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The Dream Thief(VERY SLOPPY AND SHORT)

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"I thought you said you knew what you were doing, Turner!"
>"I didnt know her mind was going to be this elaborate, Anon!"
>You are Anon, the man who is helping Time Turner capture dreams of the brilliant for his own personal goals
>And right now the both of you are are currently in the mind of a mare named Twilight Sparkle.
>This mind is a giant 'crypt of knowledge' as Turner would put it. Her mind is also guarded by so many puzzles it's glorious, well except for the ruse the both of you are in at the moment
>The both of you are frantically searching for a switch to open the door that will lead you to the information you need
>The reason you both are 'frantic' is because the wall opposite of the door is slowly coming towards you
>Both of you flip tables over and throw random things around, trying to find the switch
>"Quick Anon! What does this mare like to do, something that she would subconsciously lock her mind with!"
"I dont know! Write letters to the princess or something dumb like that!"
>"You were suppose to study her!"
>You stop and rub your temples for a second
"Books! She liked to read books! She even gave me a book to read. What was it?!"
>"Who cares! Help me rip these books off the shelf!"
>You look back and see the wall getting a lot closer. Then you run to the massive shelf and start throwing books to the ground
>A lone book is left on the top shelf. Turner grabs with his teeth and twists it.
>The door opens and you both run through, quickly closing it behind you
>Quickly sighing, you both are greeted by another puzzle.
"What is this? The fifth puzzle so far?" you say as you stand in the completely white room with a sphere in the center.
>"It's the sixth, actually."
>You grunt as you both walk to the floating sphere in the middle of the circular room.
"What do you think we have to do?"
>Turner taps a hoof on the side.
>The sphere begins to glow and you both cover your eyes.
>When you opened your eyes, you were stunned. You were standing in a room with more floating orbs.
>Every star, every galaxy, every ounce of blackness was in the room with you.
"So the big orb in the middle is the sun, correct?"
>Turner nods as he looks at the rest of the planets.
>"Why isn't the Mareogla Galaxy in it's correct pos-" His face lights up. "I know what we have to do!"
>You catch the gist of things as you begin putting planets and galaxies in their correct positions.
>Who knew astronomy would actually pay off in school?
>Turner looks at his watch. "We only have about 2 more hours to get to the central mind!"
"I got ya, I got ya!" You say searching for the moon. "Aha! Here you are." You grab the moon and put it next to the earth
>After everything is back in place, you can't help but to wonder what the catch is.
"Hey Turner, why isn't there a catch?"
>"Oh, there is." He looks at his watch then points to the moon "Look."
>The moon begins to spin erratically and then stops
>A tiny mare shape appears on the moon
>You smile
>"We have to wait another minute."
>He looks at his watch.
>The both of you just wait there, watching the moon.
>15 seconds later and you feel a tugging behind you.
>Turner lets out a sigh. "Looks like that is the defense mechanism activating."
>You turn around a see a miniature black hole forming.
>It starts to suck in neighboring stars and some comets floating near it.
>You see a planet floating towards it.
>30 seconds
>"Don't let that planet be sucked in! It's still there in the real world!"
>You grab the tiny planet and move it away from the hole.
"Why does that make a difference? This is just a dream."
>"This might be a dream, but her dreams are based on reality too! She created this universe in her mind with the idea that it was perfect to ours! If anything were to change in it then she would perceive our night skies differently than her own!" He looks back to the hole. "This idea cannot be planted into her mind. If she were to believe that the planet disappeared because of a black hole, then her own mind will be absorbed into this hole and what she perceives will come crashing down."
"This is insane! Whatever we are looking for better be worth it!"
>He smiles and points to the moon.
>The mare, Nightmare Moon, is gone.
>The sun begins to shine brighter. Then it explodes.
>"This is her last memory before she went to sleep to create the world we are in." a door appears in the middle of the room. "Shall we?"
"Sometimes I wonder if you are too smart."
>60 seconds
>The door opens once more and you both walk through.
>The room looks exactly like Ponyville. Same cobblestone and buildings.
>"It seems we have found our last stop." He says, looking up to the ceiling.
>Well, it wasn't a ceiling, more of an exact replica of P0nyville sits above your heads.
>All except for the small scroll that sat atop of the Town Hall.
"So our trip is almost over?" You look at your watch. "Exactly one more hour Turner!"
>"I know, I know! I'm trying to figure out a way to get that scroll."
>You see a familiar pink mare bouncing around above you.
"I think I've found a way to get that scroll."
>"And how do you propose we do th-"
"Hey Pinkie!" She stops and waves at you
>"Anon, what are you doing?!" he jumps on top of you. "We can't talk to her subconscious!"
"Yes, but everyp0ny knows Pinkie as a rule breaker. A defiler of physics to be exact."
