Title:           Christmas Pranks
Author:          Swift_M0nkey
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/KN7k7huD
First Edit:      Sunday 25th of December 2016 05:15:26 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Sunday 25th of December 2016 05:15:43 PM CDT

Swift - Today at 5:47 PM
>we roll up to las' place
"LAS, C'MERE"
>las comes out of his room
>"What the fuck are you doing here?"
"WHERE'S YOUR MOM?!"
>"I don't kn-"
>Las' mom comes around the corner
"YYOOO, LAS' MOM! HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?"
>"U-um, fine?"
"HAHAH, WE GOT HER BRO!"
>turn to each other and hi five
>go home
>good pranks
 
>we roll up to M.M.'s place
"M.M. C'MERE"
>m.m. comes out of his room
>"How the fuck did you get in my house?"
"MERRY CHRISTMAS, WHERE'S YOUR DOG?"
>"I think he was just outside, unless someone let him back i-"
>cloud comes into view from across the room
>both of us run over to the dog
"MERRY CHRISTMAS DOG!"
>give cloud a huge treat
>go home
>good pranks
 
Pickle - Today at 5:50 PM
That is not what he would do at all
He would continue to press about how we found him
 
M.M. - Today at 5:53 PM
I just hear "Merry Christmas Dog" in such a huge bro voice
Also yeah
how the fuck did you get in my house?
 
Swift - Today at 5:55 PM
>we roll up to taya's place
"TAYA C'MERE"
>she comes out of her dorm room
>"Oh my god, Swif-"
"WHERE'S TIM?!"
>she steps back
>"uh, inside. why-"
>we push past her
>find tim on couch
>"Who the hell are you?"
>grab his arms
>pickle pulls out his dick
>puts a sticky bow on the head of his penis
>let him go
>turn to taya
>"MERRY CHRISTMAS BRUH!"
>go home
>good pranks
 
M.M. - Today at 5:55 PM
Fucking hell
 
Swift - Today at 5:56 PM
>we roll up to liz's place
"Hey aint this las' place?"
>nod
"ALREADY DID IT BROO!"
>go home
>good pranks
 
M.M. - Today at 5:56 PM
Prank Urban
 
IceThiccle - Today at 5:56 PM
ew no
urban's actually in love right now
lmao
LMAO
OH SHIT THAT'S REALLY A THING
 
Swift - Today at 5:59 PM
>we roll up to esplin's place
"ESPLIN C'MERE"
>but nobody came
>go home
>sad pranks
 
Pickle - Today at 5:59 PM
You dick
 
M.M. - Today at 5:59 PM
I only know Esplin for being dead
and even then I sometimes forget who he is
 
Swift - Today at 6:01 PM
>we roll up to gauge's place
"GAUGE C'MERE"
>a deathly ill stick creaks out the door
>"O-oh, swif-"
>push her to the side as we go in
>she shatters into pieces
>pick the pieces up and put them on the christmas tree
>aileen comes out
>"What the fuck?!"
"MERRY CHRISTMAS MA'AM!"
>go home
>good pranks
 
Pickle - Today at 6:01 PM
>ma'am
Also
 
Swift - Today at 6:01 PM
she's gonna turn 30 next year
 
Pickle - Today at 6:01 PM
She wouldn't shatter into pieces like glass
 
Swift - Today at 6:01 PM
that's a ma'am to me
 
Pickle - Today at 6:01 PM
She would fall apart
Like a spooky skeleton in Skyrim when it dies
 
Swift - Today at 6:02 PM
i never said what she'd shatter like
 
Pickle - Today at 6:02 PM
Touche
 
M.M. - Today at 6:03 PM
That is so fucked up
but hilarious
Fucking destroy someone and use their body to decorate the tree
 
Swift - Today at 6:05 PM
>we roll up to jibber's place
"JIBBER C'MERE"
>jibber opens his door
>"What the fuck? Swift?!"
"WHERE'S YOUR COMPUTER?!"
>"Why the hell do you need to know?"
>push him aside
>go find his computer
>plug in dog dick flash drive
>copy the lolis in santa outfits to various locations around his computer and as his desktop background
"YEEEAAAH! TIS THE SEASON BITCH!"
>help him up
>go home
>good pranks
 
>we roll up to gnome's place
"GNOME, C'MERE"
>we get shot
>we die
>good life
 
thus ends the saga of swift and pickle's christmas adventure
 
Pickle - Today at 6:07 PM
>me and mm roll up to Swifts place
"SWIFT, C'MERE"
>Swift opens his door
>"You fuckin' niggas"
"WHERES CASS"
>he points to some random spot on the grass
>walk over to it
>pop a squat and take a dump
"GUESS WHAT? YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT, BRO!"
>good pranks
 
Swift - Today at 6:11 PM
>m.m. and las roll up to the dragonballs
"SHENRON C'MERE"
>he comes out the balls
>"State your wish"
"BRING SWIFT AND PICKLE BACK TO LIFE"
>we appear in front of them
>"k bye"
>shenron leaves
-
>i roll up to pickle's parent's house
"PICKLE C'MERE"
>pickle comes out
>"swift, what the fuck are you doing he-"
"WHERE'S THE HOLE?!"
>he looks both ways
>"follow me"
>go to hole
>good spanks