Title: Anon Trek: The next dipshit. Author: Suitcase Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/tfApxyAh First Edit: Sunday 3rd of January 2016 06:55:13 PM CDT Last Edit: Sunday 3rd of January 2016 06:55:13 PM CDT >You feel a chill wash down over your spine. >Slowly opening your eyes you notice your not in twilot's castle. >Hell this is something completely different. >metaphorically speaking. >In truth you can't see jack shit. >You slowly feel your senses coming back to you. >First taste, then smell, hearing, touch... >Finally sight. >You wipe your eyes with your hooves before taking in the majesty of what is before you. >The last thing you remember is playing hide and seek with twilight. >Now... >You don't remember going into space. >Feeling your way around you find yourself to be in some sort of pod. >Looking up you see some sort of lever above you. >Without thinking you quickly pull it. >The front of the pod bursts open and you slowly float out. >Upon inspection you it seems like a near endless all lined up with pods just like yours. >looking into them you see they're completely empty. >You soon fall to the floor with a loud bang on the steel surface. >Looks like someone turned the gravity on. >Walking down the long hallway you see that the 'ship' is completely void of life. >moving through the different rooms you see they are all empty. >Weird... >Where is anybody? >Moving through what you believe to be the fiftieth empty room you finally enter what you think is the flight deck. >Moving over to the motherboard you start randomly pressing buttons. >What? If your gonna be alone here you might as well have fun piloting the ship. >You hear thrusters go on and off and finally you get to see outside in front of you. >Before you stands a small planet, well it looks small from here. >You continue pressing buttons. >Suddenly two green shots, probably torpedoes or some shit, make their home into the nearby moon. >Oh fuck. >We need to destroy that thing! >Suddenly your interrupted by loads of shaking. >Looking out you see that the once small planet is up in your face. >Oh shit! >You press buttons in vain to try to get the ship to stop. >Suddenly one of the screens shows you a full speedometer. >Under it says "Maximum speed engaged." >Oh fuck... >... >Be Luna. >For once nothing is going wrong today. >You can finally... >"Oh Celestia!" >Suddenly a large uproar comes from outside. >...Relax >Great. >You practice your best smile and walk out onto the balcony. >It's probably something the elements can just take care of... >Walking outside you enquire what is going on. >You get no response except pointing to the sky. >looking up your jaw hits the floor. >Half of the Moon >YOUR Moon is blasted into space chunks. >What the fu- >Suddenly a large bang hits your ears as you see a burning wreck fall out of the sky. >And by wreck you mean a giant mechanical monster, >Hoe lee shit. >You watch as it hits the ocean water erupting out of its way. >After a whole hour of 'falling' it stops. >You quickly fly over to make sure no pony was hurt. >Even though it's in the middle of the ocean. >... >Whatever... >... >Be Anon. >You wake with a bad headache. >looking up you see a sharp cut metal pole, >sharp enough to gouge your eye out, >just dangling mere inches above your head. >Talk about close calls. >You slide out from under it the tinkling of crushed glass around you. >Looking at your body you see multiple cuts showing a deep red that contrasts with you green body. >Your bleeding from most of them. >That would explain the pain. >You rest your head back down again the feeling of the sea breeze giving you a sense of bliss. >If only multiple pieces of small glass weren't murdering your back. >Suddenly you hear a faintly similar voice. >"Hello? Hast anypony on board of this vessal?" >It's princess Luna... >Thank fuck. >Wait till you tell her that... >...you blew up her moon... >...on second thought better not. >You hear her again. >"Hello? Is this an unmanned vessal?" >You try to shout out for help but all you get are squeaks, >The fuck me? >You try to at least scream but all you get is a grunt. >What the fuck? >You try to feel around your mouth with your tongue but... >...Holy shit your tongue's gone! >Feeling around your mouth with you hoof you notice that your tongue has been replaced with a stump. >What are you gonna do with a stump? >You can't even rim job people! >Fuck your mute to! >How are you suppose to tell people to fuck off!? >Fuck! >You lay there fed up with life. >How are you suppose the blow people now? >You sigh... >At least the sea breeze is nice on your genitals. >... >Be Luna. >The ship has stopped burning but... >...Nopony's inside. >Wierd... >Walking down what you think to be an endless hallway you see one of it's many pods is shattered. >Checking the pod to no avail to any clues you continue your search. >Moving through the rooms left and right you see they're all empty... >You call out for someone or something to hear you. >You hear small squeaks behind a large set of closed doors. >Opening them you see destruction everywhere. >Everything is out of order. >You hear another small squeak. >Looking down you see a small green filly. "Hello little one." >You notice she's bleeding fiercely. >You have to get her to a safe place before she bleeds out. >Grabbing a nearby banner you wrap the small filly to try a at least slow the bleeding and keep her safe. >Putting her on your back you fly back to Canterlot. >She falls asleep instantly...