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Susan, the colossal faliure of /mlp/

By: SusanTheGreat on Mar 23rd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.33 KB  |  hits: 48  |  expires: Never
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  1. Yo, this is a story explaining why
  2. Your best friend Susan had to say goodbye
  3. If you'd like to take a minute, just read this paste
  4. And I'll tell you exactly why I got completely erased
  5.  
  6. On the west coast of Canada, is where I reside
  7. On the internet is how I passed most of my time
  8. Mostly just 4chan, following the rules
  9. The daily reminders and those check em' fools
  10. I was posting on a board known as /mlp/
  11. When a couple of mods started harrassing me
  12. I went to go post but the mods just said
  13. "You're underage b&, now get the hell off 4chan"
  14.  
  15. I bitched and whined about it day after day
  16. Pesky moderaters don't allow such play
  17. I started to get pissed and I didn't quite listen so I decided to get buttmad and emphasize my bitchin'
  18.  
  19. Kickin back, yo, this shit's whack
  20. I'd rather remove my eyeballs with a red thumbtack
  21. Do the banned users of /b/ feel like this?
  22. That's it, I'm out, this website is shit.
  23.  
  24. BUT WAIT I HEAR THEY'RE PRISSY AND BOURGEOIS AND ALL THAT
  25. IS THIS THE TYPE OF PLACE THAT THEY'D SEND THIS COOL CAT
  26. I DON'T THINK SO, I'LL SEE WHEN I GET THERE
  27. I HOPE THEY'RE PREPARED FOR THE PRINCE OF BEL AIR
  28.  
  29. I PULLED UP TO THE HOUSE ABOUT 7 OR 8 AND I YELLED TO THE CABBIE YO HOMES SMELL YA LATER
  30. I LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM
  31. I WAS FINALLY THERE
  32. TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BEL AIR
  33.  
  34. Okay dinbis i'm done
  35.  
  36. >inb4 its not unusual
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