>He understands where you are coming from and steps off you.
>"I hope you know what you are doing, Anon."
"Trust me, I do." You brush yourself off. "Hey Pinkie! Can you come here for a minute?"
>She nods and bounds over to you. She is about 10 feet away when she stops and turns around.
"What the?"
>She does a back flip and once her hooves are towards your ground, she floats down in front of you.
>Well, that was interesting.
"I just found our way to the top, Turner." you say with a smug grin.
>"Get on with it then." he says as Pinkie hops in front of you.
>"Hey, Anon, what's up?"
"Depends on what you define as up."
>She giggles, "You know exactly what I mean, silly goose."
"Haha, yea, I'm just going for a walk, you know. To clear my mind." You say with a smile.
>"Don't you mean Twilight's mind?"
>You freeze up. Time Turner looks at you with worry.
"Wha-what do you mean?"
>"Anon. It's me. Pinkie Pie."
"Right." You look at the scroll above you. "So you know why we are here then?"
>"Yup!"
"Okay, that was really unexpected. But how are you here?"
>"Same way you are." She says with a smile.
>You hear Turner yell shit.
>You turn around to see another Pinkie running towards you.
>"Anon, do a back flip. Trust me."
>You nod and flip. Pinkie and turner doing it too.
>All of your senses seem to flop once you begin floating up...or would it be considered down?
>Turner wastes no time in galloping to the scroll.
>Pinkie and you run after him as well.
>He is jumping at it, but he is too short to reach.
"Here let me give you a boost."
>You put him on your shoulders and lift him.
>He grabs the scroll and gives you a nod to put him on the ground.
>Once on the ground, you and him huddle together and he begins to open it.
>What's On the page makes your faces drop.
'Deliver the kick.'
>You look at Pinkie and she is smirking as the dream begins to collapse.
>Turner looks at his watch.
>"Anon, we ran out of time."
>You nod as you watch everything crumble.
>Then an Idea hits you.
"Pinkie come here." She does and you whisper something in her ear.
>You wake up.
>You look at Pinkie who is laying next to you, Turner is still asleep as well.
>"Did you get the information?"
"No, Twilight, I didn't, but I know what ever he was protecting is in a scroll somewhere."
>"Okay. How was Pinkie's P0nyville?"
"She messed it up, she had another p0nyville laying on top of ours."
>Twilight groans
"I know."
>"So this scroll? What did it look like?"
"It had Celestia's seal on it."
>Twilight nods and begins to search.
>You think of the symbols used in his memories.
>Puzzles, the solar system, and the fountain.
>What does it mean, what does it mean?!
>You turn your attention to his shelf. On it was a rubix cube, a small globe, and a water bottle.
>What a guy. You walk over to the shelf and knock the things off.
>You spot a small compartment hidden behind these three things.
>Opening it, you find the scroll.
"Hey Twilight," you run into the living room. "I found the...scroll?"
>Turner has Twilight pinned down, a knife to her throat.
>"Smart move, Anon. Tricking me into a dream so you could trick me into going into her dreams! Very, very Clever! But not enough. Once I kill her, this dream ends and we all go top side." He slits her throat.
>Nothing happens.
"Seems like I outsmarted you again." You begin reading the scroll. "This is amazing! Simply amazing! Who knew you would do that?"
>He runs at you and sticks the knife through your heart.
>You wake up again, Twilight staring at you with a smirk.
"Told you Pinkie could do it."
>"Who would have thought Pinkie could handle 3 dreams within one?"
"Me."
>"Of course, Anon, of course." She looks at the clock. "He should be stabbing her in 3,2,1."
>Pinkie wakes up
>"Holy Moly that was close!"
"I'm guessing you woke up right as he stabbed you?"
>She nods.
>"Well don't worry Pinkie, we got what we needed." Twilight says.
"Whens the next kick Twi?"
>"30 Seconds."
"Okay, that means us three are going to wake up." You look at Time Turner."He might wake as well. So be ready."
>They all nod.
>Then you all hear the music.
>Octavia's first single.
>Beautiful.
>The three of you all simultaneously wake up.
>"Did you get the information from him, Anonymous?"
"That I did, Princess."
>"And what of him?"she says, motioning to time turners body.
>You sigh.
"He won't be returning to our reality."
>"Why is that?"
"Care to explain Twilight?"
>She nods. "When we extract information from traitors, they sometimes get stuck in what we call, 'limbo.' They get stuck because their minds cannot wrap around how many levels we go, and how we do it."
"So to put it short, he is going to die in a matter of days since he wont be able to eat or drink."
>Celestia grimaces at those words.
>"So what did you find out he was hiding."
>You smile
"He has been hiding the changeling queen in his house for the past four years."
>She smiles.
>"I have another job for you three."
