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Pat Stories(PiE) 3

By: StolenTurtle on May 20th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.36 KB  |  hits: 21  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Patricia Black ON earth
  2. >You are studying the effects of some particle dismantler princess celestia brought to you
  3. >OLD GOD TECH SHE CLAIMED
  4. >You called her a bullshitter straight to her face
  5. >You're Pat
  6. >And aint no pat give a fuck
  7. >Also you were fired from your job for calling the princess of another world a bullshitter
  8. >two thumbs up (y) (y)
  9. >But you stole the particle thing and thats why you have it
  10. >Turns out it disintegrates anything in front of it
  11. >You found out when you pointed at your house
  12. >shame
  13. >Oh well
  14. >You're currently holding up a bank
  15. >The girl behind the counter thought it was a nerf gun
  16. >She nolonger exists in this world
  17. >hue
  18. >Anyways, they cough up 100billionmillion dollars
  19. >You shoot the bags of dough
  20. "It's not about the money." You lick your lips. "Its about sending a message."
  21. >"Fuck you you stole that from batman."
  22. >You shoot him
  23. >le maymayface
  24. >You walk outside and shoot a couple cars
  25. >take the trolley to the statue of liberty
  26. "POW HAHA!"
  27. >The whole thing starts dissolving in air
  28. >You laugh
  29. >then you see people falling from inside the statue
  30. >You feel sad and walk to your nonexitent home
  31. >You sob into your hands of charcoal color
  32. >Then you point the gun at yourself
  33. "My only regret is not asking the cops why they didnt come for me."
  34. >Poof
  35. >you're gone
  36. >Amen hallauahueya
  37. >In memory of Phillip Banks 1988-20013
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