Title:           Susan, the colossal faliure of /mlp/
Author:          SusanTheGreat
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/7hVZE7hj
First Edit:      Saturday 23rd of March 2013 11:23:53 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 23rd of March 2013 11:23:53 AM CDT

Yo, this is a story explaining why
Your best friend Susan had to say goodbye
If you'd like to take a minute, just read this paste
And I'll tell you exactly why I got completely erased
 
On the west coast of Canada, is where I reside
On the internet is how I passed most of my time
Mostly just 4chan, following the rules
The daily reminders and those check em' fools
I was posting on a board known as /mlp/
When a couple of mods started harrassing me
I went to go post but the mods just said
"You're underage b&, now get the hell off 4chan"
 
I bitched and whined about it day after day
Pesky moderaters don't allow such play
I started to get pissed and I didn't quite listen so I decided to get buttmad and emphasize my bitchin'
 
Kickin back, yo, this shit's whack
I'd rather remove my eyeballs with a red thumbtack
Do the banned users of /b/ feel like this?
That's it, I'm out, this website is shit.
 
BUT WAIT I HEAR THEY'RE PRISSY AND BOURGEOIS AND ALL THAT
IS THIS THE TYPE OF PLACE THAT THEY'D SEND THIS COOL CAT
I DON'T THINK SO, I'LL SEE WHEN I GET THERE
I HOPE THEY'RE PREPARED FOR THE PRINCE OF BEL AIR
 
I PULLED UP TO THE HOUSE ABOUT 7 OR 8 AND I YELLED TO THE CABBIE YO HOMES SMELL YA LATER
I LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM
I WAS FINALLY THERE
TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BEL AIR
 
Okay dinbis i'm done
 
>inb4 its not unusual