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By: StolenTurtle on May 20th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.98 KB  |  hits: 18  |  expires: Never
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  1. >The hospital doors burst open with a screaming man and wife
  2. >"MY WIFE IS HAVING A BABY"
  3. >Nurses and the other doctor people rush to his side and slam her into a wheelchair
  4. >ridin dirty
  5. >They roll her into another room and lay her on a stretcher
  6. >You storm in and stick a stethoscope to her belly
  7. "Nurses, whats the prognosis?"
  8. >"Shes having a baby doc!"
  9. "Oh." You wave your hand to follow you
  10. >They follow you into the room and set her down on the cold steel table
  11. >"Why are we in here doc?"
  12. "All the other rooms are full and this was better than the janitors closet."
  13. >A couple of nurseboys high five
  14. >absolutely disgusting
  15. >You turn your attention to the woman screaming about babies
  16. >You look at her vagoo and notice its dilating
  17. >You're about to start making incisions when you notice she is also taking a shit
  18. >You call over a couple of nurses and they laugh at her
  19. >So do you
  20. >Then you see something poke out of the tunnel of flesh
  21. "Someone get me some gloves!" You scream
  22. >A nurse hands you a pair
  23. >You immediately get down to business
  24. >You pinch the tip of the thing coming out and you start pulling
  25. >"Is that a?"
  26. >You finally pull the whole baby out.
  27. >You rage as you look at a pony baby and you slap its ass to make it cry
  28. >Then you show it to the father
  29. "Sir, your wife is a whore."
  30. >He takes the baby in his hand, pushes the hair out of its face and smiles.
  31. >He kisses the babies head
  32. >"Its okay little one."
  33. >everyone daws then stop when he throws the baby at the wall
  34. >"THATS THE FORTH TIME THIS MONTH JANET!"
  35. >She gets up and walks out
  36. >you dont even care
  37. >This is the 11th person you lost this week
  38. >after your shift is over you stop off at the local liquor store and buy fourlokos like the fag you are
  39. >100 cans of peer disgust
  40. >You're already drunk as you enter your home
  41. >you start throwing your pictures off the desks as you take a swig
  42. >then you throw your cans everywhere
  43. >nothing was spared
  44. >You tear your diploma of fine arts off the wall
  45. >then you cry
  46. end
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