- >Be Anonymous the human
- >The year is 2012
- >You happen to find yourself in the fandom of squigs the animated monkey cartoon
- >On a normal Saturday morning watching squigs with a bowl of cereal in hand your tv glows azure
- >You panic and drop your cereal all over yourself
- >You then hear a cry for help
- >Looking for the source you see that it was coming from the tv set
- >Not knowing what to do with your milk drenched self you then found the courage to find a pillow and hide from the talking tv
- >An image appeared, it was that of an orange pony
- >The pony itself has little freckles, blonde hair, a cute little hat, and emerald eyes.
- >The pony saw through the tv screen and looked at you with the most saddest of eyes
- >Your heart skipped a beat and your hands stared to sweat
- >You contemplated on helping the pony, but the only problem with that is...how?
- >The pony was female and you can tell because of her voice
- >"Hello? Can anyp0ny help me?! Ah'm stuck in a contraption of some sort!"
- >You got spooked since it spoke English
- >English must be a universal language or some shit
- >Finally coming to a conclusion in what to do you then find your pet rock and throw it at your $500 tv
- >Possibly your greatest mistake
- >the tv then bursted into a giant purple flame
- >Smoke filled the room and you couldn't see a single thing
- >After a moment you see a pony silhouette
- >Oh god.
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