FIN

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"I thought you said you knew what you were doing, Turner!"
>"I didnt know her mind was going to be this elaborate, Anon!"
>You are Anon, the man who is helping Time Turner capture dreams of the brilliant for his own personal goals
>And right now the both of you are are currently in the mind of a mare named Twilight Sparkle.
>This mind is a giant 'crypt of knowledge' as Turner would put it. Her mind is also guarded by so many puzzles it's glorious, well except for the ruse the both of you are in at the moment
>The both of you are frantically searching for a switch to open the door that will lead you to the information you need
>The reason you both are 'frantic' is because the wall opposite of the door is slowly coming towards you
>Both of you flip tables over and throw random things around, trying to find the switch
>"Quick Anon! What does this mare like to do, something that she would subconsciously lock her mind with!"
"I dont know! Write letters to the princess or something dumb like that!"
>"You were suppose to study her!"
>You stop and rub your temples for a second
"Books! She liked to read books! She even gave me a book to read. What was it?!"
>"Who cares! Help me rip these books off the shelf!"
>You look back and see the wall getting a lot closer. Then you run to the massive shelf and start throwing books to the ground
>A lone book is left on the top shelf. Turner grabs with his teeth and twists it.
>The door opens and you both run through, quickly closing it behind you
>Quickly sighing, you both are greeted by another puzzle.
"What is this? The fifth puzzle so far?" you say as you stand in the completely white room with a sphere in the center.
>"It's the sixth, actually."
>You grunt as you both walk to the floating sphere in the middle of the circular room.
"What do you think we have to do?"
>Turner taps a hoof on the side.
>The sphere begins to glow and you both cover your eyes.
>When you opened your eyes, you were stunned. You were standing in a room with more floating orbs. 
>Every star, every galaxy, every ounce of blackness was in the room with you.
"So the big orb in the middle is the sun, correct?"
>Turner nods as he looks at the rest of the planets.
>"Why isn't the Mareogla Galaxy in it's correct pos-" His face lights up. "I know what we have to do!"
>You catch the gist of things as you begin putting planets and galaxies in their correct positions.
>Who knew astronomy would actually pay off in school?
>Turner looks at his watch. "We only have about 2 more hours to get to the central mind!"
"I got ya, I got ya!" You say searching for the moon. "Aha! Here you are." You grab the moon and put it next to the earth
>After everything is back in place, you can't help but to wonder what the catch is.
"Hey Turner, why isn't there a catch?"
>"Oh, there is." He looks at his watch then points to the moon "Look."
>The moon begins to spin erratically and then stops
>A tiny mare shape appears on the moon
>You smile
>"We have to wait another minute."
>He looks at his watch.
>The both of you just wait there, watching the moon. 
>15 seconds later and you feel a tugging behind you.
>Turner lets out a sigh. "Looks like that is the defense mechanism activating."
>You turn around a see a miniature black hole forming.
>It starts to suck in neighboring stars and some comets floating near it.
>You see a planet floating towards it.
>30 seconds
>"Don't let that planet be sucked in! It's still there in the real world!"
>You grab the tiny planet and move it away from the hole.
"Why does that make a difference? This is just a dream."
>"This might be a dream, but her dreams are based on reality too! She created this universe in her mind with the idea that it was perfect to ours! If anything were to change in it then she would perceive our night skies differently than her own!" He looks back to the hole. "This idea cannot be planted into her mind. If she were to believe that the planet disappeared because of a black hole, then her own mind will be absorbed into this hole and what she perceives will come crashing down."
"This is insane! Whatever we are looking for better be worth it!"
>He smiles and points to the moon.
>The mare, Nightmare Moon, is gone.
>The sun begins to shine brighter. Then it explodes.
>"This is her last memory before she went to sleep to create the world we are in." a door appears in the middle of the room. "Shall we?"
"Sometimes I wonder if you are too smart."
>60 seconds
>The door opens once more and you both walk through.
>The room looks exactly like Ponyville. Same cobblestone and buildings.
>"It seems we have found our last stop." He says, looking up to the ceiling.
>Well, it wasn't a ceiling, more of an exact replica of P0nyville sits above your heads.
>All except for the small scroll that sat atop of the Town Hall.
"So our trip is almost over?" You look at your watch. "Exactly one more hour Turner!"
>"I know, I know! I'm trying to figure out a way to get that scroll."
>You see a familiar pink mare bouncing around above you.
"I think I've found a way to get that scroll."
>"And how do you propose we do th-"
"Hey Pinkie!" She stops and waves at you
>"Anon, what are you doing?!" he jumps on top of you. "We can't talk to her subconscious!"
"Yes, but everyp0ny knows Pinkie as a rule breaker. A defiler of physics to be exact."
>He understands where you are coming from and steps off you.
