Title: What a mess Author: SweetApple Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/Rxwwafbj First Edit: Saturday 14th of December 2013 10:17:12 PM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 14th of December 2013 10:17:12 PM CDT >what was i thinking? >all i was suppose to do was go out and get some berries for back home >and now i'm stuck here >in a closet >albeit a cozy closet >with lots of tasty clothes >but still flashback >it was a warm summer night >new moon tonight, but I could see very well in the dark, so it wasn't too bothersome >my father had sent me out to pick some berries at the edge of town for a recipe he was making >shouldn't be too difficult of a task, right? >right? >so i fluttered away from home out to the edge of the town to get some, when something caught my eye >something that i'm really wishing i hadn't seen right now >somebody had left there lights on >i knew that i should have just kept on going, but i couldn't help myself >i mean, just look at it >that warm, soft light >it makes me feel all fuzzy inside >the part of my head telling me to stop fluttering towards there house kept getting quieter and quieter >all i could think about was that mesmerizing, glowing ball >it was amazing >not only did they leave the lights on, but they forgot to lock the doors too! >i was able to go right in to the beautiful glowing source >the house was amazing >the room that had the light coming from it had all white walls, making the light from the lamp on the nearby desk bounce off the walls >it was like heaven >i could have stayed in there forever >i couldn't help but start dancing around >fluttering in the air >right next to the light >that beautiful, stunning, amazing lamp CRASH >"oh no!" >"oh why do i always have to make such a mess out of everything!" >out of my daze i could finally see what i had done to this poor earth ponies house >everything looked destroyed! >tables were flipped over >papers and pictures and book were scattered all over the floor >and worst of all, i broke their amazing lamp! >Of course I definitely would have tried to clean up the mess I had made >but I heard something upstairs. >A pony! >How could they have been home! Of course they were home you idiot, why wouldn't they be? And they would be asleep right now if you weren't such a screw up all of the time! >I had to get away from there somewhere. >So I fluttered away into the kitchen >Just in time to hear them scream in terror at the mess I had made. Nice going, dumbass. >I couldn't help myself though. >The lights were amazing! >I mean, really >Who could resist THAT!? >It's almost like they were begging me to come inside and mess everything up for the both of us. >Right? >Either way, I had to get away from them somehow. >I just couldn't face getting yelled at by them. >I hate it when other ponies yell at me. >It's just mean. >I could hear them trotting towards the kitchen. >Grunting angrily. Oh no ;~; >I made a dash for the nearest exit I could find. >The door just lead to another room in his house though! >An then another >An then I found myself looking back into the destroyed living room. >It's like a circle... >and he's still in the kitchen! >I decided to fly back up the stairs that he came down from, hoping that maybe of course I could find a window to fly out of. >And yes, in case you're wondering, it did occur to me that I could have just gone out the door I came in from. >Sadly, it's only occurring to me now, whilst hiding in his closet. Sigh >Sorry, anyway. >So I flew up the stairs and instead of finding an open window to fly out of, which there was one now that I think of it, I saw that he had turned on the light in his room before coming downstairs. Greeeeeeeat >And I tried to stop myself. >I really did! >But who could possibly fight against such beauty. >Such warmth >Such happiness.. >It was up on the ceiling. >It was even more beautiful hen the light from before! >Just looking at in made me go into a trance. >I kept hovering closer to it. >and closer >and closer >It was so amazing. >It was like nothing I could possibly put into words! >Until I flew to close to it and hit my head on the ceiling, making a loud thud. >I heard him start galloping back upstairs, the fear in me overwhelmed the trance like state I was in. >I flew towards the nearest door I could find. >And now I'm here. >In his closet. >Eating his clothing, of course. >Because really, why not make it even worse!!!! >I need to learn some self control. >He's in the room now. >My heart is beating out of my chest! >I don't know what to do! >I look through an opening in the door. >Oh no! >He's coming this way! >He's coming towards the closet! >I can feel tears building up in my eyes. >I don't want to have to face this! I'm sorry ;~; >He opened the door >I can't look at him >Why am I shaking so much >I can hardly move >Don't cry >Don't cry >Don't cry >I said don't cry >Stop crying >I said stop crying! >Why can I stop crying. "Who are you?" he said. Now angrily, but more like he pitied me. >All I could manage was to grab onto his legs and beg for him not to be mad at me. >I'm so pathetic. "Come on, come on. Stop crying and just tell me who you are. I'm not mad anymore, okay?" >I looked up, wiping ears from my eyes >"My name is metronome." I managed to whimper out. >"I'm sorry I broke your house." "Listen, you don't need to be sad about it anymore, okay? You can just help me clean it up an then we can forget it ever happened." >"um.. okay." >"One last thing." "And what is that, metronome?" >"We probably shouldn't turn the lights on if I'm going to be helping clean up."