy?"
  278. We...I...everything was happening so fast and...I left her there. With my machete as defense.
  279. >Rd: "We better hurry then so we can get help for her!"
  280. Yeah! Lets go!
  281. >You continue running towards the green glow until you reach a path
  282. >You all slow down to a walk and catch your breath
  283. Okay...you guys...be polite and...ask to speak to the Queen.
  284. >Each pony nods
  285. >Twilight shifts on your shoulders
  286. >How she has slept through this you do not know
  287. >Maybe some meditative sleep
  288. >Suddenly a changeling steps out from a bush
  289. >It looks at you and growls
  290. Hold on! We mean no harm! We have come looking for the Queen to offer her a proposal.
  291. >It looks at all of you
  292. >"If a proposssssal you sssssspeak of, let usssss go to the casssstle."
  293. >It walks on and you all follow
  294. >You arrive at a magnificent looking structure
  295. >Made entirely of stone and lit by green flame
  296. >As you follow the changeling through the town you are greeted with curses, threats, and the occasional bottle throwing
  297. >You approach the entrance to the castle and the changeling stops
  298. >"Here you are...have a nicccce chat."
  299. >He opens the doors and you all walk in
  300. >The door slams behind you attracting the attention of the Queen
  301. >QC: "Who comes to my throneroom now?"
  302. >You step into the light and bow
  303. Only us Queen.
  304. >She stands and smiles at your courtesy
  305. >QC: "On what grounds?"
  306. Canterlot is requesting an alliance with you, Queen.
  307. >She laughs
  308. >QC: "And what makes you think I'd want to join them?"
  309. >She turns toward the window and looks out at her barren land
  310. >QC: "I'm perfectly fine here."
  311. >She sighs
  312. Have you not heard?
  313. >She turns to you with a concerned look on her face
  314. >QC: "Heard what? You are permitted to speak."
  315. >You retell your story of the army of disgusting freaks and how they need her changeling's help
  316. >She looks absolutely bewildered
  317. >QC: "This is just...insane...that the Princess would desire my help after...nevermind. I'm going to have to decline that offer."
  318. >No! You can't fail the mission!
  319. >Option two maybe?
  320. Chrysalis listen to me!
  321. >Her head snaps to you
  322. If you don't join us then you will be defeated by this...this...freak army of rapists!
  323. >She is taken back by your outburst
  324. >Then she looks pissed
  325. >QC: "HOW DARE YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE TO ME! GUARDS!"
  326. >Ten guards step out from the shadows and restrain you all with magic
  327. >Rd: "Way to go Anon!"
  328. >Aj: "Yeah seriously!"
  329. >QC: "SILENCE! TAKE THEM TO THE DUNGEON!"
  330. >You are dragged down stairs and down a hallway
  331. >Then you are thrown in a cell
  332. >Somehow Twilight is still sleeping
  333. >Fucking Twilight
  334. >Rd: "Now what are we going to do?"
  335. >Pp: "We wait."
  336. >Aj: "Ah agree. Rescue is bound to come soon enough. Right Anon?"
  337. I don't know Applejack.
  338. I don't know.