>"I hope you know what you are doing, Anon."
"Trust me, I do." You brush yourself off. "Hey Pinkie! Can you come here for a minute?"
>She nods and bounds over to you. She is about 10 feet away when she stops and turns around.
"What the?"
>She does a back flip and once her hooves are towards your ground, she floats down in front of you.
>Well, that was interesting.
"I just found our way to the top, Turner." you say with a smug grin.
>"Get on with it then." he says as Pinkie hops in front of you.
>"Hey, Anon, what's up?"
"Depends on what you define as up."
>She giggles, "You know exactly what I mean, silly goose."
"Haha, yea, I'm just going for a walk, you know. To clear my mind." You say with a smile.
>"Don't you mean Twilight's mind?"
>You freeze up. Time Turner looks at you with worry.
"Wha-what do you mean?"
>"Anon. It's me. Pinkie Pie."
"Right." You look at the scroll above you. "So you know why we are here then?"
>"Yup!"
"Okay, that was really unexpected. But how are you here?"
>"Same way you are." She says with a smile.
>You hear Turner yell shit.
>You turn around to see another Pinkie running towards you.
>"Anon, do a back flip. Trust me."
>You nod and flip. Pinkie and turner doing it too.
>All of your senses seem to flop once you begin floating up...or would it be considered down? 
>Turner wastes no time in galloping to the scroll.
>Pinkie and you run after him as well.
>He is jumping at it, but he is too short to reach.
"Here let me give you a boost."
>You put him on your shoulders and lift him.
>He grabs the scroll and gives you a nod to put him on the ground.
>Once on the ground, you and him huddle together and he begins to open it.
>What's On the page makes your faces drop.
'Deliver the kick.'
>You look at Pinkie and she is smirking as the dream begins to collapse.
>Turner looks at his watch.
>"Anon, we ran out of time."
>You nod as you watch everything crumble. 
>Then an Idea hits you.
"Pinkie come here." She does and you whisper something in her ear.
>You wake up.
>You look at Pinkie who is laying next to you, Turner is still asleep as well.
>"Did you get the information?"
"No, Twilight, I didn't, but I know what ever he was protecting is in a scroll somewhere."
>"Okay. How was Pinkie's P0nyville?"
"She messed it up, she had another p0nyville laying on top of ours."
>Twilight groans
"I know."
>"So this scroll? What did it look like?"
"It had Celestia's seal on it."
>Twilight nods and begins to search.
>You think of the symbols used in his memories.
>Puzzles, the solar system, and the fountain.
>What does it mean, what does it mean?!
>You turn your attention to his shelf. On it was a rubix cube, a small globe, and a water bottle.
>What a guy. You walk over to the shelf and knock the things off. 
>You spot a small compartment hidden behind these three things.
>Opening it, you find the scroll.
"Hey Twilight," you run into the living room. "I found the...scroll?"
>Turner has Twilight pinned down, a knife to her throat.
>"Smart move, Anon. Tricking me into a dream so you could trick me into going into her dreams! Very, very Clever! But not enough. Once I kill her, this dream ends and we all go top side." He slits her throat. 
>Nothing happens.
"Seems like I outsmarted you again." You begin reading the scroll. "This is amazing! Simply amazing! Who knew you would do that?" 
>He runs at you and sticks the knife through your heart.
>You wake up again, Twilight staring at you with a smirk.
"Told you Pinkie could do it."
>"Who would have thought Pinkie could handle 3 dreams within one?"
"Me." 
>"Of course, Anon, of course." She looks at the clock. "He should be stabbing her in 3,2,1."
>Pinkie wakes up
>"Holy Moly that was close!"
"I'm guessing you woke up right as he stabbed you?"
>She nods.
>"Well don't worry Pinkie, we got what we needed." Twilight says.
"Whens the next kick Twi?"
>"30 Seconds."
"Okay, that means us three are going to wake up." You look at Time Turner."He might wake as well. So be ready."
>They all nod.
>Then you all hear the music.
>Octavia's first single.
>Beautiful.
>The three of you all simultaneously wake up.
>"Did you get the information from him, Anonymous?" 
"That I did, Princess."
>"And what of him?"she says, motioning to time turners body.
>You sigh.
"He won't be returning to our reality."
>"Why is that?"
"Care to explain Twilight?"
>She nods. "When we extract information from traitors, they sometimes get stuck in what we call, 'limbo.' They get stuck because their minds cannot wrap around how many levels we go, and how we do it."
"So to put it short, he is going to die in a matter of days since he wont be able to eat or drink."
>Celestia grimaces at those words.
>"So what did you find out he was hiding."
>You smile
"He has been hiding the changeling queen in his house for the past four years."
>She smiles.
>"I have another job for you three."
FIN

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