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An itch

By: Strange on Sep 12th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.88 KB  |  hits: 14  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Celestia is giving me the bedroom eyes
  2. >She slowly walks to you with a sway with her hips
  3. "Oh Anon, please help your princess with her itch that she simply cannot scratch herself. You see, I would do it myself but I'd rather feel the soft and warm touch of your hands on me."
  4. >She gets like this when I give her a certain amount of Rootbeer and tacos
  5. >How does that register you say? I don't even fucking know.
  6. >I step back and hit my head on my book shelf
  7. Status: somewhat dazed
  8. >I feel disoriented
  9. "Anonymous please! Don't make me beg. My fur is on edge and so am I! Let me have a satisfying moan that would echo throughout the stars!"
  10. >I can only guess that if I were to touch her even once she would melt
  11. >"I-I uh, really don't know if I should 'scratch' you Celly! I really think-"
  12. "Oh, I just love it when you call me that!", she bats her eyes at me "If your world didn't negate my magic I would do so many things to you, you can't even fathom the full extent of my gratitude. Now I'll ask you again"
  13. >She clears her throat then looks to me with eyes that can pierce a heart of stone
  14. "Anonymous, I really need your help. Scratch me where I can feel you the most...pweash?"
  15. >well I guess I she held out this long
  16. >"Well, I guess I can indulge you. This will be the last time though!"
  17. >She hops in place
  18. "Oh, yes yes! Certainly Anonymous! Now, let me have it!"
  19. >I stand near her
  20. >Reach out my hand
  21. >Feel the long neck of hers and work my way to my destination
  22. >I rub my fingers in place
  23. >then
  24. >I scratch behind her ears as if there was no tomorrow
  25. >She wildly moans for a few moments then collapses onto the floor
  26. >In-between her panting she manages to say
  27. "I was never able to reach there until I found you. Thank you ever so much Anon."
  28. >I scratch my head a little
  29. "Yeah, it's whatever. Just don't ask again, okay?"
  30. >She slow nods her head while a grin is forming and those eyes return