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Pat: The Legend

By: StolenTurtle on Aug 21st, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.71 KB  |  hits: 30  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Pat
  2. >You are currently running a marathon
  3. >25 miles in
  4. >1.2 left to go
  5. >You were in the lead with rainbow dash right on your heels
  6. >you were gassing out as well
  7. >pushed yourself too much just to get ahead of her
  8. >every second of being ahead of her is like someone kicking you in the ribs
  9. >you start to lose your footing
  10. >you stumble and fall
  11. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJjnbhSTuqQ
  12. >Everything slows down as you watch rainbow run past you with her tongue out
  13. >You think everything is lost
  14. >All the time you spent running, walking, and gorilla pressing anything in arms reach lost
  15. >a tear rolls down your cheek as you continue to fall in slow motion
  16. >Rainbow moving farther ahead
  17. >You were just about to give up all hope until you saw in the distance a man gorilla pressing another man.mywaifucram
  18. >Getting ready to slam him on the concrete
  19. >All your confidence comes rushing back into you as you take a deep breathe in through your nostrils.
  20. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l__jSgTAmQ
  21. >You correct your falling and turn it into a roll
  22. >You come out of your roll running like you were chasing the wolf
  23. >You could see that blue bitch
  24. >There was no way you were going to let your gains go to waste
  25. >Everything you've done up until now has built you for this
  26. >You've already made up your mind as you begin sprinting
  27. >Everyone watching stares at you in admiration
  28. >The look of determination was etched in stone, no, fuck that, wurtzite boron nitride on your face
  29. >Each step you take breaks the pavement
  30. >Your muscles tear in your legs as you catch up to rainbow
  31. >Fuck off legs is all you can think
  32. >Youre now neck and neck with rainbow
  33. >.2 miles left
  34. >A voice in your head calls out
  35. "You got this."
  36. >You look down to rainbow and smile
  37. >.1mile left
  38. >You push yourself over the limit
  39. >Everything comes to a halt as you take one stride longer that put you in the lead
  40. >Light breaks around you as you turn golden
  41. >Your shoes are instantly melted to the ground
  42. >You pull your skin off your feet from the rubber to keep running
  43. >The finish line is 10 feet ahead
  44. >You close your eyes and raise your arms
  45. >The crowd goes wild
  46. >The first human to ever beat rainbow dash in a marathon
  47. >Youre hoisted up onto the shoulders of the crowd
  48. >You cry tears of joy as youre handed a trophy
  49. >Rainbow makes her way to you
  50. >"You did good kid." She nods and walks away
  51. >You watch her from the top of the crowd
  52. >She takes one more look at you and salutes you as her body turns into dust as a gust of wind hits her.
  53. >You nod in her direction as the crowd continues to throw you into the air
  54. >And all was good that day
  55.  
  56. Thus ends the story of Pat, waifu, cumdump, and friend.
  57. May his legacy live forever on in our hearts
  58. http://imgur.com/HzPY337
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