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Infinite Wonders

By: Strange on Feb 18th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.68 KB  |  hits: 34  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be in the city of Columbia on Earth #94 in the sky
  2. >You are Anonymous the hotdog vender
  3. >For your whole life you've been discriminated because you don't follow everyones idea of an
  4. ideal life
  5. >Religion is a big thing here but you never pay much attention to it although you do remember
  6. their scriptures and such just so you may remain on the city
  7. >You found your calling when someone asked you to make a hotdog and since then you were a
  8. successful man with an understanding of how life is for the common man
  9. >Racism is a thing too, whether it be the japanese, Irish or African. They are to be treated
  10. as "irregulars"
  11. >You scoffed at the thought that you were any better than a Japanese man's dedication or an
  12. Africans wisdom
  13. >"Some people just don't have brains", you said under your breath as you begin to get out of
  14. bed
  15. >Today was Saturday a couple days before the annual festival that celebrates the founding of
  16. this city in the sky
  17. >After giving yourself a light shave and using the washroom you readied yourself in formal
  18. attire with your signature red slim tie
  19. >You took a breath of fresh air and sat on the steps of your porch to really take in the pink
  20. sky's and the crisp fresh air caressing your hair and kissing it goodbye like a short swipe of
  21. acknowledgment
  22. >You sat there for what seemed like minutes but in actuality for 1hour and a half.
  23. >"Well, time to get to work". You stood up and stretched then walked back in and rolled out
  24. your cart to the sidewalk
  25. >Your cart looked differed from other food vendors since yours was made of steel instead of
  26. the typical wooden ones that infested the sky
  27. >You began your route as always starting by walking down to the graveyard
  28. >You don't always take this route but yesterday was the funeral of our 1st lady
  29. >The grave diggers must be tired and surly hungry. So you thought
  30. >As you were nearing the grave yard you were able to spot the president with a baby walk away
  31. with guards
  32. >"I didn't know he had a kid. Huh, I must be out of the loop with the news. I should take note
  33. of this"
  34. >You continue your way and see some customers coming out of the grave
  35. >"Well-well gentlemen. Might I offer you a grand chance to sample my food for only 2 silver
  36. coins? I do think this would make you feel like the stress is gone and happiness finds it's
  37. way home right into your stomachs. I guarantee it", you wink and brush off invisible dusk off
  38. your black coat
  39. >After settling business with the towns grave diggers you decided to take a quick break and
  40. walk back home for a quick sip of tea
  41. >You see a shadowy figure leave something on your doorstep and leave through a strange
  42. portal-like thing floating in mid-air
  43. >Your pace quickened as you near your front door to find a small wooden woven basket that's
  44. crying. No, the basket wasn't crying...it was
  45. >A little pony.
  46. ----
  47. >You took the basket with the still crying pony inside your home to contemplate what to do
  48. next
  49. >You placed the basket on your kitchen table to examine the little pony even more
  50. >"What the heck?"
  51. >You picked up the little pony to find that it had wings! This was all so strange for you
  52. since you never believed in mythical creatures
  53. >You look at your pocket watch to see that you are late in your route. So you then get all the
  54. blankets and pillows together like a little fort and put the pony in it until you come back
  55. >2 Hours later
  56. >Business was fair today but that was far from your mind since you have a small little
  57. mystical creature residing in pillows and blankets
  58. >As you walk up the steps to your door you don't hear a thing. This scared you since it cries
  59. like a human baby and you can somewhat assume that it's kind of like one
  60. >You find it sleeping on top of the biggest pillow in the house and see that there is a
  61. picture of a pillow on her flank now.
  62. >"I'm pretty sure that wasn't there before. Ah, whatever. I gotta find out what to do with
  63. this thing. I can't just throw this creature off the city...right?"
  64. >You shook off those thoughts
  65. >You walk back to the kitchen where the basket was to find an envelope laying where the pony
  66. was crying
  67. -"Dearest Anonymous,
  68. We know that you currently don't fully grasp what is currently happening but soon you'll find
  69. that this pony will change your life in more than one way. The task we ask of you is that you
  70. take care of her as if though she were your daughter for the first year. This winged pony will
  71. grow quicker due to the fact that she's in a different dimension and such. We won't go into
  72. details in how this works but we have faith that you'll do the write thing and keep her. In
  73. the future though you will be asked to forfeit you protection over her but that is a choice
  74. all up to you.
  75. Best of luck,
  76. C"-