Title:           Anonk ing Echquestreearch
Author:          SusanTheGreat
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/5kAbP1D0
First Edit:      Wednesday 13th of February 2013 03:03:53 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 13th of February 2013 03:03:53 PM CDT

HEY GUYS
I'M GONNA WRITE A STORY FINALLY
 
>Time for another great day
>Working as an artist sure has its perks
>Or not
>All your art is shit, You're not pleased with anything you've done
>Yet, some people seem to like your shit, so you draw every day
>It's a fucking sickness
>You dropped out of high school and have pretty much fumbled around in life
>You're too lazy to get a good job
>The only thing that can make you any money, even remotely, is drawing
>You've been working on this Battletoads picture lately
>It's very close to being done, too
>All that's left is to color certain parts, here and there
>You only just woke up, so you decide it's time for breakfast
>It's a battle between Count Chocula, Frankenberry and Boo Berry
>You've been standing there for more than a few minutes, scanning the three breakfast cereals
>Then, you're overcome by what may be your greatest idea you've ever had
>You grab all three, open all three boxes, and dump copious amounts of colorful breakfast cereal into your ceramic bowl
>Oh fuck nigger
>You grab your spoon
>Don't forget the milk
>You empty a fucking litre of milk into this bowl, and prepare for the greatest ride of your life
>You lift your spoon to your mouth
>It's time
>You take a bite
 
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