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World Wonders.2

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  1. "I don't think that I've ever heard of a "human" before. Can you explain what this is for me please?"
  2. >"Um..uh..do you know what gorillas or monkeys are?"
  3. "Yup, I know of those critters"
  4. >"Let's just say we are like them but just a bit more..advance."
  5. "Heh, advance? If you say that, then where's your tail? It's like a 5th hand to them".
  6. >"Well, we got to a point where tails are obsolete and intelligence grew more, along with reason and creativity."
  7. "Us ponies have intelligence and all that other whatnot and we still have our tails".
  8. >"I see that but, do you have these?!"
  9. >You show him your hands. The pony was frightened at first thinking you were going to harm him.
  10. "Well, golly. What are those things?"
  11. >You explain to him the purpose of hands
  12. >After awhile the doctor enters the room
  13. "I see that you're alive and well. How are you?", says the doc
  14. >"I'm good thank you".
  15. >You finally grasp what's going on. You reached a new planet with new forms of intelligence.
  16. "You needed alot of attention when we first found you. Took us hours just to figure what was wrong with you. But luckily for us, a well known pegasi came along and treated you to a full recovery. She would be here now, but I'm afraid to say that she was too scared to look at you when finally awaken, as were we. But now it seems trivial and we now see that you are harmless.
  17. >The doctor slowly reaches out his hoof for your hand
  18. >You gently and cautiously reach for his hoof and shake hands/hooves.
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