
Magic and Dinosaurs
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"B-But Celestia! I don't know how to operate a machine like this!"
>"Anonymous, please. Just try"
>You nervously look over at the lever that is now somewhat...alluring
>With much force you look away
>You see that Celestia was using her magic to make you turn the device
"Hey, that's not fair! What did I say about using magic on me?!"
>She sighs at your rebellious act
>She then scoffs
>"Why can't you just be like any other p0ny and do as I say?"
"Well for starters, I'M NOT A PONY!"
>Celestia turns her back to a wall then weeps
>"A-am I... Am I not a good pony? Is this why you don't do as I say?"
>You are not amused at the site
>She pulls the water works each time she doesn't get her way
>You promised yourself you wouldn't succumb to those tears
>"I held you when you needed somep0ny to lean on and this is the thanks I get?"
>She pulls out a box of tissues and continues to cry
>"I-I just thought that maybe you would do this a small favor for me...Earth is a scary and dark place compared to Equestria, I was alone in this world anon until I met you... b-but I guess you just think I'm just a pony that could talk and things she can have feelings as well!"
>You weren't so ready for the guilt trip... you never were
>You slap you're face in anger
"Ugh! FINE!"
>She turns "d-do you really mean it?"
"Pft, NO!"
>Her composure returns
>"Why must you be so difficult!"
"Cos, trivial tasks like this have no real meaning! WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN DENSE!"
>Magic sparks from her horn and you step back
>"JUST DO IT YOU WIMP!"
>Your body moves on it's own and suddenly
>You turn the switch over
>Then proceeded through the doors
http://youtu.be/zYKupOsaJmk?t=50s
>Fucking Celestia