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Tard Wrangler(one shot)

By: StolenTurtle on Oct 26th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.26 KB  |  hits: 57  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day 533
  2. >You are Anon, the tard wrangler.
  3. >And right now you are chasing your tardlet through the streets of p0nyville.
  4. "Please Special Shoes, we have to get back to the house!"
  5. >His response is a turd that came flapping out of his crevice.
  6. >You fucking hate you job.
  7. >You keep chasing his ass until he turns into an alley.
  8. >Finally, you have this bastard caught.
  9. >He realizes this and then all hell breaks loose.
  10. >He lets out a tard screech and seems to power up.
  11. >His tard muscles expand exponentially.
  12. >Then he stops.
  13. >All is quiet as he stares at you.
  14. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=AFa1-kciCb4#t=4s
  15. "Please don't do this. You don't want this fight."
  16. >You were obviously bullshitting because you know this fucking stallion can pull 5x the weight Big Mac can.
  17. >He snorts.
  18. >"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
  19. >Oh god here it comes
  20. >Right as he is about to smash into you, you instinctively throw a hand out.
  21. >You slapped his nose which stunned him.
  22. >He starts crying as he sits on his haunches.
  23. >Feeling bad, you sit next to him.
  24. "I'm sorry Special Shoes. How about we go get some ice cream?"
  25. >He immediately stops crying as he stands up and bolts towards the Sugar Cube corner.
  26. >And thus, another chase is on.
  27. >God damn you really hate your job.
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