- HEY GUYS
- I'M GONNA WRITE A STORY FINALLY
- >Time for another great day
- >Working as an artist sure has its perks
- >Or not
- >All your art is shit, You're not pleased with anything you've done
- >Yet, some people seem to like your shit, so you draw every day
- >It's a fucking sickness
- >You dropped out of high school and have pretty much fumbled around in life
- >You're too lazy to get a good job
- >The only thing that can make you any money, even remotely, is drawing
- >You've been working on this Battletoads picture lately
- >It's very close to being done, too
- >All that's left is to color certain parts, here and there
- >You only just woke up, so you decide it's time for breakfast
- >It's a battle between Count Chocula, Frankenberry and Boo Berry
- >You've been standing there for more than a few minutes, scanning the three breakfast cereals
- >Then, you're overcome by what may be your greatest idea you've ever had
- >You grab all three, open all three boxes, and dump copious amounts of colorful breakfast cereal into your ceramic bowl
- >Oh fuck nigger
- >You grab your spoon
- >Don't forget the milk
- >You empty a fucking litre of milk into this bowl, and prepare for the greatest ride of your life
- >You lift your spoon to your mouth
- >It's time
- >You take a bite
- End for right now
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