Mini Shots Volume#1

>Be Fancy Pants

>Day: Raining on fire

>You reside in a humans homely abode

"I must say, these conditions are horrid. How does a simple creature like you live?"

>Your human gives you a look of disgust and regret

>"I just do. Now shut up and eat your damn corn!"

>You pout then look to the sad excuse of a meal

"I swear I could for some Canterlot mini snacks"

>The human looks to you again

>He sneakily grins then asks

>"I wonder what magical talking ponies taste like"

>You look back to him in shock

"Y-you know I jest, right? I would be nothing without your help!"

>He walks close to you with a blunt weapon in hand

>You walk back to a wall then look left to right in sheer panic

>The human raises his weapon

Status: Dead

>Bad end

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>Today you decided to take Pink Candy to your childhood amusement park

"What this place called again Greenman?"

>"What did I say about calling me that?"you sigh,"We're going to legoland! A place of fantasy-block goodness."

"What kinda blocks? Big blocks, little blocks, medium sized blocks? OOOOR a box! OO! I love boxes! DontyouImeaneveryonelovesboxesright?!"

>You tuned out her talking and drove all the way to legoland

8 hours later

>You arrive at legoland

>"Okay we're here!"

>You get a close look at Pinkie for her reaction

>You can feel the energy building up

>She starts to shake violently almost as if she were going to blow up

>"P-Pinks? Are ya okay-"

>She flys out of the car's hood with a pink trail following her

>You walk to the entrence to pay for your tickets

>As soon as you walk in you see that legoland is now destroyed

>Pinkie walks to you with a spring in her walk and a chipper smile

"Okay Anon, let's go home"

>You are speechless

>Your pants fall off out of shock

>"Damnnit Pinkie."

End

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>It's a Saturday morning and you feel like staying home all day

"Anon! Hey, it looks wonderful outside!Clear skies and everything! Let's go to the pool!"

>"Ugh, Sweetie! I feel tired from work and all that whatnot. How about we go tomorrow or something"

>She pouts the looks back to you with big watery eyes

"PLEEEEASE"

>A tear forms on each side of her eyes failing to drop

>You moan into a nearby pillow

>"OKAY FINE!"

>You never did like it when she got her way

>NEVER

>You are standing near the swimming pool with a grumpy look on your face while Sweetie Belle has the time of her life

"C'mon Anon! The waters great!"

>You manage to grunt something then sit down on a white fold-out chair

>Sweetie continues to swim for a couple more hours

Location: Home

>"I hope you had fun today Sweets"

"Boy, did I!"

>She hops around the room then gives you an abrupt hug

"Thank you Dad-I mean...Anon"

>Your heart melts

>"Was my pleasure kid-o"

>You gently rustle her mane then went off to bed

>Today was nice.

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>The outside is pouring with rain

>You and Celestia are drinking tea inside your car

>Listening to the radio the both of you talk and laugh about the many things you have both done over the years

>She was comfortable around you in a "more than friends" kinda way

>She knew of the time-span of a normal human

>In turn, she gave you the option of immortality

>The very idea made you hesitant but you eventually came to the conclusion that you wanted to live with her forever in hopes that one day she'll be able to transport you and her to her realm

"Your worlds rain is a peculiar kind of miracle in its own way"

>"I suppose, it does come and goes when it pleases"

"Almost as if though it were a living thing"

>"hm. Yeah, I guess you can think of it like that"

>She puts a hoof on your lap then the radio is acknowledged for the familiar tune it sings

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"Truly, you are unforgettable"

>"As are you"

>The chirping sounds of the rain are echoed and the moon is barely visable

>The moon shines through the clouds

>A simple kiss was made and the both of you slept in the car in content

Happy end.