Awful day (Request)

tree fiddy

Banjo Tooie n64 cartridge

Pinkie as rapist

 

 

 

 

>An awful day in Requestria.

>A knock on the door is heard as you are setting up the Nintendo 64 you just bought. [This is not to be confused with the Nintendo 63, a model so smokin hot that not even blowing the cartridge would fix it.]

"It's unlocked!"

>"I know silly!"

>Turn and see Pinkie there.

>The door is wide open.

"Wait how-"

>A pink streak stops you.

>"WOWIE! What's this here Nonny?"

"This, my pink mare almost friend, is a Nintendo 64."

>She giggles at you, "I know that! I mean what's this?"

>She holds up the Banjo Tooie cartridge.

>You snatch it away.

"Be careful with this! It's the only thing that came with me to Equestria and I don't want anything to happen to it."

>She narrows her eyes.

>Slowly a grin stretches across her face.

>"So is it your fetish?"

"Of course not! It's only a game! But it serves as a memory from my world. A truly sacred thing that could never be repla-"

>She pulls one out from behind her.

"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!"

>"They sold it at the same market stand Nonny!"

>What the fuck.

>Now this game means nothing now.

"Do you know if they had any other games?"

>"Well of course they had other games silly!"

>You would go down there yourself, but you just got back from there and you're a lazy sack of shit.

"How much are they? I don't want to go down there so I'll just give you the money."

>As you reach into your pocket she looks at you and says, "I need about tree fiddy."

>Well it was about that time you noticed this pink mare was about eight stories tall and is a crustacean from the Paleozoic era.

>The Loch Ness monster.

"DAMN IT MONSSAH! GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!"

>"How bout just two fiddy?"

"OH NOW IT'S ONLY TWO FIDDY?! WHAT IS THERE A SALE ON LOCH NESS MUNCHIES OR SOMETHIN?!"

>The Loch Ness monster hangs it's head and stomps through your wall.

>Fucking hell.