- >Swampy day in Equestria
- >You are out caring for animals just outside of Fluttershy's place
- >Ya know...your fucking rapist?
- >Celestia's idea of community service for consuming the ashes of Philamena
- >How the fuck were you supposed to know that wasn't chocolate milk mix?
- >Anywho, you're picking up animal shit when she calls for you
- >"Anon honey can you come here?"
- >You walk over to her on a bridge
- I'm not your honey. What do you want?
- >"Think you can reach that branch over there?"
- >She points to the branch that is floating down the stream
- I guess.
- >You lay down and stretch your arm out into the water
- >The stick comes closer and just before you grab it, you feel something touching your butt
- >Hell nope
- >You sit up and Fluttershy is launched back off the other side of the bridge
- >She is stands up and looks up at you frustrated
- >"If being wet isn't your fetish I'm going to be really frustrat-woaah!"
- >She is swept under the water and carried down the increasing in speed and size river
- >You run alongside the river shouting for her to just fly, but she's too fucking afraid
- >You jump in and swim to her, which takes merely seconds
- >But then you realize how fucking retarded you are
- >Now you're gonna die together
- >Great
- >The river expands even more and then looks calm ahead
- >"Anon I'm scared..."
- Don't be Fluttershy it sounds nice over there.
- >"Anon it's calm right before a waterfall..."
- >Camera pans out to show Anon and Fluttershy floating towards a 1000ft waterfall
- >Back to Anon
- Fuck.
- >You fall off the side of it screaming while squeezing the life out of each other
- >Everything fades to black as you slap against the water
- >You awake to the sound of a constant beep
- >You realize you're in a hospital and turn to see Fluttershy in the same position as you
- >She deserved this shit, not you
- >She turns to you and smiles weakly
- >Nurse Redheart trots in with a bowl of food and lays it on Fluttershy's lap
- >Another nurse pony puts one on yours too and they both leave
- >It's stew
- >Man do you love some stew
- >If only they had meat though...
- >You tear into it and eat all of it in a few minutes
- >You look over to Fluttershy who is moving the pieces of stew around
- What are you doing?
- >"O-oh I just...I don't like onions."
- >A faint smell of onions tickles your nosehairs
- >The ground shakes and then Shrek uppercuts through a floor tile
- >He climbs out of it and locks the door
- >Then he walks over to the terrified Fluttershy and snatches the bowl away from her
- >He hands it to you with a simple nod
- >Then he flips her over and thrusts his fat green ogre dick into her ass
- >She screams out in pain
- >He bends over and whispers in her ear
- >"This is my swamp."
- >Nurse Redheart looks in through the window and then runs back
- >A few seconds later, the door breaks down and several ponies run in to stop him
- >He ejects a green smokescreen with a cloud of his gas and jumps out the window with Fluttershy like a fleshlight
- >You finish your onion filled stew in peace
- >It was her fault anyways
- >She should have checked herself
- >You slurp up the last piece of onion
- >Before she shreked herself
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Close call (Shrek)
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